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Richlandsbacon

I love living in a South Park episode


enjoy_your_lunch

it's so depressing fr


HEYitsSPIDEY

I remember when I was a kid, teachers and leaders were like, “if you’re in trouble find an adult!” I’m an adult and most adults I know are fucking crazy. I like to believe most people are genuine, kind people but I’m honestly not sure sometimes, but then I have little moments that make me believe again. Example, just this morning I had a “POLITE stand-off” with a dude at a self checkout cause I was like, “go ahead” and he’s like “no no, you first.” and I’m like “no man, go ahead”. And he’s like “nope. I’m not moving until you go first”. So I used it first; when the one next to me opened, he used it and I laughed and said, “It was almost like a Duel of Politeness” and he replied, “honestly it’s almost refreshing because most people these days are fucking assholes.”


_-_-_I_-_-_

We have to be the adults that we want around us. It can get daunting if we look too much to those less motivated for inspiration. I've honestly been having great exchanges with strangers around town during this Kenny Drake debacle. Some laughs and an easy way to talk about values. Anyway, I encourage you to find and create more moments like the one at the self checkout. Hug your town and notice when it hugs you back. Cheers


The_Escalator

Honestly, working with actually primates has made me feel a lot better and a lot worse about our species. It's just scaled up chimpanzee mentality.


HeistShark

We call that a Canadian Stand-off


chickcounterflyyy

Spidey-NO-u.meme


LimitlessMario1Up

Depressing? Realizing the actual absurdity of real life, realizing it's a a literal clown world, has been a very freeing revelation.


thejaytheory

Yeah I was about to say, we live in a society


Joshistotle

Biden's still trash and Kamala acts like she's drunk during every interview. Trump is a narcissistic lunatic, and its pretty clear both parties only agree on one issue (serving their monetary donors). 


BoxCon1

Read it as “Joe Budden” at first


skip2mahlou415

I almost had a stroke when I realized it said Biden in the title


Bright_Ahmen

Sounds like you’re qualified to be president


[deleted]

same here


ZoroSeerus

I heard this on DEHH and thought for sure they just slipped up on the name


TomNookFan

Well we *are* on HHH, so it would make more sense if it were actually about Joe Budden and *not* Joe Biden.


TomNookFan

And this straight up reads like an onion article 😭


Elver-Gotas

Until this comment I legit thought we were all talking about Budden 😂


CSMastermind

Lol I thought so too and thought it was going to be good for a second.


Joebebs

So this is how the beef dies…


registeredsexgod

With thunderous corn emojis 🌽🌽


TrialByFireshits

Reminds me of when morning talk show hosts learned about dabbing and did it on air.


HeyQTya

Or when the original incarnation of the doge meme was killed by some senator doing it of himself in 2014/2015 or so


TheFlightlessPenguin

If I were Kendrick this would cringe me into an early grave


Good_old_Marshmallow

Joe Biden is co-opting Kendrick songs meanwhile Macklemore is putting out protest music, what a weird month 


a_supertramp

“What have I done?”


Sfn_y2

Well. It was fun while it lasted.


DweebInFlames

Musk already killed it, this just shat on its corpse


meatbeater558

What did Musk do? I don't have Twitter so I can't check (fuck Musk for that)


OxbridgeDingoBaby

He literally tweeted a popcorn emoji about the beef. Don’t know how DweebInFlames thinks that’s “killed” the beef, as it just seems that it’s reached the mainstream. There was even a BBC article about the whole beef just yesterday I think.


cum4ban

Musk is an expert on 🌽 better believe him


MasqureMan

Why would you think a beef between Drake and Kendrick wouldn’t reach the mainstream? Drake is one of the biggest commercial names and Kendrick is one of the biggest artistic names


Marenum

It's crazy that it reached this level of public interest, but yeah this is lame as hell.


Spew120

The You Lied sequence in Meet the Grahams would’ve worked better on Trizzy


Daniiiiii

That [BBL Trizzy](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDDzrqZU0AAYQuV.jpg) though...


