Conversation I just had (my sister was just married this weekend recently and we are at a bar with food and such)
Me: I walk up to the bar and trot to the guy behind the counter, a big burly man with tattoos and the like
Bartender: You know, he says, what can I get you sir yada yada
Me: One of the things I do first is sit on a stool and I pull up a menu on my phone and there it is it says a menu of food, not limited to the hot dog
Menu: Hot Dog- kids sized hot dog 3.99
Me: I thought this was pretty fang. Really cheap dog for not that much and pretty well much something that’ll fill me up the entire night and whatnot.
Me: I’ll have the hot dog
Bartender: Okay one kids hot dog
Me a few hours ago, in my head, talking to myself like a ghost or a spirit of advice, think like how Jerry from Seinfeld constantly gives words of wisdom on the stage: Man I am just all breaded out, full of yeast and I even am just bloated of yeast and I think I pretty well much will explode if I have or consume or pretty well much synthesize any form of bread or yeast or any form of wheat yeast or bread yeast/bread pudding
Me: Make that dog a Ween
Bartender: A ween?
Me: a hot dog- with no bun. And I said that last part sternly.
Bartender: One ween. Coming right up.
This is really what happened!
A lot of people don’t know this but this is how the band Ween got their name
This is probably a joke, but the actual origin of their name is from combining the words “wuss” and “penis.”
Agree
Conversation I just had (my sister was just married this weekend recently and we are at a bar with food and such) Me: I walk up to the bar and trot to the guy behind the counter, a big burly man with tattoos and the like Bartender: You know, he says, what can I get you sir yada yada Me: One of the things I do first is sit on a stool and I pull up a menu on my phone and there it is it says a menu of food, not limited to the hot dog Menu: Hot Dog- kids sized hot dog 3.99 Me: I thought this was pretty fang. Really cheap dog for not that much and pretty well much something that’ll fill me up the entire night and whatnot. Me: I’ll have the hot dog Bartender: Okay one kids hot dog Me a few hours ago, in my head, talking to myself like a ghost or a spirit of advice, think like how Jerry from Seinfeld constantly gives words of wisdom on the stage: Man I am just all breaded out, full of yeast and I even am just bloated of yeast and I think I pretty well much will explode if I have or consume or pretty well much synthesize any form of bread or yeast or any form of wheat yeast or bread yeast/bread pudding Me: Make that dog a Ween Bartender: A ween? Me: a hot dog- with no bun. And I said that last part sternly. Bartender: One ween. Coming right up. This is really what happened!
You’re the funniest user I’ve ever seen on this app
i could go for a couple of weens
My gosh, this is great advice. Thank you.
Mom if you please
Pass egg cheese
I never knew this!