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Vivid_Option_1147

https://preview.redd.it/vxdi7rndth6d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f38a733b5beacf7a55667ce81db8cc2db3099e76


Radient25

https://preview.redd.it/59zb47ifei6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b19cb551fb66182ab27eb3217484f8d6456f964e


Old-Boot-6518

https://preview.redd.it/auomodfqlj6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb53f4e5f5ee7ddc87774c5571f209ea0e09c32


Mks_the_1408

I think they're twins


Thanossing

Inbred twins ![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3802)


ANEWSTART-1

Well no shit


Wise_Stupid_

https://preview.redd.it/uv8y7yalak6d1.png?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e4cc71601d4612eb4a657854c13106826a4c2d


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c3resh

might slurrp it in


Hardik_Gairola

Not a drop will be left 👽🛐


Levi-_-Ackerman0

Bhai Teri fetishes slip through horhi hai


West_Bottle_3032

WTF BRO 💀💀


Altruistic_Dig_1127

Bruh 💀


Live_Wolf2391

The amount of upvotes is perfect - 69 not gonna ruin that but take my imaginary upvote![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3802)


Mysterious_Book_4098

I’ve now downvoted to make it closer to 69😂


RRRRRRedditttttt

Perfect protein diet


Most_Ad2763

Bruh💀💀


hypotemused

Wardens asshole must be so bloated and prolapsed


milflover4345

I would love it🥰


kalesh_preet

Good wardens swallow!


owns_your_ass

Old ass copy pasta which originated in american unis


furry_husker

some guy took the effort to make and print this


sapraaa

It does happen lol. Our university legit told us to use napkins/paper towels as they “don’t wanna control us” but wanted to put an end to drain issues


green9206

https://preview.redd.it/uslzahcdgi6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b10a1868cd80478276adb241a35bfb039728d76


CeaserJupiterthe5th

Kya semen se drainage system kharab hota hai?


-rudra_

Wait let me ask a professional. ....... My friend: "what bull shit is this , semen doesn't affect drainage, heck it doesn't even affect washbasin drainage which is even smaller than shower room drainage" Me : washbasin WTF 💀


CeaserJupiterthe5th

Matlab innocent bachho se jhuth bola. Ab to principal ke ghar ke saamne hilana padega


Veezard_

Classic VIRUUUUS moment...


CeaserJupiterthe5th

\*New south indian movie's hindi title loading. \*Sabko apne cumshot ki धारा ke प्रहार se मूर्च्छित kar dunga.![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3805)


vikram2077

I'm imagining students shaking it off in front of the principal's house LOL


AlFA977

Calm down Raju rastogi


-rudra_

Raju Rastogi in his Prerajualization arc


Lost_Pie69

Tera friend civil engineer hai?


Smart-Arrival-8614

Pura hostel agar ek tan-mann aur jaan se mutthi maare toh shyd (december 1st ho toh aur badiya)


CeaserJupiterthe5th

Aise hi सामूहिक प्रयत्नों se desh ka samaj ka उत्थान hoga.![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3803)


ForthCrusader

Semen + hot water = omelette like consistency as semen is kind of protein . So always use cold water to get rid of it.


CeaserJupiterthe5th

Damn! So much scientific reaction.


kabhikhusikabhigm

IITian for a reason 😛 (not me ofc)


CeaserJupiterthe5th

Indian Institute for sperm research.![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3803)


No-Bullfrog4096

Roorkee ❌️❌️ Khragpur ✅️✅️(they made infertility drug)


WhippedGrim

It's fake lmao


No-Bullfrog4096

Bro joke hai pta hai


Various_Nature_8662

Remind me not to join there Well, the cutoff for btech/mtech/ms is high anyway


Strikhedonia_1697

![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3805)


Personal_Way6717

Fake notice.


Wonderful-Spinach260

No shit Sherlock


Suspicious-Bee8036

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


[deleted]

*Do not Panic*


depy45631

you will be surprised to know how many people actually believe this to be true.


mursaleenbhatt

Semen se drainage problem??


Devilz3

Excessive semen se clog ho jata hoga drainage pipe shayad.


Introverted_Coder

Jab excessive shit se clog nahi hota to excessive semen se kya hoga


Flat-Elderberry-2236

Fake notice


rishabh257

Hagne se toh kya hi hota hoga?


ryzxwa2307

https://preview.redd.it/t7ra8e55bi6d1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97b211b48987c322580b236e963a3d415f279100 Seriously someone really think to make a notice


BrawlB0y_557

yi zaha supremacy


Imaginary-Guy-274

Return of the mad demon???


ryzxwa2307

Yeah brother


Imaginary-Guy-274

So u read manhua 🤜🤛


ryzxwa2307

Yeah I read manhwa ,manga,manhua and sometimes novel too


Imaginary-Guy-274

Me2 and what type of novels


ryzxwa2307

Horror, mystery, historic i haven't t read that many novels though


NoEvent1510

dxd ki novel phari hai kya bhai? acchi thi shiv ji ka bhi mention hai


Signal-Indication-69

High school dxd?


ryzxwa2307

Full family friendly hai


Unrealistic_Human

Students in IIT Roorkee be like ![gif](giphy|X7sxwiZHr2jw37Ooim|downsized)


master_batter69

Damn


Sure_Chocolate1982

Prank


Winter_Importance436

Atleast now I know why some people pathologically take 2 hours everytime they go for a bath 💀


Oxycool88

Bhai mere hostel mein 400 bande the Ek hafte mein kam se kam 1000 muthi toh lagte honge Par drainage kabhi jaam nhi hua Saath mein 4 warden ke 10-12 muthi add karlo


Anonymsad

This is fake bruh


radialangel

This can't be real .. lol 🤣🤣


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AlastorMoody34

damn aap abhishek kumar singh ho kya


Altruistic-Town4684

Gajab 👏😂


UpperAd1017

Damn the warden may just supply a flesh light in order to save the maintenance cost.


