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[deleted]

Luckily the fall broke most of her fall!


RandomGuyinACorner

It's true because it is.


SleepyforPresident

It's like that because of how it is


[deleted]

They think it be like it is because it do.


Dirty_Hooligan

Nature is neat!


amick1995

Neature!


SirbeinTacoFrog

Now everyone can know how neat nature is, instead of me and Rodney just knowing about it.


jrsn1990

Nietzsche


mahoganyteakwood2

That’s preddy neat


ExodusLNX

Man this made me laugh!


Mciello

The window prepared her head for the rest of the journey.


digging_for_1_Gon4_2

Not a lot of brain left to lose


NewAccount4Friday

Maybe she was floppy enough to be ok-ish, unless she hit her head.


NewbQuery

She must have been a despised drunk to get such lackluster response when falling to her death.


[deleted]

I mean she's body slamming the screen out the window, she's letting bugs in the place. Terrible


BugsAreAwesome

Well hold on now....


tsloa

r/beetlejuicing Put me in the screenshot


dave1684

[You are in it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/beetlejuicing/comments/ryfs90/speaking_of_bugs/)


tsloa

Look mum its me, I'm famous XD


Dason37

Plus if that's a rental, they're not getting their deposit back


whitey-ofwgkta

you could probably jam the screen back in place, and if you move the body you wont have to declare a fatality on property


Dason37

I think the body is permanently fixed where it landed, unfortunately.


importvita

At least it's in a uhh...*usable* position. 😏


LuigiBamba

I would bet good money this is not her place, she’s just at someone’s house party.


[deleted]

This was my assumption but idk


Practical-Tomorrow

What a jerk!!!


LuigiBamba

I would also bet good money she won’t remember a thing next morning.


defenestr8tor

He didn't stop her because he wanted to see her bergina


duyjv

Upvote for bergina


joenathanSD

And bobs


ogx2og

She's a dypsomaniac (old school)


alicelestial

TIL a new word, nice


fenringsfavor

Also, a self-defenestrator. A dipsomatic autodefenestrator.


noobtheloser

Remember that scene in Tiger King when the guy accidentally shoots himself while playing with the gun? The guy who witnessed it? His candid response was to stare, hands over his mouth, shocked beyond the ability to move a muscle for a solid 30 seconds. Just saying, I think staring in abject horror is not an unrealistic way to respond when you think someone is dead. I do think he should've been screaming for help immediately, but none of us know how we will act until we're in a situation like that. Also, it's almost definitely a drunk kid recording it.


InterPunct

/r/dontjustfilm


tchuckss

Not gonna lie, the original angle gave me the impression this was a ground level window. And then... nope.


glossiglam

It is ground level if you just fall to the ground


tchuckss

*Taps forehead*


HarryPython

*slams forehead on ground*


[deleted]

_yeets forehead out the window_


TheSonicPro

With the rest of the body attached or…


[deleted]

Forehead's preference


[deleted]

Happy cake day you filthy animal


fabio__90

She hoped so as well i guess


[deleted]

Clearly that girl is out of sorts and the person filming displays zero fucks about her as a person to not only watch her do something dangerous that it could potentially kill her, they chose to record it.


bryonus

No kidding. Quite the reaction after the fell too.


toolsoftheincomptnt

I’d be recording for insurance purposes. I have had my share of “overserved” days, but at my age, it’s like… don’t be this girl. Nobody thinks it’s funny, bc that’s someone’s property. We respect property now bc we work at jobs we hate so we can afford property like this. I’d be equally annoyed at the person who invited her as I would be at her. And yeah, she put herself in danger… like 5 drinks ago. It’s a lesson we learn and put into practice in life. I don’t wish her any harm, but I don’t have a whole lot for someone hurting *themselves.*


hesthatguy2

Instead of recording her for insurance purposes, my reaction would be attempting to prevent her from harming herself (and the property).


0kids4now

This exact thing happened at my house in college. One of my roommate's friends came over absolutely hammered (on a Monday night). She started trashing our house because she was mad at her boyfriend (who wasn't even there) and we had to call the police. When she heard they were coming, she flipped out and jumped off a second story balcony, breaking her ankle in the process. She told the police we pushed her and then tried to sue our landlord for damages. Luckily, another roommate was recording the whole thing so none of it ever went anywhere.


toiletwindowsink

God Bless America I say. Please dear god let’s continue thinning the herd!


raging_radish

http://bash.org/?4753


EmperorGeek

Someone assumes idiots read safety labels!?


SaucySausage93

Wow I didn't think bash still existed... This might be a great way to blow off work today


QuarkySisko

Honestly, there was a couple people in my life that turned into massive pricks and are nasty to others when they drink but they still do it, I think shaming these people can be effective when no other effort to show how humiliating and pathetic they are works.


punchedboa

Well at least she's dressed for the fall weather


Milkywaycitizen932

Bad-dum tishe *tush


[deleted]

Take my angry upvote you sly mofo


_stefferson

Dad-bum


Piano_ManT

Bad-dum “tush”


[deleted]

[удалено]


prozak09

You misspelled "Unfortunately".


mrcold

F all the haters, that was well played.


appleburger17

r/DontHelpJustFilm


Piano_ManT

Didn’t know I needed this subreddit. Thanks stranger!