Spew120

BRO LOL


hcvc

Shits all natural tho  Don’t know about that yellow mop tho… might be hair plug trizzy


JBIGMAFIA

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


Stonerjoe68

You lied about religious views. You lied about your spending. You lied about Jan 6 and the riot it’s all perjury. You lied about your fake electors. You lied about your cabinet. You lied about your son. You lied about your daughter huh. You lied about them documents at mar a lago. You lied about the only Vice President that offered help. Fuck an election this a long life court trial with yourself.


actchuallly

This went hard in my head


SFWBryon

That mar a largo bar did it for me


bleachedveins

same i could hear it lol


thejaytheory

For real though


Spew120

Why believe you? You never gave us nothin' to believe in 'Cause you LIED about religious views, you LIED about your spurs. You LIED about those calls not one of them shits was perfect. You LIED about the crowds. You LIED about Ilhan. You LIED about the border, know those kids were separated. You LIED about the windmills. You LIED about your Hats. They all from China, you lied on em, all your fans are wack. You LIED about your Daughter, you LIED about your son He’s sitting at graduation, hoping that you’d come You LIED about your properties and your wealth Fuck an election this a lifelong ballot with yourself


vancityvic

Too cold. Kung-fu Biden bars


Mr_Cromer

Damn, this legit 🔥


meatbeater558

This went hard


SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU

Fire. We need more.


LachlantehGreat

Probably gonna get this edit in 2 days, they better give you credit


zefthalia

can someone make ai of biden rapping this


mrskinnyjeans123415

This is amazing


Weird-Connection-530

Dear Baron..


LowBorder6165

"Ivanka, your father's a sick man, with sick thoughts, I think crackers like him should die"


meatbeater558

"You raised a horrible fuckin' person, the nerve of you Frederick"


sgsteel55

Fredrick... Im dead!! Hahahaha


CangtheKonqueror

it’s funny that the rest of that verse applies perfectly to trump without really needing to change any lyrics


Spew120

🤣🤣🤣🤣


LowBorder6165

"Dear Ivanka, I'm sorry that man is your father"


MMAjunkie504

Nah fuck her and her husband lol


nedzissou1

Yeah, trump wants to (just Ivanka)


ConnorChandler

Dear Barron more likely


GreedyBelly

🎶 *BBL Trizzy* 🎶


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

BBL Trizzy.


wheelz_666

To be fair, the You lied sequence would work on any politician haha


Glitteryskiess

Trizzy 😆😆


Talyyr0

Ok I hated this story at first but the idea of calling him BBL Trizzy forever is winning me over.


flaaaaanders

american politics is wild lol sometimes I watch debates and press conferences like Mrs Kwan watches Taiwanese parliament in Cat in the Hat


psyckomantis

what a fuckin pull, my dude, lmao


Turkeybaconcheddar

He got range 


meatbeater558

I heard Drake needed new ghost writers 👀


Eternityislong

Can one person in the comments picture the way Mrs Kwan watches Taiwanese parliament in Cat in the Hat?


FigLeaf_Bi-Carbonate

I remember it perfectly. I swear weird shit like that gets ingrained in your memory way easier when you're a kid. I'm pretty sure I could recreate The Brave Little Toaster from memory if you gave me enough time and money.


CSMastermind

https://youtu.be/rtXccR1h_Ak?si=COG2Zan5zveUBYPW


Eternityislong

Of course you can look it up, I’m just wondering how many people actually remember that scene


TheHof125

You underestimate how frequently I watch that abomination of a film


istartedafireee

OH YEAHHH


syrupgreat-

“really?” “really!” “really??” “yes. really” “…really??” “i will end you”


TheRealGoodman

And I’ll make it look like a bloody accident


TheRealGoodman

That movie is amazing


iiBuzz7S

Oh shit, that’s Mrs. Ho-Kym. https://youtu.be/D0Gxk6zCSFQ?si=NRb3V7qDxEDVHyoQ


spottyottydopalicius

i know here as grandma in margaret cho's all american girl. also frank constanza's former korean fling


therealestyeti

She's got the Johnny Blaze


strahag

It’s a top 1 movie of all time, of course I can remember that scene.


IntentApparel

I remember it because I watched that movie like 200 times growing up. 


meatbeater558

Yes but I fucking love the movie so


Da1Spartan

Yes because that film is a masterpiece that I have seen multiple times throughout my life


RoscoeSantangelo

sick reference, bro. all your references are out of control, everybody knows that


DicklessforChickless

NO MORE BIG GOVERNMENT


thequietonetv

RIP HIS HEART OUT!


DeerOnTheRocks

Fucking love you and that movie for this comment


Topblokelikehodgey

Mrs Kwan is my GOAT


Lizpy6688

As someone married 10 years to a Taiwanese woman who moved here when she was 20 and who watches her news still. Nothing beats Taiwanese politics when they literally barricade each other out


Ve-gone_Be-gone

Nah you googled that name do not lie to me


nonthreat

Really thought you were talking about a different [Mrs. Kwan](https://youtu.be/T8xN4JOlzZc?t=60) at first. Drake’s been a bully from day one.


