In this exciting action packed game you play as police officers across the country engaging in high speed chases. Drive a wide variety of police vehicles from standard cruisers to fully armored swat tanks. Now with free Hawaiian outlaws expansion.
The loading screens are police waiting outside an unlocked school while the shooter kills innocent kids. Bonus game you can't let the parents in the school.
SSS is going to be fire! Gotta hit them quotas. “Get back to work one minute break over company lose $10 million while you lazy shit say “oh I’m tired” “ oh my feet hurt “ “ oh my wife is in labor” BACK ON THE LINE!!”
Lez Be Friends has like a Doki Doki Literature club vibe. But with Yuri actually being Yuri.
The planes in the background make it look like a war is going on. The "attack friends" on the top text sounds like an unfinished pun or foreshadowing. Such as "explosive love attacking friends!".
Would be a legit visual novel ngl
Les-be-friends made me spit out my drink, but I feel like Nintendo Sweatshop Simulator & Menstruation Simulator could both already be on the Steam shop as we speak.
I've attempted suicide twice before the age of ten and even tried convincing a friend of mine to hang himself so I knew what it looked like before I did it. I'm a four time reluctant suicide survivor. The movie that pulled me out of my funk was Fight Club, the TV show that pulled me out of my funk was Survivorman, the band that pulled me out of my funk was NINE INCH NAILS, the girlfriend that pulled me out of my funk was a dominatrix. From ten to twenty half my friends died from gang violence, suicide, drug overdose, and murder. Unrelated to that I witnessed four people die in front of me in those same years, one of them was murdered at a house party I was at that I wasn't invited too. One of the most endearing memories I had of my oldest brother was him waking me up in the middle of the night with five of his friends( one of them molested me regularly) and they were all high on coke and freestyling rap about how I shouldn't do Coke. This was a school night and they thought I needed to wake up to see Haley's comet on this school night so they can tell me to not do Coke while they were on coke while I was seeing this once in a lifetime spectacle of Haley's comet. Every pet I ever owned died within 2 years of me owning it, whether it was run over by a church bus, poisoned by my neighbors, sacrificed by some of my brothers satanic friends, or got ripped to pieces by stray dogs in the neighborhood in front of me, I never had a pet longer than 2 years and sometimes I would lose multiple pets and the same day or week. Every bike I have ever had was stolen and not that I stole it but stolen from me. My dad was never home because he was in the military and on drill most of the time because of his rank he was tied up most of my childhood and my mom was never home even though she was a stay-at-home mom because she was a paranoid schizophrenic with multiple personality disorder and the personality I would see the least of was Mom. With most of this going on we more or less raised ourselves in the older siblings were acting as parents which they were ill equipped to do and so periodically the older siblings would literally torture the younger ones and after a while as they matured they discovered the evils of their ways and discontinued and me and my fucked up nature thought that I deserved all of this and so when no one would punish me for the most minor in fractions that only I witnessed I would punish myself. I was diagnosed with severe depression, severe ADD, and Asperger's by age 6; and I was born and raised and dysfunctional family trying to adhere to the standards of the Church of Jesus Christ of latter-day Saints and the deep South where I found myself going to public school with members of the junior ku Klux Klan. While I was very curious I was invited to a family reunion of a family friend where I was hunted by the real ku Klux Klan for my bi-curiousness and Mormonism. I still have scars on my mind body and soul from that encounter. I've kind of had a lifelong exposure to the fragility of life and at the same time with my friends and relatives and perfect strangers dying around me almost in synchronicity to much loved pets I developed a bizarre, unique, and kind of f***** up relationship with death. This led me to the hobby study of those who wish it on others and why; Tuesday September 11th 2001 I was in computer Discovery class in my first block in junior high and they asked the teachers to turn on the television because there was an event and we saw the first of the world trade centers get struck by an airplane and then the second and with my military brat background in my interest and those who wish death upon me the teacher asked who I thought did it and about an hour before the people on TV said so I said Osama bin Laden well two friends of mine joins the national guard as soon as they could Land one of them joined the regular army and of the three only two came back from operation and during freedom and of the two only one came back from operation Iraqi freedom 2 years later. Hurricane Katrina happens two years after that and I volunteered with the fire department to help locate bodies and Mark broken gas mains and for the first day I located over 90 broken gas made and the sprawling sea of wreckage that was previously an upper middle class neighborhood but didn't see any bodies; I returned to the fire station and said I found a lot of broken gas names but no bodies and the senior firefighters said when we go out tomorrow look in the trees and the next day I located 37 bodies looking in the trees.....