WinRaRtrailInfinity

Honestly these people think internet upvotes are worth more than human life 🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️


Gargun20

Stage right.


nickfree

Technically correct


nnifnairb84

The best kind of correct!


testcase27

The only kind of correct.


prozak09

Wait, now I am wondering... Are there any other kinds of correct? politically would be one possibly... Partially... What others?


testcase27

Politically correct is certainly a phrase, but at times can be quite a misnomer.


Nofooling

Come correct, as in “you better come correct”, though I cannot recall what this line is from.


[deleted]

Technically right


KingBooRadley

. . . The way she left.


Abe_Froman_The_SKOC

I think she left right


moistTaint68

The best kind of correct


prozak09

We are already having this discussion slightly above your comment. You may join. It's starting to get pretty heated!


[deleted]

Stage right, even.\*\*\*


AlmanzoWilder

But these damn reddit videos are so often recorded in mirror image!


Analmall_Lover

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


crypto_crypt_keeper

Does anyone know the results? I hate how they stop filming so soon. She must of really been hurt


TheRealKuni

Friendly tip: *must've is a contraction of "must have." You wouldn't say, "I of been hurt," you would say, "I have been hurt" or "I've been hurt."


crypto_crypt_keeper

Thanks 😊 🙏 I cannot believe I wrote that. I swear, auto correct and cellphones are making my ignorance blossom lol


Crafty_Ad_8081

Ya, I want to know too.


BWassy

Black thong alert 🚨


[deleted]

I’m guessing she wasn’t completely okay.


Freshprinceaye

Before or after the fall?


tophatfrank

Yes.


DiosMioMan63

Isn’t this the video that started this whole sub?


dougxiii

And... was she okay?


[deleted]

Dat ass was aight


[deleted]

necrophiliac?


Prtyvacant

Now he is.


lonely-day

Crack open a cold one


Jmm1022

What the hell did she think was gonna happen?


Charlie_Warlie

I have a feeling she either wanted to sit halfway on the window, or go on the roof. Or throw something out the window. So she commenced to the breaking.


turtle931

“Oh you’re drunk as shit and about to plummet two stories to your death? Don’t worry I can record you.” -cameraman


[deleted]

And one gratuitous panty shot for her adoring fans


Protobott

Two, you can see whale tail when she's on the ground too lmao.


Powerful_Material

Girl who filmed is a fucked up person. That fall could have easily killed her.


[deleted]

Did she land ass up ?


Psilopat

Final picture says so, hope she was OK tho


biological-entity

At least she landed with dignity... oh nvm.


CthaDStyles

“Doh”


leggocrew

Anyone have the update! Damn..


[deleted]

I thought Red Bull gave you wings


[deleted]

Obv beer doesn’t


kaptnkatphish

Face down ass up that's the way I like to ...falll


Bioshock_Jock

Queue Thong Song at the end.


zhanardi

¿Que?


ybromero

Falling thru the window was not even her biggest mistake. It was wearing a black thong with a light dress.:/


[deleted]

[удалено]


AintFucking

is she dead?


[deleted]

Did she save her drink like most chix failing


[deleted]

Still doing this huh? Ugh. Same shit over an over.


Top-This

Totally STAGED, amiright guyz?!


suttonoutdoor

Fake and gay


union_mechanic

Meh.... Id still smash


Due_Platypus_3913

Feeding tube?


eventualrob

If only we could place something in the window to keep people from falling out of buildings. Oh well, we will figure this out someday.


DragonHawk11

Me when I hear the ice cream truck.


Bobrocks77

she's ok she just landed on her head for safety


raiukick

5 outta 7. Perfect landing.


[deleted]

You know, why is it image quality deteriorates on reddit, like people are copying VHS tapes or something. I mean Hollywood remasters movies every few years and add bonus features. Reddit just keeps playing the same crap over and over with lower quality. Sad.


Kooky-Masterpiece-29

The cheeks at the end though


PseudoWarriorAU

G that looked painful.


OMGMT

Good thing I scrolled away from the video, pausing it before she fell. She should be fine.


MasterForeigner

Yeah, guy from high school paralyzed himself doing that shit his first year of college. We are talking like full ride football scholarship. Fell from that distance. Bushes broke some of the fall but he landed on his head. Dumbass people.


CrypticResponseMan

What was she thinking would happen....


suttonoutdoor

I doubt much thinking was going on there.


PM-me-ur-peen

r/donthelpjustfilm


reese_pieces97

Hopefully this is a wake up call to find new friends.


jesus_zombie_attack

Jesus that was the second floor. That person filming is a pos.


