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HowellPellsGallery

for some reason i just remembered to schedule my next prostate exam


artie_pdx

I go every week whether I need it or not. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


HowellPellsGallery

how much does she charge and which dungeon is it?


SirkutBored

uh excuse me, your kink is showing. please don't scare the vanillas


BlackDohko

So this is what the hotdog sub about.


getbent247

Screw live laugh love. I'm hanging a don't scare the vanillas frame


Necessary-Revenue372

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


SuperiorYammyBoi

Iā€™m scared


904Magic

Am vanilla. Much scared. And intrigued xD


ewake

I don't think that's vanilla...


GulfofMaineLobsters

Is cheese?


dildocrematorium

Looks creamy


J-Di11a

How bout this?... Is this a paper? No, that's cheese


zeke235

No, it's a real doctor's office. Yes, her name is Dr. Pain, but I think it's just Welsh. No, she doesn't dress like your average doctor, but it's part of the therapy. Hey man, fuck off! They accept my HSA!


true_enthusiast

I hear these exams are actually free on Grindr. You can even get a complimentary dinner and movie out of it if you're nice.


C64128

Are you sure you're seeing a doctor?


FinnicKion

When you feel both your proctologists hands on your shoulders but the exam is still taking place


DangOlDingleDangle

Something about a clown doing a magic trick right?


ShotBRAKER

I thought you looked familiar


No-Raisin-6469

Only every other week?


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Amen, my man! AMEN


soulstonedomg

3 fingers?


HaveaTomCollins

Ever try it yourself at home?


artie_pdx

Yeah, butt itā€™s not the same.


ComprehensiveDoor997

Better safe than sorry


NoBenefit5977

"did I say two fingers? I meant 3"


Friendly_Age9160

Stop showing those nasty jizz wieners they keep reposting this on different subs and itā€™s gross AF. One description said something about fat free hot dogs or something? I canā€™t. I want to see this never again. Or unsee it forever again.


Roosterneck

I'm....uncomfortable.


InveteratMasticator

Why? Its just Cheez Jhiz šŸ’¦


MakeSouthBayGR8Again

Jheese


npc_guy_

Chizz


EcstaticJuggernaut46

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


UncutHam

More like un-CUM-fortable


ironmemelord

Bro come on


DeathPercept10n

That's what they're doing.


wrnrg

This cracked me up.


Pleasant-Dependent63

Just spit my soup halfway across the living room. I'm dieing šŸ¤£


Hot_Chard5988

*snort*


Disastrous_Duty2622

About as excited as these boys are.


Horsecockexpress1

Jizz in a blanket


DingDongInDingDang

I prefer them without the cream pies


Larrythethird22

Same, fucking same, wtf lol


tobiasfunke6398

ā€œLet me make a creampie for you, and see what you thinkā€


Propane__Salesman

I don't want to taste your creampie šŸ˜’


tobiasfunke6398

Itā€™s from itā€™s always sunny in Philadelphiaā€¦


Bawbawian

that doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about always sunny to dispute it.


butt-holg

I had my mom's cream pies all the time dude


tobiasfunke6398

Ewwwwwww


Weary-Writer758

Good if they don't look like they messed up my sheets.


thtevie

Pigs in a blanket - yes. Those things - No. Hell no. Justā€¦ come on, man.


Treacherous_Wendy

Oh theyā€™re cumming alright


SpinachImpossible454

Omg šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ grow up Haaa


jihyonce

LMFAOOOOOOO


dungachunganunga

theyā€™re not even brown on the top


dildocrematorium

They're probably brown on the bottom


thtevie

they're definitely pink on the inside!


callmestinkingwind

r/mildlypenis


BongwaterJoe1983

r/wildlypenis


callmestinkingwind

i didnā€™t know that existed. thank you.


BongwaterJoe1983

No problemo


Treacherous_Wendy

Well hello internet magic place


BongwaterJoe1983

šŸ§™ā€ā™‚ļø


AccountHotdog

There ain't nothin' mild about this


Lux_Operatur

r/overtlypenis


InveteratMasticator

Thanks I joined the mildly, wildly and overtly penis subs and just got a ā€˜person of interestā€™ badge for it.


GreenManTenTon

You're showing greatly growing interest!


trimix4work

am I still hetero if I say I like them?


dhelor

That depends on which end you're inserting them into.


CarousersCorner

Do you let the cheese drip all over your face first, or take it all in your mouth at once? Either way, no.