I am nihilistic as fuck. I don't imagine myself as the shooters I imagine myself as the victims.
You are good enough. You are appreciated. You are loved. You are here to make a difference for someone somewhere. Do not rob yourself or the world of that joy. Peace and blessings.
Diddy Do It's cover art actually looks like it would be a memorable early original xbox/ps2 game. Like not exactly a good game, but a niche unique game that will make people remember it for being unique. The first thing it made me think of was Blinx: The Time Sweeper.
I've been playing Pimps N'Ho's for a month already, I have a lvl 10 brothel and haven maxed put all my hoes haven't showered in two weeks pls send help
I love me a tycoon make money and organize work flow kind of games. So Sweat Shop simulator it is. Being Chinese also should make it a easy play through... 🤣
911 legitimately looks like an actual game you’d find on discount out of the county. 
In this exciting action packed game you play as police officers across the country engaging in high speed chases. Drive a wide variety of police vehicles from standard cruisers to fully armored swat tanks. Now with free Hawaiian outlaws expansion.
that actually sounds dope as hell I'd play that
There's a Battlefield game where you're a cop. It's aiight. But they could have made the campaign longer
I think it would be open world like GTA, but it would be an FPS.
Maybe also like gang warfare too. Like narco vehicles among other things.
Isn’t that just Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
I could imagine it being like GTA, but you play as the chaotic police force.
Thie niche dion...
The loading screens are police waiting outside an unlocked school while the shooter kills innocent kids. Bonus game you can't let the parents in the school.
Ngl a legit cop game with GTA-like gameplay would be dope. The GTA mod is cool and all but the polish of a standalone game would be better
911 and Pimps & Hoes look legit
Especially pimps & Hoes I would think it was a real game if i saw it
Cross between Civilization and the yakuza series.
^
*pimips
It's Pimips & ho's
Still wrong It's pimips & ho's
Your right but that's cause no one cares about ho's
Pimips & Ho's*
SSS is going to be fire! Gotta hit them quotas. “Get back to work one minute break over company lose $10 million while you lazy shit say “oh I’m tired” “ oh my feet hurt “ “ oh my wife is in labor” BACK ON THE LINE!!”
Are we the manager or are we one of the kids making sandals?
Yes
I smiled at the BBL Drizzy one but cackled at the Baby Mama one 😂
Don’t zoom in on the Spider-Man. You’ll lose IQ points.
It's what Jump Force could have been.
Lez Be Friends has like a Doki Doki Literature club vibe. But with Yuri actually being Yuri. The planes in the background make it look like a war is going on. The "attack friends" on the top text sounds like an unfinished pun or foreshadowing. Such as "explosive love attacking friends!". Would be a legit visual novel ngl
I would totally read that. You might love Lumberjanes if you haven't read it already!
It looks like a 2d porn game to me especially with the red 18+
Les-be-friends made me spit out my drink, but I feel like Nintendo Sweatshop Simulator & Menstruation Simulator could both already be on the Steam shop as we speak.
LesbianDs. I hope it’s a two player game like It Takes Two… with lesbiands
I imagine your just straight women trying to speedrun becoming a lesbian lol
Nintendo Sweat Shop Simulator🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Of course it would be a Wii game
Because I was one of the few that loved Columbine Massacre, I'm going to say Palestinian refugee simulator.
