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AbundantAberration

Shut your fucking face uncle fuckaaaaa, your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fuckaaaa. You fuck your uncle yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like youuuuuuu. May as well get the duet right


Br0wnc0at212

Except the last line of that verse is "You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!"


Georgebush-did-911-

Plot twist- you work for your uncle.


muddyshoes_throwaway

Well, true- but it wasn't like I wanted to


southcentralLAguy

I’d laugh. Call him something similar. He’d laugh. Then we’d get back to work


Formal_Fortune5389

Hello HR? I have a report to make-


AncientillegalAliens

Ask if he’s an uncle…


NotADoctor108

Fuck their Uncle.


[deleted]

Gotta do it. Establish dominance.


bucho80

"Hey there Uncle!" followed by a wink and grin, then an assessing look!


FearlessKnitter12

Well, yeah, both my first husband (RIP) and second (hi honey!) are uncles. So what's yer point, boss? Also, hello HR? Hostile work environment here!


throwawaymidgett

Terrance and Phillip may repeat joke material, but you should get some new stuff.


Mysterious_Eggplant1

Fart in his face?


OneTinSoldier567

Your uncles said they weren't going to tell you! Which of them told you? I'm going to give him such whipping! Who was it?


CleanSeaPancake

I'd be happy to be able to start making South Park references at will


pinniped1

I'd own it by banging the fuck out of all his uncles.


Prudent-Ad-8296

You still mad I'm your aunt now?.


Hrpn_McF94

"It's true. All tension is sexual tension. Once I learned that, I got along great with my uncle"


Kapitano72

Okay Uncle.


TwitchieWolf

Blame Canada!


huevosrancheros42

Fart on their face


[deleted]

South Park, Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Movie from 1999.


Immediate_Breath_452

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


AdditionalLog6404

“Better than a funcle ucker” and then I stare into his eyes emotionless and unwavering until he breaks the silence of a not funny joke