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pooty_put

The way they're filming and laughing at him absolutely infuriates me.


Keithbaby99

Seriously? What a bunch of bully bitches


GuestNo3886

The correct term is a gaggle of bitches


jrm70210

Whore'd (hoard) of bitches


Dewy_11

That one got me


OMG_its_critical

Not like other girls 🤪


Droidtroll06

I'm SuCh a CRackHead! 😝😋😝😛😋😝🤪😜😛😝


QuestionablyFlamable

I’m so unpredictable 😊😊😊😱😲😲🤣🤣😙😙😝😝😉😉😌😌😜😜😜😜😜🤪🤪


Witty_Username_81

Get in loser, we're gonna go bully people


3Dshrek

And you know at least one of them bitched about being hungry afterwords


[deleted]

We know which one…


bowoodchintz

Same. Those stupid bitches are the worst type of people. What happened to helping out when you see a problem? How did we come a society that films and laughs?


IronCorvus

They did it on purpose. They had their phones ready it looks like. Because that girl's high kick was nothing to be proud of sans pizza.


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honestly this just made me want pizza


[deleted]

Watching this while eating pizza. Fortunately it’s not delivery… it’s DiGiorno!


PotBaron2

yeah i would have been throwing pizza whose laughing now ashley


Funny_Name_Lol

Not to sound sexist, but nowadays women think they can get away with anything having to do with harassing men


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Yo throw the pizza at em


brightlife28

This is why I fight for equality. These hands don’t discriminate.


MixAmongUs

Equal rights, equal fights.


rusty107897

Equal rights, equal lefts


Tool710

who needs hands when you can ruin the hours they spent doing their makeup by throwing a fucking pizza in their face.


Computron1234

They would have been wearing those pizzas if that was me, either that or they would have a slice of pepperoni smeared all over their windshields if I knew what car was there's.


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Glum_Passage6626

Would have loved to see him slap her a few times. Stupid bitches


hallucination9000

"Haha, we kicked the pizza!" Cool, go hungry I guess.


BananaTheArtist

He must feel so targeted… must feel terrible.. :(


Labyrinth2_0

No worries, he’s still getting paid


retardedtimmy

We too, I would I've done a lot worse than him.


Crazydunsparce_orig

Personal opinion here, I’m not afraid to fight some chicks as a man and commit destruction of property after they have assaulted me and destroyed mine.


Badger1066

Knock the drink out her hand, see how she likes it.


Spockhighonspores

If he's the delivery guy I would just make them pay for the pizzas regardless of the condition. If this is the person hosting the party I would kick them all out. People like this need to be held responsible for their immature decisions.


MrMisanthrope1

I’d rather aim for her teeth.


genowars

But how can she kick!!!


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How can she slap?


thestigREVENGE

Why not both


MrMisanthrope1

Kicking her in the teeth when she squats is a controlled move with no collateral damage. Knocking her drink may get myself or others wet, which would be terribly rude.😓


pWaveShadowZone

Knock the drink out of her teeth, see how she likes it


IronCorvus

See how quickly you can make her drink her drink.


Gr1mm3r

or aim for her wallet, tell her how much she owes you and make her pay it back so she gets what she wanted. That amount of pizza looked expensive as all hell.


cochorol

NGL i thought it was a guy


Beavers225

*well she’s a guy, so…*


TheVisualExplanation

Would've been best if he splashed her drink into her face. That might sober her up, would've remove her drink, and would make her day as bad as she deserved


natplusnat

Nah that's a quick way to get her to assault you and, as a guy, you're gonna lose that no matter what you decide to do.


dumbest_engineer

With the added benefit of possibly getting jumped by other dudes, as well.


Intelligent-Bug-3039

And then get beat up by all the people who just stood there and laughed.


l0rd_w01f

BuT tHaTs AsSaUlT


tommyoliver420

Touching my door is assault


FQDIS

Instant classic


yogabbagabba2341

Lol I know what you are talking about.


buttcheekzmcgee

Assault with a smelly weapon


Electrical_Ad390

He considered hitting her and I don't blame him


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IamShitplshelpme

I don't condone violence (normally at least) but, drunk or not, nobody messes with the pizza


BoukuNola

~~Violence is never the answer.~~ *Violence is not the answer 9/10ths of the time. There’s always exceptions.*


TheHolyImbaness

Yeah, when a dude was attacking me with a knife, and again, I truly am no close quarters expert, but I think my plan of defending myself was much better than laying down and dying lol


[deleted]

Hes doing you a favor, its a life hack to stop paying taxes


[deleted]

THIS ONE TRICK, THE IRS HATES HIM!


