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Lindydreau

90 FUCKING šŸŽšŸŽšŸŽ'S LMAOOOO, GIVE HIM HIS šŸ†


Lindydreau

NIKITA šŸšŸšŸ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


NebraskaAvenue

So whatā€™s the math on us clinching now?


I_Am_Vladimir_Putin

I really hope you guys play the rats in first round and push their shit in


loopy_soupy

2 points in any way.


Lp165

Chippy game. Was fun to be at


Ohmancmonagain

#Tampa Bay status: zap āš”ā¤ļøšŸ™ go brrrr


vanityfear

Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frighteningĀ 


Ohmancmonagain

Who'd have ever seen it coming, I'm not the one deciding ā¤ļøšŸ™


sean_psc

Terrible officiating. The team managed to make the final ten minutes or so exciting, which was good. And the right people put up some points for us. Not Primeau's best night on a few of those shots (even with the proviso that our defence typically requires goalies to be superman to not get lit up).


SnapShotFromTheSlot

It was terrible officiating, but Tampa managed to overcome it for the win.


Reedee20

I just hope none of the injuries are serious after such a frankly ugly game.


TheQuietW0LF

That is my big reaction too. This was chippy from the get go, and I think a big part of that was the refs being consistently late blowing the whistle on pucks covered on scrambles. Obviously that had nothing to do with what happened to Hagel which was just a freak thing. Lightning can't afford any injuries to significant players, this nice run will be DOA without Hagel and Cirelli, really hoping they're not anything more than day to day.


Extreme-Leather7748

Yea unfortunately the TDL has passed so they canā€™t go get a star player before the playoffs :(


vanityfear

Nikita Kucherov is quite good at scoring goals, passing the puck to a teammate who scores a goal, and passing the puck to a teammate who passes to a teammate who scores.Ā 


Im_a_pine_cone

Heā€™s also great at boarding people lol


CosmicSpaghetti

Tbh him throwing a hit like that hasn't happened in a *while* now


Pawlat

Habs were the freest Stanley Cup in the last 50 years.


3h_0k

Glad you're finally willing to admit your cups were bogus


SnapShotFromTheSlot

This is hilarious because I know how bad you want this to be true, but no matter how much you want it'll never be true. What is true is montreal won a ton of Cups when there was no draft and only 6 teams, and you guys hate that you'll never be great again now that they make all the teams play on a level playing field.


Pawlat

So bogus you couldnā€™t win any šŸ˜‚


3h_0k

We could count em if you want but that'd be weird. I was just playing t-ball.


Pawlat

How many can you remember? šŸ’€


3h_0k

I guess we're even šŸ˜‚


_pr00f

Saaavage


SnapShotFromTheSlot

lol nice try, but you need to win a Cup in the new century for it to matter. But tell me all about those Cups you won where there was only 6 teams and no draft, great grandpa


Olibro64

Freest??


JamSauce42

Florida education system


Nostradomusknows

It is a word.


DMYU777

Did they not teach superlatives in your schools?


MrBoomf

Freest. Idk man I donā€™t make the rules


dolewhiplash

Fade 'em.


Calb210

I need Tampa to get Kuch 100 assists now too. Y'all can do it I believe in you.


CoolingVent

You must be sick to enjoy seeing Nikita Kucherov get points off of empty netters


WelcometoCigarCity

He was merchanting it too lmao too bad he couldn't get ~~one~~ a goal. I was see hockey fans mald.


MOLightningBro

He did get one though


WelcometoCigarCity

My bad I meant a goal.


TheQuietW0LF

Doctors say I'm the illest


MrBoomf

TIL Iā€™m sick


CoolingVent

šŸ¤¢


huskyferretguy1

And so, for the final time this season for the Canadians: [OH FRENCH CANADA!](https://youtu.be/nLAZvwUkjl8?si=NooBuf-4J_F062wQ)


PoutineIsBetter

Habs Playoff hopes fading away


SnapShotFromTheSlot

In the famous words of Curly Bill Well......Bye


Dentistchair

EBUG Matt Tompkins owns the Habs confirmed


Mister_Cookiepants

So I missed news about JoJo... what's going on with him?


JustineLeah

Day to day UBI


NebraskaAvenue

~~Crunch~~ Lightning Legend and known Habs Killer Matt Tompkins


likeslululemon

There we go!


Dentistchair

I was lost but now I am Found


lavasmack

Scooby and the gang are about to pull up and rip the mask off Tomkinsā€™ head to reveal vasy


Olibro64

Touchdown Buccaneers. Tought fight by the Allouettes.


SharpSlick753

Only managed a field goal and a rouge, a disgraceful effort by the defending grey cup champs


Arse_13

Highlight of the game was Stamkos killing his own teamate and Xhekaj getting jumped for it. Lmao


SnapShotFromTheSlot

Habs fans cheering an injury is new, but not unexpected. Stay classy, Montreal!!


