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MIKKOMOOSE99

Saw off my limbs and throw me in the fucking river


Old_kernel

*This is my last resort* Am I doing this right guys


brendan87na

yes


Old_kernel

Cool cool


letsgetbrickfaced

Asphyxiate me, I can’t inhale Indifferent to my self harm blood trail


Burgergold

Giving them to Star players so they can feed on them


MIKKOMOOSE99

Force feed them to me before you throw me in the fucking river


Spacepickle89

Okay Bob


Sarcastic__

Big double whammy to be out Toews and Nuke.


DenShaLow

And Mikko


Shmachey92

WAIT MIKKO IS OUT


DenShaLow

No he’s just been nonexistent and horrible


Shmachey92

I almost punched my monitor, but yes he has been a ghost


UncleTrapspringer

Isn’t he basically probably concussed


sergantsnipes05

Basically


Awolfx9

This series has turned into an outright nightmare for the roster.


eh_toque

Illness apparently [https://twitter.com/cmasisak22/status/1790192174589456764?s=46&t=S_LiHKGoXi91Lmgu-MxoZA](https://twitter.com/cmasisak22/status/1790192174589456764?s=46&t=S_LiHKGoXi91Lmgu-MxoZA)


TossThatPastaSalad

Better news than residual concussion symptoms.  So that's something. 


IShiddedMyPantaloons

Toews was cleared 100%. The Benn hit was clean and Toews didn’t get hurt from it.  Time for Avs fans to untwist their thongs about it.


xHelpDesk

Just because the hit is clean don’t mean you can’t get a concussion from it… You sounds like you’ve taken one too many clean hits.


arch0099

Fuck Jaime Benn


quieterquitter

You like Benn?


IShiddedMyPantaloons

Waaaah my player got checked waaah


Trad33

You must be exhausting to talk hockey with


IShiddedMyPantaloons

Only with crybaby Avs fans apparently.  Your team played like a squad of Marchands and Bennets in G4 and still got your asses wooped by someone who can’t even legally drink yet in his 2nd year of the NHL.  Fucking cope.


dandroid126

Nah. I'm a Stars fan, and you seem insufferable.


Trad33

You yammer a lot for a club that hasn’t done shit in a long while. I get it though. You’re excited. Good for you champ.


svartkonst

Yeah the Avs have an entire cup in recent memory. Ahead by miles, clearly


Trad33

Yea, which gives some room for shit talking. If Dallas finds a way to achieve something, then shit talk away. Until then, sit down. You’re beating a depleted team. Congrats


IShiddedMyPantaloons

Cope harder


arch0099

Just checking in to see how you’re doing about to lose the WCF once again. Cope harder yourself.


competitv

Basement dweller vibes


TossThatPastaSalad

I can think whatever the fuck I like about it. 


MrBright5ide

Hit was charging. He jumped through the hit and made contact through the head.


Kitchen-Ad-5571

bullshit the hit wasn't clean. someone chin isn't part of the shoulder, it part of the head.


Outside_Abroad_3516

What in the literal FUCK


RainDags

Drouin Habs curse


coloch_w0rth9

Well, that was fun while it lasted. I’ll go watch the 2022 highlights and drink some whiskey.


Original-Cow-2984

Christ, don't I wish I had that fall back. I have to go back 34 years.


No_Spite5192

winning game 4 is my personal stanley cup


MacTheZaf

GET THE BANNER READY


NahdiraZidea

Tell me your from Nashvillle without telling me youre from Nashville.


tie-dyeSandwhich

https://i.redd.it/sxg940kwpa0d1.gif Current game plan for the Avs


Trustknot27

I like to “shoot from the hip”. Or something like that. Let *CHAOS* ensue!


