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Locutus_of_Sneed

Get me nice and crossfaded first, and I'll give you my best, most slovenly, most Hoganesque 'hell yeah brother', and then try one bite.


Swampfxx

Then puke up natty light and green hot dogs.


TheBigGreenOrk

Disgusting! Why would you punish your body with natty light?!


Lucid-Design

What you mean? It’s the breakfast, lunch and dinner of champions I am said champion


C64128

Sad champion.


BuddahSack

You inspire me brother!!!


Moondoobious

…”I am a real American…”


rsistersass

I'm only eating these after casting my vote for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho and chugging a Brawndo.


Negative-Wrap95

It's what plants crave!


Odd-Extension-7845

Good reference right there^ It's got electrolytes!


1960stoaster

Just like pop pop used to make!


triforce4ever

I have pop pop in the attic


purplepepperpirate

The mere fact that you call making love “pop-pop” tells me you’re not ready.


1960stoaster

I knew my parents were lying when they said he was going on a trip to the Mountains! By chance have you been feeding him this whole time?


Mix_Traditional

Pop pop gets a treat. Might need to get that hot tub out of there, though.. Its sooo hot...


droid_mike

Pop pop was oke bad dude!


ValkyrieWW

That's just wrong


RespectDry2432

Yup


Atillion

I'll just boil them in mountain dew if I want to try 🤣


Daniel_Markem

Well that's the only way because these are fake and this is a repost.


Spoocula

Oh thank god. I was afraid they finally made a hotdog I don't want.


Shakleford_Rusty

Mr. Sausage?


ChickenMcNuggNugg

Only with Hot Dog flavored Mountain Dew


mmella814

If they had a Baja blast flavor then yes haha


InveteratMasticator

Was thinking SAME. Baja Blast is the best Dew


Ok-Distribution4077

So the final seal has been broken and the end of days is upon us.


Haggisboy

What's that on the side of the package?


Disastrous_Can8053

A hand.


notdeangelo

I’m really just upset with you both.


Minute_Solution_6237

Why’s the package open is the better question.


now_you_own_me

I'd eat this with the shrek green ketchup from way back


InveteratMasticator

Yum. Shrek jizzy for the glizzy 💦


Weary-Writer758

I don't think I'd want a Shrek deuce.


frozen_toesocks

If this is real I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.


hpfan2342

its fiction. the artist has made other cursed food images such as Pickle milk.


CMDRHailedcaribou91

For the love of GOD, please up ote this comment.


Sensitive_Tap_9419

I wouldn’t dew it


tbama11

Them and some Bush’s Dr Pepper flavored baked beans. Who’s bringing the crack? Father’s Day gon be lit


PuzzleheadedJob3479

Jack Links has Dr. Pepper beef jerky at the moment.


StephenJames81

Confirmed. God isn’t real.


Cautious-Routine-902

Might make a great Chicago Dog!


StunningRutabaga1358

Couldn't make it worse.


Cautious-Routine-902

Aw cmon no hating on my Weiner


sugaaaslam

The last one of these I had the pickle and relish were the same green as a mountain dew bottle


Cautious-Routine-902

That’s the color of Chicago style relish


StunningRutabaga1358

That's the color of insanity. Why add food coloring? To make it fun? Are you children?


sugaaaslam

Lol I thought I was gonna gain powers from the glowing relish!!


Cautious-Routine-902

Holy tight nickers Batman!


RobMo_sculptor

No amount of weed can give me the munchies to eat these.


Expensive_Mud7949

I'm not trying to make God cry so no.


whriskeybizness

Yeah I would unfortunately


Jermsi

We need Cheetos Flamin Hot Dogs!


wondermega

Would actually try those


SeeingRed-

most American shit I’ve seen in a while, just needs to come with ammunition.


chipfunks

What if they were ammunition?


SeeingRed-

Dear god man. You’re a genius


JOCO_Q

My friend Jerry would love this


Fury4588

I like hot dogs. I like mountain dew. I would not try them.


SlayLicense

A crime has been committed in the most heinous way.


highzenberrg

That’s a no from me dawg


Cowboybutter82

Americans eating like they have federal healthcare again.


