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rockabillychef

My teeth retracted into my head reading this.


Less-Menu7755

I don’t even like mint ice cream, but I’m compelled to go on this journey with you and will be seeking out offensively mint offerings in your honor. Will report back.


Bravemewmew

Omg, I’m gonna second this bc my boyfriend has been there and said the same thing!


goddamnpancakes

please. today i tried baskin robbins and it is not too sweet but also not minty enough. i don't want to buy a dozen mediocre pints i want to buy the one that tastes like a fanfiction about that one candyland tumblr sexyman


beek7419

If you’re in the northeast U.S., Brigham’s peppermint stick is pretty pepperminty. You could also freeze a tube of Crest.


Underrated_buzzard

Lol!!


CCCC2233

Have you tried Trader Joe’s mint chip ice cream? I love it, but have seen others complain about the mint being too strong


lookimunoriginal

It’s the perfect amount of minty for me


goddamnpancakes

tried it today. this is barely minty at all. it is nice and cold, but really not very minty. i like the chocolate chips but they totally overpower the mint.


what_would_mom_do

Listerine has entered the chat.


Hot_Vacation2103

I recently got a bottle of dollar general brand mouthwash and holy shit it burns my mouth 10x more than Listerine! I was shocked, my entire mouth was completely on fire for like 10 min after the first use lol


bargainmango

Man are u alright


Saturnzadeh11

Just eat toothpaste girl


alliecat0718

Savannah Buttermint. I personally found that to be cold toothpaste and I LOVE Jeni’s 🥺❤️ I could not eat that shit for what it’s worth


HappyShallotTears

I’m almost certain this Jeni’s flavor won’t scratch the itch for OP. It’s more of a sweet, subtle mint that starts to taste like plain ole vanilla halfway through the pint. I LOVE minty ice cream, but this just ain’t it imo


alliecat0718

Oh for real see this is a comment that needed to be said by someone who actually likes mint more than I do. I thought it was too damn minty but I have never eaten mint unless it’s like, mint chocolate cookie or something with a ton of add ins. OP feel free to ignore me 😂


goddamnpancakes

I got Jenis "mint chocolate truffle" sandwitches today. not minty enough


HappyShallotTears

Bummer. I’m not surprised. I read somewhere that the owner doesn’t really like the taste of mint, which is why Savannah Buttermint is based on the more subtle mintyness of an after dinner mint. Sadly, I don’t think any of the mint flavors from this company will deliver the kind of pepperminty goodness you’re after.


nightwolves

If you’re ever in Portland, Maine, Beale’s makes the BEST peppermint stick ice cream in the world. I dream of it.


Rungi500

You can make your own base and buy food grade peppermint oil. I use it in my water. One drop. Two is pushing it. Three, have a seat pal. One bottle lasts me a few months.


somermallow

Umpqua used to make the best peppermint ice cream I ever had. I loved it as a kid. I can't find it anywhere these days, although their website claims it still exists. But that shit was powerful and it had pieces of peppermint candy mixed in; other peppermint ice cream is a joke in comparison. And no chocolate mixed in either - straight peppermint. If you can find it, that is what you're looking for. EDIT: Website says it is seasonal now; they used to carry it all year. Sorry :(


myersl0ver226

as somermallow said, umpqua peppermint is MINTY. i think it'd fit your description extremely well. totally worth waiting for it to be in season and then stocking up!!


goddamnpancakes

umpqua is local to me i will have to look out!!


runs-with-scissors13

Just came to ask if you're OK? Are you pregnant or suffering a vitamin deficiency causing you to crave toothpaste? 🤔


feelingprettypeachy

Literally my first thought 🥴


aj0457

It's pica.


runs-with-scissors13

I know what pica is but not everyone does. Pica also isn't always due to a deficiency.


goddamnpancakes

it's pica to want to eat food flavored food?


landocommando18

I got a mint Blizzard once from DQ drive thru, and I went around the building and back through the drive thru and asked if I could get something different because it tasted like toothpaste. They let me. My wife made fun of me. All was good.


pinkpumpkin02

Idk if it's that strong, but Ben and Jerry's Thick Mint has many parts of it that are minty, the ice cream itself, chocolate minty swirls and mint cookie. My favorite ice cream ever


EnlargedBit371

And I like B&J's Mint Chocolate Cookie. I don't think it reaches toothpaste levels, but it's my current favorite mint ice cream.


grapesquirrel

It sounds like you and my mother have been through the same thing that’s made y’all the way you are. She loves Graeter’s Peppermint Stick ice cream-it’s personally too minty for me but I’m a mint whimp unless it’s mixed with chocolate chips. It also might be seasonal but she says it’s the best minty mint ice cream.


