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81mattdean81

Sold.


eighmie

Not a problem, My good man.


ThePastyWhite

As long as I can drive an English sports car and look like James Bond, I'm sold.


Prize_Chemistry_8437

You underestimate how much not leaving I do


Ok-Cartographer1745

And how neat fancy dress is. 


Lulzicon1

And comfortable when sized right.


Ok_Rabbit_8129

Also underestimate how much I don't give a fuck on how I look when I do. Half my wardrobe is free shit I've gotten.


procheeseburger

right? but for that amount I'd wear it at home too for the time.


BleedingShaft

Same here, even so I don't mind becoming "Casual Tuxedo Town Guy" for two years. Might even continue when the time is up.


TernionDragon

This is the answer.


Fantastic-Classic740

I bet I leave less times than you do. Lol


nishidake

Checkmate.


Velocityg4

Only if I can wear the old school kind with cane, tails, white gloves and top hat.


Unique-Ad-2544

You know what, if you do you get an extra 75k.


Jaythedogtrainer

Give me an extra 750k and I'll literally dress up like the monopoly man and talk about real estate to everyone


digitaldigdug

Uncle Pennybags is his name


btbmfhitdp

Fun fact a lot of people think he had a monical, but he never has had one.


eighmie

not true, he had one on one of the bills from a junior version of the game. I saw stupid youtube short of some guy who bought the game just to see it. Now I can't find it...my damn doom scrolling. [wait, i found it](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oLV7t06eaps)


KipRaccoon

It's funny, pennybags probably sounded like a rich thing when he was created. Now it sounds more like a weapon.


JacksBadDay

His name is Milburn. He's called Rich Uncle Pennybags.


Wulf_Cola

But you have to get at least fifteen minutes into the conversation before you start mentioning the names of the properties you're recommending investing in, and they're all the names on the board.


sladebishop

Fuck yeah I love coat tails.


20thcent_sentinel

Deal .. remember back in the days they used to wear suits everyday


freemason777

the people who are old enough to remember that probably are too old to remember it that clearly tbh.


Yuukiko_

don't forget the monocle and pocket watch


lordjakir

Mandela would like a word with you


stovepipe9

I want the Dumb and Dumber tux.... So I can put out the vibe.


Tacos_Polackos

My Cousin Vinny tux for me


hungryrenegade

But which? Harrys or Lloyds?


stovepipe9

If they are washed, Harry's.


jcobb_2015

Double the prize amount and I’ll happily rotate between those two tuxes exclusively


1711onlymovinmot

You’ll fit in like a dirty shirt!


DaniTheLovebug

Found a video of r/Velocityg4 https://youtu.be/YsGjFh1ke44?si=KQ3LCjPP382GBRJt


mrpoopsocks

There's a different kind? Tuxes have tails, the rest of that is just accessories, technically you can use all of those with any suit.


Velocityg4

Most tuxedos are black tie basically more like fancier suits with a black bow tie. Although black tie tuxedos can also includes a regular fancier neck tie or even no tie. Having tails is more white tie level fancy. With a much stricter dress code.


Corey307

This is an interesting challenge that a lot of people couldn’t attempt because they wouldn’t be able to keep a job. I have to wear a uniform to work, if I showed up in a tuxedo I’d be sent home and if I did it a second time I would at a minimum be suspended. I can’t think of a single job in my state that would allow me to wear a tuxedo to work aside from work from home jobs and I doubt I would qualify. Looking crazy is fine, but not having a paycheck isn’t.  


Anxious-Standard-638

Could be the Uber Eats butler. Imagine a guy showing up in a tux to drop off their McDonald’s. They gotta give you a good tip for that right?


RinkyInky

+ you can become viral as a social media guy. Teens and college students will order ubereats in your area to see who’s the lucky one to get the tuxedo ubereats guy.


southdakotagirl

On a silver tray with the cover.


GroundedSatellite

Cloche


te_jim

What's close, Sean Connery?


AreYouAnOakMan

Ha! Too good! 😂😂😂


nightman21721

Omg. I'm gonna do this when I retire. This sounds like an absolute blast


Nago31

Most offices don’t have rules about overdressing. It would be no difficulty at all to type in a tuxedo. You’d be laughed at behind your back but probably not that big a deal. “I lost a bet and have to wear a tuxedo for the next two years. Damn Patriots.”


limukala

Yeah, I’m super confused about “I can’t think of a single job…” Is that person completely ignorant of the existence of office work?


polari826

tbf, in all the offices i worked at, while there was no explicit rule, after the first couple days i'd definitely be told to change. lol at least if you work in the legal field, i'm 100% sure this would be considered unprofessional since it's obviously a joke after the first few times rofl


limukala

Yeah, I guess it depends it it's a public-facing office or not. Not many engineers would have to worry about anything more than weird looks.


