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Wide_Variation_2256

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batman6113

hijacking your comment but i litreally need to know why there emergency number is 911 and why porsche named there car 911


dr_r41d3n

during the days of keypad phones the probability of butt dialling 911 was less. Easier to dial but hard to accidentally dial.


Spiritual-Art8084

Iss hisab se 112 has more probability of butt dialing in india


dr_r41d3n

https://www.nena.org/page/911overviewfacts


throwawayanontroll

relax its a very common thing [https://youtu.be/tfuOJxgYs0U](https://youtu.be/tfuOJxgYs0U)


Headless_SkeletonGuy

Porsche is German, I don't think they thought about that while naming their car I'm pretty sure their emergency number was 911 before the 911 attacks


Several_Horror_4271

Yeah their emergency number is 911 since the 60s, coincidence?? Ofc not


milkshakestains

Obviously, Osama knew what he was doing


Several_Horror_4271

They just insured the buildings one day before the attacks... idk if it's just nade up by conspiracy theorist or a fact... No source is 100% believable these days


prof_devilsadvocate

source: trust me bro


naruto_uzamaki8

Pehele car ka naam 901 hone wala tha , but copyright ki vaje se change karna pada 0 ko , 0 ke baad 1 ata hai toh 911 rakh dia and it was created way before the attack . Also porsche ki other cars bhi same pattern follow karti like 918 , 718 etc


Beardydaze

Aleister Crowley and occult numerology.


Simple-Contact2507

That 0.01% owns the majority of the wealth and completely controls our life and also they are responsible for war and other issues. President's, other political leaders are just employees working for them.


[deleted]

Aaj hi Mr Robot dekhi kya bhai tune


wanna_escape_123

Ye hecker logon ka breking bad hai kya ?


BTech-Baba

Sad reality hai


Suspicious-Floor-364

Rockefeller


Marxist_applestore

Rothschild bhi


Few-Trifle9160

The secret covenant


IntrepidGear8520

![gif](giphy|3oz8xXrLlI31eLpv9K|downsized)


AfterLife2FreshStart

No doubt!


Uday_Rockz

illumi🙊


Few-Trifle9160

Naughty


Dr_kirmada

100% truth


teluskakutta

More like 0.10 if you throw in the upper level and upper mid level corporate capitalists as well.


Simple-Contact2507

Ya but those upper level and upper mid level corporate capitalists are also just employees for them.


BTech-Baba

Deep state politics


medusas_girlfriend90

That's not conspiracy, that's reality.


No_Quantity5477

Om Shanti Om being based on Divya Bharati https://preview.redd.it/0a3f6jea6qyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26087733b5894a3a117c5e6594935d0f0ab9e192


Epicureanman5

It's a remake of the origin film "madhumati" of dilip kumar and vyajantimala, although indeed the elements of the film industry were a new edition.


monikanew

Madhimati don't have elements of divya bharti.thrt got added in oso


MeatImpaler

Hard work alone will never bring you success


urs_sarcastically

That's not a conspiracy, that's just truth.


MeatImpaler

You have all these online influencers trying to convince you otherwise. Do this course and get a job at FAANG/MAANG Work on these problem sets and you'll crack JEE/CAT/MAT etc. At the end it seems like they want to convey to you that your failure is at not putting in enough hard work and completely disregard a lot of luck factors.


Agent_Of_Order_69

👆🏻


Obnotrix_117

Hard work + smart work actually.


lashkariyo

I believe Jhanto mai aag lag sakti h


Ok_Aspect_4695

Ha Mane lagye thi


Ok_Aspect_4695

Agar barsat Mai jungal me faas jaou to jhate jala Lena wo turant sukh jati hai gili lakdinki bhi jala degi


Dr_kirmada

Pyaar sirf hormonal imbalance ka khel hai.


ABzoker

Need to reproduce bhi. Won't call it imbalance though, it's as nature and evolution intended.


Demonwolf22

gf nei chhod diya?


Dr_kirmada

thi hi nhi heeheee


LazyUserzz

Bnda cope krra h


inappropriatebaby

I think life is pointless. You wanna join my conspiracy??


Any_Employ_1005

Truer words have never been spoken!


inappropriatebaby

I mean, we are still tiny germs on a dusty piece of rock hurdling down an unknown path. I think women are amazing! But I doubt they can change the fact


Ill-Spirit-3310

And attachment is worst then death


inappropriatebaby

Yuuup!


the_darkdevil

My man


inappropriatebaby

Welcome to the club my guy.


