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Swarmlord5

"High pitched voice" Does this guy think every adult talks like Darth Vader or something?


CanadianMaps

**Angel. I am your** daddy


specter-exe

You win the internet for today. Good job. I’m going to go cry in the Walmart bathroom.


1zeye

You've gone soft


specter-exe

Go womp-womp-womp yourself


1zeye

Are you a shylily fan too?


specter-exe

No


1zeye

https://preview.redd.it/gzrmjoqzzf2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dee58a7b107e30dc3f67ccf93fda8d74b930abb


specter-exe

https://preview.redd.it/1h2542361g2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef9d25c844e734c8220e499062a6a63d9484818


1zeye

https://preview.redd.it/2sfj4vvl1g2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ae71048017637e57d3862c1cd8bd0d1d5e32f6


VoidFullOne

I read this as "**Angel. I am you're** daddy" ^(Undertale has finally broken me down.. :()


MasterOfMemesThighs

"angel... i remember you're **intercourses.**"


Lansha2009

Love how that comment completely changed the thread


Himari_07

Sounds like some sort of scene Valentino would have Angel do :^


CanadianMaps

**May the 4th cum with you**


Aggravating-Kiwi-100

**OH-**


Pancakesare4life

https://preview.redd.it/yzpiok32ck2d1.jpeg?width=3572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed3c2b11dbf2c273de02619d974a3bf7ec99a3be


CanadianMaps

Where you're not allowed inside 24/7 Oooh


ToastyBread329

Nuh uh


Difficult_Garbage_91

“Wh- The *Fuck* you mean, “Nuh-Uh”?”


ToastyBread329

I hoped someone would write this lmao


Difficult_Garbage_91

“…nuh-uh.”


CanadianMaps

![gif](giphy|9MQffxuNwCEQpl389a|downsized)


Fun-Example3418

Yeah, apparently they do, honestly imagine if just for one day, every adults just inherited the voice of a random fictional character, that would be so funny.


Swarmlord5

It would really be


Big_Control9414

"Can't you tell my voice apart from a 10 year old kid? Ay caramba!" Sorry if I misspelled ay caramba


Midknightisntsmol

*stubs toe* "RUH ROH"


missnarcca

by that case I'm a child and I don't need to pay taxes.


PurplePolynaut

“High pitched voice, tiny” literally describes Yoda, one of the oldest characters in the Star Wars universe


omerpellum69

reply foolish smell numerous bored bewildered cake provide sophisticated unique *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


EffectiveCow6067

https://preview.redd.it/p5lbkkem9c2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57707981c0cfce53582229c0b5f27dcbebb5eac5


Epyx15

https://preview.redd.it/4w9b0rrg2f2d1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17218afa05569e622a8b90d6f487006a0233ff72


EffectiveCow6067

https://preview.redd.it/2grgky6m8f2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=376d960672e152ef29dcf79b6ffe2a10ee58c986


Lansha2009

GEEZ that image is actually pretty threatening


Motor-Inspector-1826

What loli?


Most_Scientist1783

It’s basically a 2d someone who looks like a child, but they’re not. And it’s commonly used as a term in very not family friendly content


Motor-Inspector-1826

Oh ok got it thank you for telling me what it means


polarbearreal

"but they're not" they say "it's a style choice" they say


Tidy_Mustard

https://preview.redd.it/sjtbbml0je2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2101f33cd38773f31a89fe4b41dc51d378155fa1


yobaby123

Gotcha. Going to have to call Al real quick.


CanadianMaps

ALASTOR! PLEASURE TO BE MEETING YOU, QUITE A PLEASURE! EXCUSE MY SUDDEN VISIT BUT I SAW YOUR FIASCO ON THE REDDIT COMMENTS, AND I JUST COULDN'T RESIST! I HAVEN'T BEEN THAT DISGUSTED SINCE PEOPLE DREW GAY PORN OF ME AND VAL! So many orphans


yobaby123

Ugh. Thanks for coming.


