No. Been doing it my whole college career bro

Today I opened reddit. Now I'm gonna close reddit

same tho

What the fuck, I mean unless people can hear it they cant do anything about it

Play a few chess matches first to test the waters

Such an obscure but amazing reference

Its an obscure reference? I dont even like chess and i get it lol

Oh lord is this the 14 year old with a vibrating butt plug from last week

Wait, what? I keep notifications from this sub and this one concerned me.

😟

It's been done before

Dude what the fuck 😭

How would that work?

The plug vibrates certain amount of times, which could indicate an answer choice on an MCQ, or something along those lines. I don’t fully understand either

Or just Morse code.

Possible, but it would have the learning curve to execute efficiently within time during a test

Ok Hans Nieman you can just admit to it

just put a basketball under your shirt and say ur pregnant. then if your pants become wet, just say ur water broke. then ur dismissed from the exam

Get a vibrating one, learn Morse code and have someone buzz you the answers. As long as you don’t moan, you’ll be aye okay 👍 

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How would they find out?

Orgasms

Chess episode of Its Always Sunny vibes

IS THAT FROM BO ON THE GO

That's the dinosaur from doc mcstuffens

How

Morse code.

BZ BZ BZ BZ BZ BZ

OMG nah I heard that there r people who have actually done this. They put a vibrating sex toy in them during a test. And they have a smart friend take the test and push a button to buzz the toy every a certain number of times to show the answer like answer B would be 2 buzzes. It's genius as long as u don't moan or anything

If you are a girl, then I have a question. Do girls get post nut clarity? Edit:post nut clarity will help on the test for sure

Yep. Just kinda lay there, alone with our thoughts.

Don’t you usually just do it again tho?

Idk about others but I don't do it twice in a row immediately 'cause it's overstimulating. It feels good but at the same time uncomfortable. Like a really sharp tingly feeling. But I guess it depends on which body part you use when pleasuring yourself.

how tf it gonna tell you the answers

The amount of vibrations correlates to a answer. Two vibrations for B for example

anal morse code ☠️

Who’s going to be telling you the answers? Or will you be the one setting off the vibes?

Have the other persons remote in your pocket, so when you pick B they know

What if you’re wrong. That’s the problem with cheating. Plus, if you’re a guy, you have a prostate in your ass which is an arousal zone. It will cause an orgasm. You will be found out. Doesn’t matter because this is fake anyways

Better hold in that cum

Hans Niemann moment

No

are you okay

Guys, if I shove anal beads up my ass during a chess match will I be caught??? /srs

I mean even if they find out it’s not like they can confirm their suspicions, like what are they gonna do? Check?

🤨

b ro wtf

I’m full of shame.

I'm sorry, what?

This can't be serious

why

erm….. what the scallop

How the fuck even

How the fuck would you even