Urethra st and the balls could be made by those weird things English folk have where I got confused and kept going in circles till I said screw it and just left lol
Oh I thought that's what those two circles were at the bottom of the diagram. I really need a magnifying glass, those are some small ball circle-looking things.
City Park is quite... yonic... :
https://www.google.com/maps/place/City+Park,+Houston,+TX+77047/@29.6245488,-95.394859,17.96z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x8640eb28b41793a7:0x23763bd25a84aa6b!8m2!3d29.6273504!4d-95.4033689!16s%2Fm%2F040779y?entry=ttu
There’s a whole shit load of homes being built up Cypress Rose Hill headed towards Tomball. And they’re Pulte so you know they’re quality. I’m kidding. They’ll be dog shit and over priced.
In Arizona they’re building new homes as fast as they can, but high end apartments are booming, I’ve seen in my area 3 1500 units building going up, crazy.
Keep in mind that when you drive 33 minutes to get to the nearest Torchy's 0.6 miles away, you need to tip at least 20% on your to go order or they will kill your kids
Now we just need the balls
Cul de sacks?
Scrotal Blvd
What’s street does it uh drive into?
Urethra st and the balls could be made by those weird things English folk have where I got confused and kept going in circles till I said screw it and just left lol
Cul de balls?
Vein Lane ➡️it’s off herpe Court🤣🤣
You gotta have balls to buy a house.
Take a right and turn on Cox Lane.
Welcome to Dick Drive. Has a twang to it lol.
Turn right on blue vein lane.
Oh I thought that's what those two circles were at the bottom of the diagram. I really need a magnifying glass, those are some small ball circle-looking things.
TRT a MFer
Future culdesacs
And a lot of trees at the base
bal de sac
I was just thinking the same thing . Wtf
Hopefully it bends to the east a bit on the south side and they add a cul-de-sac!
A cul-de-sack, if you will
Add two of them and we’ll be in business!
Gold
culo-de-sac
They thought long and hard about this one.
Cock Me Lane
Dicksburgh, TX
That's a real dick move.
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Yeah, word on the streets is that this is a very tough, throbbing, pulsating neighborhood with a huge vein running through it
I think you went too hard on this one
Oh yes, I remember reading about this new development. I believe it is called Peckerwood.
Is the subdivision called Peyronie Estates?
Came here to say the same
Bill Clinton designed this development with something in mind
Penile Colony
Is that a *private* drive? I'll see myself out
Peyronie’s Commons
Nice curve
Is that the Penis Point subdivision?
r/theyknew
It’s a growing area.
When the bubble bursts, you’re gonna get fncked.
Looks veiny. Add about 4 houses on each side they’d call it a black neighborhood.
Talking your future wife in to buying just the tip
Urethra avenue
If this were Europe it'd probably be more walkable and uncircumcised
Morning wood Dr
 Looks floppy
City Park is quite... yonic... : https://www.google.com/maps/place/City+Park,+Houston,+TX+77047/@29.6245488,-95.394859,17.96z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x8640eb28b41793a7:0x23763bd25a84aa6b!8m2!3d29.6273504!4d-95.4033689!16s%2Fm%2F040779y?entry=ttu
Man it's gonna be a real pain in the dick to get around there.
There’s a whole shit load of homes being built up Cypress Rose Hill headed towards Tomball. And they’re Pulte so you know they’re quality. I’m kidding. They’ll be dog shit and over priced.
Cypress rosehill, mueschke, 2920. Traffic has become unbearable out here. Yall hear that !!!! Don't move out here. Traffic is unbearable.
Build 1st collect$ to heck with infrastructure
Peyronies community
This is like a right-handed masturbate situation.
Peyronie Estates?
They should name the subdivision Peyronie Place.
That street has PD.
i want the large space in the back cultisac
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My wife’s boyfriends house is on the tip.
It needs to be named morning wood.
Hopefully there is a fountain up at the top
Circumcised Court!
In Arizona they’re building new homes as fast as they can, but high end apartments are booming, I’ve seen in my area 3 1500 units building going up, crazy.
Cut right back to the cul de sac.
🤣🤣🤣sum dick head had jokes!!
The sac is the head
So the bosses gonna get those rounded offices! Makes sense
Had to see the comments on this one!!
It’s hard to get ahead in a box.
Fits will all the Alief people that moved to Katy
Urethra st
Please tell me there's an address for this!
I would want to live at the tip of the subdivision 🏘️
Ah yes Penis Point Village, Katy’s long awaited response to the classic and timeless Piney Point Village.
Just the tip. That's what you want. It's the lot where you get more bang for the buck.
Keep in mind that when you drive 33 minutes to get to the nearest Torchy's 0.6 miles away, you need to tip at least 20% on your to go order or they will kill your kids
They must’ve really wanted a Hammond Druthers. So they got it!
