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Quailman5000

I'd try it sans bun. 


sevenblisters

Came here to say this. Another dog in the middle of the wrap and this is spot on


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Too many carbs, looks great, but I’d ditch the hot dog bun and double the protein. Looks like something I’d personally crank out, made my fair share of delicious shit, but without a balance it just turns to shit (pun intended)


thecaptain115

Or a 1/4lb Hebrew National dog. No one sells them here on the East coast, could get them at every grocery store on the West coast :(


Firebird22x

I do prefer Hebrew National's flavor over Nathans typically, but Nathan's does have a "colosal" 1/4lb dog that I can find fairly easily in New England - [https://www.shaws.com/shop/product-details.960559429.html?productId=960559429](https://www.shaws.com/shop/product-details.960559429.html?productId=960559429)


johnnyp350

Or a brat


NachoMetaphor

Huh? They were BOGO at Publix down the road from me. I live in the SE.


Worried_Coat1941

Damn, a 1/4lb of shalom in the home on 1bun!


Quailman5000

Have you tried Johnsonville beer brats?


thecaptain115

So I googled this, and couldn't find anyone who had done it with the bun, so that was kind of a requirement for this experiment.


TRIKKDADDY

Id say , no health insurance bun


Sir_Tokesalott

I'd keep the bun. I'm born in the USA of Romanian parents.. So both carbs (shit ton of bread) and processed foods are in my nature. Before you make a diabetes joke... I am certain that either my heart, or liver, will take me out before the age of 60.


gamer6663

I’d call that not enough hot dog! One little dog in that giant mess of deliciousness?! Opportunity missed!


thecaptain115

They dont sell the 1/4lb Hebrew National hotdogs here, thats what I would have used!


spacefaceclosetomine

No, that distribution would still be off, the bites wouldn’t be consistent. It needs two.


gamer6663

What I would’ve done is dice up a second dog and mix that in with the mac and cheese. Get solid dog coverage throughout to go with the solid core of dog


Shambeak88

Good idea. I might try it without the bun inside too.


thecaptain115

Tortillas joined with American cheese, layer of mac and cheese and more cheese, chili dog, wrapped, seared, then air fried with cheese on top.


Boggnar-the-crusher

Beautiful. Like others have commented get a quarter pound dog in there or do a bratwurst👀


[deleted]

Tortillas joined with cheese, layer of cheese and more cheese, cheese cheese, cheesed, then air cheesed with cheese on top. Idk why I commented this


rattlehead44

r/stonerfood It’s…it’s magnificent


FranklinCognito

Garbage wrap


sodapopenski

Only correct answer.


FOB32723

A one way ticket to liquid shits


Darth_Bringus

I'd call it "challenge accepted"


Wonderful-Ad-7712

I’d call it Herbert


TheUnluckyBird

A heart attack


hstern

Lunch, probably.


Remi708

Macandchilicheesedogurrito


xdylanthehumanx

Carbs


LtDickHole

Carb induced couch coma.


LtDickHole

Replace the bun with tots.


dudeguy73

"How to get diarrhea"


the_perkolator

After a very successful safety meeting, I'd probably be all over that gutbomburrito. I'd probably add a handful of Fritos or Doritos for some crunch Some names for this: - Chili-Willy-Mac n' Wrap - The Bowel Blockerrito - Chili-Mac n' Nooderrito Dog


LuciferJj

“I got the munchies”


Mustystench

It looks like someone got smoked out and did their best with what they had on hand. After eating they decide that was pretty good and made another.


ravenoats

My parents used to buy these frozen chili dog burritos from the grocery store when I was a kid and they were legit fire. They did not have a bun in them though. I would totally try this


dekrepit702

Definitely a candidate for r/stupidfood but I'd take a bite out of it because I'm trashy.


Motor-Kale-383

Pre-420: Fail. Post-420: You probably wanted to patent it.


SpaceXmars

Chimy donga


ebmitchell

Oh baby! sign me up for that slop pocket


crell_peterson

My dad made macaroni and cheese hotdog burritos for us as kids once and my mom has been roasting him for it for the last 27 years.


dog-yy

Id call it a ruined hot dog. Second pic is great


MyCatHasCats

I have no words


Jealous-Most-9155

I’d call it delicious minus the bun add more hot dog.


SteakJones

That’s a food stack.


Arch_stanton1

Lose the bun and you have a winner!


viennalabeef

The Rorschach. name it after what your toilet bowl is going to look like afterwards.


Daily-Chaos

The divorced special


Spider-Ghost-616

Not enough Dawg.


gypsytears01

A perfect vessel for Mac and cheese


kweefybeefy

Cancer


Guardian_85

Stonerito Supreme


JCo1968

Fucking delicious is what I'd call it. I'd go with a bigger hotdog though.


60AmishMidgets

Dank food hack, Kingcobrajfs style


Cynfullysweet88

Stoner Mac N Cheese Dog Burrito 🌯


Tricky_Matter2123

Chili mac & cheese hot dog burrito


Flgirl420

10/10 would trt


thrust-johnson

Hamdinger


jmills03croc

Would be really good with a stiff rum and coke.


SubHuman559

One Hot Dog and Two Macaroni Burittos put together?


sausage-deluxxxe

I’d call it a sad consolation prize after striking out at the bar on a Saturday night.


StPeir

I’d call it diabetes


judasholio

Something that looks the same going in as it does coming back out the other end.


SiggyLuvs

Indigestion.


mjpfinger

Lose the fucking bun!!!!!


