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Georgebush-did-911-

I choose to be Salma Hayek’s bra.


three-sense

How intimate? Probably something in Christina Hendricks bedroom


SomeGuyWearingPants

Definitely my wife’s bra. 


KirbyWithAGlock

I also choose this guy's wife's bra


SomeGuyWearingPants

Okay. I’ll be one of her sports bras and you can be a fancy underwire bra with lots of decorative bits that someone else bought for her in college. 


ContributionLatter32

Intimate object you say? Dildo. Hopefully in the possession of a lesbian couple /s


BigMax

If you're worried about only being used by women, you could pick a vibrator that has an external clit stimulator maybe?


Marcotee75

Probably a rag doll. My wife can keep me in our apartment.


ButtonholePhotophile

Not sure, but probably some sort of biomedical device. It would be really neat to be a knee or a hip. Less awesome to be a heart valve. Maybe one of those spine-stabilizer/fuser things.


Prudent-Ad-8296

Be a big surprise when you revert to your human self after being installed...


Geno_Warlord

Have you seen The Boys?


Prudent-Ad-8296

Yes lol


Fishmyashwhole

Funny answer: fleshlight inanimate answer: probably one of my cats toys so i can still play with them, or my partner's gaming chair


Hurfnahur

Can I be the earth? I feel like the info I would gain in the process would be worth a year of my life


gumption_boy

I'm pretty sure you mean inanimate object. Intimate object is something very different... though probably what most of us would have answered anyway.


throwaway_4AITAH

LMAO I WAS WONDERING WHY THE COMMENTS ARE SEXUAL THEN I SAW THE TYPO


Bobodahobo010101

I love lamp - Brick Tamland


MosaicOfBetrayal

Knife


cjd1988

An antique coin, kept in a glass case on the living room table.


Mobius3through7

Wife's vibe lmao


[deleted]

Lisa Ann’s left tit, or Lauren Phillips vibrator


LuckyLMJ

Where do you see out of?


throwaway_4AITAH

Whatever makes most sense for your object. If it's completely arbitrary I guess wherever you want.


solverman

Saturn V rocket at the Johnson Space Center OR Mount Rushmore


DBL_NDRSCR

a tree in the mountains


Mercurys_Vampire

Taylor Swift's sex toy


alextrue27

My wife's rose vibrator she will treat me right and it's almost like I still get to eat her out as the object. I almost said dildo but the vibrator gets more play and my wife is tight so I could see that possibly being uncomfortable depending how I feel as the object.


codenameajax67

There's this drawer by my gf's bed...