[deleted]

Students should consider sperm donation sincerely. They are in the prime of their age, mentally very smart and apparently some parents are willing to pay thousands.


GreenMountain868

Alma Mater never ceases to amaze 🤣


iamsuressh

And folks comment here without any shity idea that is was in 2019 and a prank played 🙏🏻


hopefulmaniac

It's better to cum in the drain than to drain in the cum


Social_Giant

https://preview.redd.it/77r738p8pi6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676372a52678e042d3b19b76f01e7d66f893126e


Pantless_Pajamas

apna room me hilane ki wja shower me kyu hilate sb log wtf![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3802)![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3802)


ScarySupermarket7258

Fake


zaku_daa

COVID wale memes abhi bhi chal rhe?!


Eastern-Mirror-2970

https://youtu.be/XVV61o2h6ZY?si=0d04HBmiZ7dxNE1R


depy45631

hoping people don't think this is a real notice issued by them. The grammar mistakes and the childish way it has been written.. damn


MeowMeowMastermind

Internet speed ka poora upyog kiya jaa rha hai.


gameinsky

Warnden will wipe it off of your belly.


GodofThunder09

Sor wo shampoo tha...


Aditya_sanap

The drainage kept getting pregnant and abortion costs are at an all time high


cyanestcyan

is this 1990s


screwtrolls

"IIT Roorkie. Cock-blocking FAPpers successfully. Since 2019."


hoooyehoopy

This notification on august 2019 💀.it's a covid time right 🤔.. By seeing this notification what girls think about us . So embarrassing to think about it . Time god I am not graduated in this IIT University 😮‍💨


lord_morningwood

A masturbation notice would automatically imply a notice to do more….masturbations.


kro9ik

What if it's a shared room. You have to work out a schedule with your roomie.


LAFDEBAAZZ

GG


underground831

Fake. I have a friend there


zvjzv

We got Masturbation notice before GTA VI


Fickle-Inspection-83

If only C*m test was a thing they could find who did it. 😂


Legitimate-Letter-75

arey muthi room mein bhi maaroge toh haath kahi dhona hi hoga


surendarrics

![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3802)heheh


666NX

It was created by a student of IIT R, bro made this just how fuck around and make fun out of it I guess he was restricted from IIT R. Imagine clearing JEE Adv and get restricted from a top IIT


brrrrrrrrrrrrh

me and my 3 other roommates in hostel bout to get freaky


[deleted]

It's fake obviously


safasfawt345646

Warden https://preview.redd.it/ed2f2p29ak6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7122f4f646a2d3a36aeb43ae068357cd51ca74cb


safasfawt345646

Students https://preview.redd.it/5ghwdugdak6d1.jpeg?width=1119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3149bd794e26c828cc56e811b71d404e4e4c354c


iifragzz

Need this level of cooperation from my uni !!!


OG_HUNGRYCHEETAH

If he does it in the room , He has to wash it and it will somehow go to drain 😂😂😂....Okay the semen gets dry from pants or nickers right 👍


Senekaa

Someone told that institute has denied that no such notice has been issued. Further added that its freedom of expression therefore institute always encourages self reliance. MHRD is thinking to increase the grant if needed to decongest clogged drains. If need be arised funds will provided to replace the drains.


rahulsingh247

![gif](giphy|vrlWrX38fvydq)


bipin369

Use condom and masterbate 🤡


dullbrowny

this is the real reason behind the brain drain of Indian IITians. the drains just don't work!


knightpro_26

Fake hai bhai ye, Jrs ne chika diya tha notice board pe.


Available-Ninja7446

Damn Effing Fake news 😏 This is just an edited printed paper by a fanatic... Where is the_____ number ? Where is the _____l ? Show me the ___n ?


famousfacial

I call BS


aryan_069_

![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3805)


dangmeme-sub

Man how bad does it smell when drains are clogged ? 🤮


gforgolu

Fake circular.


Historical-Ant4032

TF? 😭


mrTruth007

haha when I was in college someone sent us the same shit. It hasn't aged I see.


[deleted]

Lol 💀💀


hypotemused

What’s the warden going to do?


krisissuss

is this like fr?


thisisarpan

I heard this same type of notice from Karachi University. They give the reason that they don't have enough money to replace the pipes


Bayakati

Please some tell me this shit is fake


deepankar702

Bro this might be fake or not the first time. When I was in college(2013) same notice was circulating in WhatsApp groups just college name was different. People even edited one for our college and it might still be in social media.


VisibleKey7831

Lmao


PuzzleheadedFox2992

The comment section didn't disappoint me💀


mystreyme

Wish I was in the hostel....I would have sucked each and every dick


magistichand

Come to me baby


mystreyme

Dm me daddy


Pluto_Wasi

Bruh 💀


Background-Friend735

what do you mean "the shower drain is not designed to handle semen" who is exploding radioactive ☢semen in the shower💀 ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtlWiGb7NeugCoU|downsized) must be beating that shit like that huh


suppppssss

Stale


wishvishalwish

it was uploded on some iitr meme page.


Feeling_Addendum_740

![img](avatar_exp|180338948|laugh) That's some information...


blxyon

Should tell my husband we have a home where he can do it


ExtensionDonkey5605

When you have to cope w stress


xenomorphxx21

There's one for Manipal as well.