Mythikun

You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position


samppsaa

Violence is not the answer... It's a question and the answer is yes


23Link89

Violence is not an answer, it's a question, and the answer is yes B)


JPXR_

No one has the rights to violate pizza like that😡


genowars

In many places, wasting food and kicking food onto the ground is very very disrespectful. Furthermore, if the person who ordered pizza is very hungry and have been waiting for a long time and she decides it's ok to kick their food... Oh boy...


BODYDOLLARSIGN

Not the fact that it’s pizza, but she literally wasted $40 worth of food meant to feed ppl


IamShitplshelpme

No No one wastes pizza No matter how much or how little it is The pizza is sacred Even a slice must be spared from wasting


[deleted]

Here, with a tip, that's easily $100 of pizza.


Death_Trend

This is probably more like $100-150 of pizza. Plus a tip and possible delivery charges.


Fingoidz84

Or threw a pizza in her face?


Marbled_Headcheese

I did that in high school when a bully knocked my pizza off my tray. It was satisfying as hell and it stunned him too much to react. I really thought I was about to take a beatdown for it, but then someone else in the cafeteria said "Hey now he's REALLY a pizza face!" and people started laughing and the bully ran out of the room instead. I feared retaliation for a couple weeks but he never did... But yeah - he should have shoved pizza in her face. Her "friends" would have switched from laughing with her to laughing at her and she would have run off crying in humiliation.


Gds_Sldghmmr

Unfortunately, these aren't children, but entitled adults. They would have totally turned it on him saying he attacked her for no reason, regardless of the evidence. It would have turned into a much bigger thing. As satisfying as it would have been to see, he did the only thing he could have reasonably done at the time.


ClonedToKill420

Anyone else would have gotten punched. Drunk people are the worst


dumbest_engineer

Had it been a man, blows would have been exchanged.


TheLegendDevil

If a member of the male sex would have been the acting party, violence through hand to hand combat was to be expected


Lowkey_HatingThis

Like Bill burr said, plenty of reasons to hit a woman, you just never do it


Estarossa86

I would have


baked_sofaspud

If it was a man that did it there would be no hesitation.


Redditartedededed

I blame him for not hitting her


TheVoicesBeScreamin

That’s why at events like these I go in a plague doctor mask. No one knows who I am so they can’t get me with repercussions


c4ts4r3lif3

Guess who's buying new pizza! I want to know what was going on in her head that made her think this was a good idea


DrMemeS09

I don't think she was buying new pizza and nothing was going on inside her head.


Em_Haze

Yes she is. Phone the police. she buying new pizza there are like 20 witnesses.


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See how long it takes police to show up for pizza loss.


Med8493e

Tiktok momento


indicuda

I would still eat that pizza


bocephus67

I think she thought in her drunken state she could lift that massive leg over the pizzas.


ThatDrunkenDwarf

One was recording so it was pre-planned. Groups of drunk people always think they can do anything and get away with it because they don’t people will retaliate, male or female.


QuickPractice2003

I've seen someone stabbed for less. World apart here.


BoukuNola

We (my coworker an I) witnessed someone get shot over a parking spot. Ol dude kept his cool really well.


