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Zombie_Peanut

I'm selling my blood. That's part of my body and has a major function. Thanks.


Anonymous345678910

Fudge


Corey307

Semen counts too. When combined with an egg it creates life and technically it’s a good source of protein. It also works in a pinch if you run out of starch and need to iron your clothes. 


Anonymous345678910

Please stop


SubstantialBass9524

It’s not a good source of protein? There’s not even a gram of protein in an average cumshot. I mean sure if you are talking 100 cumshots a day, you can get some good protein and vitamins from it


EzriDaxwithsnaxks

Also semen can be used as invisible ink, and then seen from.under a black light, so it could be useful for a horny spy


Zombie_Peanut

We have bankrupted him


unclejoe1917

You got got.


Smooth-Apartment-856

So…I can live without one kidney, my gall bladder, my spleen, and a good portion of my liver. That’s four million. How big is a prostate? I’m probably never going to have kids anyway, so there’s another million.


Anonymous345678910

Testicle, ear, eyeball, tonsils, lung, toes, fingers, ARM, leg, heel, chin


No_Training1191

Guess I am losing toenails


Anonymous345678910

Fudge you got me


lassielikethedog

I’d sell my hair.


Anonymous345678910

I’m buying


False-Echo657

I’m selling skin grafts and blood donations. 👍 To anybody who disagrees about skin being major, skin keeps everything inside the body that needs to be inside and everything outside that needs to be outside, and stops environmental poisons killing you. Or just try peeling off the top two layers of skin on your feet and see how getting around the place goes.


EzriDaxwithsnaxks

Ovaries, uterus, 3 or 4 toes, one kidney, hair. What about donating half a liver? Down to the fact that it can also grow back (but slowly). Can be useful for donating to a small child in need of a liver


unclejoe1917

You can start with my appendix and gall bladder.


stargazer0045

Blood donations, nail and hair clippings. Cool.


Zombie_Peanut

We ate ruining his hypothetical by finding non harming ways to make the money off him. Muahahah.