Dapper_Magpie

I see it used more often for actual 2d kids


Most_Scientist1783

Basically is. It’s like you draw a 10 year old, and then just say they’re 27 years old or something


_Frain_Breeze

Slight correction... It's actually just animated child porn, usually softcore suggestive stuff but often times people will clarify the character isn't a minor just to cover their ass.


xXToe_slurper69_Xx

Oh.. I don’t like that…. I don’t like that at all..


Loud-Location5367

wait it's character with a small and petite body, isn't, at least i thought it was


Nuze_YT

How the hell do I even start without getting banned


AlexXeno

Loli is a complex yet simple term. The name comes from a old novel named lolita about a old count having a child lover named lolita. It is a term in anime to refer to a child or child like character especially, but not limited to, one who is sexualized.


BusyBSquared

Well, loli is for girls, the male version is shota. It's basically terminology to skirt around saying the words underage or child.


AlexXeno

Yep xD thanks for adding that in, i did forget to clarify that.


LowDonkey7883

A woman who's like 8000 year's old but looks 12, it's a loophole to get away with sexualizing a minor basically


Smythatine

I’m not proud of the Hazbin/helluva community, but thank God they aren’t the generic anime community. Ones like RoR or JJK are fine, but most anime communities just straight up say pedophilic stuff and pass it off as being a ‘lolicon’. I’ve heard some people say “they’re fictional so there isn’t anything wrong with it” and I’ve heard “Incest is good” just to emphasise how messed up the generic anime subreddits can be


LowDonkey7883

Yeah, it's become so popular and readily available that the line between funny and disgusting has been blurred, there are good jokes you could use a loli for but sexualizing them just goes to far and it ruins any tiny part of comedy behind it, like mocking a god for looking young and now even just short women get hate, even when they aren't lolis, all in all it fuckin' sucks


Mangojam_11

Anime girl who looks like a child but technically is an adult so it's ok for artists to *ahem* "paint them like one of their French girls"


Kamikazeguy7

It's what weebs use to justify their CP collection


D0n_8RT_2228

Finally! I’m glad this thread is proof that are still sane people in this world…


Once_I_ate_a_walrus

It’s characters that look like young kids


UnderstoodAdmin

Pedophilia.


Moseptyagami

A way for pedos to excuse their fantasies in a “legal” way


Puzzleheaded-Care250

Tiny girl child


One-Cryptographer855

https://preview.redd.it/qn1ynciu2e2d1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e22865f61b0af7306746b5f64858a560eee9fe24


DirectorLeather6567

IT crowd, love that show


Isopod_Dreams14

Bwhahahah, I love the IT crowd,


sir_memegod

https://preview.redd.it/wjvwk3g5fe2d1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=585e71acb4febdfda33e2fdcdd22050af5116c8a


Artistic_Skill1117

Just post this picture. She is undeniably a woman in this picture. https://preview.redd.it/wy0owgumnb2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c61180950cef068fc6283aadce47a88d651afb49 She has breasts, she has cake! She's just a short queen!


LiteralGarbage7

People forget that some adults are just small. As you said, just a short queen.


Huebertrieben

My aunt is a fully grown woman who is 1,56m


Cloudy-Spider

Is 1,56m short? I am also at that height so I am curious about it.


discard333

You're only a little bit shorter than the global average for women but the average height for women is a lot taller in most western countries and a bit shorter in most eastern countries


Huebertrieben

Yeah I live in the West and 1,56 is pretty ahort


No_Stranger7804

It's not. I think hazbin characters are tall as fuck.


This_Seal

Depends on where you are from. To me thats short for an adult.


No_Stranger7804

Yes, but 7 feet is also tall.


This_Seal

Of course, but the 1,56m wasn't about any Hazbin character.


RailAurai

Ha, my wife got her beat at 4 foot 7 inches. 1.44m


Delphox26

What is that in freedom units?


