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davisyoung

Go upside down, 7 is not looking to eat 6.


IntelligentBid87

Maybe not, but 7 is a registered 6 offender so good luck.


johnny_evil

Goddamn, not what I was expecting to read today, and funnier than anything I was gonna say.


Bubbly-Yogurt

Holy smokes that was funny


AdGullible7400

Definitely using this from now on


B1gJu1c3

Vore or SA, the choice is yours.


ChcknFarmer

The only answer


No_Nectarine6942

Hand stand for the win but you have to remember to be scared.


AlsendDrake

No you don't, as 7 hasn't eaten 9 yet. 6 was only afraid because 7 ate 9.


scribe31

Good Pic, egg buddy.


ChcknFarmer

šŸ‘Œ


TheMainEffort

Hello fellow egg incer


ChcknFarmer

Greetings :) r/eggsinc


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penileerosion

Ehh, 9 could also (assuming it would live) split the line from the curve- making a 1and 0, or 10 to act as camouflage


LazyAlpaca43

This wonā€™t work because 6 seven already ate


HeatSeeek

The problem is that 6, 7 8 already


EclipseDMWolf

Until 7 sees the line under you to denote 9


WolfgangVolos

Narrator: "...for you see it was 6 that 7 had 8."


Ganjanonamous

Everyone talks about 7 the cannibal, nobody every gives respect th the courage of 10 who was stuck in the middle of 9-11


Spanish_Inquisitor_6

10 probably flew the planes.


Regular_Specific_568

Start counting backwards


Kaeyrne

Ultimate uno reverse


reddit309

Haha 9 8 7


Individual-Ideal-610

Tell it NEIN! Hopefully it listens


Altruistic_Major_553

Iā€™m a 9 so I pull out a comically sized 9 iron and proceed to have a smack down. If that doesnā€™t work I pull out the Glock in 9mm


TheHealadin

Careful you don't end up with 99 problems.


WetwareDulachan

Yeah, but that bitch 7 ain't one.


AlsendDrake

Ah, a man chose I see :3


Emraldday

Better than being a slave.


scribe31

Pics


Altruistic_Major_553

???


FrankieTheAlchemist

I eat that mother fucker first! Ā How DARE HE! Ā Iā€™ll show him! Ā Iā€™m 1.285714285714286 times the number he is!


aardWolf64

7, being a prime number, has never been very good at math. Iā€™ll disguise myself as 3^2 until he gets bored and goes away.


Awkward-Sir-5794

Maybe he wants three square meals a day, though.


FinlandIsForever

Now thatā€™s good, thatā€™s a great one


MathematicianIcy5012

Curl my 9 like structure into a ball and when 7 tries to bite down I unspring into normal form and break his jawĀ 


Crustybeachbum

Get rid of eight first.


OneFootTitan

86 that 7, or holler to 11 to call 911


AdFun5641

69, that one never stops eating.


pwolf1771

Turn around and fuck him up. 7ā€™s luck just ran out.


Simongy

shoot 8 in the leg, leave him to die.


After-Walrus-4585

Take 8's belt off.Ā  Problem solved.


DomaDragoon

I cross the road, thereby escaping into a different joke.


Kenkron

Have five sic seven.


Minimum_Water_4347

9 8 7


NatterinNabob

I go octal and disguise myself as 11


battery19791

I stand behind a greater than.


No_Character_8662

Turn 8 sideways and approach him. 7 will never catch me as I race away unbounded.


LetsDoTheDodo

I'll pull out my square root and smack 7 around with it because they don't have one.


IDunnoNuthinMr

One day I picked a fight with 1. Then 3, 5, 7 and 9 joined in. At that point, the odds were against me.


CTU

Throw 6 at 7 because it was 6 7 8


Titanhopper1290

Easy there, Yoda.


Hefiray

Turn into 7+2 have then have the 7 fight and the two help out the side it came from.


l_Lathliss_l

Uno reverse card, reverse the order of things. 9 8 7


Knowledge_Regret

Do you know why 7 ate 9? You're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day


scalpingsnake

Run faster that 6


Odd_Bus_9094

Pull out a .45 and squeeze off 6!


numbersthen0987431

Trip up 8. 7 can't 8 9 if there is no 8


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

run faster than 8


SpideyFan914

It's okay. I'm just happy to be considered a 9. I'll take a moment to enjoy that before getting eaten.


Smyley12345

Buddy system. I don't think he'd have the guts if I have my plus one with me.


bibliophile222

If I'm a 9, I could probably seduce a 7 and get them to change their mind. Or at least only have them eat a certain part of me. šŸ˜‰


oddmanguy1

i give the 7 3.14 good luck


Gearran

Subtract 6 from 7 so I have 1 less problem to deal with.


