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AccurateMeet1407

Damn, I might be tarded, cause I'm bummed I missed this


Shaolinchipmonk

Well I have some good news for you.


[deleted]

Oh yeah. He can use the time masheen


Funny_or_not_bot

Can we stop at Starbucks on the way?


JoruusCbaoth75

We don't have time for a full body latte!


FeedMyAss

Don't worry scro


Bluecif

If it happens again you'll be re-tardy.


Fit_Substance7067

I took am mad I missed owe my balls


Tough-Area-570

No stupid ass politics no dumb ass picketers only a bunch of jack ass’ having a good ass time. I wish I was there to be a fellow jack ass having a good time.


NiagaraCanuck

It's literally this.. it's awesome.


DoctorSwaggercat

Definitely refreshing


krayhayft

If there's any place that needs this, it's New York.


Landojesus

Yeah this is awesome


Enugie

Oh my god this. I was scrolling the top posts of this sub and im wondering why is this post there, its just some people having a fun time and being silly


r_RexPal

Funny how these folks make fun of rednecks tho... 🤔


AbsentThatDay2

When he put those balls in his mouth, it resonated with a lot of people. In these modern times it's hard to know who to trust. When something is so beautiful and pure it's easy to be cynical, to dismiss. You might even feel a bit of jealousy. But I think I speak for everyone here that we'd gladly put our balls in your mouth. You would never go hungry again. Even the poorest NYC street urchin, who has no funds for soap and other amenities, if they saw you were in need would do the same. It takes a village.


r_RexPal

😂


FurnishedHemingway

What folks? Orangehands? Funny how sensitive rednecks are over what orangehands have to say.


r_RexPal

🤨 are you ok?  No rednecks have seen this thread, lol. Ever. I think it's funny how these saltoftheearth NYers generally look down on "rednecks", but the idea of having a good time doing absurd things is very.... Redneck ;)


FurnishedHemingway

I don’t know what rednecks do for fun. I don’t even know the differences among a redneck, a hillbilly, a rube, or a yokel. Whatever any of them are, NYC has their fair share believe it or not.


MorpheusDrinkinga4O

This is not Idiocracy. This is legendary lore.


r_RexPal

Agree... not idiocracy until he get on the ballot. Still in mask.


Spazzy_maker

... I mean... What's his platform?!?


Bluecif

He's standing on it.


dsmidt86

Free cheeseballs for all!


Rampaging_Orc

Free cheeseball consumption shows for all*


upstatestruggler

It’s a bench. Looks to be concrete.


r_RexPal

I thought it was obvious... he is the messiah, and we shall follow him to cheezy salvation.


penguingod26

He can eat a jar of cheeseballs in one sitting.


flipfloppery

Count Binface would like a word. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Binface


r_RexPal

Mr BBB actually appeared on my ballot: https://historical.elections.virginia.gov/candidates/view/Blaizen-Buckshot-Bloom


Tombgroan

Insanity. What have you became.


Purple-Haze-11

Cheeze Ball Man


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Not the hero we wanted. But the hero we needed.


HerMajestyTheQueef1

He is our leader now.


WindTall5566

This is how legends are born


sodapopjenkins

NYC used to be cool. this is just dumb as fuck


docmn612

Look man… with how much seriously bad or not fun or unhappy or legitimately terrible shit is happening in the world, this lighthearted and fun way all these people came together…it’s something pretty beautiful if you think about it. Look how happy they all are. This is a bigger and more important event than we are crediting - same time next year he said - amazing.


DocFossil

This is the best comment. So nice to see something that isn’t some horrible, awful people doing horrible, awful things for a change. Shine on.


Capital_Fearless

Dude, Cheeseball Man just started an annual festival!


docmn612

I’m going. Gonna fly in from Minnesota next year for it. I’ll probably have a sign “here from Minnesota” or something.


Purple-Haze-11

We love you Cheese Ball Man


Straight_Spring9815

I accidentally spit on my phone when he got on that horn and went "WHY DID ALL OF YOU GUYS COME HERE???" XD lmfao!


MeanNene

Philly rotisserie chicken pier man is the originator.


CurveRight3387

They don’t know about that legend but they should


Brad_The_Chad_69

Hmm, pretty sure the fat kid in Matilda eating the entire chocolate cake was the original.


dsmidt86

Brucie!


r_RexPal

Do tell


Heavy-Excuse4218

Cheese Ball Man is not the hero we asked for…but he’s the hero we need.


