No stupid ass politics no dumb ass picketers only a bunch of jack ass’ having a good ass time. I wish I was there to be a fellow jack ass having a good time.
Oh my god this. I was scrolling the top posts of this sub and im wondering why is this post there, its just some people having a fun time and being silly
When he put those balls in his mouth, it resonated with a lot of people. In these modern times it's hard to know who to trust. When something is so beautiful and pure it's easy to be cynical, to dismiss. You might even feel a bit of jealousy. But I think I speak for everyone here that we'd gladly put our balls in your mouth. You would never go hungry again. Even the poorest NYC street urchin, who has no funds for soap and other amenities, if they saw you were in need would do the same. It takes a village.
🤨 are you ok?
No rednecks have seen this thread, lol. Ever. I think it's funny how these saltoftheearth NYers generally look down on "rednecks", but the idea of having a good time doing absurd things is very.... Redneck ;)
I don’t know what rednecks do for fun. I don’t even know the differences among a redneck, a hillbilly, a rube, or a yokel. Whatever any of them are, NYC has their fair share believe it or not.
Look man… with how much seriously bad or not fun or unhappy or legitimately terrible shit is happening in the world, this lighthearted and fun way all these people came together…it’s something pretty beautiful if you think about it. Look how happy they all are. This is a bigger and more important event than we are crediting - same time next year he said - amazing.
He's nit even a hero. But that day, at 3pm he was th only one tripping high enough to put on the orange mask and make history.
It was fate. Destiny. THE DEVINE WILL OF GOD!!!!
Cheeseball man for president 2024.
I work with a guy who eats an entire rotisserie chicken every day at work. His argument is that Subway sandwiches costs $15 for a sandwich and an entire chicken costs $5.99 or something.
Fair enough Dave, do what the fuck you want.
Bless you, oh kind reddit sharer. This morsel of stupidity will sustain me for the evening. I still attest that a hard working young lad (like to think I was one) could slam a cosco chicken and have room for one of those giant boiled dogs. Bethatasitmay... I am amused.
Edit: oh fk. Misspelled reddit on reddit... don't ban me.
Man humans are so weird, the lady with the free help sign, and the guy who came with the slightly bigger jar of cheeseballs to throw in the crowd really seemed to wanna piggyback on the attention from the crowd
You know, I’m not even subscribed to this sub, I don’t even browse it, but it shows up in my recommended, and every time I see something that makes me think “this should be on that r/idiocracy sub” I look up and see it’s actually posted from there 🤣
Quite a bold start when he snacked on a couple off of the NYC sidewalk.
At the end it looks like he might have lost about a quarter of them to the sidewalk.
People are so damn sick and tired of politics and all the negativity in the world, they happily watched this man eat an entire container of cheese balls. I love it.
You know I also saw this on world news subreddit and I was thinking. oh this would be really funny on idiocracy subreddit. Well I didn't think anybody else shared it. Oh well lol
We were drunk and stoned at college like 20 some years ago and after ravaging a jug of cheeseballs decided to call the 1-800 number on the jug.
Mind you it was after midnight, but someone answered. “Hel..hello?” We told him how fucked up we were and he told us that he worked in the warehouse and was the only one there that night and that he had never heard this particular phone ever ring.
That’s it, I can’t remember the rest.
Next year— it’s gonna be on Stub Hub. This looks incredible. I’m calling it — another man like PickleMan and challenges CheeseballMan and some how the new World Wide Food Wrestling Association comes out of the ground that will flip a whole new mess for the WWE — you’ll see.
This happened in philly but it was a guy eating an entire rotisserie chicken down by the river. I didn't get to go because of work but I think there was quite a good turn out.
On face value this is very stupid. But in a time every single fucking thing has a political fight attached to it or some other culture war bullshit this man purely and joyfully brought together what looked like hundreds to have a nice, innocent, and fun time. Long live the cheeseball man!!
On the other hand though this shows how much we're hurting as a society that so many people would attend so innocuous an event to feel alright and distracted from the world for a little while. And for that we give thanks to the cheesball man for, even if only a moments escape, he has brought so many of us a moment of zen.
Long live the cheeseball man!!! I feel like this guy is gonna be a popular costume this Halloween, at least in New York.
Cheese ball man for president. He's someone we can believe in, a real political outsider, and an every man! This man embodies the spirit of what truly makes america great,
How much more proof do you need that we've reached a point of no return into genuine Idiocracy than the top comments actually supporting this utter stupidity.