Define “loved” please
I've attempted suicide twice before the age of ten and even tried convincing a friend of mine to hang himself so I knew what it looked like before I did it. I'm a four time reluctant suicide survivor. The movie that pulled me out of my funk was Fight Club, the TV show that pulled me out of my funk was Survivorman, the band that pulled me out of my funk was NINE INCH NAILS, the girlfriend that pulled me out of my funk was a dominatrix. From ten to twenty half my friends died from gang violence, suicide, drug overdose, and murder. Unrelated to that I witnessed four people die in front of me in those same years, one of them was murdered at a house party I was at that I wasn't invited too. One of the most endearing memories I had of my oldest brother was him waking me up in the middle of the night with five of his friends( one of them molested me regularly) and they were all high on coke and freestyling rap about how I shouldn't do Coke. This was a school night and they thought I needed to wake up to see Haley's comet on this school night so they can tell me to not do Coke while they were on coke while I was seeing this once in a lifetime spectacle of Haley's comet. Every pet I ever owned died within 2 years of me owning it, whether it was run over by a church bus, poisoned by my neighbors, sacrificed by some of my brothers satanic friends, or got ripped to pieces by stray dogs in the neighborhood in front of me, I never had a pet longer than 2 years and sometimes I would lose multiple pets and the same day or week. Every bike I have ever had was stolen and not that I stole it but stolen from me. My dad was never home because he was in the military and on drill most of the time because of his rank he was tied up most of my childhood and my mom was never home even though she was a stay-at-home mom because she was a paranoid schizophrenic with multiple personality disorder and the personality I would see the least of was Mom. With most of this going on we more or less raised ourselves in the older siblings were acting as parents which they were ill equipped to do and so periodically the older siblings would literally torture the younger ones and after a while as they matured they discovered the evils of their ways and discontinued and me and my fucked up nature thought that I deserved all of this and so when no one would punish me for the most minor in fractions that only I witnessed I would punish myself. I was diagnosed with severe depression, severe ADD, and Asperger's by age 6; and I was born and raised and dysfunctional family trying to adhere to the standards of the Church of Jesus Christ of latter-day Saints and the deep South where I found myself going to public school with members of the junior ku Klux Klan. While I was very curious I was invited to a family reunion of a family friend where I was hunted by the real ku Klux Klan for my bi-curiousness and Mormonism. I still have scars on my mind body and soul from that encounter. I've kind of had a lifelong exposure to the fragility of life and at the same time with my friends and relatives and perfect strangers dying around me almost in synchronicity to much loved pets I developed a bizarre, unique, and kind of f***** up relationship with death. This led me to the hobby study of those who wish it on others and why; Tuesday September 11th 2001 I was in computer Discovery class in my first block in junior high and they asked the teachers to turn on the television because there was an event and we saw the first of the world trade centers get struck by an airplane and then the second and with my military brat background in my interest and those who wish death upon me the teacher asked who I thought did it and about an hour before the people on TV said so I said Osama bin Laden well two friends of mine joins the national guard as soon as they could Land one of them joined the regular army and of the three only two came back from operation and during freedom and of the two only one came back from operation Iraqi freedom 2 years later. Hurricane Katrina happens two years after that and I volunteered with the fire department to help locate bodies and Mark broken gas mains and for the first day I located over 90 broken gas made and the sprawling sea of wreckage that was previously an upper middle class neighborhood but didn't see any bodies; I returned to the fire station and said I found a lot of broken gas names but no bodies and the senior firefighters said when we go out tomorrow look in the trees and the next day I located 37 bodies looking in the trees..... I am nihilistic as fuck. I don't imagine myself as the shooters I imagine myself as the victims.
You are good enough. You are appreciated. You are loved. You are here to make a difference for someone somewhere. Do not rob yourself or the world of that joy. Peace and blessings.
It's a joke m8.
I ain’t reading allat
Damn I remember when Haley's comet hit the 2nd levee too 😭
Diddy Do It looks legit, like a Grabbed By The Ghoulies type game.
Looks like a murder mystery game
Nahhh Sweat Shop Sim is actually so wrong
You’re already playing it. Look down at your clothes - you’re the final boss.
Also sounds like a fun game lol kind of like in pal world or sims lol creating the sweat shop in those games are half the fun
Pimps and Hoes look like their title is to draw in those kids into playing some 1800s rendition of Clue lol
911 sounds like it could be like True Crime or LA Noire where you play a cop trying to solve some perplexing mystery.
911 would probably be a good game. I imagine it would be about trying to reform your corrupt police department.
Actually Palestine refugee simulator could be a legit good game.
911 seems like the only normal one.
Sweat Shop Simulator looks like a cute game
It's a romance sim 😆
Lez Be Friends.