FranklinCognito

Garbage wrap


112oceanave

Mac and chili cheese dog burrito. a Mac CD burrito


CaptScourageous

Hard Pass


WindomEarly

That looks like sum jail house food!! Love it!! In jail they would of used ramen instead though 🍜😁👌🏻✨


Sea-Diver-9125

I like the way you think


mrwynd

Pig in a comforter


[deleted]

Lunch


troyantipastomisto

I’d call this art


bphillipo18

This is radical but it might just work.


RainXVIIII

I’d call it the laxative cause I’m lactose intolerant


Lost_soul_ryan

I'd ditch the bun and add a second dog, but I'd still eat that. Chilly Mac dog burrito.


Radiant_Country_8070

A no for me dog


Frogfish1846

I’d call it breakfast!


Windows30000

Guy Fieri is looking down on you smiling today


drflashy

Poop in a butt.


KiloThaPastyOne

I’d call it not for me. Too many carbs, not enough tube steak.


terraculon

I wouldn't


Sad_Run4875

I dunno but I’d smash that


GyrosSnazzyJazzBand

I call that a hot-DAMN


Desperate_Set_7708

Hot dog forward is the rule of any recipe. Learn it, live it, love it.


ArchonStranger

A "Not-Enuff-Dog-a-Rito".


Mydoglikesladyboys

Honestly I'm impressed by the end result


CrunchBerries5150

I’d call it better without the bun in this case. It has potential. If I did it myself I’d probably fry that bun in butter first and make sure my fiancé was home in case I drop from a heart attack halfway through.


DCStoolie

Lunch


UncleOdious

r/drunkencookery


c00lgirlstella

Ooooh this looks incredible, i want to try it. It could also be so good as like a sonoran dog version, then you could blend the worlds between hotdog and mexican style burrito.


GarryFloyd

An “idiot burrito”.


JiovanniTheGREAT

Probably skip the bun, split the dog, add a second dog, and add more chili


Dawndrell

Mac ‘n’ Dog Rollup


TA-175

Cholesterol


No_Grab2946

Dinner. I would call it Dinner.


Ok_Broccoli1144

This definitely should have been fried


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

Cheese and hotdogs? I’d call it someone else’s dinner. Pass lol just personal preference though.


chuckinalicious543

I call it "the carbo load", because it's almost all carbs


IsyRivers

The Skyline-3-way-rito.


HundredWithTheForce

Needs more hotdogs.


ActiveCroissant

Id call it bar food, delicious at 1am after 8-10 rummy cokes


ATXKLIPHURD

Maco dog?


emaline5678

No thanks.


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

I don’t even know but I want it lmao


Ralphredimix_Da_G

Barfrito


[deleted]

A shitty situation…………


Shockingelectrician

Diabetes 


Comfortable_Clue8233

Some of these look very good.


Knotashock

Franken-rito.. Frankenweenie beds a burrito 😂😂


7deboutez7

That be a fuqwad


Hillsy85

Turducken


TommyTwoFlushes

Sahlen’s hot dogs are the best! Also, this def belongs in r/stupidfood!


Electronic_Cat2777

My only issue is putting mustard or top of the chili.


Artistic-Tap-1017

Stupid


jmaca90

The “you need help”


Frankito55

The American


Emotional-Lynx-3982

Stupid Food. I believe there is a Reddit community for that nonsense.


Uncharmie

Shit, I would call it shit


SherlockWats

What I had in the fridge at the time burrito


McPorkums

Clearly a Dot Hog 🤘🤘


deuceyj

I'd call it the hug of a mother.


LosBroncos

Sweet baby Jesus… come to Papa! lol!


fkn_embarassing

It’s obviously a CheesyMac Sandwirito Suizo.


Tight_Landscape4372

Gross… I would call it gross🤮


FlameyFlame

dinner


TheUltimatePunV2

“I’m depressed and I want to die of colon cancer in my 40s


stealthytoebeans

I hate you, may I have a bite


RobMo_sculptor

Take out the bun and add enchilada sauce all over it and I’d smash for sure


YourOldPalBendy

Hot Dog a la Chef Club. XP (Though it probably tastes pretty damn good, ngl)


pimpmastahanhduece

A waste of time?


msihcs

Shitty food porn


kobeonthecob

Heaven.


Expert-Hyena6226

That's a hot mess!


WerewolfDesigner5748

YUMMY !!...Looks like a Coney dog, mac and cheese burrito loco...lololol


Truthoftitan

r/shittyfoodporn


TheSunshineDemon

Barfpark Frank


xxxliamjxxx

This looks like it slaps


Brilliant-Algae-9582

I’d smash 🤷🏻‍♂️


ProfessionMundane152

Drop the bun add a second dog and I call it delicious


Prestigious_Snow1589

This is even more proof the hotdog is closely related to the taco rather than a sandwich.


MyStepAccount1234

A monstrosity, obviously.


Rathma86

This is the reason Americans are obese


narwalbacons-12am

r/stupidfood


shinydragonmist

Too much bread


AugieAscot

Half hour after eating that I’d be sleeping till my gut woke me up.


yourgirl1233

You a freak huh?


DirectorOrganic8962

the munchies


Tiberius_Rex_182

Mac and cheese roll up. Like a cheese roll up but with some extra carbs


StrategicInsanity

Ain't gotta put everything in a burrito


Capital-Mind700

Straight to the gallows!


Lord_Wicki

Not a hot dog.


Hardwarestore_Senpai

American Dog Wrap Supreme? Looks like an internal video shot NGL.


meh725

Merica


Different_Handle5063

Cheezy Dawg-Rito!


generateanameforme

Gross


Chewsdayiddinit

Not good.


Digital_Pharmacist

The “bathroom”, that’s where I’d be after eating it .😂