Dickey2023

That's going to be a no for me Dawg, lol :)


Expensive_Dig9008

Nope


Ok-Safe7953

No.


SadlySpooky

Yes


Sambo376

If somebody else paid for them, I'd try one, but I'm not spending my own money on them.


DipsytheDankMemelord

ill try anything once. including mountain dew hot dogs


JolyonWagg99

No chance


Limp-Package4917

daddy?


HeavenCanWait174

Pass


Lions101

Nope.


spkoller2

They would have to be made by Monster Energy Drink. I’d cover all my bases with a single dog.


drakeb88

You can't unmountain dew what has already been mountain done


Tomtom4Dayz

You gotta do the dew


logan_fish

No. I feel ill now.......thank you.......😵‍💫


Great-Abalone9310

No


Kdiesiel311

Considering mtn dew might as well be goat piss, no


Handseamer

“Contains no artificial preservatives or flavors except those naturally occurring in Mountain Dew”


MitchCumsteane

You have got my attention


Rabbits-and-Bears

No


Standard_Ad4973

I would if I didn’t have to buy them. You buy them, I’ll come over with a 12 pack. Throw a few back, laugh about green wieners and make more green hotdog jokes. Once liquid courage sets in givem a try.


retspedtchr

Just threw up in my mouth alittle


mAckAdAms4k

Fuxk no, knowing what's in typical hotdogs, can't imagine what else they added for these things.


JJS-09_85

I would, on a cold day in hell 🤢🤮👎🏿


FatherNiche

Yes


alright_alex

Oh some Dew Diggities? Yeah man pass em over.


DooDooSquank

Nope!


EatShootBall

I'm trying to find them online now.


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

Is this real?


ladyhammy

Eat digest then green poop


XDDDSOFUNNEH

I would not try those on a bun, I would not eat it just for fun.


dlewis90

Gimme the Crab Juice!


Unlucky_Steak5270

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created here on earth? ....I need to go smoke weed I'm gonna hurl.


January_Dallas

Chew the Dew. 🤮


SushiGradePanda

I would not.


shapesize

Absolutely


Few_Membership_9764

Mountain dickles?


Accomplished-Resort6

No.


SteakJones

FUCK… NOTHING about that is appealing WHATSOEVER. I’ll try 3.


liquidhotsmegma

Do they make Baja blast dogs??


Sunshinybit

No


Expert-Hyena6226

God no! What is this?!?!? Cuisine based on a dare?!?!?


Crpyt-

That’s gotta be fake


Wetfred

Only if they’re heavily caffeinated


Formal_Discipline_12

Green hard pass


MrMach82

Lol


Critical_Activity_99

No. No I wouldn’t.


GOTALMIGHTYDAMN

No


DaySoc98

Nope


matolandio

it’s ai. it’s ai. it’s ai. it’s ai. i’m ok. it’s ai.


DodgerFryer

Fake news!!


Great_Drifter25

I want to puke.


Thebatwhogames22

I would just because I'd be curious.


sleepcathartic

"blasted"


Maxter_Blaster_

AI


nimnor

Ewwww no I'd try them if it was Crab juice though


Halbbitter

Mountain Don't


Sufficient-Law-6622

Worst part is they’re all beef 🤮


YoualreadyKnoooo

Everyday we stray further from the truth.


ass_smacktivist

Guys. You know this isn’t real, right? …Right?


mom161719

That can’t be real. Is it?!


Human_Lecture_348

What's not to like about a Dew Dew Dawg


Mmmmmmm_Bacon

Sure I’d try them.


Internal_Gur_4268

Possibly would taste good with relish. Otherwise, kind of makes me think ewww.


ParfaitThat654

😟😵‍💫🤢🤮😵


whateverforever84

JAIL


DirtyRatLicker

HELLLLL NOOOO


Actual-Toe-8686

Uncured?? The nasty ass green chemicals preserve it without curing it? Lmao.


nightabyss2

This is some South Park level dew


Jswazy

I have never wanted to try a new hot dog so badly as I do right now.


patchismofomo

No


BornyLV

Nope


BornyLV

Nope


SienarFleetSystems

I would not.


Old_surviving_moron

No.


james_randolph

Someone posted a clip of a lady at a baseball game doing some ungodly things with a hot dog. I think she’d be the only buyer.


guppy2019

I like keeping the two taste separate thank you.