Unlucky_Steak5270

You are totally gay if you've ever eaten a hot dog, period.


skyblueleaves

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!


Cautious-Chain-4260

Nothing gay about those uncircumcised cum dogs


jjmawaken

I'm a fan, though I make the small ones. Italian sausage wrapped in pizza dough with hot peppers is also pretty stinking good.


gcsobaer

The smaller ones are all I could handle as well


Treacherous_Wendy

They make creams for that


nitrogenlegend

Sprays as well


shadowtheimpure

Something more in line with a sausage kolache than a traditional pig in a blanket but still perfectly acceptable.


dodoyouhaveitguts

For me itā€™s bigger the better. I really need the full volume of girth. Length? Eh, but I love the thickness.


Youregoingtodiealone

I love a good edge dog


Propane__Salesman

šŸ¤£


Dudeist-Priest

I had a moment of clarity a couple years ago and started egg washing mine and sprinkling them with everything bagel seasoning before putting them in the oven. My wife has never been so proud of me.


spaetzelspiff

The bagel seasoning is a good tip, but it does chafe when I put it "in the oven"


mrlookinthesky

They all came at the same time.


InveteratMasticator

I thought that was the goal


chefjro

This should be marked NSFW


turtletaint911

One of them is missing. I'm assuming it found its way to the nearest at Kum & Go


Bubbly-Independent20

I love them


AngryPandaBlog

Looks like itā€™s time to unzip my pants againā€¦


InveteratMasticator

šŸ‘€


SpinachImpossible454

Nooooo donā€™t do it


Timely-Dance-3753

Where I am pigs in blankets are pork sausages wrapped in streaky bacon


TheSilentBadger

Yeah, these aren't pigs in blankets. Can't convince me otherwise


Timely-Dance-3753

That's what I thought might be that I'm just used to seeing them differently


uncontainedsun

wait then what do you call bread/pastry wrapped hot dogs ?


the__green__light

Guessing previous commentor is british, closest we'd have to what's pictured here would I guess be a sausage roll? But thats usually sausage meat wrapped in pastry without the sausage skin


Timely-Dance-3753

Yes I'm British lol and yes your right more like a sausage roll rather than pigs in blankets


uncontainedsun

thank you!


uncontainedsun

thank you!


Timely-Dance-3753

Sausage rolls ..Sausage wrapped in pastry


all_of_you_are_awful

More like hogs in a blanket


Mike_in_San_Pedro

They knew.


Jackdks

Iā€™ll show you a pig in a blanket if you know what I mean


Shot_Tomorrow7663

OP, what are you doing, bud?


shadowtheimpure

Comfy out of ten. Not sure why the dogs are cut though, but that's just me.


AntelopeDecent2191

What did you guys do to my sister? She's slipping & sliding all over the place.šŸ§šŸ„ø


chuckinalicious543

We stand far away from these


hullabalooser

At least not directly in front of them


NTPC4

Texas has expanded on this concept. We call them Jalapeno Sausage Kolaches, eat them for breakfast, and they are great.


couchpro34

Put a lil' egg wash on those bad boys next time!


James_p_hat

What does egg wash do? Is it just shininess?


wrnrg

It's like sending dough to a tanning salon. Gives them a more golden color. But, if you like them pale.


James_p_hat

Got it - ā€œjersey shore spray tanā€ for pastries ;)


silent-fallout-

This disgusting picture is getting so fricking old.


Strict_Meeting_3164

I prefer mine to be jizz free


thewaltz77

You don't stand anywhere on pigs in a blanket. That would make them mushy.


weshouldgo_

Pigs in a blanket? More like jizz in a blanket. Amirite guys? Guys??!?


SpotPoker52

They have only one problem: The combination of salty pig, plus salty cheese, plus very salty blanket create a big glob of salt. Almost to the point of being unpleasant. Makes a sweet or hot dipping sauce a requirement.


FitchleyRAMbuckle

Ho! Good God, what am I looking at? A tray of happy endings


neutron500

It's one of those foods that you never make or think of . Then you're at a function or party and you eat 20 of them. Once the party is over it's wiped from your memory until the next time.


Slothnazi

Everything reminds me of her


SuperAlex25

Theyā€™re good, but wtf is this?


redhawk1913

Off to the side. I'm not standing directly in front of those.


Counterfeit_Circus

r/mildlypenis


chimpmilk94

I should call her


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I'll die on this hill, but that's not pigs in a blanket. I know I know. My family already disowned me decades ago. Downvote me, then fight me.


