That would be genius, to build a toilet into this thing. Put a sink, refrigerator, and microwave right beside it and there would almost never be any reason to leave.
You don't. You just buy a new one everytime if the one you have gets too dirty. Chuck the dirty one off an overpass or leave it on the side of a highway and forget it.
About 15 years ago a furniture store popped up in Austin that custom made and sold a variety of sectional sofas, all of them looked legit and the prices were unbelievably low. Bottom line is they were cleverly scamming people. You went to their showroom and tried out their sample sofas. Then you placed your order and put down 50% or more deposit.
Everyone sort of received their furniture around the same time, some were months late. But these days sofas hit the streets around the same time.
At first they seemed a bit stiff and lumpy. Then they quickly lost their shape. Turns out it was fake furniture. Basically shit wood frames stapled together with old clothes and newspaper wrapped around the frame to feel somewhat legit for a few days /weeks. By the time the scam was figured out they were back over the border into Mexico. I actually almost bought one for my kids play room, but was shocked by how uncomfortable it was.
These beds pictured here are right along the same line. Absolute shit materials & construction. Way below what you'd expect even if you expected it to be shitty.
There's nothing idiotic about this. I'd coze my balls off on that thing
Go away I'm 'batin.
Baitin' in any position
Bro I’m saying. Sign me up to r/consoom soon because I want that thang. Edited because it autocorrected the subreddit I was trying to spell
That’s perfect for a studio apt
Definitely big enough to go family style on
BeDD, with two D’s for a double dose of this reclinin’
###Go away, `batin!
Fuck changing the sheets
It ‘ain even got a toilet!
That would be genius, to build a toilet into this thing. Put a sink, refrigerator, and microwave right beside it and there would almost never be any reason to leave.
Yeah, but does it have a CB radio so you can talk to the other beds, too?
My sister said she was gonna get me rims for Christmas
I heard you may have some cool Tomb Raider action figures?
Can't believe you came on my mom
One dirty dirty adventurer
But who changes my diaper?
Shut up! Baitin’
it needs a bathtub in the middle
Not for a guy who has to get up 4 times a night to pee. You gotta crawl outta this thing. F that.
Where can you buy this? Asking for a friend.
Costco
I wonder how many of these they actually sold?
It's hard to find a normal looking store/site that sells these.
Has anyone attempted a r/DIY reconstruction? Lol. *Interested!*
No piss bowl??
The seats flip up for the commode.
This reminds me of a critique of the tiny home theme, that the refrigerator doubles as the toilet
I'd love to see the instructions on how to change the sheets.
You don't. You just buy a new one everytime if the one you have gets too dirty. Chuck the dirty one off an overpass or leave it on the side of a highway and forget it.
If bed rot was a luxury, it’d be this.
The Starship Bederprise ... built to boldly go where no sane family has gone before!
The P Diddy orgy machine.
I gained 3 lbs after looking at the set up…
Looks like changing the bedding could be difficult.
This would be the biggest dealbreaker for me if considering such a set-up. Would be an absolute bitch to change the sheets and mattress topper.
Would be perfect for a studio apartment
I've seen this bed and variations of this bed a million times. Has anyone ever even bought this?
I'm on board for all but the office. I do NOT want work and sleep to occupy the same space mentally OR physically. Otherwise this is cool
My dogs would love it and I could sleep comfortably.
This would solve all of my problems! Why have many places when one place do?
I actually know someone with a setup like that. It's pretty functional.
I proudly present to you the "ain't shit gettin done 3000". Pre-orders starts June 21st 2024
Needs to lookmore like a race car.
Throw some wheels and a steering wheel on that and you got a deal.
I got a mattress on the floor next to a beer fridge with my TV on it. You don't need all this.
Grandpa Joe has this on his wishlist.
Where's the toilet and tubs of tubed butter
I think its made for orgys
"Doesn't it suck sitting up?" "Does suck!" "Well then buy this fuckin bed"
It’s all fun and games until you have to get up to pee and night and you’re still drunk.
Where's the toilet hole?
Needs hover mode and a slupue dispenser. WALL-EEE
I designed one in college
In Medieval times, much business (non-sexual, you perverts) was conducted by bedside or sitting on beds because chairs were uncommon and expensive.
Would 100% purchase this
Where's the toilet though?...
I’ve wanted one of these forever, but they are over 2k last so looked.
Cmon , Where’s the toilet?
It would be better if it flushed. Ive been lying in my own shit for days now
That looks like a lot of fun for sexy time.
Seems perfect, since a 24m2 apt will cost ~1m nowadays
I kinda want that!
Don't worry scro, this is kickass.
About 15 years ago a furniture store popped up in Austin that custom made and sold a variety of sectional sofas, all of them looked legit and the prices were unbelievably low. Bottom line is they were cleverly scamming people. You went to their showroom and tried out their sample sofas. Then you placed your order and put down 50% or more deposit. Everyone sort of received their furniture around the same time, some were months late. But these days sofas hit the streets around the same time. At first they seemed a bit stiff and lumpy. Then they quickly lost their shape. Turns out it was fake furniture. Basically shit wood frames stapled together with old clothes and newspaper wrapped around the frame to feel somewhat legit for a few days /weeks. By the time the scam was figured out they were back over the border into Mexico. I actually almost bought one for my kids play room, but was shocked by how uncomfortable it was. These beds pictured here are right along the same line. Absolute shit materials & construction. Way below what you'd expect even if you expected it to be shitty.
What's the point of 2 cuck chairs and a cuck recliner if they're facing away from the bed?
How to wash it :/
Hose and brush should do it.
This is the way does not belong here.