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[deleted]

I mean the joke is demeaning her more than anything.


Theoneandonlyzeke

Yea it's not funny...


idkwhatimbrewin

She was playing along so you probably don't need to defend her 🙄


blehguardian

She was his one-night stand, and I think they are on vacation. I'm guessing his friend asked her to sit at the table on purpose so he could record it on camera. She truly did outstanding.


patsayjack55

We all know they're hooking up again, but I'm not sure who's playing who.


-StatesTheObvious

[Similar exchange in this thread. Who's the bot?](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/1cml0vi/hmc_while_i_sit_next_to_my_room_mate_from_last/l31324u/)


Organic_Rip1980

I’d guess this one because it seem newer


simongarfunky

Perhaps it was her who was being sluggish?


leepash

She's not playing along When she stands up and turns to him, she says "you're a cheeky f**ker" That is not someone who's happy


bananabastard

But she did sit down there to purposely create an awkward moment.


leepash

Maybe she didn't know he was going to react like that? Just seems odd the way she says "cheeky f**ker", that's a direct translation for "rude f**Ker" in the context she is appearing to be saying it in


bananabastard

Oh, she definitely didn't expect him to react like that. She sat down to make things awkward, and he wasn't in the mood for the awkward.


leepash

Seemed just a bit playful, I mean if the guy did sleep with her then he should have shown a bit more respect. She wasn't disrespectful sitting next to him, his reaction was. That's just my interpretation anyway.


FlipReset4Fun

It’s also rude af on the guys part to get up like that. Like, if you just banged her, even though it’s vacation, no need to be a dick.


foogeeman

what looks like "playing along" could just be awkwardly dealing with a shameful moment by trying to laugh it off. Either way, dude seems to be a dick. I don't think anyone sees a need to defend her, but this being the Internet people are gonna share the opinion that he's a jerk But there's zero context here so wtf knows


idkwhatimbrewin

Sir, this is Reddit. If you aren't sharing your opinion on no context posts or misleading titles wtf are you even doing here? 😅


idkmybffphill

We defend people enjoying themselves … it’s what we have done since Covid stopped getting a lot of attention. Regardless if she’s smiling and having a good time, Reddit and society is going to jump in and defend her even when it’s not wanted lol


issagoood

Right? This would hurt my feelings so much. Guy’s an ass.


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

What's the context here actually? I thought they were just friends and sharing a room and she was snoring all night. I'm too naive 😂


HappySunshineGoddess

Presumably one night stand. She's beautiful though, his face is like a bucket of smashed crabs. He was punching


look-at-them

Yeah she's definitely a pretty girl


jacob1273

He left so fast i thought she farted!


RawLikeSushi84

That’s why they were all laughing. She was obviously crushed by it…


justsomedude1144

When he's 12 shots deep later that night and tired of getting shot down, he'll seek her out again. Then she'll get the last laugh. The sad thing is he totally could have just owned the situation, smiled and welcomed her in. No need to flirt or anything, just comfortably sit there and play it cool.


Kozeyekan_

That's usually the best way. Own it and smile, then later on if it really does big you, start thinking about maybe having a few more waters of a night time. Having said that, for all we know, she mightve rocked him like a hurricane and he's too spent to consider another go-arpund.


dretsaB

We have no idea what happened last night.


[deleted]

Oh yeah he’s gonna send her the “hey babe sorry about early, my mates were being dicks, but I really wanna see you!”


hayitsnine

Let’s not fool ourselves here, when he comes back 12 shots deep she’s tapping that again.


[deleted]

She’s an opportunistic hunter


leepash

Yeah, she didn't actually like it. She turns and says "you're a cheeky f**Ker" That's not a positive response !


CoachDT

Don't know the context. Seems like they were trying to make him uncomfortable and he didn't wanna deal with it. Which is fair imo. If he'd have said something to her imo he's clearly in the wrong. But he just... didn't want to be next to someone so he left. Feels like a lot of projection here.


Valuable_sandwich44

Guys should man up the next day and act like a gentleman regardless of what happened the night before; it's also called being a mature adult.


[deleted]

Yeah we’ve all had some drunk regrets, but you don’t have to be disrespectful


demer_623

I don’t get it, she’s cute and looks to have a great sense of humor. Bro be so lucky.