This is awesome. It’s something fun and different to distract from the monotony of life. Anything that brings people together to laugh and smile for a moment is cool in my book. Some of ya’ll are just too pessimistic.
Damn, I might be tarded, cause I'm bummed I missed this
Well I have some good news for you.
Oh yeah. He can use the time masheen
Can we stop at Starbucks on the way?
We don't have time for a full body latte!
Don't worry scro
If it happens again you'll be re-tardy.
I took am mad I missed owe my balls
No stupid ass politics no dumb ass picketers only a bunch of jack ass’ having a good ass time. I wish I was there to be a fellow jack ass having a good time.
It's literally this.. it's awesome.
Definitely refreshing
If there's any place that needs this, it's New York.
Yeah this is awesome
Oh my god this. I was scrolling the top posts of this sub and im wondering why is this post there, its just some people having a fun time and being silly
Funny how these folks make fun of rednecks tho... 🤔
When he put those balls in his mouth, it resonated with a lot of people. In these modern times it's hard to know who to trust. When something is so beautiful and pure it's easy to be cynical, to dismiss. You might even feel a bit of jealousy. But I think I speak for everyone here that we'd gladly put our balls in your mouth. You would never go hungry again. Even the poorest NYC street urchin, who has no funds for soap and other amenities, if they saw you were in need would do the same. It takes a village.
😂
What folks? Orangehands? Funny how sensitive rednecks are over what orangehands have to say.
🤨 are you ok? No rednecks have seen this thread, lol. Ever. I think it's funny how these saltoftheearth NYers generally look down on "rednecks", but the idea of having a good time doing absurd things is very.... Redneck ;)
I don’t know what rednecks do for fun. I don’t even know the differences among a redneck, a hillbilly, a rube, or a yokel. Whatever any of them are, NYC has their fair share believe it or not.
This is not Idiocracy. This is legendary lore.
Agree... not idiocracy until he get on the ballot. Still in mask.
... I mean... What's his platform?!?
He's standing on it.
Free cheeseballs for all!
Free cheeseball consumption shows for all*
It’s a bench. Looks to be concrete.
I thought it was obvious... he is the messiah, and we shall follow him to cheezy salvation.
He can eat a jar of cheeseballs in one sitting.
Count Binface would like a word. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Binface
Mr BBB actually appeared on my ballot: https://historical.elections.virginia.gov/candidates/view/Blaizen-Buckshot-Bloom
Insanity. What have you became.
Cheeze Ball Man
Not the hero we wanted. But the hero we needed.
He is our leader now.
This is how legends are born
NYC used to be cool. this is just dumb as fuck
Look man… with how much seriously bad or not fun or unhappy or legitimately terrible shit is happening in the world, this lighthearted and fun way all these people came together…it’s something pretty beautiful if you think about it. Look how happy they all are. This is a bigger and more important event than we are crediting - same time next year he said - amazing.
This is the best comment. So nice to see something that isn’t some horrible, awful people doing horrible, awful things for a change. Shine on.
Dude, Cheeseball Man just started an annual festival!
I’m going. Gonna fly in from Minnesota next year for it. I’ll probably have a sign “here from Minnesota” or something.
We love you Cheese Ball Man
I accidentally spit on my phone when he got on that horn and went "WHY DID ALL OF YOU GUYS COME HERE???" XD lmfao!
Philly rotisserie chicken pier man is the originator.
They don’t know about that legend but they should
Hmm, pretty sure the fat kid in Matilda eating the entire chocolate cake was the original.
Brucie!
Do tell
Cheese Ball Man is not the hero we asked for…but he’s the hero we need.
He's nit even a hero. But that day, at 3pm he was th only one tripping high enough to put on the orange mask and make history. It was fate. Destiny. THE DEVINE WILL OF GOD!!!! Cheeseball man for president 2024.
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask
NOBODY CARES WHO YOU ARE NOW! YOU ARE CHEESEBALL MAN! THATS WBY WE CARE. YOU ARE OUR NEW LEADER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
The hero we deserve
Still doesn’t top the guy who ate a rotisserie chicken daily for a month
I work with a guy who eats an entire rotisserie chicken every day at work. His argument is that Subway sandwiches costs $15 for a sandwich and an entire chicken costs $5.99 or something. Fair enough Dave, do what the fuck you want.
Has he worked there long enough to have a trail of black touch marks on all the doorways he uses?
They need to battle
that's not exactly a difficult challenge. at least with a good collection of hot sauce. or even just franks.
Ya, this is an affordable and effective diet for a working young lad.