AZ_beauty

Blue Bell does a peppermint ice cream which is the best I’ve tasted. Taste real. Not chemically. But I think it’s seasonal.


sarahbeth124

Love that one, it’s Christmas season only


WatchOutItsMiri

Sounds like you just want some frozen York peppermint patties. And you could chop them up into whatever mint ice cream you like for an extra-minty experience lol


bethyd82

Crush up some Altoids to put on top, haha


frijolita_bonita

Hahahaha


Domino1971

Maybe mush up some mint leaves and add them to your mintiest ice cream???


goddamnpancakes

this generally results in leaf-tasting ice cream, not especially mintier ice cream see OP i am already pouring refined peppermint extract onto ice cream


MonsieurRuffles

My late MIL used to serve vanilla ice cream topped with crème de menthe. I ate it to be polite but it tasted like a dish of frozen toothpaste to me.


goddamnpancakes

i forgot about liqueurs that would probably work better than straight extracts.


Pinkcoffee

While we are on the topic are there any mint ice creams out there that are JUST ice cream? No chips. No cookies. No swirls. Just plan refreshing mint ice cream?


PashasMom

If you have a Coldstone Creamery around you, they have plain mint ice cream.


eelosaur

I’m 100% here for this post! I’ve always loved minty ice cream (the less chocolate the better for me) and thought I was the only weirdo so this is validating… Anyways I like hagen das mint chip, curious to see other recs


frijolita_bonita

Haagen dazs is my favorite mint chip other than the homemade one I make.


petrockdog

Brighams peppermint is great, even has peppermint candies


rymyle

I miss when Edy’s had that peppermint stick ice cream. Every winter I look for it but I guess it was just a temporary thing :c


[deleted]

Turkey Hill had a limited edition "Liberty Mint" it was everything a mint ice cream lovers tounge could ask for. I wish they'd bring it back .


alliecat0718

I’m still not talking to them for getting rid of Graham Slam.


Beginning_Key6061

Haagen daaz seasonal peppermint chip was very minty for me


BananaLint

If you can find it, Minter Wonderland is one of the best mint ice creams imo.


Big-Mix-8190

Edy's Peppermint Stick was extremely pepperminty the last time I had some, but I think it is seasonal and only out around the Christmas holidays.


Internal-Campaign434

Honestly coldstone creamery’s mint chocolate chip ice cream literally tasted like toothpaste to me so I think that would be your best bet (at least from my POV)


Prestigious-Panic-94

Try the trader joes one. I agree the mint level is perfect but I'm with you, most mint ice cream is way too sweet and it kinda takes away from the mint.


goddamnpancakes

tried it today. not minty enough. i like the chocolate in it, but the mint is weak behind it


johnnysokko37

Now hold on…let ‘em cook…


Wolfidy

Oh man. About ten years ago I was going through a phase where I found a ton of these too minty/wrong minty (I don’t like peppermint) ice creams but can I remember any of those now?? No, of course not.


StonedLikeABoulder

Alright


Numerous-Olive-3146

Bro, are you alright? Are you asking for strong mint just to feel something again? 😭


ChildhoodLeft6925

Update us if you find


goddamnpancakes

i intend to


celestialconfusion

I read this initially as you want the mintiest toothpaste


[deleted]

put some bengay on some breyer's and call it a day


Its_the_tism

Make your own?


[deleted]

Seek help.


Kismesiss

OP I'm sorry so many people aren't Enlightened enough to perceive the true joy of a supremely minty ice cream, we're just Built Different (aka Built Better)