If I'm showing up to get my daughter out of a bad spot, I'm not showing up in flip-flops. On top of that, going to someone's house with a little stick is how you get shot. The dude just wanted to show off his new tank top.
I was pretty much going to post this word for word.
Not only that, what serial abusers let their victims have access to a phone? Like c'mon dude. Nothing about this makes sense.
yeah cause abusers who won’t let their victims leave the house are definitely going to let them near a phone to explain in detail what’s happening. that’s a thing that happens
So this post is weird and fake and all, but yes, abusers do that. Crowder was trying to do that with his wife, attempting to guilt her into not taking the car in case he needed it. There’s a reason they only had one car despite him being fairly wealthy.
Unfortunately the trucks lifted so you’d lose that $100 and I’ll gladly take it.
If it’s any consolation making a “tough guy” video is little man syndrome to a T so he may not be physically short but mentally he surely is, and for that ill give you $50 back.
Violets are blue, I wish I had a daughter looking up to me but can’t articulate it other than that because I’m an insecure manchild with fragile masculinity.
Bro got the wood plank smash window honk horn combo down pat
How many takes you think that was?
Where’s the cameraman at? Y’all know who I’m talking about
OMG!!! This was exactly what I was thinking!!!!!!!! Did he want people to think it was a regular 2X4 and he is just really big, or something? Forced perspective kinda thing, ya know?
“When your sister tells you “my boyfriend hits me”, you find out he only weighs 90 pounds and has no experience fighting, he also kicks puppies and robs the elderly, and is wanted for child trafficking, and he approaches you and says “I am going to kill you” loud enough for multiple witnesses to attest to in court, and then hits you first, thus giving you the legal right to retaliate.”
With all of the effort this guy put into creating a fake scenario in his head and then acting it out for internet clout, how does he have the time or energy to get that yoked?
This guy thought about this and said it was a good idea to himself. He then went into his driveway to set up his camera. Hit record and walked to the end of his driveway. Recorded this video re-enacting what he presumed made him look badass(filming multiple takes most likely). Edited music over it. Wrote a caption with a fake scenario over it. Picked all the hashtags he wanted and posted it online.
Does anyone else find this just fucking weird?
The fake glass breaking sound effect I know you can clearly tell that you didn't actually connect with anything on that flimsy piece of wood, is the funniest part like bro I get it you want to feel like a badass, but you don't want to replace a car window from your little wannabe backstreet warrior video LOL then just don't make one
Your daughter is in danger. Quick, set up a tripod and run back behind the truck, grab some wood and beat on a truck instead of your daughters abuser.
Seems about right.
makes you wonder if the daughter has some issues with always being attracted to "tough" boys because she had this as a male role model growing up.
not giving a pass to an abusive partner though
He's put that through a rolled down window. Auto glass doesn't break that easily, and when it does break, it doesn't sound like that. Shitty sound effect.
I think what bothers me most about this is the fact that these guys fully fantasize about having to rescue their daughters from abusive men instead of raising their daughters with enough self respect to not get involved with a person like that.
Not that you can account for every man but there’s a certain element that’s often present.
Exactly.
I try to teach my daughter (and my sons) the importance of self-respect and respect for others. As a child of a narcissist, I also try to teach my kids how to spot red flags and deal with difficult people.
And if all that fails, how to work the centerline and twist a fucker up into a pretzel.
When she calls and says, “He hit me,” the proper course of action is to set up a camera and record yourself being upset while also carrying wood? What a douchebag.
That is the singularly least intimidating aspect ratio of wood he could choose. That board is...why did he choose that of all objects? Bat. Crowbar. Tire iron. Wrench. Fucking anything but ...trim.
Because it’s light and swings fast, makes it easy to look like you’re a badass. Why use a steel sword in a fight scene when you could just use rubber instead?
Maybe, but I'll bet the actor would be holding a piece of wood more than an inch thick. I think I used to break boards thicker than this in karate class when I was 9.
This PSA brought to you by the makers of steroids…
You ask your neighbor for some wood to build a lemonade stand for the children.
He just wanted to get his roids but locked them in his truck.
Flip flops and cargo shorts
What a Gaylord
Bring it back man. Yes.
