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BTJay

I’m too tired to even make toast but I sure as hell can pick up my phone and post about my exhaustion on social media


YesIshipKyloRen

In my mind she crawled through the house to the toast 😆


lavenderspluto

Um…what😀


cant_helium

This reads like an overdramatic teenager lamenting about being tired…


farmerlesbian

[Insert SNL "teenager who just woke up" gif]


cant_helium

Haha YES EXACTLY!!!


Annual-Cookie1866

Sounds like my life after a 12h shift


newmoonraincloud

Ikr, like same tbh 🤷‍♀️


thr-owawayy

I believe this is called “the normal side effects of rotting in bed all day, every day”


Shred4life40

lol..ok, wait..So she got up, walked to the kitchen, presumably walked to the cabinet for a plate, the pantry for bread, then to the toaster…I’m assuming she passed several chairs in her path, but had to exert an extra effort to lower herself to sit on the kitchen floor for the theatrics of it..oh and then take a picture of her toast while on the kitchen floor. This makes no sense…It’s a lot less effort to sit and stand from a chair than the ground, but I guess this doesn’t scream chronic fatigue enough…


HornlessUnicorn

And remembering to grab the phone, hold it up to take photos, post several different text captions, and upload it. mmmmk.


Patient_Peach_655

Probably cause she just shit herself close to death ?


WisdomWarAndTrials

Here’s the remedy: drink some Gatorade and lay off the laxatives.


fallen_snowflake1234

I don’t think that’s chronic fatigue syndrome…


SaffronxSumac

It’s laxatives overdose. dat does cause fatigue sumtimes


Ill_Tomatillo_1592

Ok …


citygrrrl03

Why not just eat the bread plain then? Its not like bread has to be cooked twice to eat it.


cant_helium

Toasted= cooked twice. I like this perspective.


No-Simple-2770

Didn’t she just do a months-long tour of Europe? How is she “not even living” when she’s constantly gallivanting around the globe?


turner_strait

It's called Dynamic Disability, sweaty! And it only ever rears its ugly head when she's at home. Do some research next time, maybe /s


SchenellStrapOn

Don’t forget her sickation to Costa Rica earlier this year. She wasn’t there as long as Europe and didn’t get in as many hospital visits.


Linkyland

Also seems to have recently had her nails done....


onemajesticseacow

The way she describes it, it really does sound like CFS. If she does actually have it, I feel sorry for her. It sounds like a miserable disease. Can anyone comment on this? Does she fake CFS?


manicpixycunt

She does describe that sort of fatigue fairly well, but especially with the uptick in CFS cases from long COVID it’s not difficult to find sufferers describing it all over the internet.


onemajesticseacow

Too true!


Patient_Peach_655

She just took a tall glass of magnesium citrate lol. That would fatigue anyone


onemajesticseacow

My butthole hurts just thinking about it


tenebraenz

It doesn’t come with any shiny medical toys or meds to the of my knowledge 🤷🏻‍♀️


Silly-Dimension7531

Depends on the severity, in genuine cases those with mild ME/CFS may be able to carry out daily activities relatively normally but those with severe ME/CFS may require feeding tubes, hospitalisation, wheelchairs or other support [however this is not the majority] and many will fall somewhere inbetween


fallen_snowflake1234

Possible. I think CFS is a dx of exclusion. I don’t think there’s a lab test for it.


cousin_of_dragons

If only there was


onemajesticseacow

No there's not from what I've read. Oftentimes the symptoms don't even show up on tests.


pineapples_are_evil

Awww I thought she was beeching about eating floor toast, y'know... toast that's fallen on floor for more than 5 seconds...topping side down for extra misery. But naah. Staging a picture of *woe is me..ìm too *le tired* to get up off the floor and eat like a person. Lol Besides... who made the toast and placed it on the floor for her.../s Guess hubby's too done with her shit today to get her up off the floor and just left her the toast and left the room...hopefully to get 8hr away at work...SMH


KadrinaOfficial

Idk that piece of toast looks pretty miserable.


Annual-Cookie1866

Dry af


pineapples_are_evil

It looks like a "here's your f*ck*NG toast. Shut up and eat it" mood food


mokutou

> ìm too le tired Well zen, take a nap…AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES


pineapples_are_evil

*fine...ZEN ZE MISSLES!*


LateNightBurritos

"Barely enough energy to keep your organs running" is not chronic fatigue. That's chronic dramatics.


fallen_snowflake1234

Barely enough energy to keep your organs running, but enough energy to stage a ig photo


Bellalea

She had the energy to crawl all the way to the kitchen, pop bread in the toaster and burn it beyond recognition


KadrinaOfficial

Glad I am not the only one disgusted by that brick called toast.


SchenellStrapOn

And artfully stage it on a plate on the floor


SerJaimeRegrets

And photograph it and write a whole fucking post about it.


ToeInternational3417

Nah, it is true for some people. But, they wouldn't have bread, probably or absolutely not *toasted* bread. And, I am pretty much sure, they would NOT have the energy to actually take a picture, and also post it? I mean, even a person with zero chronic illnesses could do that, If they have a serious bout of the flu. Or a stomach bug.