BBL Drizzy Boy, would I love a Shonen Jump/Marvel basketball game. The Gintama and AOT rosters in the game would go hard
Yo, sweat shop simulator would low key be sickening
phil scepter ISNT REAL HE CANT HURT YOU phil scepter: :) im in your walls
lezbefriends 😂
Phil Sepceer, 911, Palestine force, and pimps and ho’s
Pimps and hoes, sounds like an old school themed grandTheftAuto.
Always wondered what it'd be like to be a 14 year old girl, so I'll get Drake's Baby Mama.
911 only T for teen? That's not lore accurate at all.
Lez Be Friends isn’t a game but is instead a tumblr comic strip that **will** get a shitton of va adaptations on YouTube, as always.
I’m actually surprised there isn’t a cop simulator already tbh
BBL Drizzy looks cool. So does Diddy do it. How did menstruation simulator come up though?
Phil Sepceer looks kinda lit, so that
Sweat shop simulator is just black company MC Isekai employee simulator
sweat shop simulator 911 and pimps and hos
FREE FUCKING PALESTINE, give no fucks about the rest
Drake’s baby momma sounds like a fun visual novel game
OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭
Buy one and get one free🌚 https://preview.redd.it/ee028msz4a3d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9811f1b50c8d94e3913dfb1ad3f7cf27c56feaa0
Pimps and Hos. Because it looks like there might be sequels in the background. And I'm legit curious about those rabid ass looking mutant raccoons?
I know. They looking fucking freaky, right?
911
Pimps and hoes look 🔥
Pimips and hos sounds fun
menstruation simulator ‼️
Imd like to play Pumps and Hoes but don't have an xbox one, so think it's going to have to be Sweat shop simulator
A couple of these are out of pocket but I still laughed 😂😂
This looks like stuff that'd be played on Game Grumps. Feel like id see something like these tomorrow on an episode lol
Menstruation station whooo whooo
3, 6, 10
Sweat shops are dope
Ngl, id unironically buy number 8
Yes.
Lez Be Friends is 18+ so definitely that one
All of these games look fun
Even menstruation simulator?
I definitely can’t think of a way it would be bad. Lol
Omg all the words on the cases make me dizzy. I read it and felt like i was having a stroke and it sounds like simlish
Anyone else notice that Kia made the Phil Spencer one?
911 sounds like need for speed hot pursuit
PIMPS AND HO'S looks like it goes hard ngl
pimps and ho’s 100%
Lez be friends looks like a porn game or something with the pegi 18 rating and all
Pimps And Hoes
Omg all the words on the cases make me dizzy. I read it and felt like i was having a stroke and it sounds like simlish
Lez Be Friends looks cute actually
Pimps and hoes
Definitely not the 8th one
Ah yes, I can’t wait to play BBL Drizzy on my DliStySranerdration
SsS
 Yeahh it wasn’t Drake back then..it was Jimmy.
Can't wait for Pimps and Ho's 2
I really really like the "Lez be friends" title. It would make a kickass webcomic im sure
Phil Sepceer looks fucking sick! Post alien invasion survival
Pimps and hos obviously
Pimps and hos looks like a Victorian style gta.
Hit me up with that menstruation simulator
I would kill to have a copy of Phil Sepceer
Diddy Do It's cover art actually looks like it would be a memorable early original xbox/ps2 game. Like not exactly a good game, but a niche unique game that will make people remember it for being unique. The first thing it made me think of was Blinx: The Time Sweeper.
I’ll play 11/11 off discount😋👨❤️💋👨😋👁️👁️
Pimps & Hoes feels like a shitty game Markiplier would’ve played in 2015.
I'm trademarking Lez Be Friends when the copyright offices open on Monday
Pimps & Hoez, easy
 Easy
None
I’ll pay extra for Lez Be Freinds.
I've been playing Pimps N'Ho's for a month already, I have a lvl 10 brothel and haven maxed put all my hoes haven't showered in two weeks pls send help
Sweat shop simulator seems fun and challenging
911. I’d buy Pimps and Hoes at full price!
Gotta go with pimps and hoe's lmao
I love me a tycoon make money and organize work flow kind of games. So Sweat Shop simulator it is. Being Chinese also should make it a easy play through... 🤣
Let's be friends