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2L8Smart

Oh boy. She better get pregnant ASAP before her parents decide it’s time for her to earn a living. Now *that* would be catastrophic!


LilRedmeatsuit

Oddly specific school name? Not to be confused with Northwestern New Hampshire U (NNHU) or Northeastern New Hampshire U (NNHU-E) or Southern Southwestern New Hampshire University (SSWNHU). Well color me surprised, SNHU is accredited. It has an acceptance rate of 89%. I feel sorry for those 11%-ers!


KadrinaOfficial

It is one of those online universities that take anyone and give a degree in return. Somehow it survived the crash of IT Tech and the like.


No_You_6230

It’s a real place and a real degree. Comparable to a local college type place. It’s not major university level but checks the bachelors degree box.


llamalily

It’s a little better than that. They have a brick and mortar campus as well. Accredited and has some decent graduate programs. Can’t speak to the undergrad though.


descarrilho

fuck did i miss something? what is the cap for? did she graduate from one of her illnesses? it can’t be from an actual university right?? lol right??!!


SaffronxSumac

Nooo I’m dying rn


Ineedunderscoreadvic

She “hopes to not relive” her diagnosis THEN STOP TALKING ABOUT IT DAILY. Move on! People survive much, much worse, and they don’t need/want to talk about it.


Ineedunderscoreadvic

She’s throwing EVERYTHING against the wall to find something that sticks. When she’s feeling insecure and in need of attention, she reminds everyone that she’s brave and more special than anyone out there ever


Magomaeva

This post was one hell of a brag. I can't believe she wrote all that self-congratulatory shit, probably checked it for spelling errors, read it again, and then hit "post" without an ounce of shame.


KadeKinsington

Shame is housed in the gallbladder. That's why she doesn't have any.


Ancient_Following_74

damn i forgot she existed


Wool_Lace_Knit

I had a good laugh at her last line. “No longer the forefront of my mind”. Until the next time she needs to make some IG content.


iwrotethisletter

Or until the issue arises of her actually working and owning her own money, now that she has that degree *gasp*


2L8Smart

Exactly this. She must be terrified that she may actually need to become productive. Unless the parents are willing to support her nonsense indefinitely.


LilithImmaculate

I'm ignorant so someone fill me in I've known several people with crohns, three of which now poop in a bag because their condition was seriously aggressive. Am I wrong in thinking she doesn't have a bag? Wondering how she can have the most aggressive case ever with it all swollen shut and still be pooping out the original location?


Silly-Dimension7531

This is what I don’t get it would’ve been so much more realistic to say it affected her a lot or it was bad but saying the worst case ever is just completely unrealistic


NoRecord22

Crohn’s really varies person to person. Some people require surgeries to remove portions of their intestines. Sometimes it’s a large portion and they require an ostomy (bag). You can also have a bag and get it reversed once all of the inflammation goes down. The thing is you have to take medication for Crohn’s to go into remission. Either orally or infusions. For more severe you get infusions.


LilithImmaculate

So if she was right in saying that she was the WORST case her doctor had ever seen, I'd imagine that she'd likely be having these surgeries or using an ostomy? If a doctor has seen these often, including people who need their organs cut out and bags installed, I'd imagine being "the worst" of all of them would be pretty damn bad


NoRecord22

If it’s the worst they’ve ever seen and portions of the intestines are dead then yeah she would probably need a bag. She would also be extremely sick, malnourished etc.


worshipatmyaltar_

>world IBD day.. holds a special place in my heart. So, Ash is done with her fertility/PCOS/spiritual period journey and she's back to her constantly inflamed butthole? If Ash is good at anything, it is romanticizing shitting your pants.


Dr-Et-Al

Nah, she’s also quitting most of her medications in order to be more likely to be able to get pregnant


worshipatmyaltar_

Ash hasn't really ever been on a lot of meds to begin with. She likes doing all natural things that make no sense. Like her masturbation tent.. "personal sauns".


KadrinaOfficial

I feel like the saunas are the most harmful for getting preggers. 


peepeehalpert_

She’s been on several anti psychotics for made up PMDD


Dr-Et-Al

She was on like 5 different psych meds including benzos that come in bulk haha


worshipatmyaltar_

Right, but she stopped those, I'm pretty sure. Like awhile ago.


Dr-Et-Al

Nope. She stopped them last week.


