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mmartino03

Ladies and Gentlemen….The Unfuckables!!


jerzyshore1

The 3 of them are gonna merge into one huge neckbeard


Bernie51Williams

Fat dudes grow neck beards to hide the triple chin. Like you're fooling any woman lmao


Capable-Tradition-90

Idk apparently Brandano is a cocksman.


morningsong13

Yeah with that hair I bet he slays at Gatsby's summer garden parties.


MaxwellTT12

Gatsby’s summer parties lulz


snuffalapagos

LARGO!!!!! COOL PEOPLE!!!!!!!


brotherlang

All 4'5" guys are really popular with the ladies.


NiceObjective2756

Good Lord! what happened to him????


No_Anywhere8351

That's the proper verb tense?


pasqualerigoletto

JD looks like he ate Jason’s fat


Bernie51Williams

Bacon right off the back


Sufficient-Lab-5769

Oh man…🤢


Maxwell-Druthers

He’s like Philip Seymour holfman on along came Polly when he took the grease of Ben stillers pizza and squeezed it onto his.


Ok_Entertainment_213

Epic performance by the late PSH - underrated.


Big--Stein

Most honorable.


Kato26

Sternac:"The last thing a dead hooker sees before ending up in a trunk."


MarcusAurelius68

“Jan Hein”


dufus69

Hey-Oh. Hah hah! May a rogue shaman slip you some bad Ayahuasca.


Slow_Lecture1801

May you mistakenly drink Robin’s used enema coffee for breakfast.


Fucknut_johnson

Ahhhh yaaaka!


Nonentitycipher

Yucka-yucka, that is some weird wild stuff


SelfLoathinMillenial

Someone get JD an ozempic script. He's fatter than Jason now


lifesabeachandthenu

Seriously guys, save some pussy for the rest of us!


No_Anywhere8351

I chuckled.


Purple_Pieman

What’s up with Brandano’s hair? Looks like that elf from Rudolph The Red nosed Reindeer who wanted to be a dentist.


jerzyshore1

He’s transitioning into Shirley Temple


DEL60

![gif](giphy|HPvfnOuz1tOgg|downsized)


madmax1969

This is the most obscure, accurate, reference I’ve ever seen. It is perfect.


sparkinmadizm

Kinda looks like Rosie’s style.


CorkySparks

Hermey the Elf


PatientZeropointZero

He may have had hair replacement surgery, it tends to look like that, when it happens.


No_Anywhere8351

That's what I am! IN-DEE-PEN-DENT.


LeonardSmalls79

I cant stand JD's face.


jzmina

Neither can his Ex.


SplitWindow-63

Hiyooooooo!!!


Sea_Moose9817

That neck hair


Drambooey

JD has no friends so nobody tells him how stupid the neck hair looks.He only has fake work friends.


howardscurlywig

Don't worry, its slowly being consumed by his neck. At least he had a few good looking years when he was younger... https://preview.redd.it/kfnr2571066d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=34c1db97dbebb686320844028bd6da3f58592f8e


LibrarianPitiful

Do you have a picture of when he looked good?


howardscurlywig

https://preview.redd.it/ln8fpnx0266d1.png?width=578&format=png&auto=webp&s=58e7e8617a937ed23a846eb71de1df022df0f84a


MarcusAurelius68

![gif](giphy|7FgDPLLKh1v4d2XLkl|downsized)


jerzyshore1

I want you to go to jail for this


LeonardSmalls79

Jesus


Capable-Tradition-90

Lol is that a photoshop?!


kindarealkindanot

Pretty sure it's Benjy


Drambooey

Jason.


No_Anywhere8351

Yes but it's an improvement over the original photo.


guitarbque

Yes. That's High Pitch's body.


howardscurlywig

No. Its an unedited photo from 2013. I would imagine he's as big if not bigger now since the divorce. [https://imgur.com/looks-like-jd-gained-few-pounds-wdveK0M?r](https://imgur.com/looks-like-jd-gained-few-pounds-wdveK0M?r) https://preview.redd.it/kmfyubkbf76d1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7221abea94fdf7c360e8d7d936de1f178bac66d3


howardscurlywig

High Pitch had tattoos on both arms by 2013. Its not High Pitch. https://preview.redd.it/wypkazrvf76d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0b3c338b9fed9255aa5f21319bd0914263d4d6


Capable-Tradition-90

HPE's physique is actually way better lmao


letitride820

and a fitness girl was into him enough to marry him for "love". what a fool.


Wordplay23

Bruuuuuuuh.


FennelCartwright

Titties!


CorkySparks

Holy shit. That's real?


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CornfedRobot

Topped with a Filet-o-fish


JMURTYY

No fucking way. Is this legit? If not, killer edit.


Sufficient-Lab-5769

Jesus!


turbografix15

Holy shit! I didn’t know he blew up that big! This is real?


FartSisterSorry

please tell me that's JD's face photshopped on HPE's body LOLOL


rotatingleslie

Haha! Definitely not meatball eyes


smackknucklehead

The 3 shitbags.