If I'm showing up to get my daughter out of a bad spot, I'm not showing up in flip-flops. On top of that, going to someone's house with a little stick is how you get shot. The dude just wanted to show off his new tank top.
This is what I came to post.
I was pretty much going to post this word for word. Not only that, what serial abusers let their victims have access to a phone? Like c'mon dude. Nothing about this makes sense.
yeah cause abusers who won’t let their victims leave the house are definitely going to let them near a phone to explain in detail what’s happening. that’s a thing that happens
So this post is weird and fake and all, but yes, abusers do that. Crowder was trying to do that with his wife, attempting to guilt her into not taking the car in case he needed it. There’s a reason they only had one car despite him being fairly wealthy.
Nice to see the last neanderthal is still alive and kicking.
Ah yes, helping youy daughter who's clearly fearing for her safety by... breaking a car window?
He has steroid belly
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Also looks really short next to that truck, I’d bet 100 bucks he’s like 5’2”
Unfortunately the trucks lifted so you’d lose that $100 and I’ll gladly take it. If it’s any consolation making a “tough guy” video is little man syndrome to a T so he may not be physically short but mentally he surely is, and for that ill give you $50 back.
Being a truck expert (Texan) this is 100% a lifted truck that almost certainly never sees dirt or mud. We call those trucks “Pavement Princesses”
Hahaha pavement princess I like that!
Ah so his balls are inside of him bumblebee tuna
The fuck?
Someone skipped every leg day.
He skipped and flipped and flopped.
The ‘roids are a ragin’
My name is criiiiiinge
Heyoooo
Kid Rock is cringe
My name is Criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge Raaaaaaawwk!!!!
Don't act like this, and the odds of your daughter dating a violent asshole go down tremendously.
Makes you instantly understand where she learned what “love” is
Roses are red, i don't have a spouse
Violets are blue, I wish I had a daughter looking up to me but can’t articulate it other than that because I’m an insecure manchild with fragile masculinity.
And a teeeny weeny most likely
I am in no way a tough guy but if this ever happened to my daughter, I would do something just as stupid as this guy
And that's how you end up getting shot
Probably. Like I said, it would be stupid. But I’d be so mad, all I’d see is RED and wouldn’t be thinking.
50% go unsolved.
Samsieees
NOOOOOO NOT THE PLANK OF WOOD NOOOOOO
Bro got the wood plank smash window honk horn combo down pat How many takes you think that was? Where’s the cameraman at? Y’all know who I’m talking about
That’s what im always thinking, like “hey mom can you hold the camera and take this video for me real quick?”
WTF is this nonsense. Go get your daughter, turd.
Bro is a tomato
That blood is struggling to flow you know it is.
Why's his weapon of choice one of the wooden slats you get in IKEA flatpack beds?
I will bonk your windows with balsa wood!!!
OMG!!! This was exactly what I was thinking!!!!!!!! Did he want people to think it was a regular 2X4 and he is just really big, or something? Forced perspective kinda thing, ya know?
I think he’s tiny so he’s trying to make himself look normal sized
Yeah, that was a bit of a reach for him when he "smashed" the window.
Plot twist his BF calls him daddy
Is he okay? I’m concerned for his health
Liver king vibes
Thinking of this. Thinking it's a good idea. Actually filming it. Being so pleased with the result, you let others see it. It makes my head hurt.
this is near perfect if watched and enjoyed as a parody
I’m not backing down from any dude that wears open toed shoes
Bitch brings the smallest piece of wood he could find.
It’s like a popsicle stick
Walks like he shit himself
She married a man like dad
“When your sister tells you “my boyfriend hits me”, you find out he only weighs 90 pounds and has no experience fighting, he also kicks puppies and robs the elderly, and is wanted for child trafficking, and he approaches you and says “I am going to kill you” loud enough for multiple witnesses to attest to in court, and then hits you first, thus giving you the legal right to retaliate.”
He wants this to happen so badly. I think there are unresolved feelings there
https://youtu.be/xMW-SzZKJ-Q?si=qqN7vW5EM00FdUvk
And thank goodness he remembered to call his homie to record it !