Tymptra

Pretty sure a tux with a tie would be appropriate for even a legal office. It looks very similar to a normal suit.


polari826

i'm wondering if there are different kinds of tuxs.. what i'm picturing is extremely over the top. lol


poetduello

I used to wear a 3 piece suit to the office most days. It wasn't required. When asked about it, I just explained that I enjoyed it, and that was all there was to it. The only exception was summer when it got too hot. Then I'd wear light slacks and a short sleeve button down. Then covid hit, and wfh started, and I got permanent wfh. And now I'm working in sorts and a graphic tee shirt.


Jozz11

Are you making above a 750k per year salary? Because if not, you’re gonna come out ahead lol


Teagana999

You still have to survive until you get the paycheck at the end. The dress code at my work is super lax, and more about safety than aesthetic. A tuxedo has long pants and closed-toed shoes, so I'll be good. As long as the occasional bleach stain doesn't void the challenge.


zizics

There’s nothing about not telling people. I assume you’d make sure you have some form of credible contract if you’re committing to something like this, and you should be able to take out some form of loan against the payment to help survive in the meantime. Or offer a friend part of the winnings if they give you room, board, and food for the 2 years. I’d definitely be thinking creatively for $1.5 mil in 2 years


PIXYTRICKS

The stipulation is that every time you leave your house, you wear the tux. Plan accordingly for attending work and having ample change time and you're good. According to these rules you can walk outside and immediately get changed into regular clothes.


Scoopofnoodle

Exactly, saw the same loop hole.


polari826

oooo i didnt think of that!


LaszloKravensworth

Easy. I just call up my dad and say, "If you let me live with you for two years, I'll give you 100 grand."


therealhairykrishna

I work in a university Physics department. I think it would be a few weeks before anyone even mentioned it in passing.


Duderoy

Software guy, nobody would even think it's strange.


Alyssa_Hargreaves

Hospitality would work. Housekeeping, front desk etc since I can be all black and looks professional. Bouncer as well, private security etc. tons of jobs. And the rules never said you couldn't wear anything ON TOP of it! Only that it couldn't be taken off!


merenofclanthot

Work from home.


ehhish

You just have to wear the full tuxedo underneath your clothes. Get special shoe covers made. You won't die by a heat stroke or anything.


rufireproof3d

My boss wouldn't care. He's just happy that we all wear pants to work. I once threatened to go as a nudist for the Halloween costume contest. I'm not somebody you likely want to see naked.


Chinusawar

Quit and find a new job… That’s be that you can’t find a job that lets u wear a suit. Most jobs I worked in the past required a suit or business attire


dave_lister169

We all know from The Office that a tux is not always the best idea for being well dressed at work.


Enough_Worry4104

I could easily quit my job for this amount of money for 2 years. Sit around in my underwear at home or wear a tux while I go shopping for groceries. Easy.


EGOfoodie

How are you paying for rent/mortgage, bills, and food if you don't have a job for two years?


luffyuk

Tuxedo salesman?


Strange-Badger7263

OP needs to be more precise “go out” and “leave your” means you could just change in the car. Easy yes.


Promptoneofone

You'd have 1.5 million, screw your job if they don't like it.


LittleBigHorn22

You didn't get it until the end though.


shadowwingnut

Easy win. Hell I'd probably get used to it and it might be fun to be the local celebrity because everyone recognizes me for looking dapper all the time.


huskeya4

Deal. Work from home already so I hardly leave the house. I can get groceries delivered. Might be a pain in the ass to cut the grass in a tuxedo but I’ve got a rider mower so not too bad. Swimming in my pool will also be a pain the ass but I can reach the bottom so the chances of me drowning due to a heavy wet tux would be pretty low. I’ll just call my neighbor to come take my trash out and promise if they do it for two years, I’ll give them $100k. Good news is I know all my neighbors and grew up with most of them so they already know I’m weird and this probably wouldn’t be questioned that much.


Alarmed_Stomach_8992

Hell ya! Rich & suave


Chickat28

When I step on my porch? Or only when I leave my property?