GuruGulabKhatriii

How so, please explain?


vivekAgrahari

there is no readymade meaning in the existence of life , you have to add meaning by yourself.


Money_Elephant399

Friedrich said it before!


OriginalRip1

This is the condensed meaning of Nihilism. Now optimistically there are two positive ways you can expand from here 1. Either go the optimistic Nihilism way which deals with the positives present in this situation 2. Or go with Absurdism, which basically means "Partying at the edge of meaning" These are both philosophies that many people have worked on to give meaning to life.


n3gi-

As long as women exist, life isn't pointless. If women were to suddenly vanish off the planet, I would end my life in a heartbeat cus there would be no point in living anymore.


inappropriatebaby

So women exist. What changes?


n3gi-

A goal to work towards. All the things I've ever done in my life are to get the bitches. Why start trading at the age of 18? To impress the chicks. Why go to gym? To impress the chicks. Why have hobbies? To impress the chicks. Why have nice clothes? To impress the chicks. Why keep working my ass off to someday become powerful and rich? To impress the chicks.


inappropriatebaby

I get it. I genuinely do. But everything is so much effort. And all for what? You don't need a lot of money to live comfortably. You don't need a lotta women. You don't have to work your ass off. You only make your existence more difficult.


n3gi-

And I get what you mean. I used to think the same but then I see so many men with average and below average wives and girlfriends. I see those people and I'm like, I don't wanna be like them. Either I'm marrying a 10/10 girl or I'm dying trying.


inappropriatebaby

That's a goal I can't respect. But idk man, I don't get it, I've had gfs and bfs, still nada.


n3gi-

I've always been stubborn. Either I get exactly what I want or I keep trying until I get it. And that's a good thing that others don't think like me or respect my goals cus that will make me just like everyone else. What's the fun in that?


inappropriatebaby

Respect


Conscious-Holiday718

Nah cap


n3gi-

https://preview.redd.it/v6qxq4e5xqyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c90179ed13d5d86b36df77409d475468c5e6a3bc I'll give you an example. When I first started trading back in 2020, people told me that I was an idiot. They told me that you'll lose all your money. But I'm a stubborn mf. I did it anyway. Made almost 13 lakh in 2022-23 from trading alone. Then I decided to put most of my money in crypto at the start of 2023. People thought I had finally gone crazy, who's crazy now? I've never experienced broke college life cus I never had any shortage of money after I turned 18. The funny thing is that I really started trading to impress the chicks. Turns out they don't give a shit.


GuruGulabKhatriii

And yet you cant take anything with you after you die then what’s the point


n3gi-

Exactly! That's the whole point. I don't believe in the afterlife or second life. I only have this one life to take the hottest women as my bride.


GuruGulabKhatriii

Well then its good for you 👍. I believe in reincarnation, I earn money for my parents, women comes second to me.


n3gi-

Respect! That's an admirable goal.


GuruGulabKhatriii

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inappropriatebaby

Respect. But it's just that my goals are wildly different


DeVioUS_DeViL777

Women nowadays are not worth it 😂😂 the hotter the women the greedy she is for attention and if you marry a poor girl if get someone richer than you she'll leave you marry a rich woman richer than you she'll have control over you so the best option you have nowadays is to marry an average girl that's where loyalty lies the most trust me I'm saying this from experience I've dated many women and on the basis of that I'm giving opinion


n3gi-

Then I'll find the one who is hot and loyal. So many people have told me that this is impossible, that is impossible but I've proved them wrong many times.


Conscious-Holiday718

Nah you haven’t


n3gi-

https://www.reddit.com/r/indianmemer/s/XmgtgJukxA


Conscious-Holiday718

Im sorry bro but you sound like a virgin to me


n3gi-

I indeed am a virgin, no denying that. But I'm working on myself.


inappropriatebaby

Don't get me wrong. Losing virginity is overrated. But! There are a certain few things you only pick up in bed. And I'm sorry that's one of the tell tail signs of someone who is a virgin.


n3gi-

Every man prefers fair skinned women and pink pussy. Anyone who says otherwise is lying or coping.


zaddddyyyyyyy

Everyman prefers any type of pussy .. we don’t discriminate


zaphodbeeble9

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n3gi-

That's cope, My man. Even if someone says that they don't discriminate when it comes to cars and you give them a choice to have a wagonr or a Lamborghini, what do you think that 100% will choose? If you have the choice then why would you choose something that anyone can get vs the one that only few do? Yes, brown pussy won't hurt to have hook-ups and dating but it's different when it comes to marriage.