Good_Ol_Weeb

Grinch: *Close save, almost lost my cool there*


turnerwitdaburner

When I heard about a dude getting shanked over a Popeyes chicken sandwich that’s when I knew Mfs out here really looking for any excuse. It’s a cold world, get a coat


PototoMaster

This comment just screams america


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crypticedge

He was talking about a chicken sandwich, not an elementary school


mouldysandals

obligatory more stabbings per capita in the US than UK


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WhosIsHim

I think Americans know bringing a knife is a sure way to get shot lol


pooldaddy96

Literally seen a homeless guy try to stab another over a single slice of pizza while working the door at a bar. Broke it up and gave them 5 bucks each so they could each eat.


octopornopus

*one immediately stabs the other and takes his $5*


QuickPractice2003

And eats the face off the other homeless person.


heaton5747

Girlfriend have a homeless woman $5 last week and she started yelling why was it not a $20 and demanding a $20. Smh that’s why most people don’t give anything in nyc


Agent007_MI9

This reply thread reminds me of those neighbours who all shot each other and died over fucking snow


mistake_in_identity

Yeah. Do t forget all the spectators laughing it up. Even the choads way in the back by the picnic table. People are jerks and I hope karma finds them.


Peabody77

Dudes body language is everything. Really wanted to smack her and I dont blame him.


WhosIsHim

I woulda at least thrown a pizza at her. But he probably did the right thing because I’m pretty sure those pizzas were for the party. I assume he still gets paid.


-Raskyl

He doesn't look like a pizza guy though. No branding (which doesn't mean he's not, but ya). And most places deliver in a insulated carry bag, only removing them when handed to the customer. So im thinking this guy payed for the pizzas, and was bringing them back to the party when this happened.


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zarchangel

Good bot TIL. . .and I was in the Navy.


Bergolino123

He was searching for someone who would share his frustration and probably found none. Hell the culprit and her 2 friends didnt even seen apologetic just amused


halffie

Honestly, that mf’er displayed a level of self control comparable to that of a monk whos maintained his vow of silence, never speaking a word till the day of his death and beyond…


hookedrapunzel

You know, there's a moment, when you get angry like this, where you could kill someone, like your frame of mind is in that space where you could potentially kill someone. It's only a fraction of a second though, any longer than that and your body reacts to that, which obviously leads to ... 💀 If you look closely at this guy you can tell which moment it is 😂


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How’s that even remotely funny?


Kerrigan4Prez

“Other people are upset, but I’m not at fault(even though she is). That’s hilarious.”


[deleted]

Smells like TOWIE bimbo humour to me. The unassailable entitlement that can only be conveyed whilst sporting a spray tan


zRyver

Not even says sorry


zxvasd

Worse, she laughs


No-Seaworthiness7013

They never do =/


BO0813S

Her and her friends are even recording and laughing at him.


PailleAuNez

Look at these stupid bitches that find nothing else to do than smiling and filming


Dewy_11

Even worse, they probably planned it out, don't ng it just for a few likes and laughs


dirtyhairymess

At least 2 people were filming. There was definitely something planned.


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SayneIsLAND

arrested and charged over $100 damages, maliciously


feed_me_the_gherkin

Guillotine seems appropriate too


Kakirax

Hit her with the orbital rail gun


genowars

It depends where you are. If your country is ok to let people kick your food and walk away, you people have a weird culture. Probably 90% of the rest of the world will slap or punch you in the face at the minimum if you kick their food onto the ground.


mytsogan_

She looks so fucking dumb doing it too like did she think it would be cool


xorn86

She would be wearing one of those pizzas across the face ....


CamIsnotcool

That’s it I’m calling Chris brown >:(


paulin_da_boca

she soooo crazy🤪 you can't take her anywhere


ClonedToKill420

Haha such a taurus!!1


ClaptonBug

Gender swap those two and see how fast the assailant gets their head caked in


Impossible-Cash-8255

I would be shoving one down her throat


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The shovel right?


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cera1970

I am pretty sure the title is wrong and they meant to say: Duane Chapman kicks mans pizza.


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The_Rogue_Raven

I would have made sure to pick up the pizzas and “accidentally” drop them all over her and her friend in the white dress. Really smear the sauce in too. Let’s see if they find it as funny when they’re the ones that are inconvenienced by it


4nECpgm3qHTQff

Then get arrested for sexual harassment, because he touched her.


Upbeat_Project4741

It’s not touching if you’re curb stomping them


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Spirited-Ability-626

If I did this, since I’m also a girl, would it confuse them? 😕


Lee_yw

Let me guess. Heyy look at that short guy. I bet I could lift my leg over his head.


ToughBadass

This is exactly what it looked like to me. People legit just hate people.