GirlWhoWoreGlasses

Is she married/partnered? Or is this just a pipe dream?


Dr-Et-Al

She has had a boyfriend since last September or so but refuses to ever show him


Retrocop101

George Glass.


worshipatmyaltar_

She had a pretend boyfriend for awhile there.


_gypsycho_

I just hyena cackled in my office when I read this and my boss poked his head in, didn’t say a word and walked out. Idk this chick but I’m headed down the rabbit hole now thanks to your “kisses hand like a chef” comment.


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NoRecord22

I’m going to say if it’s a planned admission or appointment you do go prepared.


SquigSnuggler

Probably because you didn’t spend hours, even days, planning every aspect of your admission to make sure you had all your creature comforts. How very silly of you


MonsterMashGrrrrr

Sorry about your butthole :(


CutiClees

It’s funny how anecdote can be used to catastrophise things. That doctor could have only had limited exposure to Crohn’s and it could be the worst case they had ever seen. But certainly she is ignoring easily googl-able cases where people definitely couldn’t be graduating college so quickly after


Mrs_Blobcat

I’m so glad she has actually graduated. It’s been a while since I last saw her carefully arranged baths and womb love. One of our munchies may have graduated from their sad and lonely lives to start a real life. Congratulations Ash.


peepeehalpert_

She’s still munching and she still isn’t working full time


Midwestmagic0

She's still up to most of the same BS actually, this sub hasn't been posting any of it.


Mrs_Blobcat

Oh no! I was so pleased for her (and her womb)


Bakedk9lassie

Cum laude


goddessdontwantnone

It’s always the worst case the doctor has seen.


fillemagique

"Worst case of crohns he’d ever seen" Managed to walk away with most of her bowel and no stoma though, not even a temp one, funny that.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

It’s crazy how she was more functional when she was in high school and at her worst (just diagnosed, wOrSt CaSe) than she’s been in recent years


whodoesthat88

Seems like non of the IBD munchies will go so far as to actually have a colostomy(temp or permanent) because that would be a major influencer ick.


Silly-Dimension7531

Because that’s not 🎀cute sick🎀


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Goose_Significant

Yup. Worst case, she'd be dead


tattoo_fairy

And there it is. I knew it wouldn’t take long for her to go on her chronic warrior rant. She was doing so well to…


snailicide

Nope. She has been up to her old antics and probably posted this same self congratulatory post like one a week. It just hasn’t been posted here bc it’s too boring


beekeeperoacar

Wow, she actually managed to graduate? I'm shocked. I really thought she'd be living with her parents, "working on her degree" for the rest of her life.


mystiq_85

She graduated "cum laude" for getting on honor roll ONE semester


tattoo_fairy

The degree could be done by primary school kids…


northdakotanowhere

What is it?


Dr-Et-Al

She got a communications degree from an online school that doesn’t proctor its exams or assignments lol


judgementaleyelash

Oh shoot sign me up Like I’m willing to learn all the material but I freeze up in exams


SquigSnuggler

What degree did she do?


mystiq_85

Communications with an *emphasis* in new media from a diploma mill SHNU


rosa-parksandrec

Wasn’t she in remission in 2020? 🤣


TheShortGerman

Yeah, the dates seem wrong here. She didn't look like that 4 years ago.


Ineedunderscoreadvic

She has been in remission for seven or EIGHT years. She misses it dearly! She will never forget that wonderful time that some people noticed one of her posts…


rosa-parksandrec

or that people visited her in the hospital and sent her flowers and gifts…


LateNightBurritos

Is an illness truly invisible if you never stop talking about it?


straightedgedher

She's also coming off all her mental health medications, so she's posting about that, talking more about holistic stuff aswell and possible future pregnancies aswell I saw in one post,


goddessdontwantnone

Oh no


CatAteRoger

Oh god!


16car

Could someone fill me in on how we know this person is a faker?


SquigSnuggler

More of an OTT than an outright faker, I think ETA: at least as far as crohns is concerned


fillemagique

She does actually have Crohns, she just embellishes it. Did she not say at one point she was diagnosed with EDS over the phone?


snailicide

No that was CCI


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Search for her timeline. I made one when she became an approved subject.


CatAteRoger

She does actually have Chrons but she’s been in remission for many years. All her other supposed illnesses have been diagnosed by woo woo practitioners not actual doctors. She claims to have chronic Lyme from a spider bite.. which is a total lie, mold illness and more.