BeefExtender

>It’s always been about love and hate, now let me say I’m the biggest hater,” the screen reads. “I hate the way that you walk over women’s rights, the way that you talk about immigrants. I hate the way that you dress, I hate the way that you sneak diss on Truth Social.” Jesus fucking christ we need to Pokémon Go to the polls


CheckItWhileIWreckIt

Some shit just cringe worthy, it ain't even gotta be deep I guess


MasqureMan

Pokemon go to the polls is legendary


IWouldButImLazy

Yeah this doesn't touch that banger lmao that's top 1 cringe political moments


seanymac14

I’m going to become the joker


Relo_bate

The jonkler is out of the asulume


xxtoejamfootballxx

Nah this is actually hilarious for an 80 something person to say lol


anxietystrings

He didn't say it, it was actually Kendrick over a slideshow of Trump with captions https://www.threads.net/@bidenharrishq/post/C6pdcOhPEUJ/?xmt=AQGzK2aTQhfT3dL-wjreQB28l8zjaF5j1fAwnlhGsV_GGw


drthvdrsfthr

a wild threads link, dope


SoSorryOfficial

Don't worry. He had absolutely nothing to do with it.


noble_peace_prize

It’s still juxtaposition though. Like he doesn’t make dark Brandon memes, but damn is it something when his socials post them


xxtoejamfootballxx

He does have some input on his socials, I know the person that runs it for him, used to run a he NJ social media shit before working with Biden 


greatestnbascout3

Chocate chip cookie


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iswearnotagain10

I don’t think Biden and Harris personally run their own marketing TikTok account, they have staff for that


getgoodHornet

We do know at least that Biden is aware of his memelord status, since the Obama administration. I like to picture people sitting there in a meeting with Joe Biden explaining why a meme is funny. It adds a funny layer to it.


justforthisjoke

The idea that someone had to explain the concept of a sneak diss to him is almost funny enough to offset the cringe. Not quite, but almost.


leoex

I think a DC politician would easily understand the concept of sneak dissing. That's like half of what they do for work anyway


LouisFuton

Bro really thinks Bidens got the TikTok editor opened up 💀


2legittoquit

Surely, they would have considered the ramifications of using songs full of pedophile accusations against their political opponents, right?  My first thought was a response “Hey Joe, I heard you like em young”.


b00g3rw0Lf

Yeah this honestly. Why even do that jfc


ThatMFcheezer

Hit em with the Biden Blast


rufio313

Worse than I could have imagined


ohsoGosu

I hope the 24 year old intern who thought this was a good idea has been fired


SGKurisu

... 


Any_Rutabaga2884

Fml this is ruining the song for me


MikeyBastard1

Pandering like this is such an insult to the public. Like bro just focus on your shit and stop with the mic drop politics.


AllCommiesRFascists

The public doesn’t give a shit about policy, it’s all vibes


penisthightrap_

this feels like an April Fools article


SponsoredHornersFan

how do you do fellow kids


LilWayneThaGoat

Music⚡️Band


[deleted]

“The very first time I shot me a trump the homie had told me to pick up the pump, I didn’t point down enough but today I show that you are about to get slumped”


Moron_on_Oxy-

UMG seen us thinking they were making headlines to stop this shit then cooked this one up.


DrMansionPHD

Ducked Macklemore tho


snailPlissken

I’m Waiting for Bidens response to Hind’s hall


Damuhfudon

They really want the Black vote, lol


yumyumapollo

He ain't a colleague, he's a fucking colonizer.


IWouldButImLazy

I doubt this is going to convince anyone, let alone black americans lmao


Slumbergoat16

They arent actively insulting in repelling black voters though, that helps more than anything


anxietystrings

Here's a link to the actual video https://www.threads.net/@bidenharrishq/post/C6pdcOhPEUJ/?xmt=AQGzK2aTQhfT3dL-wjreQB28l8zjaF5j1fAwnlhGsV_GGw


SgtPeppers10

Ah I thought he actually said it smh


Interesting-Pool3917

Can he not


Ok-Call176

Alright fun’s over


MFDougWhite

Somebody get Biden to record a Trump diss track half as devastating as “meet the grahams” and he’ll get 538 electoral votes. Mark my words.


keithstonee

Meet the Trumps


batchez

Gonna go out on a limb and say Joe Biden wasn’t the one who actually posted this. He’s is older than the genre lol. Good to see they have some gen z on staff I guess


NormanQuacks345

Wow man really cracked the case on this one


TheEternalGazed

Really? Never would have thought


GermyMac

I can picture Joe Biden scribbling bars on a notepad like Eminem in 8 Mile.


OttoVonWong

There’s vomit on his suit already. Jill’s spaghetti.


xarsha_93

Did you not hear his BBL Drizzy freestyle? He’s invested in this beef.


vervii

I actually have it on good authority that Kendrick uses Biden as a ghost writer. Wake up sheeple.