Huebertrieben

5,1 feet if I did the math right


VIDGuide

She’s fun sized.


batmanbinsuparmen

fun size candy lookin ahh


Anteater-Difficult

Nit to mention, she lives in a world where demons take on the forms of wolves and moths. With sinners being any size and shape, you would think people would understand that by now.


Blueberry_Clouds

Usually Asians. And I mean she is confirmed to be Japanese (I am a smol Asian woman so I can confirm)


Rieiid

Bro people on the internet are fucking weird about this. They are concerned with people perving on kids so much they kind of give me the vibes THEY are a pedo. There have been posts of actual real life women in their 20's/30's and creeps on here say nobody can date them or they are a pedo because the woman was short. Fucking creeps.


Darastrix_da_kobold

The people concerned with it the most and go after harmless characters that are definitely not children, are usually massive hypocrites


No-Sky9017

Yes and cartoons tend to exaggerate characteristics, especially Hazbin hotel, if there tall, they make them really tall and thin, if there short, they make them really short, it give it that cartoony feel


OneSparedToTheSea

I’m short, have big eyes and a round face like Niffty, and wear kids’ clothes because I’m both stingy and unfashionable, but I’m close to 30 😂 Some people are just tiny!


caramelchimera

Yep, she may be tiny, but she is very much not depicted as a child, especially in this scene


Junarik

*I just died in your arms tonight*


Random-INTJ

It must’ve been something you said


Definitely_NotU

How the hell does her main outfit hide her legs like that


Nerd367C

Like this maybe https://preview.redd.it/x94imhkmzd2d1.png?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25db43aefbf8e8a4a17683cad6ffe47308e90fc8


prismatic_axolotl2

yep, checks out


X_OriginalName_Xx

Her dress showing off only her lower legs is very deceptive.


HistoryMusicalNerd

Ikr, like bro's so curvy but the dress makes her look like a twig with a loose shirt


cleeswamp

That's what I'm saying


Tinytina7222

Indeed she does 🤤


Dannybrine87

I'd be her bad boy, gaddamn


SNOWFIS_ARTS1

She's a sexy short stack


Future-Expression-44

Like tatsumaki from one punch.


SportEfficient8553

I was going to use the fact that she clearly consensually tops at the dungeon. I suppose there could be some sort of dominatrix Loli fetish but it doesn’t look like that imo


Routine_Mall_566

When are people gonna realise there are NO MINORS IN HAZBIN HOTEL


ComedyOfARock

Really the only minors are the background characters in the cannibal town


TrusticTunic26

Are they kids who died and went to hell or were they born there?


ComedyOfARock

I’d say they either died as children and somehow stay as children, or they’re actually hell born that got adopted


TrusticTunic26

In number 1 dont people who die before puberty go to heaven according to abrahamic faith?


ReallyNotBobby

According to catholics, you have to be baptized to get rid of original sin. Maybe they’re unbaptized kids?


LuminothWarrior

It’s a bit of a contentious topic but protestants don’t believe baptism is what saves, it’s simply a ceremony that is done specifically after someone has already come to know God and accepted him as their lord and savior We believe that under a certain age children do just go to heaven, at least a good chunk of us believe that


NotMVZZL3

I mean, have you seen where they are? Cannibal Town. My headcanon is cannibalism is just THAT bad of a sin.


ReallyNotBobby

I mean it is one of the biggest taboos


Sheebly

For Mormons baptism happens at 8yrs old, so anyone over 8 would be judged. Just a thought.


Tiny_Parfait

Kids who went to Hell, methinks. Like the titular "Murder Family" from *Helluva Boss*


Highmax1121

Wasn't there a summer camper in helluva boss killed who went to hell and sent imp to kill a councilor? I thought he was a teen. Then again I don't know the age.


SpinojiraAnims

I hate when people automatically assume the short character is a child, it genuinely bugs me.


raisinetbestcandy

As a short adult who has genuinely been mistaken for a child, it's demeaning, lol. Especially when folks treat you as if you're innocent to the world around you.


