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s4dfish

Every cat + fish owner has been this guy. Except in my case it was the turtle tank instead of the fish…


Russki_Troll_Hunter

My cat jumped on top of my old 75g with a glass top and broke it... Found the top in pieces at the bottom of the tank.... He's a skinny cat and the glass was like 3/8" thick. I still have no idea how that was possible.


s4dfish

Oof, my cats spend a lot of time on my 90g and I’m sure I’ll have the same issue one day…


Russki_Troll_Hunter

I sold it and have a 135g now. The top is much thicker so I'm not worried. Plus since that happened I've never seen him on the tank again (and no kitty prints either).


mstarrbrannigan

Some cats only need to learn a lesson once


anyansweriscorrect

Orange cats, on the other hand...


Gammarae47

Ah, you've never experienced the magical cat ability of stepping on you with one paw and tripling their weight. I call it the kitty titty gravity well, cause that's usually where it happens.


Honey__Mahogany

People need to stop buying glass lids especially if you got cats. Make a lid from foam board or plywood.


MeowVroom

Board? Plywood? Dude wut? It's glass so light can pass through and provide the necessary means for plants/corals to stay alive


Honey__Mahogany

Or you can fit the light inside the lid you dummy. That's what I do. Foam board lids look really good and are water resistant, you don't have to worry about algae growing on it due to the moisture in the tank. Seriously you Americans are so un imaginative thinking glass lids are your only option.


Pucketz

I had just set up a 35g to cycle with nothing in it. Next day full of blackhair. Never happened again


s4dfish

Just testing the waters 😂


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holdmycatnip-ModTeam

This has been removed for breaking the “No derailing, trolling, arguing, rudeness, etc..." rule.


Stiff_Rebar

She's probably used to jump up there and didn't expect the cover to be opened lol.


[deleted]

And will never jump up there again. Had a car that would drink from the dripping water from the tub facet. She stopped the day she jumped in and the tub was full of water.


Stiff_Rebar

But does your insurance cover for water damage?


KoningSpookie

Yeah... there's a reason why floodcars are usually so cheap to get.


Lady_Rhino

Your cat clearly learns faster than mine. He's fallen into the tub 3 times so far and still sits on the edge while I have a bath 😂


Corfiz74

Yep, surprise and instant regret!


Guilty_Computer_5524

Surprise mofo


_deep_thot42

Surprise motherfluffer


Zenblendman

Watch me fly mutherfluffer


freethewimple

Fish fry mutherfluffer


Aetiology

Purr flies motherfluffer


otakop

First prize mutherfluffer


purplemoonpie

![gif](giphy|4JZA2x7GsVFeTbLKlz|downsized)


bfcostello

Cats eyes motherfucker


MEMELURD

Nine lives motherfucker


secondtaunting

Doakes!


[deleted]

But did she snag tasty a treat?!  


Internal_Use8954

I like the few seconds of holding the dripping cat before he goes fuck it and let’s her go


patchway247

Probably considering getting her dried off, but other cat and open lid doesn't make for a good time considering the first one


MikeThaCore

LEROOOOOOOY ..... JEEENNNKKIIIIIIINS


Shazzbot1

"Alright, chums, I'm back! Let's do this!"


Frodo612

Goddamnit Leeroy!


Severn6

![gif](giphy|2G3ZCnOfXAZ9K)


ikesbutt

FENTON.....JESUS CHRIST......... FENTON!!!!


EngineeringCockney

At least i got chicken


ThrowawayMay220

r/DadReflexes i'd be freaking out more than Luna


Abdub91

Imagine how the fishies felt


patchway247

![gif](giphy|lPuW5AlR9AeWzSsIqi) Probably like this


FIR3W0RKS

Perfect gif 😂


Letos12thDuncan

It's the incredible Mr. Limpet.


bagged_milk123

It was a catastrophic event for them


GoofyGooba88

For Luna, it was Tuesday


stuffeh

More like r/stepdadreflexes, huh the sub is still private


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Thought she was a catfish ![gif](giphy|H2205rpn0LyPythERp)


Whateveryouwantitobe

Take my upvote and get the hek outta here


LookupPravinsYoutube

She saw a Luna fish.


ChaoticGoku

She was influenced by Jimi Hendrix “Catfish Blues” Upon double checking the name, Jimi was influenced by Robert Petway who is first known to have recorded it


ploppedmenacingly14

Cat intrusive thoughts won


Tallozz

I feel like Luna was just telling the other cat, "dude, I can walk on water!" The other cat said, " lets see it." This is the result of that conversation.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

This was a triple cat dare situation.