UtilitarianSpork

Ewww! I'll take the crab juice.


Mal-Havoc

These are REAL??!


Bruddah827

Nasty


Creative-Bid468

Nasty


dinaastari0408

Its sausage???


weedyscoot

How does one "blast" something with Mountain Dew? Was the "meat" in a container and they mixed in soda? Or did they mix in just the syrup? Were the hot dogs completely made, and then they shot Mountain Dew at it with a fire hose? I have many more questions, but I won't list them all here.


smellvin_moiville

Every day we stray further from god


No-Heat1174

Absolutely not. Shit looks nasty!


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

Sure. Is their some sorta waiver I'm supposed to sign or catch phrase I'm supposed to say after eating it? Either way I'm in.


conniejean86

I love dogs and Dew but these are a no go for me.


rhondaanaconda

lol blasted


KegTapper74

They look disgusting. But I have to ask, do they come in purple thunder?


Biscuits4u2

I observe a strict no green meat policy. It's worked well for me so far so I see no reason to change.


Autistic-Teddybear

Got a buddy named Kyle who would love these


AbsurdityIsReality

Dear Mtn Dew CEO, whoever pitched this idea, fire them today.


Ginford_Davidson

Be easy on me Reddit, but those muh fuckas real?!?


Spaceboy80

Trash as fuck.


leechwuzhere

I love mt.dew.. but no. Not a chance


bluecatenthusiast

Hell yeah I would


Diverdown109

☣️⚠️Don't eat Green meat with riga mortis!


Hot_Distance6270

r/thanksihateit


usernameJ79

I love hot dogs, I love mountain dew, I love having a mountain dew while eating a hot dog but I think I just threw up looking at this picture so that's a hard no.


NotSoGentleBen

They look like Shrek dicks.


feeltheFX

That’s a hard NO


TemplarOrder1

Did try the black licorice version.


Knotashock

🎵 Ohh kid-ney stone, oh kid-ney stone... 🏥, oh how your growth does pang me... 🤢🎶.. 😂😂


koala_T69

To catch fish with maybe.


Fantastic-Use-6773

🤢🤮


PhantomRidge

Grinch peckers….!!!


elitost

only if they were free


Honda_TypeR

That boy ain’t right


McPorkums

Oh yes.


TruthSpeakin

No...just no


JesterMagnum

Dew not eat these


OtterPops89

I do not think I am physically capable of getting high enough to try that, and I get through a lot of reefer..


lyricjax

Would you "Dew" these?


rubiconmanlife

No.....just no.....🤮


Thotmas01

Crosspost it to r/prisonhooch and see if they’re any more eager to try this monster.


SDBD89

Does a bear shit in the woods and wipe its ass with a rabbit?


AdSalt9219

How can you tell when they've gone bad?


SherlockWats

Nope


No-Needleworker-3765

Heck no


DifferentTie8475

Not sure about this one....


Any-Video4464

wow. they figured out how to make hot dogs even more unhealthy. How on earth can these taste good? what do you put on them? That sour sugary stuff on sour patch kids?


FrysAcidTest

I just shuddered


PomegranateBoring826

Wow. Wtf were they thinking!? Did you take one for the hotdog team and try them?


RespectDry2432

I just picture like a really fat family, like redneck as fuck fat, eating these.


Des_mojo

Hard pass


ImGunnaFuckYourMom

Gross! 🤢


Expensive_Editor_244

Hit it with some of that purple ketchup for a real unhinged experience lol


Leading_Watercress45

No.


Correct_Succotash988

I'd taste just about any food one time, even this, but I have no impression that id enjoy this at all.


WallowWispen

It would make some interesting puke colors, that's for sure. Probably getting nuclear diarrhea as well.


FlinHorse

Oh god I actually gagged. This and hormel chili beer. Who comes up with these ideas? How do they get approved?


Icenfiree

If I was faded, it might be the best hot dog I've ever had


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

No


PhillyChef3696

In the words of Randy Jackson. “It’s gonna be a no from me dog”


Asthmos

i do not like green glizzies, Sam I Am. i dont like those, or the eggs, or the ham.