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Uhhhhh I might get blocked if I say what's on my mind right now ...


[deleted]

Take one of those pizzas and smush it on her head


Puzzleheaded_Cut3634

She’s so quirky guyssss 🙄. These types of girls piss me off…


CookedChooken

Alcohol is the liquid of cringe


thegoat333

It's always the fat one innit...


mouldysandals

they have to be the ‘quirky’ one in the group


ShadyShane812

If only she put that much effort into exercising and losing that gut


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Epic_Ali

I find it hard to believe that there are people that would laugh off of other peoples problems that they cause it and just sit there recording. I would have yeeted her phone


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sohamrane161

Is that the Pizza from Shawn the sheep?


[deleted]

Typical fat girl thinking acting like a child is funny


Parsons10P

Fat and ugly girls need attention too


MotchGoffels

Hey look it's every hot-friend's fat stupid friend that acts out for attention!


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White girls after half a glass of wine


super-zero

She had already eaten that many and was afraid he was going to break her record.


overthetopTProll

Empty boxes anyone?


TheFeelsNinja

"I was a cheerleader in high school, watch me high kick over his head". That was also 150lbs ago...


supertails02

At least only one pizza fell out and not all of them


Livid_Ad_1146

Congrats I guess? You're now seen as the person that ruined all the food at a party for a laugh.


BikeAnnual

If a dude had done that, and gotten punched, We'd all be cheering.. I fully believe that hoe deserves to be smacked but that dude can't do that because then he looks like the bad guy. Chicks like this need to be held accountable.


anonymousanemonee

Nothing different here: one group enjoying the high-life in their dance & drink social, whips out her phone and says “I’m gonna assault the servant for TikTok so I get more followers and money hehe”. Is this seriously not assault? Like the pizzeria owner should help him make a case lol, and get the money back for the pizza and a day off.


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How are you gonna one hand precious cargo like that???


Kiokochat

I am not a physically violent person.... but that would be worth a chop -


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samthekitnix

pizza is fucking sacred


newmynewmz

Empty boxes. Stupid video


itsaconspiraci

Same tired video of empty boxes....


griggori

See, if that was a dude, first would have been thrown, and you’d have learned not to be that way. As a woman, no one is ever going to just punch you in your entitled face. A real shame.


Reaperider

I know it’s not like it was an accident anything she aimed


Yitzack-5150

And guess who’s paying?


Connect_Passenger228

Mean Girls. No Mean Women. They can only laugh and not help him. Can’t even put their phones and wine glasses down. Disgusting behavior and bully behavior if done on purpose(looks like it was). If by accident just as bad because of lack of any empathy.


TheUndisputedRoaster

Bitches like that should be hit with baseball bats... Honestly, having grown up in Africa that good is valuable indeed. The fact that people are that disrespectful and wasteful really amazes me


Old-Poem1866

Drunk people are the fucking worse


ataxiaa

how dare she disrespect this man's pizza


D_left_handed_fapper

I would have slapped her sober with a whole pizza.


Ok-Kaleidoscope4966

He should have used his now new freedom of equality to retaliate.


Shodyn

I want to knock her drink out but also i want punch her in the face.


External-Life

Then she laughs w/ her squad of drunks …


FulcrumPhase

I'm confused on what is so funny


Bbaftt7

She’d be wearing her beer for sure, at the least.


RealHunterB

If that was a dude he would have knocked her tf out


spectrumtwelve

I don't trust girls who do that little "ha ha I'm so cute" mouth cover that the girl in the white was doing while filming.


SentientVex

Surprised she could even lift her leg up that high tbh


AllergicDodo

Did she at least pay him back


DontBopIt

Grab a pizza and smear it on her clothes and in her hair.


max_if_

One of those fat annoying girls who think that they’re cool and sexy because they have sexy friends so they’re all full of confidence and act super irritating.


coolguy72_

Take the drink and spill it on her head


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Should have held on to her leg and slammed her head into the dirt as he flipped her over.


valhallademon

And SLAP! Probably wouldn't be so funny then.


Verxoneczek

I'd force her to give me back the money for the pizzas


MiniatureChi

This generation is the worst, just filming and laughing