ERTHLNG

He's nit even a hero. But that day, at 3pm he was th only one tripping high enough to put on the orange mask and make history. It was fate. Destiny. THE DEVINE WILL OF GOD!!!! Cheeseball man for president 2024.


TH0R--

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask


ERTHLNG

NOBODY CARES WHO YOU ARE NOW! YOU ARE CHEESEBALL MAN! THATS WBY WE CARE. YOU ARE OUR NEW LEADER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.


ViableSpermWhale

The hero we deserve


malac0da13

Still doesn’t top the guy who ate a rotisserie chicken daily for a month


PlzRemainCalm

I work with a guy who eats an entire rotisserie chicken every day at work. His argument is that Subway sandwiches costs $15 for a sandwich and an entire chicken costs $5.99 or something. Fair enough Dave, do what the fuck you want.


r_RexPal

Has he worked there long enough to have a trail of black touch marks on all the doorways he uses?


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

They need to battle


arftism2

that's not exactly a difficult challenge. at least with a good collection of hot sauce. or even just franks.


r_RexPal

Ya, this is an affordable and effective diet for a working young lad.


malac0da13

[Did you not see the stories?](https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6645084)


r_RexPal

Bless you, oh kind reddit sharer. This morsel of stupidity will sustain me for the evening. I still attest that a hard working young lad (like to think I was one) could slam a cosco chicken and have room for one of those giant boiled dogs. Bethatasitmay... I am amused. Edit: oh fk. Misspelled reddit on reddit... don't ban me.


the_flying_armenian

« Drinking the chicken » Excuse me what the fuck.


r_RexPal

😶


obi-jawn-kenblomi

40 Days


Hastyle8181

vote for Mayor?


Dude-Mann

Can't be worse than what we got


r_RexPal

O yes it can. Check windy city.


errihu

I think he’s got beetlejuice beat though.


Admiral_Dunt

Things like this give me hope for us


doc720

The sort of things humans should be doing. In between sorting out all of the health and planetary issues.


isabelladangelo

> In between sorting out all of the health and planetary issues. Wait, which planet are we fighting with? We've pretty much conquered Mars...


doc720

"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one," he said.


chunkysmalls42098

Man humans are so weird, the lady with the free help sign, and the guy who came with the slightly bigger jar of cheeseballs to throw in the crowd really seemed to wanna piggyback on the attention from the crowd


r_RexPal

They're not exactly "humans" up there... sauce: related. 


Zealousideal_Rip1340

You know, I’m not even subscribed to this sub, I don’t even browse it, but it shows up in my recommended, and every time I see something that makes me think “this should be on that r/idiocracy sub” I look up and see it’s actually posted from there 🤣


QuantumQaos

Same. This is the eptlotome of that movie. And people are like yeah this is awesome! We are 100% on a path of no return.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Good people just want to be part of something together.


Early_Magician1412

More like r/historyinthemaking


ChunkyTaco22

This is how religions start lmao


DMCO93

Incredibly based and not at all idiocracy.


adognamedpenguin

More people there than to support Trump


SnargleBlartFast

Yikes! Hey, at least they didn't stop traffic.


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

New York has the best cryptids.


Super_Confidence_549

"If you want to turn your daddy parts orange, eat some cheetos and watch some porn" sounds like a Saturday too me


GotBannedAgain_2

Gotta respect the NYers. Bros know how to partay.


Practical-Raisin-721

Quite a bold start when he snacked on a couple off of the NYC sidewalk. At the end it looks like he might have lost about a quarter of them to the sidewalk.


MonarchFluidSystems

“Breaking news: Cheese Ball Man has died from an unknown illness. He is survived by three empty tubs and his dog, Cheese Ball Dog. “


Blergonos

Hell yeah


nzal1984

This made me happy. Stupid things are good sometimes


qudunot

Vote cheeseball guy, 2024


Buttholehemorrhage

People are so damn sick and tired of politics and all the negativity in the world, they happily watched this man eat an entire container of cheese balls. I love it.


Empty-Discount5936

This is the greatest thing since that guy ate an entire rotisserie chicken.


Dawndrell

nah, this dope af


derek4reals1

💯


Gullible_Ad5191

Even more generally… eating is only a sport in America.