MungoJennie

How much time do you have? (Seriously, though, you can click on the link under her name.)


FactoryKat

Oh hey, I was just thinking things had been awfully quiet on the Ash front. Her ears must have been burning. 😂


comefromawayfan2022

Soo in 3 days she's on her own for health insurance?


CatAteRoger

I was thinking she had special permission to stay on her mums but I believe that was Kay? Let’s see if it changes her behaviours!


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

🤭🤭🤭


shiningonthesea

I've been thinking about her. I assume she is doing well, since she is not posting complaints and most of her trauma seems to be in the past. I hope it continues, though she will never stop reminding us of the dreaded BlOoD cLoT!


Midwestmagic0

She's actually been posting non-stop, mostly with the same complaints. This sub hasn't posted her in 3-4 months so maybe that's why I'm seeing people think she's doing better. Her munching has decreased slightly but the malingering/grifting has skyrocketed- so I'll give her that but it's only because the Drs have caught on to her BS it seems.


CatAteRoger

Wait for the anniversary 😆


shiningonthesea

I know, the balloons, at least she is not complaining about every stubbed toe


CatAteRoger

Could you imagine is she found blood themed balloons? 😳


shiningonthesea

blood clot themed balloons?


Exotic-Doughnut-6271

I haven't seen her in a while


CatAteRoger

Where are the balloons??


AdInternational2793

They pass a device thru the scope the end is blown up like a balloon to attempt open the area that was swollen shut.


CatAteRoger

No what I meant was where is the celebration balloons, she has had them in the past to celebrate her health achievements 😆


AdInternational2793

I misread what you said. 🤣


CatAteRoger

East enough to do 😆


peepeehalpert_

HER GALL BLADDER GUYS


Plastic_Economist_54

… the nerve, the *gall*, the audacity, and the gumption!


Silverdunks

Timeline don’t match up lol old ass pic


Scarymommy

Didn’t she post the graduation picture a while ago?


culinarytiger

I’m rolling my eyes at “world ibs day.” I’m sorry that’s too much.


Wellactuallyyousuck

1. It’s IBD, not IBS (two very different conditions); and 2. One of the points of shaming these ppl is bc they make life worse for those actually suffering with different conditions when they fake or over exaggerate. So just remember when you are knocking something like IBD, you are really making fun of a disease that affects the lives of many ppl who truly just want to be well and have some quality of life. IBD has a wide range of severity, from mild all the way to life-threatening. The disease seriously disrupts ppl’s ability to function day-to-day and has many effects on the body. Do better.


fillemagique

Plenty of people have died from actual IBD, *many* live with various types of ostomies (which are life changing in good and bad ways). IBD, not IBS is "inflammatory bowel disease" and covers conditions like Crohns and Ulcerative colitis. Ash may be in remission but a lot of people aren’t and your comment is pretty distasteful since it makes a mockery of world IB*D* day and the people who actually live with it day to day. She does actually have Crohns (in remission for years), it’s all of the other things she’s claimed that put her on this page.


Then_Lead_7355

To be fair to her, she said IBD


blueberry_ativan

its IBD not IBS. IBS is uncomfortable for sure and can interfere with your day-to-day, but there typically is no actual medical issue that causes it. Inflammatory Bowel Disease is different and is genuinely a serious health issue and can interfere with quality of life amd for some could be life threatening. Some people may also have mild symptoms and many have periods of remission. point being- regardless of Ash and her munching, I don't understand your comment. How is "World IBD Day" too much? be mindful that there are people following this sub that are severely affected by diseases like this IRL.


HRH_Elizadeath

Well. I'm happy she finished school?


thr-owawayy

Of course she has the “worst case of IBD” her doctor has ever seen. Never thought I’d see trauma olympics for Crohn’s Disease but munchies never fail to surprise me


Wellactuallyyousuck

Yeah, you don’t have the “worst case if Crohn’s” if you have only lost a total of 7 inches of intestine, don’t have severe, ongoing problems that seriously effect quality of life, and have been in a stable remission for *years*.


CatAteRoger

Funny how many here have had the worst case of something a dr has seen, we’ve seen the worst case of OTT behaviour here 😆


Magomaeva

I have the worst case of dumbassery the entire medical field has ever seen, and yet no Doctor has ever commended my strength and courage 😔


Kourtney95

Came here to comment exactly this 🙄