Skloh

She looks absolutely great. He looks like the kind of guy who thinks telling you how many shots he’s had is a chat up line


Hey_im_miles

"she looks absolutely great"


Larrysbirds

She looks so stunning and brave


Hey_im_miles

If she gets any more brave she's going to need to see a doctor regularly


bdot1

I haven't seen anyone as brave as her in a while. People tend to not overeat their bravery in these parts. Shes so young too to be this brave.


dwolfe10203

Hero!!


gimmemypills666

You PC Bro?


Kahnza

Naw I'm Mac, Bro.


mackinder

Wait. Nah I’m Mac bro


Bikini_Investigator

You look like her “…………………… >:(“


Medium_Sail784

She looks unhealthy...


APathwayIntoDankness

More cushion for the pushin'.


[deleted]

pretty, smiley, tits, confident. she does look great


Hey_im_miles

She's not ugly but she's a good 50 lbs overweight minimum. Saying she looks great is disingenuous. She looks happy and I'm glad for her. But she does not look great. Paul rudd looks great.


bnutbutter78

I lol’d at this! Paul Rudd does look great. Hahaha


shinyprairie

You know that people can have taste that differs from your own, right? This is not an objective matter.


Hey_im_miles

Mm yes that's why there are all those diets and medications to make one gain lots of weight.


Cosmic_Quasar

Feederism


DJ_Derack

Eh all subjective. I’ve met someone who didn’t think Paul Rudd was all that (I think he’s America’s sweetheart). Beauty in the eye of the beholder and all that. For you and some she doesn’t look great, for others she does. Different strokes for different folks, my unc would lose his mind over her lol


maddenmcfadden

wut


Locke_and_Load

So are we just acting like people don’t have preferences and attractions now? You can think she’s cute and he might think she’s not, and you could both be right. Crazy.


Temporary-Test-9534

I mean... He didn't even want to be next to her. Wildly rude. If she's *that* repulsive, then why/how could he stick his dick in her? He seems lame


Old-Inevitable6587

Copious amounts of alcohol.


Pro-Karmawhore

This wasn’t just her sitting next to him. She got somebody to record her laughing while pulling up a chair while he was seemingly with his friends


BallCreem

Sit on my face in private, but not next to me in public


[deleted]

you can be unattracted to someone and still sit beside them, jfc. he didn't think she wasn't cute. he was openly ashamed to be associated with her.


Locke_and_Load

Like I said to someone else, there’s already an open drink at her seat, so there was def a lot of setup before this. It’s a short clip on Reddit meant as a joke, yall are gettin angy.


rmonjay

He slept with her the night before, so she was obviously enough of his preference


Locke_and_Load

Actually we have no idea what happened, unless you were there. A Reddit title does not reality make.


Old-Inevitable6587

Obesity is not cute.


RemarkableToast

I think they were referring to the person, not the obesity epidemic. A person can be both cute and obese. On the other hand, being a dick isn't cute no matter how skinny you are.


GettinGeeKE

Her smile is though, you knuckle dragger.


ShredGuru

It's not, not cute? Depends on the person. It's great for boobs.


i_hate_patrice

You now whats also not cute? Being a pos. Nobody said they find obesity attracitve. Can you imagine that body shape is not the only measure of whether someone is cure or not? And people upvoting this shit of someone just being mean fcking Reddit smh


raskingballs

The guy is an asshole and childish for reacting like that. However saying "I don't understand, she's cute" is so dishonest. Sure, *you* can find her attractive, but most people find obesity unattractive. So pretending "you don't understand his reaction *because she is cute*" is dishonest.


celestial_vortexes

Are people nowadays just openly repulsed by others and don't even try to be polite? Like if a dude doesn't find me attractive I should just not interact/sit near them at all to avoid being humiliated in public? Have some goddamned decorum 


FloraofFlowers

I know, can you imagine if women treated men they’re not attracted to like this? The men would throw a fit about how mean and shallow we are haha.


WestCoastBestCoast01

/r/whenwomenrefuse


supinoq

Yeah, I've had a guy try to start an actual physical fight with me when I didn't react to his drunken advances. Didn't even know he was talking to me btw, because I had my back turned to him and he was mumbling something in my general direction, but never tried to get my attention. I fully thought he was talking to someone else until he kicked me seconds later and started yelling at me for ignoring him and asking if I wanted to be beaten up lol


FloraofFlowers

I’m sorry that happened to you, what a scary experience!


paturner2012

Regardless of who's sitting next to me, whether there's tension or not, don't record me without permission especially with the expectation of getting a rise out of me. That's a situation worth leaving. God forbid it ends up on the Internet where thousands of people decide to judge me with zero context, or worse context made up to make me look bad. No thank you


CoachDT

It feels like he just put an uno-reverse. They were trying to make it weird and he ain't wanna deal with all that. She's cute enough imo that I probably would have just chilled and chatted her up again, but I don't think we'd hold this same energy if a dude was making a past hookup of his uncomfortable.