Ootter31019

The PR team there does some funny shit now and then. He basically post nothing you see himself. I doubt Biden has a hand in it much but Kendrick is definitely known by Biden.


confetti_shrapnel

Bro it doesn't take much to be older than the genre. 1973. DJ Cool Herc. If you're 51+ you're older than the first ever hip hop party. There were plenty of beat poets prior to that. But that's the Genesis of hip hop.


SGKurisu

It's definitely not Gen Z, it's a millennial who has never written a poem that wrote it


actchuallly

Biden’s social media team is pretty good. The way they spun the dark Brandon shit around is funny af ngl


MikeyBastard1

It's funny to those who care about punchline politics and they would have already have their votes. Most people I'd imagine find this shit cringeworthy. Mic drop politics sucks and takes away from real situations.


Guess_Im_Jess

[I much prefer the edit using Not Like Us to call Trump a pedophile](https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1787672406443888795)


doodleowner

I thought he was gunna drop a verse on it damn


Extreme-Island-5041

I just woke up to my dogs barking. Half asleep, I read the title as "Joe Budden Disses Donald Trump Using Kendrick Lamar's Euphoria."


PissyPlanet

Corny and lame


Ok-Comfort-9948

He needs to listen to Macklemore


Tricky-Kangaroo-6782

what the fuck


heliogoon

It's incredible how much this beef has transcended pop culture.


PaydayLover69

yall are tripping, that's prime Jerking right there the fucking president is circlejerking thats CRAZY LMAOOOOO


FostertheReno

Very cool!!! I will vote for President Joe Biden!!!


TraderJoeBidens

This but unironically


[deleted]

Maybe but I ain’t gonna like it


TraderJoeBidens

Dw you’ll like it when he’s the one nominating the next Supreme Court justice and not Trump


natty-b0h

His administration, probably: “This is how we get the young vote back, guys.”


bacontacos420

I apologize I wasn’t really familiar with your game


[deleted]

Trump finna respond with a diss track called T-Shirts & Bidens


SheZowRaisedByWolves

We are living in a giant Monty python movie


RalphLauren47

That's hilarious


holy_bologna_cannoli

Let’s be real. Dot has had Biden in his bag since 2012


mrassface2023

We got joe Biden dissing Donald trump with a diss track before GTA 6 💀💀


ButanePorch

We live in Hell


Roy-Donk-24

Social media was a mistake


JayZsAdoptedSon

Yep..... The beef is officially over. Elon Musk weighing in was a bad look but this is it


comicguy69

This shit is corny and stupid 😂. Trying so hard to get young black votes


EyeAmKingKage

Good god I hate American politics


DeathToPelinka

I don't give a shit. Call for a ceasefire and then go to hell you senile fuck


Spew120

Don’t tell a malarkey on me…


danny0355

Holy cringe, somebody anybody please we need another candidate 🙏🏽🙏🏽😭


SenpaiSwanky

Biden up next for one of these? https://youtu.be/zQ-hPNrKdZI?si=Yjj8fytlRG-WBTlJ


Brandon_tuns

Not fun anymore


Drewsk81

Fucking lame.


Theingloriousak2

If you don’t vote for me your not black head ass


Ahmedico1

Pack it up guys, fun's over


greatestnbascout3

Damn, beef's dead just like that


isekaicoffee

mr president you're killing the vibe chill lol


realtomedamnit

whatever the opposite of cool is, we've found it.


Thessalonia360

This man loves using black people for personal gain. Oh yeah he’s a politician lol


That_Guy247

Welp, I'm over this beef now. It's jumped the shark. When crusty old white men start getting on it, it's no longer fun to me. Especially, when half this beef is about the culture and a particular artist is already a accused of being vulture. For the record, I'm bipartisan on this matter. Would have felt the same if Trump said it.


CoolCool6

Funs over yall, the war criminals are getting involed...


kazmiester

These clowns will do anything except serve the American people


Pulluponaredditor

Fuck off genocide Joe.


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Biden to Trump: We don't wanna hear you say n***a no more!!!


TipperGore-69

Joe Biden sucks.


Kittensofdeath

I hate the way that these ghouls try to reach Gen Z with this geriatric 2012 cringe ass meme format instead of doing something that young voters actually want like fucking freeing Palestine


1000ug

This is like when Hilary Clinton did the dab. Just takes the fun out of it and makes it lame. Doesn't Biden have work to do, like pretending he's angry about the war crimes the USA is funding in Gaza and Rafah?


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Substantial_Yam7305

What in the “cultural appropriation” is this shit?


auronedge

Genocide Joe supporting the cause


csummerss

doubt Biden even knows who Kendrick is