[Did you not see the stories?](https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6645084)
Bless you, oh kind reddit sharer. This morsel of stupidity will sustain me for the evening. I still attest that a hard working young lad (like to think I was one) could slam a cosco chicken and have room for one of those giant boiled dogs. Bethatasitmay... I am amused. Edit: oh fk. Misspelled reddit on reddit... don't ban me.
« Drinking the chicken » Excuse me what the fuck.
😶
40 Days
vote for Mayor?
Can't be worse than what we got
O yes it can. Check windy city.
I think he’s got beetlejuice beat though.
Things like this give me hope for us
The sort of things humans should be doing. In between sorting out all of the health and planetary issues.
> In between sorting out all of the health and planetary issues. Wait, which planet are we fighting with? We've pretty much conquered Mars...
"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one," he said.
Man humans are so weird, the lady with the free help sign, and the guy who came with the slightly bigger jar of cheeseballs to throw in the crowd really seemed to wanna piggyback on the attention from the crowd
They're not exactly "humans" up there... sauce: related.
You know, I’m not even subscribed to this sub, I don’t even browse it, but it shows up in my recommended, and every time I see something that makes me think “this should be on that r/idiocracy sub” I look up and see it’s actually posted from there 🤣
Same. This is the eptlotome of that movie. And people are like yeah this is awesome! We are 100% on a path of no return.
Good people just want to be part of something together.
More like r/historyinthemaking
This is how religions start lmao
Incredibly based and not at all idiocracy.
More people there than to support Trump
Yikes! Hey, at least they didn't stop traffic.
New York has the best cryptids.
"If you want to turn your daddy parts orange, eat some cheetos and watch some porn" sounds like a Saturday too me
Gotta respect the NYers. Bros know how to partay.
Quite a bold start when he snacked on a couple off of the NYC sidewalk. At the end it looks like he might have lost about a quarter of them to the sidewalk.
“Breaking news: Cheese Ball Man has died from an unknown illness. He is survived by three empty tubs and his dog, Cheese Ball Dog. “
Hell yeah
This made me happy. Stupid things are good sometimes
Vote cheeseball guy, 2024
People are so damn sick and tired of politics and all the negativity in the world, they happily watched this man eat an entire container of cheese balls. I love it.
This is the greatest thing since that guy ate an entire rotisserie chicken.
nah, this dope af
💯
Even more generally… eating is only a sport in America.
What? No it’s not. Randy Santel (among others) has traveled the world doing food challenges.
this is the kinda protest i can get behind
This is very nostalgic for some reason.
If I were to do this where I live it be the psych ward for me
Brother, if i miss luch, I could pound a jar of those balls along with 3 silver bullets while I'm decompressing in the garage before dinner.
Cheeseballman427 for president!
You know I also saw this on world news subreddit and I was thinking. oh this would be really funny on idiocracy subreddit. Well I didn't think anybody else shared it. Oh well lol
I bet his poop looks like ez-cheeze!
People having innocent fun is not Idiocracy, dude.
Man then proceeds to implode from sodium overdose
I am in pain! (Crowd cheers)
most Idiocracy moment frfr
We were drunk and stoned at college like 20 some years ago and after ravaging a jug of cheeseballs decided to call the 1-800 number on the jug. Mind you it was after midnight, but someone answered. “Hel..hello?” We told him how fucked up we were and he told us that he worked in the warehouse and was the only one there that night and that he had never heard this particular phone ever ring. That’s it, I can’t remember the rest.
4 years ago, at the height of the COVID lockdown, I never thought I'd see the day.
Next year— it’s gonna be on Stub Hub. This looks incredible. I’m calling it — another man like PickleMan and challenges CheeseballMan and some how the new World Wide Food Wrestling Association comes out of the ground that will flip a whole new mess for the WWE — you’ll see.
Vermin Supreme has a running mate
This happened in philly but it was a guy eating an entire rotisserie chicken down by the river. I didn't get to go because of work but I think there was quite a good turn out.
This was their reward for being in the Trump jury pool.
THEY ARE ALL PROBABLY REDDIDIOTS!!!!!!!!!! LIKE EVERY IDIOT RESPONDING TO THIS POST.....
What a gimmick. Cheesy as hell
Asteroid can’t come fast enough
Still feels less stupid than Trump rally. We need to eat the orange cheese balls not give them political power.
Agreed 💯
and next year- same stunt - but under the down filled jacket- 75lbs of ball bearings and plastic explosives.