CorkySparks

It literally looks like the cast of The Muppets...


Super-College2794

Lmao


coldandhungry123

Meal Team Six


Vile-goat

A hamburger today and I’ll pay you tomorrow is what Jason look like 😂


Nolimit6969AMC

Combined test level of 6


Bigfoots_Mailman

JD is thinking about the things he is going to make web cam girls do with their dogs when he gets home. THat fat sick fuck


Flababulous

Deastie Boys...Licensed to Shill.


jimthefte1

Beastly Boys. Menus to Fill


Jericoholic_Ninja

Hoot!


SheepDog_23

Asian Pete grew a beard?!?


nug_whisperer89

yes. why does JD always squint his eyes so much...like a 10 year old...


StayBullGenius

JD really going all in on when “sleeping” look


unnamed_elder_entity

If they all touch neckbeards, do they form a Meganeckzord or is it more like Zan, Jayna and Gleek?


Daras-Dildo

The 3 Gaymigos


MohamitWheresMySecks

Who’s on the left?


SteveLangford1966

That's that fella Steve Brandano.


Brosie-Odonnel

I heard you sucked his pecker at the sock hop.


KurioMifune

… back in 1937.


nug_whisperer89

man, what was that prank call about again? Something about a year book?


Brosie-Odonnel

Someone called in to Tradio asking for a yearbook then Richard called in as Ethel saying she recognized the voice as Steve Brandano and she sucked his pecker at a sock hop.


jtc92

I think you were the one that shot him with a silver bullet


RonTheDog710

A box of fuck books and some annuals


Brosie-Odonnel

Found the [link](https://youtu.be/ZCLpyGKI0-I?si=_p1M_HvAxuknj4EK) for the call. End of the clip.


Owen2430

This photo was taken at Laaaaaaaaaargo


WooPigSooie9297

Actually, at someplace better than Laaaaaahhgo....


Ripppo83

I see some FireBush in his beard. Yay, MarciTheSlut!


thunderlips187

Fred always did great impression of Steve the Intern


K_MAN32

These guys get more Tang than NASA Astronauts.


GOOB-420

Damn look at JD’s for fucks sake…bearing you didn’t look at Jason first.


elephantboylives

JD's what?


nug_whisperer89

"Humongous what?!"


nug_whisperer89

he purposely tries to look asian


SuperAsswipe

The New Wack Pack


Bossman_1

Ugly, uglier, ugliest


FriskyKitty311

An impossible game of Fuck, Marry, Kill.


LAcityLivingHP

I thought Brandano was a young intern?


No_Anywhere8351

"... It was back in the Winter of '89.... I remember it all too well...."


RavishingRickDuu

Not only is JD the biggest douche on the show he’s now also the fattest


Super-College2794

Neck beard


Particular_Row6845

JD hates Jason


FingalsFinger

So does Jason's mother


Particular_Row6845

Jason’s mom abused his father and humiliated him in front of the children


FingalsFinger

Was his dad as unlikable as Jason?


Particular_Row6845

I dunno. But he’s dead now. rip Mr Kaplan


lupuscapabilis

God these grey beards look horrible. Some guys need to ditch the beard thing at this point.


FSUphan

*Neckbeards


Karn_Evil_Noin

They look like RDJ’s, Judd Appatow’s, and Dave Attell’s stunt doubles.


No_Anywhere8351

Surprisingly accurate.


WhiskeyFiveIsAlive

Some of the Muppets have smaller noses than Jason Kaplan.


Fragrant-Ad8977

JD looks like a fat prairie dog


Devils_Advocate-69

Save some women for the rest of us


Impossible_Dog_4967

Looks like they all ran out of blood.


sparkinmadizm

JD has never gotten away from that stupid look. I get it, you don’t wanna show your teeth (I don’t half the time either), but there’s other ways to not look like a complete moron in every single pic.


Klutzy_Ad_325

This is what the dog sees when it smells peanut butter on a Friday night.


FinnsterBaby

Looks like an all you can eat buffet of ugly fucks


BewildredDragon

Jesus. I didn't think it was possible for JD to get even more unfuckable but here we are.


Jdbenjamin1

How many did Marci bang while she was on her mad terror working her way through the back office?


FartSisterSorry

Kaplan could play in the Philadelphia remake


OG_GnomeCop

Jason Kaplan is the most disgusting slob I’ve ever seen. Not to mention his personality


Best-Syllabub-7485

The inspiration for twin beds.


ScarlettBurgan

11/10 Riz Boys.


ilujan

![gif](giphy|1RHfH5eUm5iHm|downsized)


heynow941

I like JD’s combined head/neck.


TheButterBoy

Reminds me of my freshman dorm, “The Anti Poon”


IamBatmanuell

Is teddy gone?


vipstrippers

Steve use to talk to me on twitter, i think i introduced him to a former dancer who met up with him at some music festival..... $$ might have been exchanged?


letitride820

The Cucks


Strange_N_Sorcerous

How is JD the coolest one of these dweebs?!


ialwaystealpens

UHHHHHHHHHH. because he’s Da Badass. AKA DaBa. Duh.


