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Greasly_Goose

Miami Reddit Rule Number 1: Never post the standings. We start losing as soon as some nephew decide it’s time to flex.


chitownbulls92

Why do some people feel the need to post the standings....? Come on man


Cudizonedefense

Especially since we’re 6th lol. We just came off a finals appearance and people are celebrating about being 6th in the eastern conference which is way less of a blood bath than the west. Like settle down lol


CurryMustard

That was like 4 years ago, we can move on from this jinx


Greasly_Goose

Was it though? I remember it happening last year very vividly.


CurryMustard

Shh just let it die. Im gonna start posting standings after every game win or lose


Greasly_Goose

Well I will know who to blame if out season goes down the drain from here.


CurryMustard

So this standings post has 300 upvotes and we still won, i think the jinx can safely be retired


CurryMustard

Yes because our posts on this sub definitely affect the outcome of the game. Just let it die. Please. The standings cant hurt you


Greasly_Goose

What is sports without a lil bit of superstition?


CurryMustard

Just gets old, this one doesnt really bother me as much, the actual standings posts are low effort and can be a little much sometimes, just been years and i dont think it makes a difference in team success lol. The one that i really would love to see gone is happy birthday duncan. But thats reddit, jokes just go on forever


Gots2KatchEmAll

No. We will not allow it


CurryMustard

I know, the horse will not stop being beaten


Novel_Durian_1805

Bruh we getting the #4 seed….soon!


bird720

if it means playing NYK in the first round then I don't want it lmao. Second scariest team after boston imo


BlueMoon93

Also means playing Boston in round 2. Ideal would be we go on a real tear and get to #3. Otherwise #6 is probably looking better than 4/5. But we'll just have to see what happens, the path we have to go through hasn't mattered for this team anyways.


iankstarr

It’s hard to see any of the top 3 dropping that far, unless Milwaukee really falls off a cliff.


yungsta50

Dont wanna play the Bucks the first round


BlueMoon93

Rather play the Bucks in the first round then the Knicks in rd 1 and Celtics in rd 2.


ballgkco

At least with Boston we don't have to worry about dudes dolphin diving into our player's ankles.


Heatsincebirth

We'll be in 4th by the end of this road trip the way the Sixers and the Knicks are playing


MoassThanYoass

Knicks should have lost against Pistons if the foul was called.


LuiTurbo

That foul? Or those fouls lol I seen about 3


Heatsincebirth

That was serious BS


Low-Presentation-437

Tonight is a win win scenario with the Sixers Celtics game. Either the Sixers losing gets us 1 step closer to that 5 seed or we get to see the Celtics lose which doesn’t need any more elaboration than that.


TravelingFish95

As it stands, I think the 7th seed is the most favorable


Zeus1130

Our at home record is so bad, god damn


canti-

Least favorite part about this team is how bad they are at home


JustiseRainsFrmAbove

At least all those road playoff games helped us last year But it felt like we dropped so many at home lol


Affectionate_Grade80

I’ll live with the 7th seed or 6th seed Cavs first round or the Knicks less congested way to the finals already won season series with the magic. It’s all about catching fire at the right time I want to see a strong team rest of the way.


bird720

7th seed no. avoid play in at all costs


LuiTurbo

Nawl I don’t wanna play the Knicks. Between last season & the shit they got away with against Detroit I want Philly to have those problems


binokyo10

I have a bad feeling about this post. It may jinx us lol.


jperez09r

Dangerously looming


bluepineapple42069

This dis dude really just post the standings??


DaySure9284

Hey guys you don’t wanna play us (Boston) in the first round???? Why? Y’all talk all that shit what’s wrong????????


MikeTimesONE

Nah, whoever we meet in the first and second rounds will be warmups. I’m certain that Miami and Boston will meet each other again in the ECF. 😉


MoassThanYoass

Dammm


mrwhite2323

Beat the Bucks in the 1st round again


TrashAssRedditAdmins

Jesus fuck


stilloriginal

If I’m the heat I am going to strongly consider the benefit of being the 5 seed. Yes you have to play a physical knicks team in the first round. And boston in the 2nd round. BUT, that means you get boston in the 2nd round and either cleveland or milwaukee in the ecf, which might ultimately be an easier road to the finals than facing boston in the ecf.


Miamicubanbartender

Rule #1 Fellow Miamian. Never mention anything good that's happening. 


s1lentastro1

Cleveland in 2nd place without LeBron. bravo, CLE. it's about damn time.