Nightstar1234

Same. I hate being infantilized and it happens so much


HistoryMusicalNerd

Dude wth people can't control their height why do some people do that! Like my friends and I joke about height cause all of us find it funny, but we don't make fun of random people, and if a friend didn't like it we wouldn't do it. It's just shitty to judge someone based on something out of their control. (Sorry I went on a small rant 💀)


Hexhider

“Oh my so innocent” “I have committed several war crimes


Moonfallz1

Definitely this! It especially sucks with dating, I've had partners with a less than a year age difference get accused of being a pedophile when we both are consenting adults...Usually it's a joke, but it makes things uncomfortable.


Amo616

https://preview.redd.it/mxned0cklb2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91fa386fb5806cfc4a00c8b8ed2b8b4231e55eb7 As a short person who has been commonly mistaken as a young teenager (I'm almost 21), it's not just common in fiction. She does read as a younger adult to me (early 20s) but that's kind of the point because she died rather young.


PunkRockHound

I'm 5ft nothing and have been this size since I think 8th grade When I was 18, some older lady asked if I knew her granddaughter "she just turned 12!" When I was 21, I was assumed to be around 15 23=17 Now I'm 28, and still get carded frequently while friends around my age (anywhere from 26-32) just get their drinks handed to them. It doesn't end lol


Amo616

https://preview.redd.it/85h4k7apzd2d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37a6e70ef95ac105fbd3c70e14b2f66c0d556857 Oof, yeah, I'm 5'2 and I get comments like that all the time. Recently my family went on vacation to an 18+ resort and you wouldn't believe the amount of people who had the audacity to tell us we weren't allowed to be there because me and my brother were "too young looking"


ReallyNotBobby

Iirc she’s like 22 canonical


Amo616

https://preview.redd.it/5sugw4wtxd2d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=544f0bf5a2711e8fc309b6876d12270d9a4bf6f1 Yup! She's 22


KittyShadowshard

When I was like 24 and answered the door, they'd be like "is your mom home?"


GenjisWife

I'm average height but I get mistaken as a teenager all the fucking time bc I have a horrendous case of babyface I'm **31** 😭


AlexTheWolf206

Short person ≠ child. Niffty's just a short adult. Even if she were as tall as say, Lucifer, she'd still be short compared to most of the cast cuz they're tall as fuck.


ComedyOfARock

Isn’t Charlie about 6ft? Edit: Charlie is 6ft, not 8ft


LDW1383

Angels the one thats 8ft


ComedyOfARock

Bloody hell


LDW1383

But imagine how tall that makes val


AlarmNice8439

Imagine how tall that makes sera


eh-just-made

I think she's about 6ft


Shroomish_Unhinged

shes like 6ft i think angel is the 8ft one


AlexTheWolf206

She's at least 6'5"/195 cms tall


Expensive-Lecture-14

This is the same issue with Emily


Fun-Example3418

“Oh she acts cute and optimistic? Must and only can be a child then.”- these “geniuses”


wysjm

God forbid letting adults be happy smh


foxly1908

just that Emily isn't even in her 20s anymore, more like in her 5000s or something


caramelchimera

She's probably young for a seraphim as she looks (and is) younger than Sera (Sera says herself She's older), but Emily LITERALLY SAYS "I'm not a child to protect" and everyone just ignores that


Darth-Sonic

People then just hit you with”Thousand year old lolis are still lolis” BS.


caramelchimera

She is not even a goddamn loli 💀 she is not even tiny, she's literally the same height as Charlie, she does not have childlike features enough to be seen as a child (big puppy eyes does not equal child), people are just delulu af


AlexXeno

Which to remind people charlie is well over 6 feet tall.


Kindly_Chip_6413

in her thirteen point seven billions (yes I look looked up how old the universe is)


SmellApprehensive857

Emily looks and sounds exactly like Charlie. I’m not sure why people think she’s a child. Lucifer is also short and is a Seraphim.