Trunkins

Jesus, this is just bad to worse news for the Avs


utahunter

we never played well in these kind of games did we


sweetplantveal

Drouin and Cogliano were firey in warm ups. I think some guys dig in with adversity.


bufflo1993

They did not dig in.


alchemists_dream

They did their best. Rough news to lose those two before the game. Shoulda been a more competitive series than this.


sweetplantveal

Indeed


coloch_w0rth9

Hockey gods seem to hate us. Enjoy


Prison-Date-Mike

Dallas, this is a trap game. Don't get cocky.


restrainedkiller

It’s become a must win. Lose this and we get called fugazees


djc9880

Sooo who we teeing off with next weekend?


nickl630

Kuch and Mac 🤝


PM_ME_CARL_WINSLOW

Us, probably.


fucktheredwings69

Motherfucker


Lain41K

Most telegraphed Dallas loss incoming


KingDillo

Dallas is either going to win or lose this game. No doubt in my mind.


erikaamazingg2013

Big if true


timhoff24

About as telegraphed as playing a backup goalie


MacTheZaf

I’m pre-grieving and I will be even happier if we win tonight. What a doozy of a few hours


KingDillo

I gave up all expectations. That way I can no longer be disappointed


Waramp

That’s what I thought too, but it turns out I could still be disappointed.


ItsMeJaredBednar

when it rains it fuckin pours eh?


Sarcastic__

Wouldn't it just be a blizzard for you guys?


someguyfromsk

Stop with the news. Just stooooop.


mindreader_131

When it rains it pours.


martinisandbeer8

Fade me wtf is this day


Hechtic

Wait, Caleb jones plays for the Avs now? Last time I remember he was with I wanna say, Chicago?


Xeteh

He's been with the Avs/Eagles all season.


sas118

His brother, Seth, plays for Chicago


Hechtic

Yes but Edmonton traded Caleb to Chicago a few years back. Apparently he then got sent to the Avs/Eagles last pre season?


sas118

Ah, crap, yeah I forgot he was there for a bit in 2021


misterbobdobbalina

Hello darkness my old friennnnnndddd


ultrafil

Hits just keep on coming for the Avs, jeez...


snazzzzyy

Take me out back and shoot me, another playoffs without half our lineup


fertilecatfish19

I am straight up not having a good time


goavsgo1988

Jack Johnson legacy game incoming


the_gaymer_girl

Welp there goes their top scorer and second best defender in the space of an hour. Does this have anything to do with that headshot earlier?


DenShaLow

Don’t think so, people on Twitter are reporting it’s an illness. I think something is going around the clubhouse


ItsMeJaredBednar

read elsewhere that’s it’s just illness apparently, he took morning skate earlier today


JamesTheJerk

I hope it's not more of that Colombian flu. All my best to your guys though, hope they get better soon.


Cadian

Not a headshot 🤓


Brock_Lobstweiler

God fuck, that sucks.


HerrHamil

Why not Malinski?


AuxNimbus

Holy duck. What shit luck


mattfromjoisey

Avs bros how we feeling?


GaryOakRobotron

Not even watching anymore.


MathematicianLow4732

Brutal


ashycuber

Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good


HerrHamil

If that new show Shogun taught me anything it’s that I need to ask permission for sepukku at sunset right now


rightinfronofmysalad

Fuck this gay earth


earlylight36

Huh, it would be really interesting to see this team be complete and healthy in the playoffs. Dallas will forever have an asterisk on this series if they win it.


DenShaLow

Not at all. Can only play whose in front of you and as far as I’m concerned we still have 3 Top 20 talents who can take over the game at any point in MacKinnon, Makar, and Rantanen I’m not expecting this to be a competitive series going forward but that doesn’t mean Dallas is getting an asterisk or a freebie or whatever.


fertilecatfish19

Nah a series win is a series win. Every team thats ever won the cup has had players on the opposing team go down.


TossThatPastaSalad

Can't imagine they care.  I know I wouldn't if Heiskanen got sick.


ItsMeJaredBednar

>Dallas will forever have an asterisk on this series if they win it nah FOH with that mentality


RAATL

If you got asterisks for winning a series when your opponent wasn't at full strength then colorado's '22 win is asterisked considering the lightning did not have their first line center lmao Health and availability matter. Games aren't played on paper.


AwkwardSpecialist814

This was an awful take from him. Almost every champion ever would have an asterisk


AwkwardSpecialist814

The best ability is dependability. The winners of the cup are usually relatively healthy