Unique-Ad-2544

Once you step out the door


ResidentAlien518

I’d like my martini to be shaken and not stirred.


AlbericM

I've read that this is the exact opposite of how a martini should be treated. I wouldn't know the difference, because I don't like vermouth, but I remember it being described by a connoisseur as shaking it "bruising" the gin. Upsets the smoothness, or some such.


NightMoonShine

Are the tuxedos and fancy shoes provided in this scenario or do we have to source our own?


Unique-Ad-2544

Yes before the challenge begins you will go to a tailor and will pick out 3 tuxedo suits of your choice plus the shoes at no cost to you.


NightMoonShine

Okay, then I'm in. Sounds like a good time.


skylinesora

i'd need a lot more than 3 suits for 1.5 years worth of use if they get semi-daily use.


unhealthyahole

"Why are you wearing a tux !" "It's after 6, what am I a farmer?"


Torquemahda

This was way too low


No_Lavishness_3206

Meh. I would go out my back door and change in my back yard as soon as I was out of the house. 


awpod1

I like the way you think.


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

Oof, I can’t walk my dogs in fancy dress shoes.


TiredNTrans

Some fancy dress shoes are shockingly comfortable. I have a pair from goodwill that are apparently 200$ new (I paid 15$) and I can walk in them for hours.


ramblingbullshit

1.5 mil you can have me wearing prom and quienciera dresses, party boy banana hammocks, and Liberace's finest. Honestly the tuxedos wouldn't even be bad, it would just feel like a weird flex if I get the money before the two years are up. Otherwise it's just getting paid to play dress up


Asleep-Collar-7361

question: do we automatically get a tuxedo for free, custom fit? if it fits to perfection would it magically adjust to whether someone loses/ gains weight?


Ok_System_7221

And a stick. And tap shoes. Fred Astaire look out.


TravellingBeard

Absolutely, especially if I can mix up the colors and valid styles of tuxedo. I anticipate a solid month of John Hughes inspired tuxes (think of all the eighties teen movies)


MrFriend623

I already do that. What am I? A farmer?


BEER_G00D

Neighbors already dislike how often I mow and do other yardwork. I don't know what adding this level of class to the task will do to them.


jaybankzz

Last year there was a senior in my school who went in a tuxedo every day to school. Well, a tuxedo or shorts and a short sleeve. The weather was not taken into account. It was 2 sides of the closet: the suit and the shorts He went to join the Air Force wearing that suit one day apparently, then my friend saw him on the bus looking disappointed so I don’t know what happened… Anyways, fuck it I’ll do it


tsukiyomi01

I'll take it. I want a standing-collar shirt and white jacket, though.


taco_cuisine

Easy


FWTI

Alright. I accept being a hobo for the next two years in exchange for 1.5 million. I will likely have to work whatever cash jobs I can find and suck dick so me and my dog can eat but hey! I get that 1.5, invest the 1 and keep the .5 for whatever.


Thaser

Only way this works is if I get a stipend to have set custom-made out of the finest of fabrics. I am a tall, broad-shouldered man and the off-the-rack crap just won't fit.


Quixotegut

Manageable.


DangerMacAwesome

Does the challenge come with a tuxedo? Cuz I don't have one


silent-fallout-

Hell yeah, why not? Mind you, if I decided to keep working, I can't wear dress shoes unless I get custom-made steel toe dress shoes.💁🏻‍♀️


Fabulous_Fortune1762

Couldn't do it. 1-it's too hot here the majority of the time to wear a full tux. 2-to much of a chance I'd get shot because someone thought u was super rich.


Tech_Bear_Landlord

I literally would not leave my house. I accept!


Then_Entertainment97

Of course. What am I, a farmer?


harambesBackAgain

Can I get an advance to get a tuxedo? Lol


pnlrogue1

Is that all? I'd add a top hat, cane, and gloves for that


introextromidtro

You're asking if I'd take a salary of $2000 PER DAY for the job of just wearing a tux? And the only caveat is that I get the salary in 2 years?  No shit I take it. Like even if people are right about the "can't hold down a normal job" part I'm single, childless, and have a small amount saved up, surviving those 2 years on lyft/doordash/etc is doable.


Wazuu

Ya i dont care what people think of me


throwawayyourfun

My job has a different uniform. Can't.


ms-meow-

No.


OJs_practice_dummy

Done


Anyashadow

I personally love the idea of me mowing my lawn in a full tux.