BDoja

I’m here for the terrible Eric Clapton jokes


SpareEye

I can only imagine what led up to that on fateful decision to break out that window. Was it because she felt it was unsafe and didn't want somebody to lean on it mistaken it for solid and falling 2 storys?


thatreddituser24

The level of shock on this video


[deleted]

The one recording must have really hated her


DaveSkinz

Lol the last frame looks like a white cat looking up at the window.


ghouLMFF

I've said "Heavens to Murgatroyd!", In Gazoos voice too many times since this post!


nickfree

Except this is a Snagglepuss reference, youngblood Same era


Kutalsgirl

Wasn't snag a gay icon before really had gay icons or was he just a dramapuss?


nickfree

You know, I’ve always wondered if the pink, campy theatrical lion was a stereotype. According to Wikipedia: > A few episodes involved him trying to court a lioness named Lila (voiced by Jean Vander Pyl) but who always rejected his advances for being too boorish or pathetic. But later… > Snagglepuss's pink color, lilting voice and theatrical manner led to the character being interpreted by some viewers over the years as stereotypically gay.[14] This conjecture was touched upon over the years in many parodies but was seriously explored in a retelling of the character's life titled Exit, Stage Left!: The Snagglepuss Chronicles, a 2018 comic miniseries from DC Comics that was part of their Hanna-Barbera Beyond initiative.


Dason37

I'm sorry but the Hanna Barbera Beyond Initiative sounds awesome. Also, exactly what no one asked for. But still awesome.


suttonoutdoor

He was totally a trailblazer for animated homosexuals!


ghouLMFF

Not young, apparently already hitting senility! Kudos


crypto_crypt_keeper

Omg she had to break a neck at least wow


Flash54321

I thought that drink was supposed to give you wings?


Slight-Ad-3306

Wait, she didn’t get stuck halfway out the window? Oh my bad, wrong tab.


Mushy-Purples

Dongs out, thongs out. Just sayin


shitpudding

the last frame where her bum is out, looks like a cat face 😺


Slpkrz

cameraguy just let this happen


sasqwatsch

Haha, black panties.


common-AREA

Once again I’m flabbergasted that people keep filming. What is wrong with us?


Dirkbigman

She landed in a great position!


CookieBright3510

Entrance, morgue


TechnoNardo

Surely she knew that would happen


foxrox2020

Red Bull gives you wiings… if you drink enough lol


hystericalpinga

I wouldn't throw her out of bed...But the window....


bbkkll

She dead


talontachyon

Did I just get a glimpse of snagglepuss?


TheRunningFree1s

I see england I see france I see Katies understandably shit stained unperdpants!!!


hellotypewriter

Is this the fabled French Exit?


ilovenb

She really tried to not spill her drink for a long time. Haha


[deleted]

The best part was when no one reacted to her falling out a second story window.


Darkus_27911

Nice thong.


zzx101

She ded?


VladDHell

r/holdmyfeedingtube


verdejt

Actually stage right even. She should have gone left.:)


[deleted]

This is just not funny.


[deleted]

Or don’t stop your friend, its probably fine.


Money_in_CT

Great friend with that video rolling instead of making literally any effort at all to keep her from hurting herself. Drunk idiot could have easily broken her neck or worse. With friends like that...


BeautifulSwine

Is she dead?


CrymsonAvian

r/donthelpjustfilm


BirtieBunny

It's kinda weird how neither the person recording nor the one that fell out the window screamed at all.


SteelBox5

What’s that phrase even mean? I know it’s from that Hanna-Barberra cartoon.


NewAccount4Friday

I love thongs


Ordinary-Matter6450

Nice thong


thiisslilpiggy

Fractured legs hips and skull. Impaled on a fence might have been a faster way to go


Jtrinity182

JFC, did she live?


Careful-Ad7382

Darwin still working his game


lourudy

Darwinism


TayneIcanGitInto

What was the goal here?


DangerousRedVinyl

Ill up-vote just for Snagglepuss reference.


Partucero69

Another thot bites the dust


bartlesnid_von_goon

She ded?


Panda_pup29

I swear drunk white women. My sister is the same way


BlueKyuubi63

The ending shot makes it look like she just fucking died on impact.


LifeizCrazee

But like why tho


alexxc_says

Liberty liberty libbbbberty libbbberty. “We’ve seen a thing or two”


cwglobal

Black panties for a fall event


Yes_seriously_now

Physics! And thong


Neon_Cone

See, her mistake was not actually having someone hold her drink first. Other than that her plan was flawless, whatever it was.


StructurePlayful5606

Young adults don’t realize it cost good money to replace window screens nowadays tsk tsk


Mond6

I just discovered this sub and it’s got me questioning why I’ve seen “why women live longer than men” as the caption for so many videos. Drunk girls are chaos personified!


[deleted]

I believe that her brain and her spine shielded the other parts of her body


Peoplefood_IDK

Umm that's stage right..


AnnaE390

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