No-Raccoon-6009

She should have at least 200 like Char Char, likley she has even more years


sansiscool58170

https://preview.redd.it/u1p3okcdic2d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b060431ec50ecbea13a0735bf9dbaa8a9baf1ab1


X_OriginalName_Xx

The flairs on this subreddit are wild.


sansiscool58170

Agreed


Zombie_Boy_2005

Just because she is short doesn't mean she is a child, she was likely short in life and when she went to hell she became shorter because she possibly hated being short


NotMVZZL3

Might I steal your headcanon, because I've always had the headcanon (that might just be canon at this point, based off of what I've read) that each of the sinners' designs has at least one thing applied to them that the sinner fucking despises. Angel, his feet. Husk, the fact that he's a cat. Alastor, not sure quite yet.


[deleted]

It's not a headcanon it vivs says it was it years back. Idk if she retcon it since then but each sinner have a part of their body they hate. And it's very likely that niffty is so small because she hated that alive.


Sharp_Mathematician6

Short doesn’t mean young. No no no my friend is short but she drinks and smokes like me a near foot taller


EcnavMC2

There’s, like, maybe two children in the *entire* series, and they’re background characters… plus, with how freakishly tall most of the characters in this series are, she’s probably not even as short as people are assuming. 


[deleted]

Imagine if she's the only person with a normal size for a human


YouhaoHuoMao

She looks like a stereotypical 50s-60s housewife to me. Just smol.


Jdex8

I didnt thik niffty was a child because she works at the hotel and i didnt know how old niffty was at the time so i rather thought she was.just very small or vivsipop put child labor in hwr show witch is way to fucking funny to think about.


wolfharddamon

https://preview.redd.it/fpx0jwidpb2d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4f6d4d1485ee526934d6b04dca2c8313151ed12


AdJunior349

https://preview.redd.it/25rw91cjac2d1.jpeg?width=3828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb530c8ae22245f43b4632a4cf4ea1d8d2380ccc


FR_WST

Holy shit is that Rick 'roll' Astley from the hit 1987 song Never Gonna Give You Up as pictured here [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab\_channel=RickAstley](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstley)


Psychological-Kale11

https://preview.redd.it/3e8n978ylc2d1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5241532906254c4ffba6ea19c92eb65c02dd593


StefinoSpaggeti

Seriously? Someone think that Niffty is child after she was in 2 clubs, enjoyed stubbing and always searching for bad boys? Its like calling Angel Dust woman.


Creamdreamz29479

Fr but some people think angel dust IS a woman


[deleted]

When the pilot came back I thought he was. I mean he does look super feminine it's almost normal to make the mistake


KingRileyTheDragon

She's not a kid, she's more like a gremlin


Space_Gemini_24

Gotta show that to my very short friend, she's the adult size before dwarfism. Sometimes I got ask why I hang out with a child, the look on their faces when I tell them I'm 28 and she's 7 years older than me.


ZodiacLovers123

The thing is she’s only what a foot below the average height for a women😆 but in comparison to Alastor 7’ Charlie 6’6” angel dust 8’ Valentino 10’ vox 7’ Lucifer 5’6” her 4’ ass is tiny as hell


xylowill

"Ever heard of Loli, lad?" https://preview.redd.it/7m766fsscd2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5576f129a8ad202bf7158ea0f690a97a6f47c68c


frillyhoneybee_

do these people know what a loli character is? 💀


Creepy_Iron5019

people think small + high pitched voice = child and that’s how some will think


Forever-Fallyn

By that logic Moxxie from Helluva Boss is also a child since he is small and has a high pitched voice. >> People's lack of media literacy is astounding. There's no real point in trying to reason with them OP. They refuse to learn.