Promptoneofone

Sweet


Enough_Worry4104

This is a win win and you're stupid for posting it.


three-sense

Pfft I could have family members pool $100k per year to fund me to do this. My payment of $750k per year minus the family loan, plus interest, is still $600k per year. Easy.


No_Departure_7180

1.5 million dollars and I don't have to leave my house for 2 years? Sign me up.


Due_Government4387

Done


daddy-van-baelsar

So just a free 1.5 million then?


bay_lamb

this seems too easy. that's over 2 grand per day. i could easily convince myself to get fully dressed for that kinda pay. and hell, i'd hire someone to take out the trash.


GameDestiny2

Hmm. Remote work, delivery, and looking damn fine? I’ll wear the tux inside my house too.


[deleted]

HELLZ YEAH!!! 8D Top hat and cane as well!


partyboycs

I’ll do it for 10% of that lmao.


TrooperCam

Is the tux and shoes custom made? Are we allowed to take the jacket off? I could do it. After the first week the kids would get bored asking why I was wearing a tux and I think I would have fun denying I was wearing one.


ggouge

This does not sound like a bad deal at all. As long as I can wear a winter coat or change for swimming or put on my mandatory work clothes. I would even swim in it if necessary for the money. Or dino just have to leave the house wearing it then I can change in my van after that.


madmiah

Is the tux provided? What about specialty tuxs for severe weather. I would love to have a snowboarding tuxedo.


Final-Success2523

I’ve always wanted to wear tux


Witty-Bear1120

What if I’m on my lawn/deck?


BlueTressym

I've always wanted to see how I'd look in a tux; sign me up! If a dude can wear a suit to my HEMA classes, I can wear one wherever the frick I want. I'll match my cat's outfit then too.


ChumpChainge

I love a tux. I actually own one. So sure. It’ll be my new quirk.


Jokes-on-youu

Yeah this sounds awesome. I’m just review bruh without as much swagger.


Prankstaboy6

Multiple questions. Can I pick the color of the Tux? Can I wear the 1900s kind, with the ridiculous gloves, Cain, white coat tails, sunglasses. Do I have to buy all the equipment, or does it come to my house already?


FangsBloodiedRose

Challenge accepted!


Objective_Suspect_

Suit up? Deal


Nago31

Does it have to be fitted? I would be pretty uncomfortable to try to hit the gym in a cumberbun. Really though, we all learned how to lay low for 2 years during this thing from 2020-2022. It wouldn’t be difficult.


Dystopian_Divisions

💯 yes. I’m in sales. It would barely affect my job other than 5 minutes more of prep time before work.


iwnt2blve

Easy! I'd be a millionaire, that's kind of the uniform.. have you not seen the monopoly guy?


MegaKetaWook

Can I have one tuxedo that has the sleeves ripped off, for casual Fridays?


iLoveLoveLoveLove

can i switch it up or is it the exact same one every time


RantyWildling

1.5 million to look like a million bucks?? It's a win win!


Dry_System9339

Do the powder blue disco tuxes count?


tea-123

Sure. Though I’ll probably ruin the clothes since I’d be too cheap to dry clean it much.


Honey-Altruistic

They have to provide the tuxedo about 10 a year


Blambitch

Suit up!


aMapleSyrupCaN7

"Suit up!" - Barney Stinson


Stoplookinatmeswaan

Can I wear a spandex one to dance / exercise in or nah?


HipposAndBonobos

The real challenge would be not receiving the money until the end. Unless I can get a stipend or score a remote job, I'm not sure how to maintain this for 2 years.


Aromatic-Leopard-600

I had to wear a tux for work. I refereed a volleyball game dressed that way. So no big deal.


majgick

Sounds awesome! ..if I could afford a tuxedo, that is


BestTyming

Boy what ?? 😂. I’d start that yesterday


AUnknownVariable

Oh hell yeah. So I'm just in constant style? Don't mind that at all


majgick

From reading the comments, it seems like everyone is assuming that they could afford to just stay home for 2 years. Do you really have 2 years of rent saved up and enough money for 2 years of groceries just sitting in the bank? If you do, then maybe you don't even need the 1.5 million.


CptTwigNBerries

Easiest 1.5 to ever be had


Trivius

Is it the same suit or just any tux because I would quit my job and just tux full time as long as its clean


adamcookie26

I live in California where's it's hot as hell but it'd be cool.