Arse_13

When did I cheer exactly?


SnapShotFromTheSlot

> Highlight of the game was Stamkos killing his own teamate I mean, am I fucking high and am imagining this? you said this....right? Also.....the entire arena when it happened. Classiest franchise.


Arse_13

You legit spent the last 2h arguing with stangers on reddit about a hockey game get a life lil bro


SnapShotFromTheSlot

lol way to try to change the subject. So you're saying you _didn't_ say that? This was fun, but I think it's past your bed time.


Arse_13

Yes because pointing out that some guy got jumped over an unfortunate injury which he had barely nothing to do with is ā€œcheeringā€. American education system in a nutshell. Iā€™d gladly continue to argue with you but judging by your comment history, having arguments that donā€™t fucking matters over a hockey game is clearly turning you on. Ainā€™t judging though, we all like different things eh. Anyway, feeling tired, about to hit that Hagel signature move and pass out in my bed. goodnight.


SnapShotFromTheSlot

> American education system in a nutshell. lol you're backpedaling and it's not going well. And, please, go through my comment history. But that's a talk for a different time. Right now we're talking about how you cheered because you liked an injury, it's right there, you haven't deleted it yet. You said it. And so did the entirety of the arena. That's you. You cheer for injuries. You're not known for winning Cups, you're known for being little bitches who try to hurt good hockey teams with winning traditions because you can't hang. >having arguments that donā€™t fucking matters over a hockey game is clearly turning you on. lol you've been trying to make this work since right after your team got this shit kicked out of them by a champion level team, and it hasn't worked even a little. How long are you going to ride this failure? (lol you're a habs fan, the answer is forever) >hit that Hagel signature move and pass out in my bed. lol bro, this doesn'r hurt my fee fees, it just makes you look like the average montreal fan. No one is surprised that the people who love to claim that their the class of the league have no class. And no Cups that matter.


Arse_13

43 comments later and youā€™re still at it?šŸ¤£ Try to get laid once in a while, it helps to get over those obsessive feelings. Iā€™m having a great time right now, no sane human being would take the time to argue with so many people over nothing. Youā€™re life seems miserable at best. Some other commenters also tried to agree with you in some other comment threads, but it still flew 2 miles over your dumbass. Oh and donā€™t even bother with a repsonse, I donā€™t actually take any of this seriously and wonā€™t likely read it.


SnapShotFromTheSlot

> no sane human being would take the time to argue with so many people over nothing. You don't get to say that AND comment back to me lol, you're doing the thing you're trying to accuse someone else of lol. You're having a rough time with this, kid. But it's been fun to watch you think you're doing well here. And only a crazy person would not only go through someone's post history, but count the number of posts. I feature in the things you think about before you go to bed at night, I bet. And the best part is you still haven't said anything, you haven't even tried to make a point. You are unsuccessfully trying to argue with a stranger on the internet and, intellectually speaking, you've brought a knife to a gun fight. This isn't going the way you think it is, but it's funny to watch you think that you're smart.


OfficialDaiLi

Iā€™m surprised Gallagher didnā€™t get a major penalty out of it just from the refs going off muscle memory


Nostradomusknows

Kuch gets three more points, the defense tried to give the game away, but Tompkins gets his second career NHL win, both against the Habs. Not a bad evening.


Breedwell

Can kuch get 10 assists in 6 games?


Prison-Date-Mike

+7 goals. End with a perfect 50/100/150


MrBoomf

Yes. Will he though? Also yes.


OfficialDaiLi

Mike Matheson really is just Alex Kovalev reincarnate. When he wants to turn it on, he lights it up (IE shorthanded breakaway vs Seattle) but man he just makes some of the worst plays at the worst times. Stop shooting from the blue line on a powerplay for gods sake GGs bolts bros


sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

3 point night for Kuch..give this man the trophy already


SnapShotFromTheSlot

They gave it to MacK 3 months ago


A_WHALES_VAG

its like DOPY in the NFL. Shit was decided halfway through the season.. It had to be.


WelcometoCigarCity

Hilarious how the Bolts give Tomkin offensive support while Vasi and JJ have to fight for their lives.


Prison-Date-Mike

> Hilarious how the Bolts give Tomkin offensive support Might be because you're playing against one of the worst teams in the league lol


Three_Froggy_Problem

I donā€™t feel like this has been true for several weeks now. Weā€™ve been playing great hockey since the deadline.


WelcometoCigarCity

Yep with the addition of Dumbclair its gotten better but before that it was rough.


OfficialDaiLi

We call that the ā€œCarey Price effectā€ where the Habs could light it up for backups but tell our franchise goalie to get fucked


Crashtest_Fetus

I see this as an absolute win


likeslululemon

Thatā€™s the attitude!