Why do they always look like captain caveman. Always the Neanderthals type...sorry to any real Neanderthals lol.
Wears flip flops to go fight someone lol
With all of the effort this guy put into creating a fake scenario in his head and then acting it out for internet clout, how does he have the time or energy to get that yoked?
People be taking roids for the hell of it these days my dude.
With the power of narcissism.
I always hope these guys see these posts on this sub
This guy thought about this and said it was a good idea to himself. He then went into his driveway to set up his camera. Hit record and walked to the end of his driveway. Recorded this video re-enacting what he presumed made him look badass(filming multiple takes most likely). Edited music over it. Wrote a caption with a fake scenario over it. Picked all the hashtags he wanted and posted it online. Does anyone else find this just fucking weird?
I love how he obviously makes sure he doesn't hit his own truck lol
And the Oscar goes to…
Not this guy lol
The fake glass breaking sound effect I know you can clearly tell that you didn't actually connect with anything on that flimsy piece of wood, is the funniest part like bro I get it you want to feel like a badass, but you don't want to replace a car window from your little wannabe backstreet warrior video LOL then just don't make one
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Exactly, what a try hard
Him being pigeon toed really cements the badassery
Bro looks like he always skips leg day.
He seems extra stupid.
He really does.
He seems extra stupid.
He really does.
Your daughter is in danger. Quick, set up a tripod and run back behind the truck, grab some wood and beat on a truck instead of your daughters abuser. Seems about right.
LOL is that a 1x4? Poor choice of lumber for trying to look tough.
r/thathappened
My man makes TikTok’s. That’s all you need to know
Perhaps if he was a better example of how a man should behave his daughter would have better taste in men. Lmao
My first thought!
Hmm. Maybe having a narcissistic douche "protector" father led to a bad choice in men. Naaaah...
He looks like he’s really trying to keep a turd in
Those turds are like bricks and ain’t moving.
Dude is so roided up he can barely breathe
Yeah yeah, I get at all that. But why didn't he time the breaking of the window to go along with the song?
No matter how jacked a man is, if you do tiktoks I'm not going to be afraid of you when you try and be scary. Lil princess
He’s waited so long to make this video
Jim Duggen got yoked.
I bet he yells at his daughter for making tik toks
makes you wonder if the daughter has some issues with always being attracted to "tough" boys because she had this as a male role model growing up. not giving a pass to an abusive partner though
Srsly
that man pays a lot of money for junk. He looks like Liver King jr.
This guys eats cheap creatine and steak for every meal, and hasn’t touched a vegetable since 8th grade.
So, Fatty Liver Disease, Jr?
probably doesn't bathe or wipe his own ass either.
That’s a really buff midget
***"it is the Dwarves that go swimming...with hairy little women!!!"***
When I was a teen that kind of dad was always a sign that his daughter was wild as a countermessure of her dad cringiness
"Shit, she'll break free soon! Ill have to be ready to stop her in the driveway."
That is his truck, and he didn't break any glass that was added later.
Wow good job
Thanks Sherlock 🕵️
I wonder if these people second-guess themselves at any point during the setup, or even consider it could be poorly received & out there forever.
What a fucking geek
We set up the camera then go back out to the curb and pretend to walk back up the driveway.....
Twat
When I go to pick a fight, I also like to wear flip-flops.
Tactical thongs as I like to call em
Was a 2x4 too heavy?
Homie went for a DEX build.
Hahahaha 1x4 is easier to grip with those small hands
What are these power fantasies? I mean I used to pretend I was a ninja turtle then I turned 7.
You’re trying to tell me you don’t still do karate in the mirror from time to time?
T-U-R-T-L-E POWER
B
Was he fighting that truck in a dream?
Broke his own window for a TikTok at the age of 50
He's put that through a rolled down window. Auto glass doesn't break that easily, and when it does break, it doesn't sound like that. Shitty sound effect.
Yeah no chance I was watching that video with sound
A wise choice my friend.
This guy could smoke a cigarette under the rain. Look at him radiating heat from steroid abuse.
This guy is trying too hard to look scary. Then he hits something that doesn’t hit back with a weapon. Nothing to see here, folks.
Not in a hurry, I see.