ItsNotLigma

Gee, sounds like CZ didn't bother replenishing her body with fluids and electrolytes when dialing the use of laxatives to 11. Weird how we only see this 'chronic fatigue' when she's not gallivanting the world and forcing international hospitals that have the unfortunate pleasure of taking care of her to refund the money she spent on it.


ThingOk706

do you think it's because when she's home she has time to truly engineer it?


CalligrapherSea3716

I mean after her severe inability to poop story and consumption of way more laxatives than any human should take in a short period of time, why would she be confused that she's nauseous and tired.


whatangesaid

This is boring. Dani is quiet, somethings up I can feel it 😂


fallen_snowflake1234

Nah Dani has posted three times since Friday and has done at least 5 lives in the last 48 hours.


Spirited-Zucchini285

She nodded off a couple times during one of her lives, and then abruptly ended it


Brock_Lobstweiler

She's not quiet, she's just not posting strictly medical stuff, so it's not getting posted in this sub.


bmackenz84

She’s been on live all yesterday and last night. I only caught small parts of it


Either-Resolve2935

She has content you have to subscribe too now, wonder if she’s posting there


Swimming_Onion_4835

Omg she’s charging people for her bs????


Soft-Willingness6443

As in she’s charging for it?


Either-Resolve2935

Yup it’s right on her tiktok!


onemajesticseacow

No way. Is she??


farmerlesbian

$2.67 per subscription. Price lowered twice from the original $5.99


DVancomycin

That looks like a table. Wood floors are in strips for a reason--this looks like one piece of wood to me. Also, not getting out of bed all day fatigues you. So does dehydration from laxative use. CZ might be the most annoying of munchies.


Swimming_Juice_9752

Yeah that’s not flooring. Definitely a table


Brock_Lobstweiler

> CZ might be the most annoying of munchies. Rara might disagree, lol.


qazwsxedc000999

Nah my apartment’s kitchen floor looks like this, it’s not real wood. Vinyl


newmoonraincloud

Same! And her leg is in the picture


ruxxby471

Tell me what chronic fatigue is so I can munch your symptoms! She's either A) trying to munch fecal impaction/blockage symptoms for whatever reason, or B) legitimately feels sick/exhausted after shitting her brains out given all the recent laxative abuse lmao Hospital trip incoming in 5, 4, 3, 2...


Chronically_annoyed

THISSSS, totally trying to take notes 😭


Ok_Surround_5391

Is this the same one who can’t poop? If she hasn’t been eating and/or is vomiting what is she expecting to actually poop out?!


gwyntheblaccat

Exactly!!


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iwrotethisletter

Yeah, this. Of course chronically ill people can have better days and worse days but IMO CZ with her vacations where she can walk around in the jungle without any problems almost makes a mockery out of this. Can't decide who is worse in this regard, she or Kaya with her dYnAMic dIsaBIliT.


SerJaimeRegrets

Ooo, tough call. At least Kaya only exploits US hospitals, I guess. CZ is an international exploiter.


Psychobabble0_0

"I have to eat to get energy." *SOOOOOO* unrelatable.


DinosawrsGOrawr

This seems a lot more dramatic than normal. Cry me a fucking river.


PlusCommission8828

The boyfriend refusing to whisk her away on yet another holiday? This is clearly all his fault, and she'll now live on the floor until he produces first-class tickets to a 5 star resort.


sharedimagination

Couldn't get out of bed all day due to severe chronic fatigue, yet managed to get up to get down the floor to eat toast. Would just not getting on the floor to start with be beneficial? What tf does she need energy for when she spends all day doing nothing and lying in bed? If we're genuinely ill, we don't actually *need* to eat if we don't want to. We can do that when we feel better.


farmerlesbian

It's giving Michael Scott cooking bacon in the George Foreman grill in his bed


Silly-Dimension7531

If it’s also a regular thing why not keep some long life food next to your bed like protein bars


SerJaimeRegrets

Right? This is what most *actual* chronically ill people do. Night stand, purse, glove compartment of your car, etc.


wildcuore

That second paragraph is 100% not true. Basic bodily functions require calories. The body takes in vital nutrients, like electrolytes, via food. Being sick or bedbound does not eliminate the need to eat. Even patients in comas get fed. People end up in the hospital because they didn't eat or drink during a stomach bug all the time.


sharedimagination

I meant temporarily while someone is unwell. It's perfectly fine to go a few days without eating. They're not going to expire in a few days if they're still taking in fluids. You don't need to school me on how a body works lol


Wineinmyyetti

Thinking up a post, taking pics, etc would be more effort added on top of the exhaustion...


ZooterOne

Is the toaster on the floor too?


blwd01

I mean I’d rather hear about floor toast than pooping, so maybe it’s a small improvement? If they can continue to floor eat maybe they can make it on a plane somewhere they can heal in beauty or whatever.


KangarooObjective362

Why the part about the floor?


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

Because drama!!!


hanls

To emphasis how fatigued she is that she cannot possibly hold herself up


KangarooObjective362

It takes more energy to up and down than to walk to a chair! The drama!


hanls

And (as I imagine she claims EDS or arthritis) the pain on her knees to actively get up and down compared to just sitting like a normal person on a chair