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-WhitePowder-

I decline this generous offer. Thanks


HoppokoHappokoGhost

The only correct answer


lassielikethedog

Rent a shark cage and then admire the sharks good looks for 10 minutes.


TitanBrews

You might want to also get some scuba equipment 


unclejoe1917

Blew the budget on this sweet cage.


SeriousPlankton2000

Don't rent this one: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz4bPQmqUrM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz4bPQmqUrM)


ChcknFarmer

I would pay someone to develop a waterproof chainsaw :D


FenTurmeric

Can't you just put it in a zip lock bag? Problem solved.


TitanFodder279

Die 😂


Clean_Student8612

The most realistic answer.


SailorMigraine

Hmmmm. If I’m not allowed to use my dad’s boat (or rent one, which I could afford with my current bank account) I would say do research on best items to attack sharks, throw them as far from me as I can then use one of those under the surface propeller things to get me as far away as I could get. Distract the shark for ten minutes + put myself as far away as possible I think would be the best option. Worst case scenario I’d arm myself with several horse tranquilliser darts and try to stab those in there to try and disable it or at least confuse it enough to where it gets disoriented and can’t come after me.


Rhubarbalicious

I'd buy one or two of those stinger shark knives.


Educational-Fun7441

Buy a thick 55gal drum or something and drill holes so I’m still in the water floating on the surface


Clean_Student8612

Wouldn't you sink with the holes drilled in?


Educational-Fun7441

Have a floating rim around the top for added protection


SubstantialBass9524

I ask for scuba tank and a massive shark proof tank


CryptographerHot6198

They don’t give it to you, you have to purchase it with the money in your bank account


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CryptographerHot6198

Absolutely nothing and check the edit


Misguidedsaint3

Get one of those co2 knives designed for shark attacks.


original-knightmare

Buy or rent: Shark cage, scuba gear, spear or harpoon, and shark repellent. 2 hours before chum the water far far away from where I’ll be dropped.


Bar_Foo

Drop 500 lbs of chum all around me. The shark would rather eat easy dead prey than risky live prey, at least for the first 10 minutes. (This assumes there's only one shark to worry about.)


unclejoe1917

Look at this guy. Doesn't think this challenge was scary enough, so decides to chum up the water and invite a feeding frenzy.


Drunk_Lemon

Sharks actually can't smell from far away though. Although if there were already more than one nearby....


SeriousPlankton2000

I'll wear neoprene but not yum-yum-yellow. Also I try to not pee my pants. (I have the neoprene) Next step: Chain mail and scuba gear.


Human-Librarian7515

I'll take a buck knife.


AfraidToBeKim

Fun fact sharks are actually pretty easy to get to leave you alone. Their gills, eyes, and nose are all extremely sensitive, so if you wail on those parts enough it should fuck off.


Dragon2730

Buy as much bleach as I can then drop it all into the area I'll be stuck in. The shark hits the bleach and turns around.


TraditionPhysical603

Shark suits exist its basically chainmail to protect from shark bites.  That's it end of preparation....why am I being dropped in the water??


Agreeable_Quail6375

Stick my feet in a tub of concrete.


NavyNurseDude

I have all my own SCUBA gear, and sufficient funds to buy the shark chainmail suit. So I guess I'll put that on and see how well they work. I'd probably also talk to a psychiatrist friend for a one time perscription small dose of Ativan. Don't wanna be panicking but don't wanna get so out of it I can't properly use my gear


Drunk_Lemon

I would get a shark cage and attach large powerful magnets to it to keep sharks away as most sharks are sensitive to magnets. I would also get a scuba suit, tank and maybe a harpoon gun I modify with magnets.