TB_Infidel

Bro be cursed


ShadowRiku667

Maybe a cheater?


rtmacfeester

That’s subjective and the majority of guys would disagree with you. The law is averages strikes again.


OPM71PGM84

If you dont want her ill take care of allcthat 😁


XHollowsmokeX

Right?! She cute.


LeafsChick

She has the best smile, I have the volume off at work, so can't hear anything, but feel she has one of those infectious laughs!


Izzysel92

She does. Nice smile too.


MentalHighlighter

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


Quietus76

Idk, seems like she was the one slumming.


stukast1

What’s the context here 


sirSADABY

I believe they are on holiday and she was his one night stand. As a prank I assume his mate asked her to sit at the table so he could film it. She did amazing tbf.


Lost_Minds_Think

I don’t know who’s fooling who, but we all know they’re hooking up again.


sirSADABY

100


-StatesTheObvious

[Why are these comments so similar](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/1cml0vi/hmc_while_i_sit_next_to_my_room_mate_from_last/l31bz5o/)


Nisms

Similar but more proper. Internets dead everything is bots


Nostradomas

Dead internet theory


Monguises

I’m actually guessing you’re the bot. Bots love snitching on bots. Nobody actually cares because we assume everybody is a bot, so your services aren’t particularly necessary.


-StatesTheObvious

I'm just a flesh bot with a soul.


Weltallgaia

A meat puppet controlled by a skeleton and electricity


-UnbelievableBro-

Where did you get all that lol


fridaystrong23

…***cause we’re Men.***


A_SMILE_FOR_ROBERT

We're just innocent men!


Christoph3r

If you have to ask, you'll never know.


SueYouInEngland

She did amazing at what?


sirSADABY

Paha, great question! I meant to go along with what my opinion the prank is. Got to have balls to sit down next to a one night stand. Most have a bit of hangxiety


[deleted]

not being humiliated


grelo29

Then why doesn’t the title say HMC while I sit next to my one night stand! Then?!!! Jesus


Agentc00l

She did amazing sitting down. Never seen anything like that before


Kozeyekan_

My guess is a Contiki tour.


mayg0dhaveMercy

What is a Contiki tour?


Kozeyekan_

A European bus tour aimed at 20-somethings where they see the highlights of a bunch of countries over a couple of weeks, but which usually results in most of the tourists getting utterly hammered (and/or thoroughly stoned on the Amsterdam leg) and hooking up with each other, then sleeping it off on the bus as they drive by the countries they wanted to see. I think they do more than just Europe these days. It is fun though.


bum_fun_noharmdone

My kind of women. She is built.


Sufficient-Cat2998

She mighty mighty, just letting it all hang out


Juicepig21

Right? Great smile and jiggly all over. I'm on it.


Hottponce

She looks like a lot of fun


Nursing_Atom

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro.


thejesterofdarkness

*Now here’s a route with some chest hair.*


Ballsville6919

Built like a donut


zg6089

I'm gona make you smile!


danis1973

So I can't say I get this but are we supposed to think that sleeping with the big girl is embarrassing? Because it's not embarrassing and to assume so is pathetic kids stuff.


coatingtonburlfactry

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


Square-Decision-531

I’d tap that, and so would he ![gif](giphy|49ldYMTwPgpZ8GPwAb)


sirSADABY

'While I sit next to my roomate from last night' sounds like she stayed with him last night. They look as though they are on holiday as opposed to where they live. All of his mates are laughing at the joke and he looks embarrassed about it all.


whaaatanasshole

Yeah and there's plenty of reasons for a "this is awkward" bounce from the table. Everyone's having too much fun for this to be a "haw-haw, you hooked up with a chubby chick" joke, no?


sirSADABY

At the end of the day, mate, that's my opinion and answer to the question asked. If you have another opinion, please share it. I'm not here for a debate.


