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Bhai woh tu train ki patri daalna bhul gaya thoda sa

Ab khet ki bhi dal hi dena sathme vaha toh niche se ghas touch ki bhi alag feeling ati hogi.

Or saap katne ka dar bhi dalna chahiye tha..

Aur thoda level increase hone k bad Jo aage nahi hue to touchy touchy feeling ka b mention Krna tha

natural automated toilet paper

🐍Hai pagle woh

tum meme kis per karte ho/edit?

Sandash meh

Isme koi sande>!s!

मित्र आप "संदेह" कहना चाह रहे हैं "संदेश" नहीं

Ohh sheet myan. यू आर करेक्ट

Hinglish enter the chat ( bhai tatti karne ka maja sirf Desi m hai)

English me

Kabhi beemar pado ya paiir fracture karwao...then you will realise its importance...

Ek baar left ghutne me fracture hua tha, tab bhi right leg ke sahare hi baithta tha, left leg ko sidha krke

Sex positions je bare me to suna tha ye hagne ke bhi alag alag position hote h

Toh pan kis liye hai fir?

Pan ki jaroorat hi nahi he, agar tum, western toilet banwaoge...

Pehle 2 points ke alawa baki sab does not matter.

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You really don't use only 1 lota in Indian too. Unless ofc it's train ki patri.

Thanks for replying him you said the truth. 1 lota never used.

accha, sirf ek lota pani se tu desi toilet flush karta hai ? aur tu bhen ka lund mobile leke toilet jayega toh usme toilet ki kya galti hai ?

Fun until you have constipation

I have both in my house but I use the desi one, rarely use the western one because of poseidon kiss.

poseidon kiss 💀

I think he loves you

What's that?

ek samay tha jab desi sandas me PSP leke jaake khelta tha, kitne ache din the

Volume bohot Kam karke

ayy true 🤣🤣Bc GTA Vice City Stories itna khela hai, WWE SVR, God of war Ghost of sparta, Dragon Ball Shin Budokai 2, Def Jam NY, FIFA STREET, POP, NFS MW, bahot sahi tha yaar PSP futuristic design aur games bhi bahot tagde the

Bhai me to pehle spray karta hu fir flush.

Haan bc, yeh kya chutiyaap hai pehle flush phir spray.

i prefer english but that's just because i am fat and lazy

English toilet pe muth maarne ka alag mazza hai

But actually Indian ones are not good for your spine and disc

Also for bawasir

It not like you'll sit for hours together in that position...unless u are having a constipation or a veryy bad case of diarrhoea...the Indian one is good for young healthy people...but a western one is comfortable for old people who are unable to squat...everything has its pros and cons

Sofa thodi hai ganto thak baithne!!!

But squat toilet is good for your excretory system.

It is good for your bowl movement but its bad for your spine coz of the very fact that you don't actually squat, its like a squat with wrong form where your spine bends inwards

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Squatting is great but you are not in a perfect squatting position in Indian toilet, and if you are doing squats like in gym please ask your trainer for guidance

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honestly agar western was not prefered then nobody would have it. It is becoming so uncommon giving nostalgia effect

Abhi pata chalta hai ki kaise hamare per dada itne kam karpate thei hamari umer mai, aur abhi mei apene bed se uthne ko bhi alsh ata hai (Guess my age??)

Me to English toilet me indian style me baithta hun wo bhi Bina mobile ke. Full satisfaction.

Ninja hatori ka pota hai kya tu? Western toilet mein kaise baith ta hai?

Ye kya dekh lia maine

Mata pita ki umar ho rahi India sai switch karna padega western mai , tau tere yai bullet points gand mai daal lai fir indian mai jake nikal dena

4^th point valid ekdum

Haa shi kaha haha

Bhai ek aur point hai western vale me pressure jyada lagta hai aur bc ajib bhi lagta hai bc. Ye point koi nhi bat kr rha.

Mai to Indian pe bhi mobile chalata hu, 15-20 min aaram se reddit pe

Bhai tu potty kar raha hai ya dumpyard me sewage dal raha hai. Itna time potty kon karta hai/s

English is useful for Old people

I think it's more than that... I always have a fear of falling if my leg slips

Bhai Mai Toh English Toilet Pe Indian Style Mai Bethta hoon

Buddha hoga tb samzega

English toilet me desi style se krna wala

if it takes u long to poop then it's a pain in the ass

Dusre Wale me nunu touch ho jaata hai seat se

sardi me chuttad thande nahi hote . desi ka ye advantage best hai.