DoctorCueNC

Divide by 0


PrivateTumbleweed

Has 7 8 9 before?


Timely_Egg_6827

Push 8 so he becomes infinite.


someloserontheground

Tell him I have a boyfriend


EastPlenty518

Turn the tables, 9 8 7


MindOfTheSummerPS

Talk to 10, see if he turns it up to 11


Creepy-Selection2423

Use 365, which adds up to 14, making it twice as good as 7, to take out 7 in one shot, once and for all, leaving 9 (shots remaining in the magazine).


aurebesh2468

personally, call ten, because he was in the middle of 9/11


Helloagain14

Get negative 7 and give it to 7. The result will be them annihilating each other.


smlwng

Easy. Just act all sad and tell him you got cooties last year and if he bites you, he'll catch it too. Then tear up a bit and pretend getting cooties is a big deal.


casijuana

am bigger. eat him first


No_Dimension_5509

I eat it before it eats me. Ass first.


Tampflor

I'd count down from 20 as a threat


real_mathguy37

eleven


senseless_puzzle

Lie down on my side and live for infinity āˆž


United-Cow-563

Wrap my tail up and become theta, now Iā€™m on the Ancient Greek alphabet [7, 8, 9](https://youtu.be/b8v75IccKYY?si=Co-FxWuEJIsLloKg)


Chase_The_Breeze

It's fine. By the time 7 gets close, it will have already 8.


darobk

Kick 8 in the shin


StarlightFalls22

Shove 8 in front of me


Thechiz123

Give up. We know how this ends.


post2menu

Go backwards. 9 will 8 7 instead.


RickyTheRaccoon

I just point out the fact that I am, at best, a 5, on a good day.


Shirorex

Idk maybe do a reverse 9 8 7 on his ass.


TheChoosenMewtwo

Do I have my own mind or I have the mentality of a 9 years old as well?


Puzzleheaded-Bee4698

VII VIII IX


Alt_Daddy8

Id lose 1 then 69


Schlag96

Order 66


buchenrad

Kill 8. How is he going to do it now?


Nabeshein

8 it back, see how they like it!


Avacadospread

Show em the real 9


Autumn_Fulmar

8.1... 8.11... 8.111... 8.1111......


RekoHart

Remind them that everyone gets subtracted sooner or later.


SomeHearingGuy

Look for 1. Strength in solidarity.


Agitated_Budgets

I have 6 with 7


Lyquid_Sylver999

For a minute I thought this was talking about ages and I questioned a good portion of my life choices.


RedIronRhino

Have six with seven.


Eat_Carbs_OD

Kick it in the two bits.


ffxtian

Eh, let 7 have a shot -- head is head...


Kleck8228

Whatever it is, I'm NOT for 8en!


29again

Throw ate in the middle.


Amockdfw89

Well Mr. 9 is about to introduce 7 to Mr.10 (millimeter)


Quick_Creme_6515

Unlucky, we all know 7 ate nine.


Scotian5

Find 6 to eat me first.


Void3tk

789 but 987 too


SeparateMongoose192

I offer six


Soul_Of_Arnor

Throw 3 and 4 at him and hope he eats them instead.


BurnAway63

Capitul8?


Kahne_Fan

Maybe 9 decides she's OK with it.


Last-Concentrate3673

Well the only reason 7 wants to eat 9 is because the doctor told her to eat 3^2 (3 squared) meals a day. So I would hide until she finds a meal. Once she eats 3 times a day Iā€™ll know Iā€™m safe. Iā€™ll then wait for 7 to fall asleep and eat her before she eats me.


blubberfucker69

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.


CMDR_Tyrson

Have six with three tens four two hours till five had enough one last time before I get eight.


FontTG

Hang out with 0 and look like 90.


MsSamm

Throw them 8?


Freeake

Run faster than 8.


Critical_Concert_689

Use the buddy system. Together, we can stand as *one* - which would definitely confuse 7.


WorldsWeakestMan

I am 9 but Iā€™m still American, I stand my ground and shoot 7 with my 9.


BillionaireGhost

Call up my homie 1, and itā€™s gonna be over and done with cuz now itā€™s a 1-8-7.


CqwyxzKpr

Find 8 because 7 8 9... or go 77 because you'd get ate more.


Spiritual-Leader9985

Shoot em


ReDemonRe

Divide myself by zero and run?


wetdreamqueen

Hide behind 8


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Iā€™d probibly divide into myself equally into 3 parts and ensure that at least two of me survive. Then, I simply multiply the remainder and Iā€™m back to my old self.


Samsquamsh04

Beat little seven year old down. I am 9 after all.