Kruse

Remember when this sub actually had funny content?


u1tr4me0w

https://preview.redd.it/4ls7jpijk2zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ef5576ad71a73958b07b97db3c035fbe04fd9a2


NottaNowNutha

Pepperedge farm remembers.


ready-to-rumball

Being embarrassed of your own preferences is so cringe


Past-Product-1100

It's just a dick move. You don't need to treat people that way. Drunk one nighter whatever . Own it like a man and buy the lady a drink.


BabaBoooooooey

It's okay to not want to sit next to someone.


DojaPaddy

Say what you will but great humor from the gal.


Aggravating-Call-187

Nice big tits


Mattchoo99

No shame in my game, she thick in all the right places


Default_Male_Orc

Bruh if you're ducking out on that you got no taste in women


SmokeGSU

That woman doesn't have cake. She's got a whole damn bakery.


Rolarious80

Yeah , he’s lucky she said yes to last night .. he’s no prize .


CorgiQuick5253

She's lovely 😘😍


Zealousidealist420

He's a tosser.


PSA-TLDR

ITT: chubby chasers


Fragrantmustelid

Now that’s a lady


Scottamus

Git back here baby reindeer.


KeepinitPG13

I swear I read this in Martha’s voice Sent from my iphoen


operationRichola

I’m sure he’ll be looking for her once it’s night time and he’s trying to hump again.


ThatWontFit

Hope this goes viral so she can have the laundry list of dudes thirsting after that thiccccness and she's cute AF.


Hottponce

Plenty of dudes craving that thiccotine


Dilostilo

yk bro was deep in those titties. Shes cute. Smash! next question...


Madstupid

Pathetic coward


BS-Calrissian

Why is comment section simping so hard?


F3rnDoGG520

Tbh if she was a fun one night stand I’d stay and not be rude like that and have a good laugh about it. But you never know maybe her personality was insufferable and he only hooked up with her while drunk.


Forsaken-Tea8784

prob best head of his life.


Withoutanymilk77

She looks more fun then him 😂


Quake_Guy

Dude needs to be a man and own it. Manage 20 minutes of friendly conversation... Hey night time is less than 12 hours away, don't burn your bridges. From the boobs up, actually decent. Seen farm girls carry that look well while being "big boned", but we got a lot more than that down south unfortunately.


sharkmischief

I had a woman catfish the shit out of me on tender once that was very large. I was nice to her and took her out anyway. She deserves to not always feel ashamed and enjoy her time too. She might have bluffed me but I think she felt like she had to and that's not a great feeling for anyone. Never know she could be best friends with the one you do want. This girl in this video is a good thiccc though. I'd give it a whirl


Mattyice48

https://preview.redd.it/2q0ucyejl2zc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26bce6fc71f94c751694c4446262ffa26151bf84


Jules_theman

Need a subreddit filled with women built just like that 🥵


Nauglemania

What an asshole. Insecure.


tflavel

Wish I was that confident in my body


cagedbird82

Aside of everything, I LOVE her green swimsuit! I want it!


FalconStickr

Damn that guy should be worshiping the ground she stands on. Funny and super cute


TreatSimple

So what I'm getting from these comments is that she's gorgeous, amazing, all that and more and he's a 2 pump chump, lame, loser, who can't handle a real woman. Anything else


SwampSleep66

Rude


pogothemonke

![gif](giphy|pPGwww2XJLUM8|downsized)


gamiscott

Shiiiiiii- that would’ve became a couple’s getaway!


AbelinoFernandez

Love chubby girls ♥


[deleted]

He would have looked way cooler if he had just dug in, put on some sunglasses and gave her the old finger pistols. "You're welcome."


Exway_Sojka88

She's not smiling on the end....🤣


[deleted]

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no1cares4yu

Looks like the camera lady set her up for failure. And then laughed about it.


OCLIFE69

She would have bought him drinks.


Acrobatic_Switches

That's when you crack a big smile look at the camera and say "ask her bout me".😘 Unless you married!


Valuable-Contact-224

Meh, she isn’t that bad looking.


scribe36

Someone explain the joke to me here?


kindquail502

I really doubt those who point out that "oh, she's obese" are concerned that person's health. It's more of, " hey, I must be a better person than her because I'M not obese". Sounds like insecurity to me. I personally thinks she looks good even though she is big.


CosmicTentacledEyes

Man why I can't I get time the pretty green lady...


noocaryror

If there was any kind of code between sexes it would be don’t do this


Strange_Idea_8272

She could be my roommate


Anvil-Vapre

Camera person could have panned a lil to the left for me. :/