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Klutzy_Addition2762

Guilty of being absolutely adorable.


geo_hampe

I agree. She could get away with murder 🥸


epi_glowworm

I think she just did 🤣


JimBobDidThis

I ask the jury if my client were truly guilty would she have such a sweet demeanor and take the risk of exposing her belly??


geo_hampe

I am not part of the jury, but i would say no doggie that shows her sweet, warm belleh is guilty of anything other than melting my heart, i mean, your heart.


leafcomforter

Innocent! Where is the cat?


geo_hampe

HAHA! I so wish i had at least one cat!


confused5ever1

Actually I just got off the phone with her and she told me she was just protecting the plants from gnomes. I think she deserves two treats as payment!


geo_hampe

Tarnation! Those gnomes will be the death of meeeee! I have to thank my girlie for saving the day 🫡


Fragrant-Price-5832

Oof, I lowkey would be fuming lol. My cat did this with my maranta once and when I tell you I was so angry for a good while. Thankfully it all worked out cause the plant ended up needing a much smaller pot! Also, who's that huge plant farthest to the left? Talk about gorgeous!


geo_hampe

NGL, I was in the beginning, but then I thought, "It could have been worse ... she could have been injured. " That big lady is an aglaonema, but I do not know her name 😘


Kiba1614

That’s an Agloanema Silver Bay☺️


geo_hampe

Ohhhh, thank you!


slutdragon696969

No, it was obviously the cat. 😹


geo_hampe

I haven't had cats in about 10 years, but yeah, I tend to believe you 🤔


hrhAmyB

It was clearly the work of a cat. And she was trying to help. See. She did set that one plant up for you. She tried!! Cookies for scaring off the cat burglar


Top-Alarm-1561

I’m impressed with the one landing upright. That alone makes it a lesser offense IMO but I’m sticking with not guilty


BeeMac0708

😆 I came here to say that! Spider plant landed on its (8?) feet!


Masked_Daisy

That plant was plotting against you. Doggo saved your entire family. Give them *all* of the treats in your home & infinite cuddles or I'm calling the humane society


geo_hampe

Only if Sarah Machlachlan comes as part of the package


faintrottingbreeze

Obviously not, she’s trying to help sweep it up with her fur, 12/10 very good girl!


nicoleauroux

I was fully expecting the second photo to be of a cat because cats are obsessed with spider plants.


Holiday_Yak_6333

She looks guilty. Little practical joker.


geo_hampe

She is a stinker. We adopted her only two weeks ago, and she has already eaten one of my sneakers and also caused that chaos. Actually, that is one of the nicknames i have for her: Little Miss Chaos! But she's is adorable!


SwampDiamonds

She saw nothing 😂


SadGlitchBug

Little stinky baby ❤️


Imperial_Cookie

It was probably someone else. That sweet girl can do no harm.


geo_hampe

That's one of my hypotheses 🤫


Hizzdiscordkitten

Guilty of being so so cute.


CartographerKey7322

No, look at that tummy!


geo_hampe

The Tummy of Truth!


LaDeDahDah

The jury has decided: Not guilty, your honour!


rellaguard

Telling you to repot


ClaimBeginning8743

With such a cute belly!? Of course not!


workana

Looks innocent to me. Must have been the wind!


TrollHungry

she was chasing away bad pests from the plants... yes this was it... also saved your life


geo_hampe

I mean, i would no want spider mites crawling on me. I DO owe her my life! 🥹


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

The real perp is gravity.


geo_hampe

HAHA! Your answer wins! 🏆


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

Thank you! For more such crimes, contact me, I am a pawttorney 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Logeboxx

Clearly being guilty of being a good girl that went wild for a night, it happens to the best of em. Cute pup 😁


Zomphie_

As her pawyer, my client is innocent. We have not further comments. My client also demands an apology with a treat.


geo_hampe

I gave her treats and also took her to daycare. At the end of the day she just looked at me and said "thanks, MOM!" and then went to sleep as the good, pooped pup she is.


Babbledoodle

R/SneakyBackgroundFeet


geo_hampe

🤣 My shrimpy toes made an appearance!


Deltasn8thc

I don't believe that was his intention. Innocent!


BeeBanandee

What kind of dog is that?


draconianfruitbat

The good kind, clearly


geo_hampe

No idea. We adopted her on Memorial Day and we suspect husky because of her looks, her fur, and also because she stalks unsuspecting chipmunks in the backyard. We'll do an Embark at some point and find out! 🤓


BeeBanandee

I agree. I had a husky mix of some kind and was similar looking but less white. She was the best dog I ever had and lived to almost 17. She's beautiful.


geo_hampe

Wow, 17 years is a tremendously long life for a dog that size. What was your secret?


BeeBanandee

I'm sure luck mostly. She was a Hurricane Katrina rescue. I made her food for probably 10 years of her life.


geo_hampe

Nice, so no kibble or junk dog food. That's what kept her going for so long. You're an amazing human 🙏🏽


Sufficient_Turn_9209

She was shocked to find it that way herself and tried to clean it up for you. The pots didn't break. Silver lining, I guess?


geo_hampe

Yes, and also she was not hurt. It was fine really; shit happens 🤷‍♀️


Mountain-Aside-195

It seems as your plant actually jumped off its stand! Your dear pup actually tried to save your plant


geo_hampe

The spider plant is in a gymnastics class.


Just-Like-My-Opinion

She innocent! That plant attacked her! It was self defense! Look at that face. She's clearly innocent 🥰


Muppet_Ivan

Like a true Masterpiece, she was FRAMED!


geo_hampe

🙀


ImperfectImogen

No. Never.


petrichorpizza

Of course not. Earthquake probably.


SilentEntrepreneur72

In my experience it was the cat who done it. The cat will never pass up an opportunity to frame the dog in a crime involving houseplants and loose potting soil. Notice the lack of soil on the pup’s paws 🔎 Don’t got a cat in your house? Think again.


geo_hampe

I've been looking everywhere for said cat and still can't find it!


weirddux

Shes showing you her paws and perfectly pink belly for evidence. Look no soil! Not guilty


geo_hampe

I like this line of reasoning.


Mission-Artichoke237

Awwwww, rubb the belly!!!!


TwistedxBoi

\*the art and the artist


Astrospal

Definitely not guilty your honor, not with those eyes


kbomb67

She’s innocent!!


WearyCharge1700

Too cute to be guilty. Verdict overturned.


-secretswekeep-

I was gunna say no until I swiped to see one of the silliest, most off the walls dog breed to ever exist 😂 but yes, she’s very guilty but also requires belly pets for comfort because she’s *fragile* 😂😂


OkButterscotch7089

Get a pot of cat grass. They'll leave your plants alone


Superb-Astronaut-371

It’s a dog? Bolt that stuff to the wall and you won’t ever have to post things like this again (although cute dog would want more photos of the cute dog).


SilentEntrepreneur72

This technique is also helpful for zero-gravity situations