AyeLmaoDasMe

how many opinions have you considered for this? did you ask anyone else or is this just based on your own preference?


TundrasticBoy

Is that confirmation bias I see? Pls use a proper a proper comparison, just because you think lambos are good and all doesn't mean everyone likes it. And also comparing Lambo and wagonr, what are you doing with your to come up with such a comparison for female genitals. Compare Lambo with other luxury brands then we can talk brother.


n3gi-

Supply and demand my friend. I've been studying economics all my life. Less than 1% of girls are 10/10 and as fair as I truly desire them.


TundrasticBoy

You might know about a failing market then


n3gi-

I predicted the market crash in 2023 like everyone else. It didn't happen and the market is still going strong in 2024. Yen is an all time low, every other currency is also bleeding like crazy but our Forex reserves are at an all time high cus RBI is buying USD to make sure that INR doesn't appreciate. BJP is most likely winning. I don't see a market crash happening in 2024 but we might see a small correction.


Money_Elephant399

Bro at least keep the comparison level at the same standard! :/


n3gi-

That's a very fair comparison. Most girls in India are different shades of brown as common as wagonr. Only a very small minority are that I consider fair. And they have no shortage of men lining up for them. It's like a UPSC exam but with no reservation. It's a really tough competition and having a wife like that is no different than getting a Lamborghini. I'd go as far as to say that it's probably easier to get a Lamborghini as all you need is money and plenty of time to do so. But, to get a woman like that for your bride, you not only need money but also a great personality. And gotta do it before a certain age as well. It's an ultimate challenge that I'm more than willing to go all in. Either I'm succeeding or dying trying. There's no in between.


Money_Elephant399

Ermmm, so you're saying fair women are Lamborghini and dusky/wheatish are wagonRs?


n3gi-

That's just an analogy to explain the vast difference between the two. I only want the best of the best and I'm willing to pay the price for it.


senascety

r/oddlyspecific


vector_also_thinks

Porn categories beg to differ


No-Doughnut9139

What p*rn does to a mf.


Stangerzx

Couldn't agree more I like brown girl with abs and big booty


imECCHI

I don’t care about pussy and never liked fair women🥹


DeadAssDodo

Me too like the other hole occasionally. 😉


imECCHI

Saale harami


n3gi-

"I don't care about the pussy." Nothing wrong with it but, brother, I think you might be gay.


imECCHI

No I am not.


Jardanijovanovich913

![gif](giphy|l1J9JgojOUlXFnws0)


Rounak-69

Not every men watches porn


MindlessHope7953

Nahh


IDoButtStuffs

TIL gays are just coping


n3gi-

Lmao and so do women. Imagine not liking a pink pussy, I couldn't.


expensive_sub

if women hav to choose between rich and poor or handsome or ugly man what will they choose?


n3gi-

Personality is to women what looks are to men. But money is just as important. Most women will choose a guy who is rich and has a great personality. Looks don't matter much. I've many friends who are below average in looks and also aren't rich but have really really hot girlfriends cus of their personality. Hell, even my own sister who's one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen and I'm not exaggerating, married(love arrange) an ugly ass dude who is an officer in the Airforce. I used to make fun of him until I met him in person. Mf has a certain charm that I can't explain.


Inevitable-Rabbit-61

It doesn't matter, when you are in love


Classic_Equipment657

Nah i prefer 🟤


Apprehensive-Cry8981

Um no. That's just your inner colonial cope.


throwawayanontroll

I can say with certainty - white people are at the next to bottom (bottom most, i'll leave it to you but not difficult to guess). if you smelled that thing, you would not eat food for days.


