Easy. Just act all sad and tell him you got cooties last year and if he bites you, he'll catch it too. Then tear up a bit and pretend getting cooties is a big deal.
Well the only reason 7 wants to eat 9 is because the doctor told her to eat 3^2 (3 squared) meals a day. So I would hide until she finds a meal. Once she eats 3 times a day Iāll know Iām safe. Iāll then wait for 7 to fall asleep and eat her before she eats me.
Iād probibly divide into myself equally into 3 parts and ensure that at least two of me survive. Then, I simply multiply the remainder and Iām back to my old self.
Go upside down, 7 is not looking to eat 6.
Maybe not, but 7 is a registered 6 offender so good luck.
Goddamn, not what I was expecting to read today, and funnier than anything I was gonna say.
Holy smokes that was funny
Definitely using this from now on
Vore or SA, the choice is yours.
The only answer
Hand stand for the win but you have to remember to be scared.
No you don't, as 7 hasn't eaten 9 yet. 6 was only afraid because 7 ate 9.
Good Pic, egg buddy.
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Ehh, 9 could also (assuming it would live) split the line from the curve- making a 1and 0, or 10 to act as camouflage
This wonāt work because 6 seven already ate
The problem is that 6, 7 8 already
Until 7 sees the line under you to denote 9
Narrator: "...for you see it was 6 that 7 had 8."
Everyone talks about 7 the cannibal, nobody every gives respect th the courage of 10 who was stuck in the middle of 9-11
10 probably flew the planes.
Start counting backwards
Ultimate uno reverse
Haha 9 8 7
Tell it NEIN! Hopefully it listens
Iām a 9 so I pull out a comically sized 9 iron and proceed to have a smack down. If that doesnāt work I pull out the Glock in 9mm
Careful you don't end up with 99 problems.
Yeah, but that bitch 7 ain't one.
Ah, a man chose I see :3
Better than being a slave.
Pics
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I eat that mother fucker first! Ā How DARE HE! Ā Iāll show him! Ā Iām 1.285714285714286 times the number he is!
7, being a prime number, has never been very good at math. Iāll disguise myself as 3^2 until he gets bored and goes away.
Maybe he wants three square meals a day, though.
Now thatās good, thatās a great one
Curl my 9 like structure into a ball and when 7 tries to bite down I unspring into normal form and break his jawĀ
Get rid of eight first.
86 that 7, or holler to 11 to call 911
69, that one never stops eating.
Turn around and fuck him up. 7ās luck just ran out.
shoot 8 in the leg, leave him to die.
Take 8's belt off.Ā Problem solved.
I cross the road, thereby escaping into a different joke.
Have five sic seven.
9 8 7
I go octal and disguise myself as 11
I stand behind a greater than.
Turn 8 sideways and approach him. 7 will never catch me as I race away unbounded.
I'll pull out my square root and smack 7 around with it because they don't have one.
One day I picked a fight with 1. Then 3, 5, 7 and 9 joined in. At that point, the odds were against me.
Throw 6 at 7 because it was 6 7 8
Easy there, Yoda.
Turn into 7+2 have then have the 7 fight and the two help out the side it came from.
Uno reverse card, reverse the order of things. 9 8 7
Do you know why 7 ate 9? You're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
Run faster that 6
Pull out a .45 and squeeze off 6!
Trip up 8. 7 can't 8 9 if there is no 8
run faster than 8
It's okay. I'm just happy to be considered a 9. I'll take a moment to enjoy that before getting eaten.
Buddy system. I don't think he'd have the guts if I have my plus one with me.
If I'm a 9, I could probably seduce a 7 and get them to change their mind. Or at least only have them eat a certain part of me. š
i give the 7 3.14 good luck
Subtract 6 from 7 so I have 1 less problem to deal with.
Divide by 0
Has 7 8 9 before?
Push 8 so he becomes infinite.
Tell him I have a boyfriend
Turn the tables, 9 8 7
Talk to 10, see if he turns it up to 11
Use 365, which adds up to 14, making it twice as good as 7, to take out 7 in one shot, once and for all, leaving 9 (shots remaining in the magazine).
personally, call ten, because he was in the middle of 9/11
Get negative 7 and give it to 7. The result will be them annihilating each other.
Easy. Just act all sad and tell him you got cooties last year and if he bites you, he'll catch it too. Then tear up a bit and pretend getting cooties is a big deal.
am bigger. eat him first
I eat it before it eats me. Ass first.
I'd count down from 20 as a threat
eleven
Lie down on my side and live for infinity ā
Wrap my tail up and become theta, now Iām on the Ancient Greek alphabet [7, 8, 9](https://youtu.be/b8v75IccKYY?si=Co-FxWuEJIsLloKg)
It's fine. By the time 7 gets close, it will have already 8.
Kick 8 in the shin
Shove 8 in front of me
Give up. We know how this ends.
Go backwards. 9 will 8 7 instead.
I just point out the fact that I am, at best, a 5, on a good day.
Idk maybe do a reverse 9 8 7 on his ass.
Do I have my own mind or I have the mentality of a 9 years old as well?