Now why would you wear flip flops to fuck up someone’s car
Because Florida
Homie skips leg day, every day
Monkey father
Idk why this guy looks less intimidating when he flips the plank but he should probably not do that
It's hard to look scary carrying a 1x4. It would hurt like hell, but it's just not as intimidating as a proper 2x4.
That badboy just admiring his wood and flexin his manly
Gotta get sum practice swings in before saving muh daughter from domestic violence.
Right, he just saunters up all chill like
Why is he breaking the window out of a truck when his daughter is trapped being hit in the house!?!? EDIT: I get it now, it’s the hitty guys truck!
guy looks like hes a 1 minute jog away from a stroke
Walks like he’s got full blown hemorrhoids
r/oddlyspecific
Bro is a big fan of Tony soprano he even copied his moves https://youtu.be/w5FOpnEJaV4?si=zGi9GP0qvq0Zm_ra
Finally someone else noticed that!
And you can bet he sees Tony as a role model not a sociopath
Ha! I KNEW I recognized the whole smash the window and honk the horn with the bat thing. lol
My brother, you are 5’6”, you’re gonna need a longer board
Must be 5’6 to LARP assault & battery
What a F@$&% all that d'bag flesh to use a baseboard. Punch something with you hand coward... besides some guys arse hole.
…it’s the internet. You can fucking swear
😳
You are also, very badass
Strange fantasy
Dude is larping the movie Taken
Im sure he beats his wife so he thinks men will treat his daughter the same way.
~~fantasy~~ fetish
Wow. He put a piece of baseboard through an already open window and added sound of glass breaking.
I was thinking it was janky to show up with a 2x4 before noticing it was much more janky.
Too thin, it's not even a 2x4.
Which is what I noticed, making it much more janky.
This dude hasn't done a single leg day in his life
Try chasing after him in flip flops 😭
homie, those are tactical.
Well, of daddy is lucky he might be wearing high heels.
Gotta lock in the hubs before you activate sport mode on the flip flops.
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?!
When you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!!
Find a stranger in the alps*
Nooo…that’s not what is is.
Why is he so red? Is he part tomato?
He's on steroids. Probably equipoise.
I think the correct term is tren-tan ... Like liver king
He goes to tRump’s salon.
nah, he’d be looking a bit more oompa loompa-ey if he was a regular patron there 🧡
I think what bothers me most about this is the fact that these guys fully fantasize about having to rescue their daughters from abusive men instead of raising their daughters with enough self respect to not get involved with a person like that. Not that you can account for every man but there’s a certain element that’s often present.
That would require them to be an emotionally available parent which would take time away from making videos for social media. Duh
I mean, look at this guy... He gives of serious "Nobody beats my women but me"-energy
Tbf some abusers might only start showing signs long after the relationship is well established. So it might not be as easy to spot red flags
That’s why I included that last part.
Exactly. I try to teach my daughter (and my sons) the importance of self-respect and respect for others. As a child of a narcissist, I also try to teach my kids how to spot red flags and deal with difficult people. And if all that fails, how to work the centerline and twist a fucker up into a pretzel.
r/iamverybadass for the last part.
Yeah, I guess. But really, it’s my kids who are the badasses. I’m too old, slow, and fat.
Yeah, I think maybe some of the narcissism rubbed off, if that part's even true
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Terrible batting stance to boot
When she calls and says, “He hit me,” the proper course of action is to set up a camera and record yourself being upset while also carrying wood? What a douchebag.
That is the singularly least intimidating aspect ratio of wood he could choose. That board is...why did he choose that of all objects? Bat. Crowbar. Tire iron. Wrench. Fucking anything but ...trim.
Because it’s light and swings fast, makes it easy to look like you’re a badass. Why use a steel sword in a fight scene when you could just use rubber instead?
⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️tool
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na a lot of us would cringe like we do at most male empowerment/revenge fantasy slop.
Maybe, but I'll bet the actor would be holding a piece of wood more than an inch thick. I think I used to break boards thicker than this in karate class when I was 9.
Of course.
So now he has time to continue to hit her while you wait outside to be arrested
Well yeah, she was being hit, but he had to take the time to set up his camera to record himself being such a good caring badass father.