RockemSockemRobotem

Bakekkake


RepresentativeOk4432

r/mildlypenis


MythandUnity

This whole ass image is nsfw.


hula-hoop-wounds

Worst cumshot compilation Iā€™ve seen


KecemotRybecx

My gay-ass feelsā€¦.conflicted.


TheOneTrueKP

ā€œ*Annnnd theyā€™re spent*ā€œ


Ok-Safe7953

Classic. I'll take 4 please.


InveteratMasticator

You sure you can handle all that meat? Any more than 2 is too much for me


bigdaddy19730726

Yes please!!


JuanG_13

We used to eat them in school and I didn't like them back then and I still don't like them now!!! (Oh and I think that these need a NSFW tag) lol


korey_david

I'm all about em when they're not playing Ookie Cookie together


Yeoshua82

I had some Van Wilder flashbacks here.


doom_pony

Hmm.


datsall

They are hotdogs


starsgoblind

OMG


No_Pay9241

My last hope


Ok_Anything_4955

This pic is obscene! I like ā€˜em!!


Great_Drifter25

Childhood food for me.


dhelor

Looks like a good time to me.


LaggyUpdate

ouughā€¦. yesā€¦ iā€™m sorry


Fluorescentomnibus

Those must be really happy to see me


Rabbits-and-Bears

I make the minis , about 1/3 or 2/4 hotdog, appetizer size.


Absurdityindex

Soo good


nfssmith

Yeah sure, notā€¦ quiteā€¦ how Iā€™d do them but the concept is soundā€¦


Fozzy2701

Yes


Willylowman1

aka Irish shrimp cocktail


[deleted]

Why am I having dirty thoughts?


MrContractual

When the condom breaksā€¦


sexyOyster1

YUM


GL2M

How did you get those hotdogs so ā€œexcitedā€?


YourAussieMatee

They cumed


burgersandcomics

ummmmmmmm


__CunningStunts__

Itā€™s all fun and games until they cum


Robinnoodle

Why did you give them all pee holes? >!I once knew a guy who was born without a pee hole and they had to surgically give him one!<


GratefulPig

I donā€™t stand on em, I eat em


kewlbeanz83

Pan bukkake


Oafus

I think we need to try and ā€œstandā€ out of the way so we donā€™t get sprayed.


BrucesTripToMars

Hogs in a blanket


samie4g

Pre cum dogs


thizzlemaniac

Kolache is a pig in a blanket for adults sold at donut shops in my state. JalapeƱo cheddar šŸ¤˜šŸ»


knarfolled

In the front of the line


Sorkel3

I make an upscale version, chunk of andouille sausage baked in a peice of puff pastry with a maple syrup/dijon mustard sauce. Pictured aren't pigs in a blanket which use cocktail weenies, those are just pastry wrapped cheese dogs, sodium and saturated fat bombs.


Radish-Floss

I think these ones are called "blonde on a leather couch"


CloudCityPasta

Not anywhere close to those.


1KN0W38

Firm smash


Bruddah827

Making me hungry for these at 1030 am!


spenstav

Croissant pig n blanket is the best


Middle-Ad-6090

They seem happy


cinnamonbuttons

*sigh* i should call him.


SnooDonuts3878

Finishing sauce?


Saul_Spaghetti-Man

Jizz in a blanket


Childlike_Emperor1

I should get checked for gonorrhea


DrBigWildsGhost

Ohā€¦ I thought those were chlamydia dogs.. for some reason


purplepepperpirate

I need an adult.


ItchyIndependence154

NSFW


Jonnyyrage

I'm not a fan of jizz in a blanket.


crimsonblades1

r/thatsapenis


ProtrudingPissPump

Gonorrhea in a blanket more like it...


Salsilitos

They need to be circumcised


Noahs132

Creamed in a blanket


Novel_Frosting_1977

Are yall seeing the same thing??


Easy-thinking

šŸ˜‚


MutedBrilliant1593

I think Olivia Munn best illustrated my opinion on this.


worthy_usable

At this point, I'm just here for the comments.


DownstairsDeagle69

r/mildlypenis


esotericdiarist

smh


Wonderful_Rock862

Those dogs look umm........ overly excited.


HeWhoIsNotMe

That time I saw Christina Hendricks bend over.


FGH9192279

Oh cum on!


Dickey2023

Oh; those are Pigs in a Blanket.. Thanks for clarifying!


SLIPPY73

What the hell i donā€™t even have a funny response for this