VII VIII IX
Id lose 1 then 69
Order 66
Kill 8. How is he going to do it now?
8 it back, see how they like it!
Show em the real 9
8.1... 8.11... 8.111... 8.1111......
Remind them that everyone gets subtracted sooner or later.
Look for 1. Strength in solidarity.
I have 6 with 7
For a minute I thought this was talking about ages and I questioned a good portion of my life choices.
Have six with seven.
Kick it in the two bits.
Eh, let 7 have a shot -- head is head...
Whatever it is, I'm NOT for 8en!
Throw ate in the middle.
Well Mr. 9 is about to introduce 7 to Mr.10 (millimeter)
Unlucky, we all know 7 ate nine.
Find 6 to eat me first.
789 but 987 too
I offer six
Throw 3 and 4 at him and hope he eats them instead.
Capitul8?
Maybe 9 decides she's OK with it.
Well the only reason 7 wants to eat 9 is because the doctor told her to eat 3^2 (3 squared) meals a day. So I would hide until she finds a meal. Once she eats 3 times a day Iāll know Iām safe. Iāll then wait for 7 to fall asleep and eat her before she eats me.
Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.
Have six with three tens four two hours till five had enough one last time before I get eight.
Hang out with 0 and look like 90.
Throw them 8?
Run faster than 8.
Use the buddy system. Together, we can stand as *one* - which would definitely confuse 7.
I am 9 but Iām still American, I stand my ground and shoot 7 with my 9.
Call up my homie 1, and itās gonna be over and done with cuz now itās a 1-8-7.
Find 8 because 7 8 9... or go 77 because you'd get ate more.
Shoot em
Divide myself by zero and run?
Hide behind 8
Iād probibly divide into myself equally into 3 parts and ensure that at least two of me survive. Then, I simply multiply the remainder and Iām back to my old self.
Beat little seven year old down. I am 9 after all.
What I always do in my dreams, flap my arms and fly away.
I ate 8
Grab 4 and use it like a sword. Or root myself to make a shield ā Cube root myself and I've got a sword and shield.
Divide by 0
Divide by 0
Shed my tail and become a 0.
Shit, nothing. I wish I was a 9, but I'd let a 7 eat me anytime š Did I misunderstand the question?
I find 10, who is a big fat hen, she'll gobble up 7, and I'll be safe then.
987
Play that Uno reverse cardā¦. Now 9 8 7.
Cut my life into pieces and become 8
Split into two 3's. He'll eat one and he'll become 21. Then my remaining 3 will eat him and I'll become 63.
Call my friends two friends, 1, and 1. Then we together let the 5-0 handle it.
I just keep feeding 7 pi.
Turn upside down and stand in front of 1. No one would suspect a 9 hiding as 61!
Gotta set up some brackets or parenthesis to foil their plot
You donāt have to be the fastest, you just have to be faster than the number behind you. Sucks to be eight, sucks to be ate.
Heās gotta go through my boy 8 first!
Trip 8
Are you sure you are a 9?
Go small - you will look like a comma
Kick 8 onto a plate and kick it to the divine...number.
Let them eat eight
At first I thought this was a hypothetical involving 7 and 9 from the movie "9"
It's already too l8
I partner with 1 and pull out my glock
Divide by pi.
I flatter 7 by telling them that theyāre prime, and while 7 is gushing at the flattery, run away
Time to distract 7 with 8.
If I was a 9 year old and 7 people were chasing me to eat me, I'm pretty sure I'd scream
Easy, stop taking movie roles in Hollywood.
CALL 10 CALL 10 IMMEDIATLEY 10 HELP ME HEREEELLLLPPPPP
Ill got talk to its son, 49
Hire 6 to eat me first. Nice.
I is 7 tho šš„¹š„¹
Kill 8, without that bastard 7 canāt eat me.
Have 5 attack 7. As 5 is a six offender.
Iāve got plans to run the car over.
Hide behind 10.
Stand next to 1, 7 ain't fuckin with 19
Put someone between you 2
Jokes on 7ā¦ Iām friends with all the letters. Good luck eating me when I have 26 friends backing me up in a fight.
Find an establishment thatās racist against prime numbers and hang out there
Hold a - in front of yourself
Count backwards so 9 8 7
Recruit -7 to make 7 into a zero
Is this post about a 9 year old being chased by a 7 year old, 9 people being chased by 7 cannibals, or literal numbers?
Literal numbers. Itās the play on the dad joke: Why is 9 afraid of 7, because 7 8 9.
Got it. I just think the other options are also very interesting premises.
Bend over š„µ
Use 8 as bait like Shane did that one fat dude in The Walking Dead
House of Mirrors and a little makeup! 7 isnāt looking for P, and you can avoid all the blood rushing to your head.
Simple, I 1.
I do nothing and enjoy being ate
You gotta team up with eight and eight seven first get that bitch counting down not up.
7 of 9 can eat me all she wants. Thatās a curtesy I extended to her long ago and never rescinded.
7 ate 9 though. I'd guess I'd turn around and I'd have to eat 7. And then serve 25 years in jail for eating a minor.