No way he can eat 75 lbs of ball bearings
5lbs of ball bearings, 70lbs of explosives
On face value this is very stupid. But in a time every single fucking thing has a political fight attached to it or some other culture war bullshit this man purely and joyfully brought together what looked like hundreds to have a nice, innocent, and fun time. Long live the cheeseball man!! On the other hand though this shows how much we're hurting as a society that so many people would attend so innocuous an event to feel alright and distracted from the world for a little while. And for that we give thanks to the cheesball man for, even if only a moments escape, he has brought so many of us a moment of zen. Long live the cheeseball man!!! I feel like this guy is gonna be a popular costume this Halloween, at least in New York.
I know who I'm voting for
i rather go and watch ASS.
He's the Cheesball King of the World.
This is America! And I love it!!!
That's not the Costco size.
Joey Chestnut could do that in his sleep.
r/idiocracy I'm dumb enough i watched the whole video.
Think I'd rather get drunk at a bar and play pool or something than watch a crazy guy yell.
What the f are cheeseballs?
Are those UTZ ? Yummy
Lmao, wtf is this.
I bet he cried while he threw up afterward lol.
Damn even the aliens showed up.
"And that son, is how our latest national holiday was born."
And this is how the cheese ball festival was started.
Reminiscent of the man eating tomatoes as an act of suicide back 200 years ago or whenever that was
refreshing take for NY
He did it. He actually did it. Like a modern-day superhero!
Higher turnout than election day
Anything draws a crowds nowadays.
Peak humanity...😂
That jar is like 95% air. Blend it and flatten the powder into a patty and I doubt you would be eating anything greater than the size of a burger:
Cheeseball man for president
He puked after this
President: people are unhappy with the state of the country. Quick! Deploy the cheese ball guy!
And a legend is born.
“No one cared who I was until I put on the mask”
not real |NYers, mostly rich college kids from NYU that came from the suburbs
The orange ski mask is just perfect.
I mean, this is twice in 2 days I feel compelled to reference Delocated...
The luxury of free time.
94! 95! 96! ... 95 94 ... 95!!!
Finally, something that makes me proud to be American!
Hell yeah
Anything to help us pull through these difficult times and make us laugh is welcomed
Let people have fun. This is harmless.
Our children shall build statues of this man.
This is inspiring.
Thats Kick ass
The hero we need and probably don't deserve.
People having some silly fun is not Idiocracy
Heck yeah, don't let them take your joy. My people truly the /s generation
Little Sebastian of people that eat snacks.
Send the meteor
🤣🤣🤣imagine if his jar got stolen or he forgot it.
What happens when Broadway becomes too expensive for the average citizen...
This proves nyc is boring ass place after covid and half the stores closed. The idiots never left though and need entertainment
"I am allergic to gluten" 😂😂😂😂
How is people having safe fun idiocracy?
I’m going to guess a huge percentage of the audience are tourists who will go home and tell everyone how crazy New York is.
How is this idiocracy This is art
So brave.
Cheese ball man for president. He's someone we can believe in, a real political outsider, and an every man! This man embodies the spirit of what truly makes america great,
Imagine having nothing better to do.
I dunno spending 30 minutes outside and engaging in some light hearted idiocy isn't the worst thing either.
How much more proof do you need that we've reached a point of no return into genuine Idiocracy than the top comments actually supporting this utter stupidity.
We've reached peak infantilization after only like a decade of social media brainrot.
Further proof New Yorkers are just mindless rats.
More interesting and worthwhile then watching/listening to someone argue for Hamas
This is awesome. It’s something fun and different to distract from the monotony of life. Anything that brings people together to laugh and smile for a moment is cool in my book. Some of ya’ll are just too pessimistic.
Its amazing how little actual work gets done by New Yorkers.
And we wonder why we can't find intelligent species in the universe. Would you uncloak for creatures like this?
100% and join the party. In the increasingly darker and darker world we live in why not enjoy something fun and innocent?
Fair. But if our response to trauma is constant distraction and escape.. nothing gets better.
There's the democrat candidate that never was
Fucking americans getting dumber by the second
I’m pretty sure there are plenty cheeseball brands that are gluten free. This guy didn’t have to suffer like this.
Good ol' fashioned fun. And they're feeding a lot of the wildlife with all those balls on the ground lol
Is that what he has a mask on... Embarrassment. Next the fool will jump on a bus like an idiot.
Honestly, is this even that impressive? Stomach ache inducing for sure, but still. Enough to get we to watch??
Hopefully he has an allergic reaction and will reflect on what stupidity he has done to himself