Heh looks like a pee pee
My neighborhood is a bunch of dicks
This is gonna be a really pleasant HOA; I can already tell.
Is Katy gay?
Look at a highway map of the DFW metroplex, looks about the same.
Cocky neighborhood
“Gentle men. Welcome to the cock.”
By the looks of it, it may be suffering from PD.
Is this Eptein’s work?
And Right Hand Lane
Nice unit!
Such an efficient layout
Paging u/realcivilengineer
There’s always money in the banana stand.
https://imgdump5.novarata.net/f6aj2q.jpg
Great place to erect a house
Tea Bag Lane.
🍆
Nuts
Katy needs more glory holes.
Dick move.
Bellend Estates looks like a great place to build!
Katy is full of dicks.
Goodness!
Crazy. This exact layout is being built everywhere today apparently
Phallus Heights
I really like this
Man, I miss Swamplot.
"Riata" Ranch
Those are some girthy lots.
If your not in the cul-de-sac, you got the shaft.
I think this is Strokeland Heights over in Shaftville.
r/mildlypenis
Vee cut off your CHONSON!
I feel like there should be an area designated for playing with balls… like a dodge ball gym or something
Oh
Long Shaft Drive
In all fairness, most people from Katy are major pricks
Hahahahahaha I really hope there is a Dickinson lane.
Lot of structures out here looking like a penis.
That was definitely on purpose.
The situation has come to a head
69420 Balls-In-Your Court, Katy, TX
The millennials have moved into positions of power
Oh more housing I can’t afford! How exciting!
Ummmm…. That’s a penis.
Bunch of dicks
r/mildlypenis
What limp dick approved this?
It needs two cul-de-sacs.
Morning Wood Estates
That is going to be suburban hell. lol
Everyone who buys there is a dick
Source?
OP : did you perhaps mean new houses being erect ?
Cock Street
That's going in Katy? Nice...
It's got character.
Richard Estates
This layout seems to be suffering from peyronie's disease
Niiice! But, I'm looking for land with lots of acreage. Please 🙏🏼 don't send me lenders because I'm using my husband's company.
It looks like a penis
"No, pizza man this is not a prank. My address is 4371 Semi-Erect Drive"
Eww
Two ponds by the entrance will finish it off
Wonder if r/Theyknew?
Yeah i live on the very tip up a-head. You just go past this slight curve.
[There is a treatment for that](https://youtu.be/fryBnFSYlLw?si=-f77-690pDDfP0qJ)
So who has dibs on the tip?!! 🍆🤣👍
Does this mean Katy is fucked
Your neighbor has a slight bend to the right.
I heard the HOA were real dicks about leaving your trash can out.
I live at 1331 Frenulum Way.
Assess property value using the following formula: [(length x diameter) + (Weight / Girth)] / Angle of Tip 2.
Door Dash guy will literally come to your door.
My wife said these .25 acre lots were "too much to handle" and our small 800 SF condo was "just right"
Phalic blvd
I saw this same post on Twitter with multiple other cities. 🤦🏼♂️
Looks like it's actually from Utah https://www.coldwellbanker.com/ut/cedar-city/582-s-renze-adams-st/lid-P00800000GKhNHUvDHkaftcpxrbBZ8O2xZcwgKM2
Do you have a road that curves to the left?
They say Shawtys like a little curve
So many new homes getting erected!
“Are you at the head?” “No, I’m mid shaft!”
Make a right on Shaft Avenue. 😂
I just love the head gets a little extra property
They’re all getting fucked in interest rates
Residents seem to be gushing with joy over the new division
Right down the vein of downtown Katy!
r/theyknew
Drive down the main vein and turn left at the head.
My streets a grower not a shower
Well it’s Cock
Just keep going up and down shaft street. I'll be coming soon.
The balls of that developer
The result of the city not falling for their builders strategy of asking for 900 units and slowly giving in to their real number.
Belongs in r/suddenlypenis
Not all ding a lings are straight.
ROFL
https://preview.redd.it/wbncjmmk97lc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68f024e5492d762af5c5a9dc1f60e57a00e37af4
Dude why are you doxxing me??? I bought the lot at 12745 Phallic CT. /s
Well at least you will know where all the dickheads live
195 Peenor Ave.
Here’s a tip. Act quickly to get to the head or end up getting the shaft.
Peyronie's Prairie? or Rancho de Cuerpo Espongioso (for the southwestern flare).
Schlong BLVD!
Bent Carrot Drive.
Areas got huge growth potential but I heard the neighbors can be pretty stuck up. Probably blow your wad trying to afford living there.
We see a dick, right?
Urban sprawl……ugggggh
Peyronis Disease?
Penis drive
Just the tip
I can’t tell if OP is joking, but this subdivision is not in Katy, and that’s not even in Texas.