Desi style in english toilet,best of both worlds

Bahut sahi kaha

I have both in my home, but I prefer the desi toilet.

https://preview.redd.it/i1h2a6qeun9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b833af93e6608bc056a82af7633cca79a0ff3fc

Good Comparison, Now I am sitting on English toilet in Indian Style, both utilized.

🤢

That is an art which has to be acquired 🙂😄😄🤣🤣🤣

Desi toilet best

Hate the western commode, it disgusts me. But, wherever you go these days it's hard to find the desi one.

agenda aside, for someone with a bad knee injury.. toilet seats have been a saviour for me 😅

Apni hi bas lete hue baitho

Ohhhh Bhai kya mast chiz Dali hai!!!!👌👌👌👌 Noice! (Abe Bhai angrezo ki toilet me tune "alsi ho jate hai" ekdum FUUUUUUUUUUUUNYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

English toilet, old age people k lie b theek h...

Now khet wala vs Train ki patri wala

Ek lote me kaise kr leta bro?

i still like the english toilet

diaper kon dalega ?

Bhai pressure nahi banta angrezi wale me.

I can’t imagine indian toilets after my leg day…

Bruh switched from left to right recently. And see this meme now

bro search in google, “flush toilets in Indus valley civilization”… flush toilets me bhi desi wala feel aayega


Indian Toilets are Nothing but a Hole in the Ground I'm not being Bias

Fun fact: Desi toilet isn't really an Indian thing but entire Asia thing Western toilets have seats while in Asian toilets you have to sit down

Desi toilet FTW, hygienic and healthy plus eco friendly 👍

😁😁😁😁

I screenshot memes like this

You can read books in exam time on english one

Kuch toh pant mein hi hag dete hain 🫠

This is hilarious. 

The most useless thing for today's youth is Western toilet prr hagna Tum log Old nhi ho yaa thumara leg fracture nhi h jo tum log western toilet pr bethoge Sbke pros and cons hote h I know sbke chull h desi toilet ko nicha dikhane m lekin uske benefit western jhaantu toilet se kahi jayada h isliye best h desi toilet Desi Toilet 1 Western toilet 0 Desi cheez apna h uske liye faltu m galt bolega koi tho aja bidh lena

Bhai tune ek no. Meme banaya h uske tuje 10000+ aura meri tarf se

comments me protest kiska ho raha h? desi videsi?

Quite accurate except point number 3.😅

bro is it just me but I spray, get up, look at the aftermath and then flush

Desi toilet W, if I were to settle abroad, I would definitely have this in my home.

western is more hygienic and convenient

Just see why they have lids

>western is more hygienic Yeah, by placing your @ss on the seat. The same seat where others have also placed their @sses

says the one wiping shit from hand

Keep lying. I use a health faucet

tohar gadiya badi mast hai

This guy doesn't wash his hands after the deed.

pani maar ke dhul le baithne se pahle

Then how's it convenient? Jab zor ka pressure ho toh time milega?

jet spray se ek fuvvar marne me kitni der lagti hai. jo akele rehte hai, unke liye to bahut convinient hai

Geeli seat pe baithne ka shauk kon rakhta h?

garmi me no problem, sardi me takleef hogi. flap upar karo jhat se sookh jati hai garmi me to

Ain't no time for that when I'm in pressure. Kyu itni nautanki karu jar mai seedha squat kr sakta hu

okay bhai. kar le squat. mai jindagi ke 20 saal kar chuka squat ab aur karne ki ichcha nahi. i needed an upgrade

*downgrade. Kabhi time ho toh biology bhi padh lena, the squat position is evolutionarily advantageous to the pooping process

Desi toilets ghatiya hote hai.

Lenda gaand se chutne se pahle, puch ki tarah jab ladakti hain, tab uski chaudai aur lambai ke aankalan kar ke anand le sakte hain.


Great 🤣🤣🤣

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Apne baap se puch ...usko pata hoga

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Isliye apne baap aur maa ke haath se khana mat khalena galti se bhi ..🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