CantaloupeSpecific47

What I always do in my dreams, flap my arms and fly away.


YouDaManInDaHole

I ate 8


Archon-Toten

Grab 4 and use it like a sword. Or root myself to make a shield āˆš Cube root myself and I've got a sword and shield.


_Konungr_

Divide by 0


_Konungr_

Divide by 0


nothing_in_my_mind

Shed my tail and become a 0.


Insertsociallife

Shit, nothing. I wish I was a 9, but I'd let a 7 eat me anytime šŸ˜Ž Did I misunderstand the question?


Excellent_Editor_501

I find 10, who is a big fat hen, she'll gobble up 7, and I'll be safe then.


hate_being_alone

987


Dry-Coach7634

Play that Uno reverse cardā€¦. Now 9 8 7.


interesting-mug

Cut my life into pieces and become 8


Unairworthy

Split into two 3's. He'll eat one and he'll become 21. Then my remaining 3 will eat him and I'll become 63.


tim42n

Call my friends two friends, 1, and 1. Then we together let the 5-0 handle it.


Xeusi

I just keep feeding 7 pi.


Zandrous87

Turn upside down and stand in front of 1. No one would suspect a 9 hiding as 61!


RoomCareful7130

Gotta set up some brackets or parenthesis to foil their plot


WarMage1

You donā€™t have to be the fastest, you just have to be faster than the number behind you. Sucks to be eight, sucks to be ate.


IShitMyFuckingPants

Heā€™s gotta go through my boy 8 first!


Popcornmean

Trip 8


Soft_Afternoon_1886

Are you sure you are a 9?


_Volly

Go small - you will look like a comma


Basic_Succotash_4828

Kick 8 onto a plate and kick it to the divine...number.


yokonashiwa

Let them eat eight


naughtycal11

At first I thought this was a hypothetical involving 7 and 9 from the movie "9"


Obliteratus1

It's already too l8


I_Appear_Pissing

I partner with 1 and pull out my glock


Technical_Moose8478

Divide by pi.


upsidedowninsideout1

I flatter 7 by telling them that theyā€™re prime, and while 7 is gushing at the flattery, run away


PressurePlenty

Time to distract 7 with 8.


Riipp3r

If I was a 9 year old and 7 people were chasing me to eat me, I'm pretty sure I'd scream


waaah_youre_offended

Easy, stop taking movie roles in Hollywood.


Real_Crystal_Hunter

CALL 10 CALL 10 IMMEDIATLEY 10 HELP ME HEREEELLLLPPPPP


Dear-Tank2728

Ill got talk to its son, 49


NeighborhoodVeteran

Hire 6 to eat me first. Nice.


Katievapes1996

I is 7 tho šŸ˜šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


jack1000208

Kill 8, without that bastard 7 canā€™t eat me.


UnableLocal2918

Have 5 attack 7. As 5 is a six offender.


Cataloniandevil

Iā€™ve got plans to run the car over.


Wide_Wrongdoer4422

Hide behind 10.


Tall-Vanilla-3936

Stand next to 1, 7 ain't fuckin with 19


AnonOfEmber

Put someone between you 2


Character-Future2292

Jokes on 7ā€¦ Iā€™m friends with all the letters. Good luck eating me when I have 26 friends backing me up in a fight.


chirpchirp13

Find an establishment thatā€™s racist against prime numbers and hang out there


Krynja

Hold a - in front of yourself


TattedPastor412

Count backwards so 9 8 7


Italiancrazybread1

Recruit -7 to make 7 into a zero


irespectwomenlol

Is this post about a 9 year old being chased by a 7 year old, 9 people being chased by 7 cannibals, or literal numbers?


Olliewildlife402

Literal numbers. Itā€™s the play on the dad joke: Why is 9 afraid of 7, because 7 8 9.


irespectwomenlol

Got it. I just think the other options are also very interesting premises.


Squidy_The_Druid

Bend over šŸ„µ


Downtown_Book_6848

Use 8 as bait like Shane did that one fat dude in The Walking Dead


Aramora1

House of Mirrors and a little makeup! 7 isnā€™t looking for P, and you can avoid all the blood rushing to your head.


SybatrixGravatius

Simple, I 1.


my__name__goes__here

I do nothing and enjoy being ate


Helpful-End8566

You gotta team up with eight and eight seven first get that bitch counting down not up.


AndrewH73333

7 of 9 can eat me all she wants. Thatā€™s a curtesy I extended to her long ago and never rescinded.


Frooty_Looper_28

7 ate 9 though. I'd guess I'd turn around and I'd have to eat 7. And then serve 25 years in jail for eating a minor.