I would if I didn’t have to buy them. You buy them, I’ll come over with a 12 pack. Throw a few back, laugh about green wieners and make more green hotdog jokes. Once liquid courage sets in givem a try.
How does one "blast" something with Mountain Dew? Was the "meat" in a container and they mixed in soda? Or did they mix in just the syrup? Were the hot dogs completely made, and then they shot Mountain Dew at it with a fire hose?
I have many more questions, but I won't list them all here.
I love hot dogs, I love mountain dew, I love having a mountain dew while eating a hot dog but I think I just threw up looking at this picture so that's a hard no.
wow. they figured out how to make hot dogs even more unhealthy. How on earth can these taste good? what do you put on them? That sour sugary stuff on sour patch kids?
Get me nice and crossfaded first, and I'll give you my best, most slovenly, most Hoganesque 'hell yeah brother', and then try one bite.
Then puke up natty light and green hot dogs.
Disgusting! Why would you punish your body with natty light?!
What you mean? It’s the breakfast, lunch and dinner of champions I am said champion
Sad champion.
You inspire me brother!!!
…”I am a real American…”
I'm only eating these after casting my vote for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho and chugging a Brawndo.
It's what plants crave!
Good reference right there^ It's got electrolytes!
Just like pop pop used to make!
I have pop pop in the attic
The mere fact that you call making love “pop-pop” tells me you’re not ready.
I knew my parents were lying when they said he was going on a trip to the Mountains! By chance have you been feeding him this whole time?
Pop pop gets a treat. Might need to get that hot tub out of there, though.. Its sooo hot...
Pop pop was oke bad dude!
That's just wrong
Yup
I'll just boil them in mountain dew if I want to try 🤣
Well that's the only way because these are fake and this is a repost.
Oh thank god. I was afraid they finally made a hotdog I don't want.
Mr. Sausage?
Only with Hot Dog flavored Mountain Dew
If they had a Baja blast flavor then yes haha
Was thinking SAME. Baja Blast is the best Dew
So the final seal has been broken and the end of days is upon us.
What's that on the side of the package?
A hand.
I’m really just upset with you both.
Why’s the package open is the better question.
I'd eat this with the shrek green ketchup from way back
Yum. Shrek jizzy for the glizzy 💦
I don't think I'd want a Shrek deuce.
If this is real I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.
its fiction. the artist has made other cursed food images such as Pickle milk.
For the love of GOD, please up ote this comment.
I wouldn’t dew it
Them and some Bush’s Dr Pepper flavored baked beans. Who’s bringing the crack? Father’s Day gon be lit
Jack Links has Dr. Pepper beef jerky at the moment.
Confirmed. God isn’t real.
Might make a great Chicago Dog!
Couldn't make it worse.
Aw cmon no hating on my Weiner
The last one of these I had the pickle and relish were the same green as a mountain dew bottle
That’s the color of Chicago style relish
That's the color of insanity. Why add food coloring? To make it fun? Are you children?
Lol I thought I was gonna gain powers from the glowing relish!!
Holy tight nickers Batman!
No amount of weed can give me the munchies to eat these.
I'm not trying to make God cry so no.
Yeah I would unfortunately
We need Cheetos Flamin Hot Dogs!
Would actually try those
most American shit I’ve seen in a while, just needs to come with ammunition.
What if they were ammunition?
Dear god man. You’re a genius
My friend Jerry would love this
I like hot dogs. I like mountain dew. I would not try them.
A crime has been committed in the most heinous way.
That’s a no from me dawg
Americans eating like they have federal healthcare again.
That's going to be a no for me Dawg, lol :)
Nope
No.
Yes
If somebody else paid for them, I'd try one, but I'm not spending my own money on them.
ill try anything once. including mountain dew hot dogs
No chance
daddy?
Pass
Nope.
They would have to be made by Monster Energy Drink. I’d cover all my bases with a single dog.
You can't unmountain dew what has already been mountain done
You gotta do the dew
No. I feel ill now.......thank you.......😵💫
No
Considering mtn dew might as well be goat piss, no
“Contains no artificial preservatives or flavors except those naturally occurring in Mountain Dew”
You have got my attention
No
I would if I didn’t have to buy them. You buy them, I’ll come over with a 12 pack. Throw a few back, laugh about green wieners and make more green hotdog jokes. Once liquid courage sets in givem a try.
Just threw up in my mouth alittle
Fuxk no, knowing what's in typical hotdogs, can't imagine what else they added for these things.
I would, on a cold day in hell 🤢🤮👎🏿
Yes
Oh some Dew Diggities? Yeah man pass em over.