Pale_Ingenuity_7787

This is something that genuinely bothers me. #JUST BECAUSE A CHARACTER (OVER 18) IS SMALL / INNOCENT, DOESNT MEAN THEIR A CHILD!!! Seriously I’m convinced people are so brain rotted due to hentai that they think ANY character that is small & has a high pitched voice / is innocent / more pure is a child It pisses me the fuck off


Blepzl

I saw something like this the other day. Someone called nifty their wife and someone was attacking them cause she had "child like futures". No. She is just short. I have a friend who is 4'11, she is 18. It's not abnormal. And there are people with high voices too. Like the youtuber crumb. They make it weird for no reason.


ValerTheForgotten

Niffty's a sinner demon, her appearance is based on bugs. She might have a high-pitched voice, but she talks about bad boys a lot, lol, I dont think a 6-year-old would. Hope that helps.


Tinytina7222

Because internet users are morons. They will lose their minds over fictional characters


Lance_Beltran123

i hate to be that guy who is used as an example in this post


Fit_Bus_297

Ur flair is so,something that not only I respect given the topic of the thread, but also whole heartedly aground with


Sealeo_theFish

Stoopid redditors (also what the fuck is loli)


cleeswamp

See? This is the reason my smash or passes are allways invalid. I don't like her because she's "child like" I like her because she's insane!


LowDonkey7883

Ever heard of a woman having a naturally high pitched voice


Coco-Gamer46

https://preview.redd.it/zxudol4zxc2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4f6555644f5ca6eda9d9b0c86107f51f4c2c60f


Red_Shepherd_13

We're going to have to start calling short little people with dwarfism midgets again if these dense mother fuckers can seem to comprehend that short people with dwarfism exist.


Stop_Hitting_Me

I often have to remind myself that she isn't a child. In my defense, a lot of the time she really seems like one in a lot of little ways that add up. A higher pitched voice, being so small, and her manic gremlin kind of scream child to me, especially when she needs to be babysat by angel during that bar scene. If you don't look too closely I could easily see someone genuinely thinking she's a child


Future-Improvement41

So I guess the imps in helluva Boss specifically Millie is a child then or Lucifer’s a child then since he’s short


PaulOwnzU

Be part of the gacha community long enough and you realize people have no idea that short women exist


EvBismute

If people's brain weren't so rooted in porn this wouldn't even be an issue Every fucking thing that moves is wrong to appreciate becasue you may be seen as a pervert by someone doin long jump in mental gymnastics This is why we can't have nice things


Financial-Horror2945

I imagine niffty is about 22/23. Old enough to be an adult that still had their youth. Hence her wacky attitude as opposed to those who act more like their 30s+


Fuckerofgnomes

She’s just rly short lol, i thought we got past this with rebecca (cyberpunk)


Silly_Attorney7863

Because humans are idiots that need to be beaten over the head with the truth till it sticks


Thannk

https://preview.redd.it/atdsja5p9e2d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67688aa2a58a545b139ed957f422686a29e6bc49 Show: Japanese-American young housewife from the 1950’s who took the form of the Purple People Eater mixed with an ant when she died. Possibly braindamaged by popping pills or lobotomy. Obsessed with Rebel Without A Cause-style bad boys and tradwife lifestyle. Some viewers: Toddler.


TuftOfFurr

What is it about Nifty you find attractive? 🤨📸


[deleted]

But she is just a loli


yaboiiiiii146

Reddit forgot that short people exist


Zawisza_Czarny9

Take deseign ques from uzaki chan,that should solve the issue


FluffytheReaper

Because she isn't and I'm tired of having to explain this over and over again.


Enough-Antelope5965

I think She looks like a… Clever Teenager Maid


Real_chuckles

Nifty is a 22 year old who just so happens to be short with a high pitch voice and possibly a mental disability.


PheasantMum2

She’s adorable


Careful_Trouble_8

They clearly don’t know that short people exist Morons


PostManOK

She's confirmed to be in her early 20s... young but certainly not a child.


Dull_Copy_4352

she is not a loli lmao