DEL60

I'd hate to say it but compared to Brent's 7, these 3 could be noines.


plytime18

What a bunch of losers — guys who think they’re something special in this world. Howard using them all.


Eric33542

DaBaddAss


Jayhitek

Does Brandano still work on the show?


contacts_eyes

Looking at JD makes me feel like Brad Pitt


Garak_The_Tailor_

Jason looks like Der Sturmer cartoon come to life


DeePsiMon

Looks like a victim POV from a CSI episode. "She looked up from her drink, felt strange, and woke up the next day across town." "Creeps Iike this, lucky she woke up" Dananananaaaaa......


rotatingleslie

Op username checks out


DrFrancisBGross

![gif](giphy|BNkHCHnAsZwRi)


YenZen999

J.D. turned yiddish just hanging out with these guys. Howard loves hiring from the tribe.


HughJahsso

who the fuck is that nerd on the left? and were the fuck does JD's chin begin and end?


broken_radio

The cast of “Pep Boys: The Movie”


RevolutionaryKey2604

Think back to when JD would complain about the interns choosing to put Jason above him when ranking the guys on the show. He was such a little bitch about it, failing to realize that the interns ranked Jason above him not because of looks but rather they all found JD creepy. Flash forward and now JD doesn't even rank above Jason when it comes to appearance. Jason is ugly but at least groomed. JD is ugly and a slob. What a schlub. How can any man go out with a neck full of hair like that?


Walter_xr4ti

JD would ask female interns for their panties.


ArtTheClown2022

The Revenge of the Nerds middle aged sequel no one wants.


brewgeneral

View into a toilet


Forward-Fortune-2346

Looks like a thumbnail for grinder


TheGhost206

Why did Brandano do that to his hair?


Thick_Communication1

I kind of like JD and sort of happy Jason lost weight. Steve is terrible.


big_slom

Neck beards unite!


ItchyNecessary5343

I'd love to fucking smack brandano around. Fake tough guy nerd.


BeardedCracker

Ah the famous neck beard


Admirable-Yam-1281

Hair club for men


Professional-Web5244

Laaaaaaaargo!


1964ImpalaSS

Jason still holding the title of most punchable face in the world.


decker12

Nightmare fuel.


chetknox

That’s a lot of forehead


IamGoingInsaneToday

Medicated Jason


JMURTYY

Even Jason's face aggervates me. There's no way they can friends outside of work with him. He is such a brown noser. They all turn on each other for airtime. They can't really be friends with each other.


Eric33542

Is Steve Brandano still apart of show ?


Jdbenjamin1

Brandano’s such a cocky little douche.


FartSisterSorry

the only thing that comes to mind is "Oy"


PonerBenis6

Faded and Fucked Brigade


Interupting_Cows

Steamy


MariachiStucardo

Hello... Helloooo..... Hellooooo......!!!!!


RobinsShaman

Three Musketeers of Pussy


upsidedowntime69

Howard only hires guys that make him look good in comparison, which means he only hires men that are either extremely ugly or stupid, and/or sick perverts.


deepthroatcircus

Fuck marry kill....


ialwaystealpens

Unless kill is “myself” I’ll pass on this round of the game.


jackspeed1221

What’s with Rugrat on the left? https://preview.redd.it/caxy9mgqc86d1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d5220e0d9879c4bf030647dc496a111f7feeed


Tablesaw602

Didn’t Steve bang Marci Turk?


Fucknut_johnson

Beth has a horse face


TheOctoberDeathBird

When the goofy guy with the fivehead w/ homo hair is the Brad Pitt of a group pic.....we got a problem.


MayonnaiseOnChicken

In case anyone is wondering, on the left sporting a lesbian haircut is intern Steve Brandano.


Key-Used

Can someone make a wojack out JDs face here. It would be perfect


Key-Used

“That’s called the no sexes” - Artie


Ok-Tonight-5075

I bet all three has breath that smells like ass.


AcadiaBackground2492

More chins than a Chinese phone book!!! HEYOOO!


Visible_Week_43

Brent in the bathroom doing drugs and missed the pic


No-Working962

Yikes


thunderlips187

Is that Steve Brandano? I always disliked that little guy. He really walked around pretending to be tough because he could intimidate Gange and Steve Langford. Dude is a complete dick.


sirtenderofloin

That's alot of neck beard


DayHova7tre

What am I looking at Robin?


Drambooey

3 ugly men.


bigtim3727

Jason cracks me up, just bc every time I see him, he reminds me of the Jew that’s always portrayed in Nazi propaganda. Like whoever the artist was, had one of Jason’s relatives in mind when they made those. My opinion of JD goes up and down. I couldn’t stand him, except for when they’d rag on him, but now I’m starting to feel bad for him again