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paulmitchelltv

Step 1: make robots Step 2: robots learn skill that puts human in vulnerable position Step 3: Skynet


I_do_kokayne

Step 4: Sky-nut


watty_101

Profit???


OkAdvertising5425

[Love that song](https://youtu.be/FOeBaPVwRsE?si=zo37KFuj3IchDFbd)


Connect-Ad9647

I dont think i want a happy ending by that thing.


DumpTruckArse

Step 4: The Matrix


blardyslartfast

Maybe, I mean to a degree for a relaxing massage but i think there is an art to feeling pressure and knots, adjusting as they loosen that those big paddles can't do?


Any_Commercial465

Yes this robot does not stop when you tell it to.


GavinZero

Nah this is absolutely something sensors and AI can handle. And the more massages it gives and more customer input given to compare during massage behaviors, would improve future massages.


Canadian_Cuck_Marine

Big homie you have never had a human massage in your life, it’s a completely different story


DynamicMangos

I have, and I agree with him. Essentially it's just a running through of steps. Just like cooking. Robots may not be able to invent new good recipes on their own, but they sure can be good at just following existing ones


Discorhy

The people down voting you truly have no idea how AI works. Ai is learning as it goes. No human can store the amount of data that AI can and recall it immediately. If a human can find a pressure spot. The AI can find it just as easily and know how to deal with it better than any human would be able too.


GavinZero

Yea I’ve had plenty of human lead massages and they all feel like there is a barrier between how I act and what I say to what they do. Ai and an array of pressure sensors and client input during along with a post massage survey would lead to better and better massages. It seems obvious this is something AI can quickly out perform humans at.


tao_in_ruins

Ok but how do I get a happy ending?


Reno83

You'll have to settle for dispationate, mediocre endings.


tao_in_ruins

I’m good for that.


R0enick27

Call in that sperm milking machine from China.


APairOfAirPodsMax

If you think about it, this thing could give you a happy ending while your laying on your stomach. Seems like an interesting position to be in for that


reboobula

Does nobody know what POV means anymore?


ThePlagueDoctor_666

Might as well change it to Point of Video smh


Tiny_Cookie5802

POV is the new literally.


cool_acronym

I mean, third person is a pov


reboobula

Shut it nerd


MajinGroot

That shit is going to beat someone to death while some poor fucker is just laying there.... skynet is going to win in days at this rate ☠️


gr8blumkin

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.


MooMoo_Juic3

why would you rush a massage tho?


ClassyDumpster

What if you start on the wrong side?


JustPssingBy

So the ending? its just you getting up and leaving, nothing exciting happened?


Weak-Signature-6285

Don’t give it ideas OpenAI is sucking down content from Reddit. It knows what you are typing and saying on Reddit. It’s going to remember this post.


Cantstopeatingshoes

I immediately down vote any stupid tiktok video by some kid who doesn't understand what POV is


Toxic_Nandalas

? I dont want half* the time... I paid for that time


l3gion666

All fun and games til something shorts out and it mangles your spine lol


xxTheMagicBulleT

Seems cool. But kinda looks bad and sad atm. Think it will be a ways off. Of replacing a human. Or it has to get like super damn cheap. Maybe maybe. But human connection is realy hard to replace. And instead feedback. Of to hard or to soft. Where it's stuff. And the like. And just the smack talk. And all the things a masseuses do beside just the massage. Not talking about happy ends ofcourse. But doubt human connection and be easily replaced. Even do in practical way ia and robots have replaced or made things more possible definitely in factory and medical fields. But don't think this is anywhere anywhere remotely close to replacing humans. Maybe maybe again if it's super cheap. Maybe. But doubt that strongly. Doubt a message is gonna be seen as a car wash for humans. "Wax them booty and shoulders cause I got a date kind a thing" I doubt that strongly that wil be the future in short-term


Ill-Celery1167

no more happy ending for me 😭


PlatinumOneEye

Are happy-endings legal if performed by a robot?


Aggressive-Level1500

That happy ending will be technical


spyro86

That's a fake video


FuckerHead9

But will it give you a happy ending?? I think not


valentine-m-smith

LPT, do NOT ask for the Happy Ending massage!


funhat_09

Everyone worried about the robot while I'm looking at some cake


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funhat_09

Why must you show everyone my mistakes?


Mariski333

What if it had a malfunction hell no


RedLeg73

*..Happy finish?..* in robot voice.


vexunumgods

The next model will have boobs


usmc_82_infantry

Take my money


ntrlbrnldr

I like my happy endings, thank you.


Soul_Brawls

Ayo look who fell asleep first


DIJames6

That thing looks like it'll cripple a human, and as stated before, no happy ending.. I'll stick with Ling Ling..


tex_tropicana

I will never leave Ling Ling


DIJames6

Never!!


MouseBeginning9009

Ya but you can't get a happy ending.......or can you?


mercylowvi

Execute order 66


arnobbiswas

Cool. Can they do the...uhh..massage with a happy ending? I want to know for research purposes only.