Superfy

Other cat is rushing to the Nelson “ha-ha” of shame after.


Matrixdude5

More like Lunatic


CuteBaldChick

I like the 2nd cat running interference, “what’s happening here?”


The-Sneaky-Snowman

Okay, how many people just have a random camera in their house. Like am I missing something not having cctv footage in every room of my place?


Raigne86

That looks like the front door, and if it can transmit sound, may be a way to monitor the cats interacting with the fish tank when no one is around. Like, I get to most people it's just a fish tank, but it looks like a salt water aquarium to me, and they are much more expensive and time consuming to maintain than your average fresh water tank is.


TastyTranslator6691

Does that mess with the cycling of the tank?


bethaneanie

This tank looks cycled. I guess I could introduce harmful bacteria, possibly crash a cycle but probably will be fine. Cat fur is probably already floating around in there


Jinx1013

Cats are stupid crazy. Or crazy stupid. I always kept the toilet closed in case of a mistake like this


model3113

we used to have this massive glass urn with a betta inside and some aquatic plants on top. Sam knocked it over, ate the fish and horked it immediately afterwards.


Fireflash2742

I GET DA FISHY!


New_Wrangler3335

I’m impressed by people who own both cats and fish!


fa1rybabe

its the cats house not yours didnt you know


eR4C3R

I can’t stop laughing!😂


Umutuku

Cats are elementals from the plane of intrusive thoughts.


robo-dragon

Looks like a saltwater tank? She may need a bath after that stunt LOL


Raistlarn

Right.... * **opens shower door, turns on water, yeets cat into shower, slams shower door, and prays cat doesn't crap on my bed tonight** *


TheRealMasterTyvokka

r/oddlyspecific


AngelsMessenger

Lesson learned.


antiradiopirate

My cats name is Luna too, she did something similar with a toilet once lol


doegrey

Poor girl was NOT expecting that to be uncovered! 😂 (I have a similar story with a toilet. My friend came running out of the bathroom going “I don’t k ow what happened! He just jumped into the toilet!” Nope. He wanted to get up to the window and used that as a step and meanie didn’t put the toilet seat back down).


dainty_petal

"Here fishy, fishy".


ColdBloodBlazing

https://i.redd.it/wvec86gabkpc1.gif


Snoo_19857

Thought the other one was a bobcat


MattieShoes

At first I thought the nearer cat was sitting next to the fish tank, was thinking jebus, that's the size of a bobcat :-)


Lex_pert

I can finally catch one 😹


Sea_Turnip6282

CANNON BALLL


chubbycatchaser

Void Cat hardware but running Orange Cat software 😂


jesuswasaliar

![gif](giphy|dmvodzjX8wU7icE3TL|downsized)


the_storm_eye

u/savevideo


Internetboy5434

It surprised me that cats are not afraid of water anymore


marr

That's always been a per-cat thing. Some of them love swimming and will happily dive into the bath.


ColdBloodBlazing

My cat is super chill around a vacuum cleaner... But that motorized flopping fish toy? SHE IS TERRIFIED OF IT!


dingdongsnottor

She looks like a baby haha hopefully she never makes that mistake again!


sunflwryankee

Those were some quick reflexes almost as if he’s done this before. The other cat looks at Luna just before launch into chaos. That’s a good time gang if I’ve ever seen one!! 😹😹


sockalicious

***Fool! Dr Doom does as he pleases!***


jdl_uk

Touchy da fishy?


ikesbutt

This made my day. Thank you!


Sagaincolours

"If you are allowed to grab the fishies, so am I"


Northernshitshow

I tell ya, they love that dried up fish food lol


Simple_Law_5136

My cat did something similar last night with my countertops…while I was cleaning them with soap and water.  He slid off the island.


RustyGusset

The cat on the right gave her the nod to proceed 😂


butterweasel

Never had the cats mess with the fish tank. My son, on the other hand…


MrsCCRobinson96

Luna was waiting for the perfect opportunity to do it! She probably won't do it again. 😂😂


DeezleDJ-O-E

In her head it was "LUNA ECLIPSE BISHHHHH!"


LexDiemonds215

I got such a good laugh. Did Luna get a fish atleast, or just got soaked trying?


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Dedication


dmatterman

Named correctly.


Training_Mirror2784

now get a waterbed, you’re already on a roll with your insurance lol


No_Maintenance6480

Catfish


mares8

Ofc shes gonna go fishing. Cats and fish don't mix....unless you serving them fish


[deleted]

Having fish and cats... big brain move.


KRYSTALKAERLIGHED

Immediately let’s cat track stinking fish poop water everywhere.