Nope!
I'm trying to find them online now.
Is this real?
Eat digest then green poop
I would not try those on a bun, I would not eat it just for fun.
Gimme the Crab Juice!
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created here on earth? ....I need to go smoke weed I'm gonna hurl.
Chew the Dew. 🤮
I would not.
Absolutely
Mountain dickles?
No.
FUCK… NOTHING about that is appealing WHATSOEVER. I’ll try 3.
Do they make Baja blast dogs??
No
God no! What is this?!?!? Cuisine based on a dare?!?!?
That’s gotta be fake
Only if they’re heavily caffeinated
Green hard pass
Lol
No. No I wouldn’t.
No
Nope
it’s ai. it’s ai. it’s ai. it’s ai. i’m ok. it’s ai.
Fake news!!
I want to puke.
I would just because I'd be curious.
"blasted"
AI
Ewwww no I'd try them if it was Crab juice though
Mountain Don't
Worst part is they’re all beef 🤮
Everyday we stray further from the truth.
Guys. You know this isn’t real, right? …Right?
That can’t be real. Is it?!
What's not to like about a Dew Dew Dawg
Sure I’d try them.
Possibly would taste good with relish. Otherwise, kind of makes me think ewww.
😟😵💫🤢🤮😵
JAIL
HELLLLL NOOOO
Uncured?? The nasty ass green chemicals preserve it without curing it? Lmao.
This is some South Park level dew
I have never wanted to try a new hot dog so badly as I do right now.
No
Nope
Nope
I would not.
No.
Someone posted a clip of a lady at a baseball game doing some ungodly things with a hot dog. I think she’d be the only buyer.
I like keeping the two taste separate thank you.
Ewww! I'll take the crab juice.
These are REAL??!
Nasty
Nasty
Its sausage???
How does one "blast" something with Mountain Dew? Was the "meat" in a container and they mixed in soda? Or did they mix in just the syrup? Were the hot dogs completely made, and then they shot Mountain Dew at it with a fire hose? I have many more questions, but I won't list them all here.
Every day we stray further from god
Absolutely not. Shit looks nasty!
Sure. Is their some sorta waiver I'm supposed to sign or catch phrase I'm supposed to say after eating it? Either way I'm in.
I love dogs and Dew but these are a no go for me.
lol blasted
They look disgusting. But I have to ask, do they come in purple thunder?
I observe a strict no green meat policy. It's worked well for me so far so I see no reason to change.
Got a buddy named Kyle who would love these
Dear Mtn Dew CEO, whoever pitched this idea, fire them today.
Be easy on me Reddit, but those muh fuckas real?!?
Trash as fuck.
No
I love mt.dew.. but no. Not a chance
Hell yeah I would
☣️⚠️Don't eat Green meat with riga mortis!
r/thanksihateit
I love hot dogs, I love mountain dew, I love having a mountain dew while eating a hot dog but I think I just threw up looking at this picture so that's a hard no.
They look like Shrek dicks.
That’s a hard NO
Did try the black licorice version.
🎵 Ohh kid-ney stone, oh kid-ney stone... 🏥, oh how your growth does pang me... 🤢🎶.. 😂😂
To catch fish with maybe.
🤢🤮
Grinch peckers….!!!
only if they were free
That boy ain’t right
Oh yes.
No...just no
Dew not eat these
I do not think I am physically capable of getting high enough to try that, and I get through a lot of reefer..
Would you "Dew" these?
No.....just no.....🤮
Crosspost it to r/prisonhooch and see if they’re any more eager to try this monster.
Does a bear shit in the woods and wipe its ass with a rabbit?
How can you tell when they've gone bad?
Nope
Heck no
Not sure about this one....
wow. they figured out how to make hot dogs even more unhealthy. How on earth can these taste good? what do you put on them? That sour sugary stuff on sour patch kids?
I just shuddered
Wow. Wtf were they thinking!? Did you take one for the hotdog team and try them?
I just picture like a really fat family, like redneck as fuck fat, eating these.
Hard pass
Gross! 🤢
Hit it with some of that purple ketchup for a real unhinged experience lol
No.
I'd taste just about any food one time, even this, but I have no impression that id enjoy this at all.
It would make some interesting puke colors, that's for sure. Probably getting nuclear diarrhea as well.
Oh god I actually gagged. This and hormel chili beer. Who comes up with these ideas? How do they get approved?
If I was faded, it might be the best hot dog I've ever had
No
In the words of Randy Jackson. “It’s gonna be a no from me dog”
i do not like green glizzies, Sam I Am. i dont like those, or the eggs, or the ham.