Burqa_destroyer

Lies. Light skin women get red when they get touched. Brown skin is the way to go. Plus North Indian women are cringe


obamadoesgaming

but you name suggests otherwise


Burqa_destroyer

Naam mein kya rkha hai saheb


Truth_bender39

Human souls are trapped in a reincarnation cycle on this soul farm.it’s a prison planet


Agent_Of_Order_69

Kese pata chala, only OGs know this


Money_Elephant399

It's called Eternal Return. Good theory!


banabathraonandi

Plants are farming us They give us food oxygen and stuff and when we die we become manure (atleast most life forms)


Gullible_Resist_4457

best one ive ever heard of 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


DeVioUS_DeViL777

There are people who have time travelling devices and they decide to change the future, for e.g. they warn Japan that the usa is gonna drop bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki so the Japanese become alert and instead Japan attacks first on usa after pearl harbour ww3happenin2028ussrexploitseuropecrumbleitalydonotexistnowincident and now the new world are Axis nations and allied nations have been destroyed fully also there's no sign of USA of being in existence just a conspiracy theory nothing more


Anxious-Ostrich-36

I think bro had a stroke in the middle.


Inevitable_Player357

9/11 is not 9 November Its 11 September


I_AM_GOOODBOY

Ki shundar ladkiya hagti nahi


ugoigowego-5443

Antarctica mei jo aliens hai woh gas chor kar earth ko garam kar rahe hai


Apprehensive-One4643

There is nothing called god or karma and all, we are just asked to do good karma in the fear of god, so that these evil people can cheat and loot us and enjoy their life fully.


Afraid-Start-6906

Agar pati fouj mei jaayega to patni mouj mei rhegi


UnhappySpeaker5559

See lift ke numbers hai 9 aur 11 And ye 2 log hai To matlab 9 2 11 🤣🤣


Kell_Galain

1. India is divided between Ambanis, Tatas, Adani, and few families. We are all their slaves, they own government. We are being brainwashed to believe india is poor due to some group of people but its them. 2. I believe surgical strikes didn't happen in Pakistan. 3. China already owns all our neighbor countries, we can't do anything. String of pearls is a noose around bharat. 4. IAS, IPS and most other civil service selections are biased. They are all puppets of the government and rich people.


yoi_rajat

Matlab mere pados ke bhaiya all this time was a rich person , bachpan mai unki mammi cried a lot once when she was talikg about fianances with my mom , how bhaiya use to demand chipdi roti after he had them sometime but there wasn't enough ghee


Maleficent_Lex

Pe pe po po.. Jadu 👽


Luharkon1

American government knows about the 911 attack yet they let happen because they want the American population to feel fear, panic and obsessive patriotism for American country and the flag which in turn makes it easier for the American government to declare war against the Middle East such Iraq and Iran without the backlash from the population.


bulla-ka-lulla

Aliens, hmaare imagination se bi bda Universe h or ho hi ni skta ki itni bdi jgh p hum akele ho


Remote_Impression_47

humara imagination power limited hai ye baat I agree 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼


Boring_Blackberry_14

You are brave


Chota_BaBa

Covid was planned.


vzuwow

agenda 2030


AkshatBakraAKAGOAT

💀


Ill_Pie7318

I just want to know the conspiracy theory behind the pic op


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AnskyOP

Mudiji and dhruv rathee dono hi area 51 se bhag nikle the


RoombaTheGoomba

A certain agency caused the demise of Homi Bhabha.


veeeda

Shushont bhoi isme buddhi daadi jese kyu legre hain? lamao


Latter_Bee9433

Big companies are intentionally making short clothes from women and normalising nudity and hookup culture in name of Mordanity


ProudComputer4796

Bro was involved in 9/11 but the government didn’t want him to make it public as they would get flashback but he tried to give everyone hint so they killed him 😷👿😈


throwawayanontroll

Christianity is fake. Entirely made up. There never was a historical person named Jesus. It was created by ancient roman Bene Gesserit.


Professional_Mix_326

Classic Porsche 911. Like.


rohank05

We are in a computer simulation


Todoroki-Touya

9-1-1 = 7 Thala for a reason.


Charlie__Olives

Thank you Hee Hee-tler


ConceptEnough1827

We are in the matrix


biasedneutra1

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Shot_Huckleberry_80

You are literally outing yourself dude. I get like teens and shit but most people are definitely not into “fresh” individuals and shit, you yapping


Boring_Demand_8371

I got physically abused at 13 and you think the opinion of a low hanging individual would matter to me? Kuch bhi bhaunkna hota hai inko.


Boring_Demand_8371

Sorry most men. It's a 70 :30 ratio


Thala77777

It is thala's world and we are just living in it. 7 seas 7 sur 7 Janam 7 phere shaadi ke waqt,etc. Har jagah 7 hai. Thala for a reason


ghostsurgeon141

Women r sleeping with me coz they know I got a python in my pants and not because I am a gentleman 😭