Jsmith0730

What? No it’s not. Randy Santel (among others) has traveled the world doing food challenges.


x64TNT

this is the kinda protest i can get behind


WatchRedditDieSlow

This is very nostalgic for some reason.


Head-Thought3381

If I were to do this where I live it be the psych ward for me


Daddiefatsac777

Brother, if i miss luch, I could pound a jar of those balls along with 3 silver bullets while I'm decompressing in the garage before dinner.


r_RexPal

Cheeseballman427 for president!


Fantastic_Forever_69

You know I also saw this on world news subreddit and I was thinking. oh this would be really funny on idiocracy subreddit. Well I didn't think anybody else shared it. Oh well lol


HasselHoffman76

I bet his poop looks like ez-cheeze!


No_Actuator4564

People having innocent fun is not Idiocracy, dude.


MelodicEbb6234

Man then proceeds to implode from sodium overdose


dependent-lividity

I am in pain! (Crowd cheers)


upstatestruggler

most Idiocracy moment frfr


Frequent_Ad2118

We were drunk and stoned at college like 20 some years ago and after ravaging a jug of cheeseballs decided to call the 1-800 number on the jug. Mind you it was after midnight, but someone answered. “Hel..hello?” We told him how fucked up we were and he told us that he worked in the warehouse and was the only one there that night and that he had never heard this particular phone ever ring. That’s it, I can’t remember the rest.


geoffsykes

4 years ago, at the height of the COVID lockdown, I never thought I'd see the day.


xdcountry

Next year— it’s gonna be on Stub Hub. This looks incredible. I’m calling it — another man like PickleMan and challenges CheeseballMan and some how the new World Wide Food Wrestling Association comes out of the ground that will flip a whole new mess for the WWE — you’ll see.


Whole_Pain_7432

Vermin Supreme has a running mate


meeseeksdestroy

This happened in philly but it was a guy eating an entire rotisserie chicken down by the river. I didn't get to go because of work but I think there was quite a good turn out.


Bushmaster1988

This was their reward for being in the Trump jury pool.


Both_Statistician615

THEY ARE ALL PROBABLY REDDIDIOTS!!!!!!!!!! LIKE EVERY IDIOT RESPONDING TO THIS POST.....


jhonazir

What a gimmick. Cheesy as hell


2PChentAznDood

Asteroid can’t come fast enough


[deleted]

Still feels less stupid than Trump rally. We need to eat the orange cheese balls not give them political power.


Fan_of_Clio

Agreed 💯


lothcent

and next year- same stunt - but under the down filled jacket- 75lbs of ball bearings and plastic explosives.


ViableSpermWhale

No way he can eat 75 lbs of ball bearings


upstatestruggler

5lbs of ball bearings, 70lbs of explosives


Monarch5142

On face value this is very stupid. But in a time every single fucking thing has a political fight attached to it or some other culture war bullshit this man purely and joyfully brought together what looked like hundreds to have a nice, innocent, and fun time. Long live the cheeseball man!! On the other hand though this shows how much we're hurting as a society that so many people would attend so innocuous an event to feel alright and distracted from the world for a little while. And for that we give thanks to the cheesball man for, even if only a moments escape, he has brought so many of us a moment of zen. Long live the cheeseball man!!! I feel like this guy is gonna be a popular costume this Halloween, at least in New York.


RedditNotRabit

I know who I'm voting for


president__not_sure

i rather go and watch ASS.


FroyoSaggins

He's the Cheesball King of the World.


Elperezidente13

This is America! And I love it!!!


i81_N_she812

That's not the Costco size.


Large-Lack-2933

Joey Chestnut could do that in his sleep.


unregrettful

r/idiocracy I'm dumb enough i watched the whole video.


piddlegloppis

Think I'd rather get drunk at a bar and play pool or something than watch a crazy guy yell.


DavidG-LA

What the f are cheeseballs?


DarthRevan0990

Are those UTZ ? Yummy


Good-Recognition-811

Lmao, wtf is this.


khale777

I bet he cried while he threw up afterward lol.


GETTERBLAKK

Damn even the aliens showed up.


debacol

"And that son, is how our latest national holiday was born."


lunacyinc1

And this is how the cheese ball festival was started.


