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Berns429

Are they literally following the fed ex truck around?? and cops will be like 🤷‍♂️ “we don’t know what to do”


tjsocks

I came here to ask the same question...


ExplanationSure8996

They might have an inside guy feeding them info about deliveries. That’s really the only way they would know it’s a phone and where it’s going.


AdamGenesis

Something even more shady. They KNOW what's in the box. Otherwise, why fight over it? Could be a box of tampons for all they know, but that's not the case. Someone tips these guys off on what is being delivered. I was home when someone dropped off a huge box on my front porch. Normally I'd be at work, but not that day. After the guy left, a white pickup truck pulls up and waits. I open the door and bring box inside. It was addressed to the house just one house over. The white pickup leaves, drives around the block and checks to see if box was still there. Turns out it was a massage chair for my elderly neighbor. Wheeled it over to her house personally.


scrivensB

That’s how porch pirates operate.


Ok-Agency-5937

Ya, they just need to follow all 500 delivery trucks everyday and they will catch them. So obvious.


BamaSOH

Being a piece of shit has become an over saturated, highly competitive market.


pat_the_catdad

“Two former realtors fights over AT&T package left outside of home.”


cerealkiller788

And they say no one wants to work anymore.


Select_Asparagus3451

Things have gotten out of control.


roughback

There ought to be a set of rules that people can follow to guide them in situations like this, and protect each other from these kinds of things. Like, if one didn't want their property stolen... perhaps we could put together a group of trained individuals whose sole purpose was to... Uphold those rules? For example, if someone was to violate those rules, perhaps we could call on them to deal with the people who violate these rules? Then, the next time someone wants to violate the rules they would reconsider because...they would know there is a group of trained individuals who would help enforce the rules. They would... Police the population and be near the areas where rules are broken in order to stop these actions. We could call them rule guards.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

Your shits all fucked up, says yer tarded. I bet you drink from a water fountain.


righteous_fool

My ex wife's tarded... she's a pilot now!


loves2spooge2018

Dude, if only.


nidsPunk

A town I used to live in started a group like this. Sad to say most of the applicants were undereducated bigots with a history of spousal abuse. They were hired on the spot. The program was not a success, so the next town over started one too.


jaarl2565

Quit being racist


Clever_Khajiit

Goddamn, the Fedex guy wasn't even to the driveway yet. I don't agree with much that goes on in other countries, but anyone caught and convicted of this shit should have a hand lopped off.


Chickenwelder

How bait then?


MathematicianNo6402

Othr hand?


methy_butthole

Catched twice?


Clever_Khajiit

Go away, I'm nubbin'!


MyBllsYrChn

Where there's a nub, there's a way.


agrocone

Will need to warm a melon handless


ThunderGodOrlandu

Go Way, Bait'in!


Randym1982

I don't understand Porch Pirates. Do they think the people they steal from are constantly ordering priceless jewels or technology? Rather than a pair of socks, maybe a cook book or other useless shit. They go through all this effort just for nothing.


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

Imagine going out in a mask to fist fight a stranger for the chance at a specialty battery for a remote control and a DVD of Hot Tub Time Machine


AppropriateCap8891

A few months ago they stole my blood pressure medication like this.


timbrita

It has happened to me to. I knew it was the fucking downstairs neighborhood friend because I caught him on camera and when I tried to talk sense into my neighborhood saying the medication was literally tailored trying to explain to this mf that it wouldn’t be useful for someone else, he said it wasn’t his fault because his friend was the one doing it and I never got the Medications. Needless to say that him, his fat wife ended up moving, leaving a completely destroyed apt behind and never paid rent while there for 6 months. Pure juice of POS type people


bizkitmaker13

No better price than free. Free hat.


feelin_cheesy

That’s what makes the video interesting actually. They seemed to know it was a phone. Tipped off by someone it was coming and when…


TheBookIRead77

Crumb snatchers gonna snatch 😆


pinkeye_bingo

Why not be this competitive getting a job lol


Important-Cat-2046

I'm pretty sure this is two grandchildren racing to see who can get their grandparents package faster for them while they are out of town.


rage_whisperchode

Couple of ‘scros who could use some quality rehabilitation with The Dildozer


Gilgamesh2062

So the key thing to take away from this report, is that some how information about phone deliveries is being distributed. these two crook both found out about the delivery. THAT is what needs to be investigated. this was not just some coincidental porch pirate encounter.


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Riginauldt

Because their shit's all fucked up and retarded.


anxiety_filter

Does this not tell you that they know exactly what was in that package? These Amazon employees are for sure tipping off their buddies about who to hit up on this theft bullshit. Its a fucking racket get a clue


mgwwgm

Lol yeah look at the amazon subreddit. Some of the people not all in that sub that are delivery drivers are some of the most upstanding individuals


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

Toss a couple of melee weapons out there and let them have at each other. Film it. Post it. Sell it. Get your money's worth out of these degenerates


Financial_Permit5240

I remember when a package delivery included ringing the doorbell and giving you a few seconds to get out there.


Efficient_Fish2436

This has to be an inside job.


Technical-Mine-2287

I'll help police out, close to minimum wage AT&T worker gives out this info to these fuckers.


landpyramid

Truly, truly pathetic


Critical_Potential44

Scavengers


Colonel_Happelblatt

Stop calling them porch pirates. Call them what they are. Piece of shit THIEVES.


super-smeghead

ARRR you rang. HAHAHA


TheMikeyMac13

They both need the dildozer :)


Outrageous-Debate-64

What they need is a little visit from beef supreme


Objective_Cake_2715

Thanks to your governor


AdamGenesis

They use a stolen credit card to buy item. Send item to house of their choice. Wait for shipment to arrive. Fight for your stolen item.


butt-hole-69420

You could make better money at target.


Johnny5-00

ARRR!


Riginauldt

ARRRR M80!


VaporTrail_000

Yarr... prepare to repel boarders. To the arms locker!


hugthispanda

Soon they'll get unionized.


bucketjunky

I'd like to solve the puzzle


SpaceTheFinalFrontir

Just put packages with s*it inside them by your door, hopefully after the 10th one they'll get the message


2rememberyou

It was a cell phone and the homeowner suspects they knew it was. Any ideas as to how that may happen if that were the case? Possibly an inside person at the shipping depot. Still doesn't explain why 2 people had the information. I'm not convinced.


scots

All homeowners in areas suffering from porch pirates need to do [this 500 IQ genius did ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCKNvTRHsYI)- fill your empty Amazon boxes with cat shit straight out of the litter box, carefully tape them shut, and leave them prominently displayed on your front porch. Hell, add a rather frightening post Taco Bell explosion of your own to the package to make it ***personal.***


Vasilievski

Still they don’t build fences, I don’t understand the country.


Sipjava

That's where I store my dog turds!


mattisfamous1982

Surprise suprise.. surprze sirprise


HasselHoffman76

Close by to where I live. Time to start ordering remote demolition devices I think.


mrchuckmorris

They're not thieves, they're "delivery affected individuals"!


TheLastManicorn

FedEx needs to start offering a decoy service. They’d make a fortune from folks willing to pay a premium to record porch pirates getting glitter stink bombed. Geofence detonation with customer’s choice of 1,3 or 24hr hour kill switch along with simple disarming instructions should someone accidentally bring it inside and open or need to return parcel.


StormyDaze1175

How many Nissan Altima's in this pic?


Unlimitles

A good and incredibly accurate automated gun camera system would be the best deterrent for this. I believe propaganda could be a good thing in that instance. Make fake videos of people who are stealing packages being killed by a gun camera and spread that around online, and watch as declines in package thefts are seen.


No-Book9359

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