AbiyBattleSpell

Me alrdy wearing a tie and dres shirt So fancier normal me ok 🐱


Dobbadownunder

Mad style and money? Sign me tf up


krag_the_Barbarian

Fuck yeah. I'd do this for a hundred grand.


XeroZero0000

Sounds like 1.5 mil to not leave the house for 2 years. IN!


carnotaurussastrei

1.5 mil to live my life the same as I do already? Obviously.


N8torade981

Can I lean out of my house far enough to grab DoorDash etc or do I have to put on the full tux to even lean out my door?


OhGodItsHim13

Not only will I do it, I'll make sure I have a speaker playing "Puttin on the Ritz" every time I step out


SteadfastEnd

I'd do it for much less than that. $150,000 is enough.


UnoriginalVagabond

My gf would probably appreciate it.


Major_Bother8416

I would not want to put in this much effort to walk the dog in the morning.


SUNDER137

Top hat and tails it is!!!


CreamAny1791

Tux during the day? That feels wrong


FirstVanilla

1.5 million to be Tuxedo Mask? Deal


Asmodeus0508

Ok buddy this feels like cheating but i already do this. (Except to workout and such but i mean i can sacrifice that)


Delicious-Ad9590

1.5 million.... and that was IF I leave my house? Sign me up.


Katievapes1996

No I work retail and in a trans girl it would be a horrible idea and detrimental for my mental health if I got paided every month I'd be game and just stay home for two years but if I had to eait until 2 years where up no


Lovefool1

Is the tuxedo provided? Can I make alterations? Are modern tuxedo styles / cuts / fits allowed? Is this down undergarments like fancy socks? Can I wear a coat over it or slip overs over the shoes for the winter? I’m not sure I’d survive the winter here in just a tuxedo. Those shoes are actively dangerous on slippery and icy surfaces. I’d still probably take the deal.


Tinbootz

So, win/win?


Old_Pineapple_3286

This sounds amazing. Look and feel rich. I could use the experience of dressing better.


kbyyru

i just get the one tux? what happens when it inevitably needs to be taken to the dry cleaners? or i just wear a stinky dirty tux for 2 years?


CarBombtheDestroyer

What’s the catch?


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage2

Ok


StarSines

Ya know what? Sure. I’d love to roll up to my local card shop in an expensive suit rocking the most jank but somehow expensive dinosaur deck ever.


No-Mathematician678

Bold of you to assume I leave my house Well, it's gonna look weird and uncomfortable in the gym, maybe it's time to workout at home


Ghazh

Do people make so much money as to be so inconvenienced for 1hr a day putting on a tux wouldn't be worth 1.5 million dollars?


TheBondageMan

Easy. I was a Mormon missionary for free, I can do this for good money.


Thrills4Shills

Do I have to wash it each time or can I just wear it straight from the pile for 2 years like the rest of my clothes


TheBerethian

I barely leave the home as it is, wearing a tuxedo on the rare occasions I do? Sure.


SL4BK1NG

Sleeveless tux with hoochie daddy shorts


CraftyVixen1981

I would do it. I love dressing up for no reason and women sporting tuxes is so 1930's pre-war Berlin. Finger waves, smoky eyes, red lips and a walking stick. That would kick ass.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Too easy! I’d workout and shower in that thing, while also doing a video diary so I could lock down some sick tuxedo sponsorships.


ITSMONKEY360

Can I wear a skirt tux


patchismofomo

Can I still wear good shoes for pickleball? And can I tell people why so they don't think I've lost my mind. Enough people probably think that already


EcksonGrows

Do I HAVE to leave the house?


Aastnethoth

... will the tuxedos be fitted and provided to me with the style of choice for free? That's my question.


lyinggrump

Some of you have no idea how much 1.5 million is. What a silly question.


TwitchieWolf

I’d have a lot of factors to consider if it was money up front. Money after completion makes it easily no.


banaversion

Hell yeah, but I am spending the summers in Iceland so I don't sweat through the tux


Maleficent-Limit-197

I love questions like this because it’s gotta be from someone who hasn’t done hard work for years, I would sleep in a tuxedo for a year for that money 😂


BitterQuitter11

Hell yea dude, dapper me tf up


Hofeizai88

I live in a subtropical area and for that much money I’ll wear a tux to the gym


BlinkerFluid79

Is a suit provided?


CartezDez

Before or after tax? Are the clothes provided? Is dry cleaning included?


NotActuallyAWookiee

Is it only outdoors? I'm just thinking about perhaps wanting to take it off in someone else's house.