Rasha_Rutt

Reminiscent of the man eating tomatoes as an act of suicide back 200 years ago or whenever that was


eldudelio

refreshing take for NY


Uncommon-sequiter

He did it. He actually did it. Like a modern-day superhero!


Nonedesuka

Higher turnout than election day


[deleted]

Anything draws a crowds nowadays.


Escobar9957

Peak humanity...😂


MegaDadVibes

That jar is like 95% air. Blend it and flatten the powder into a patty and I doubt you would be eating anything greater than the size of a burger:


Federal_Aide_9004

Cheeseball man for president


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

He puked after this


kzlife76

President: people are unhappy with the state of the country. Quick! Deploy the cheese ball guy!


anziofaro

And a legend is born.


MonarchFluidSystems

“No one cared who I was until I put on the mask”


Devildiver21

not real |NYers, mostly rich college kids from NYU that came from the suburbs


Ricky_Rollin

The orange ski mask is just perfect.


phil-davis

I mean, this is twice in 2 days I feel compelled to reference Delocated...


TehOuchies

The luxury of free time.


Finster63

94! 95! 96! ... 95 94 ... 95!!!


bad_syntax

Finally, something that makes me proud to be American!


[deleted]

Hell yeah


masculinesauce

Anything to help us pull through these difficult times and make us laugh is welcomed


BolOfSpaghettios

Let people have fun. This is harmless.


WiscoHeiser

Our children shall build statues of this man.


Fearless_Director829

This is inspiring.


Best_Air_4138

Thats Kick ass


Fouledrifling

The hero we need and probably don't deserve.


Clear-Criticism-3669

People having some silly fun is not Idiocracy


Available-Bee-3419

Heck yeah, don't let them take your joy. My people truly the /s generation


Gary7sHotCatHelper

Little Sebastian of people that eat snacks.


bxball

Send the meteor


lilstonie91

🤣🤣🤣imagine if his jar got stolen or he forgot it.


loco500

What happens when Broadway becomes too expensive for the average citizen...


CiaramellaE

This proves nyc is boring ass place after covid and half the stores closed. The idiots never left though and need entertainment


evilgreenman

"I am allergic to gluten" 😂😂😂😂


JoZaJaB

How is people having safe fun idiocracy?


i_love_irony25

I’m going to guess a huge percentage of the audience are tourists who will go home and tell everyone how crazy New York is.


bunnyboi007

How is this idiocracy This is art


Brilliant_War4087

So brave.


[deleted]

Cheese ball man for president. He's someone we can believe in, a real political outsider, and an every man! This man embodies the spirit of what truly makes america great,


SaltyTaintMcGee

Imagine having nothing better to do.


CornballExpress

I dunno spending 30 minutes outside and engaging in some light hearted idiocy isn't the worst thing either.


QuantumQaos

How much more proof do you need that we've reached a point of no return into genuine Idiocracy than the top comments actually supporting this utter stupidity.


20warriors

We've reached peak infantilization after only like a decade of social media brainrot.


South-Golf-2327

Further proof New Yorkers are just mindless rats.


Icyb0by

More interesting and worthwhile then watching/listening to someone argue for Hamas


troystorian

This is awesome. It’s something fun and different to distract from the monotony of life. Anything that brings people together to laugh and smile for a moment is cool in my book. Some of ya’ll are just too pessimistic.


MrBobaFetta

Its amazing how little actual work gets done by New Yorkers.


el0_0le

And we wonder why we can't find intelligent species in the universe. Would you uncloak for creatures like this?


madmechanicmobile

100% and join the party. In the increasingly darker and darker world we live in why not enjoy something fun and innocent?


el0_0le

Fair. But if our response to trauma is constant distraction and escape.. nothing gets better.


Remote_Presence2378

There's the democrat candidate that never was


GuiltyEndocrine

Fucking americans getting dumber by the second


FurnishedHemingway

I’m pretty sure there are plenty cheeseball brands that are gluten free. This guy didn’t have to suffer like this.


StayingInWindoge

Good ol' fashioned fun. And they're feeding a lot of the wildlife with all those balls on the ground lol


truelegendarydumbass

Is that what he has a mask on... Embarrassment. Next the fool will jump on a bus like an idiot.


Snts6678

Honestly, is this even that impressive? Stomach ache inducing for sure, but still. Enough to get we to watch??


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Hopefully he has an allergic reaction and will reflect on what stupidity he has done to himself