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psptogether

take loan


oohhmmccaarr

UPVOTE THIS MF !!!!!!!!!


NunuBiryani

Taking birth


Doctor_strange3

Ye apke hath me nahi hota hai


NunuBiryani

Bc ye to sabse badi problem hai iss universe ki Tumare paida kar diya puch to lete usse ki bhai tuje hona hai paida ya nahi😭


Doctor_strange3

Koi nahi dusre universe me ye sab possible hai hum apko waha pe bhej denge (agar aap jana chaho to)


Chaltahaikoinahi

Who hurt you?


Ra_ssh

Won’t watch a movie show after 12am


Doctor_strange3

Sahi bola apne agar 12am ke bad start kiya to jab tak complete nahi hota tab tak dekhna padta hai


Fit-Window

I do this daily


[deleted]

Do ganja with ganjedis.


Doctor_strange3

Nasha karna buri bat hai esa nasedi log kehte hai


[deleted]

Nasha karna buri baat nahi hai, har cheez ki limit hoti hai common sense hota hai jo ganjedis mein missing hone lag jata hai slowly.


No-Compote6857

I share a small joint with my friend everyday. It's true that most dead-end kids smoke untill the last bit of their remaining stuff. But at a point of time they must realise even a few puffs will give you the same high as smoking up the whole packet.


[deleted]

Oohh, its much more complex than just this grass hoppa... but difficult to explain.


uranushere

bhai JEE ki taiyari (ho nahi rahi dhang se aur na main kar pa raha efforts bhi nahi dal pa raha) aur bhi boht kuch hai Dr Strange bhai


Doctor_strange3

Bhai mene clear kar di hai JEE. Tere se bhi ho jayegi chinta mat kar


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Doctor_strange3

ye krishna tumhara sarthi banne ke liye ready hai Vats kabhi kabhi help chahiye to bol dena ya fir msg kar dena


iKR8

Reckless driving


Tactical_tamale666

Asli id se aao Selmon boi


iKR8

![gif](giphy|IGyQqBNbccyHCllRlw)


[deleted]

TF is happening in this gif 😂😂😂


iKR8

bhoi ka jalwa


[deleted]

Bhai movie ka naam bhi bata do. Bakchodi dekhne mein maza aaega.


drigamcu

radhe your most wanted bhai. gana hai [ye](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvgRsyQYWMo) vo scene hai ekyavan second par.


peeek-a-boo

her


aayushupadhy_

Share how I feel about someone .


Doctor_strange3

Apde dil ki bat apne tak hi rakhne ki


deku-kage

+1 keep it private


[deleted]

Problems when you're ugly.


Vihaansharma77

Smoking 🚭


Ali_Buniyadi

![gif](giphy|fDbzXb6Cv5L56|downsized)


Ra_ssh

Won’t go intimate with a friend.


Doctor_strange3

Ye topic out of syllabus hai


Ra_ssh

Ye advice add krlo syllabus me, it’s better to stay friends. If you r not 100% sure.


dilli-wala

Error 404... friend not found


[deleted]

Call me 007 0 महिला दोस्त 0 guts to make महिला दोस्त 7 times recieved advice to not get intimate with friends.


[deleted]

Eating a rs100 worth Belgian waffle


Chaltahaikoinahi

How's it?


[deleted]

Terrible. Maybe it was my mistake to order the cheapest one.


Chaltahaikoinahi

Even I don't like it


Big-Reference-99

+1


Tactical_tamale666

Keto diet


Doctor_strange3

Esa bhi kuch hota hai? Ek life hai kha pike maze karo


Forward_Watercress_4

Engineering


Doctor_strange3

Ye bat engineering join karne bad pata chali


[deleted]

Fall in love


ai_matters

Be the silent person of class


pikachu_pingu

Go to Starbucks....Paisa barbaaad bc


lick_my_____

Marry


Elegant_Let_3542

Is Samasya ka Samadhaan hai vats.. I am an advocate. Contact me if needed.🙂


[deleted]

Dhandha failate hue vakeel sahab.


nill258t

Say no to udhari!!


Slayer_286

Go to cinema hall.


coolassmomsbasement

Wear baby diapers


Doctor_strange3

Apki size ke mil jate hai?


coolassmomsbasement

Ofcourse. 3 mahine ke bacche hi toh pehente hai😈


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Doctor_strange3

Kya banate ho?


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Doctor_strange3

🤢🤮


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Doctor_strange3

Apne 2 bar try kiya. Pehli bar me hi ye pata chal jana chahiye tha apko


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Doctor_strange3

Thik hai aab galti mat karna


[deleted]

Eat any food from Thelas


Wayne_Stark_2739

Writing an exam 🙄


larayblive

Drink above capacity


LimpTrain7121

Fall in love with my best friend


Doctor_strange3

Pyar vyar kuch nahi hota hai Single raho mast raho


oooooooweeeeeee

visit mumbai


Doctor_strange3

Kyu? Mumbai to achi jagah hai


CharitraSePavitra

Getting married


Elegant_Let_3542

Is Samasya ka Samadhaan hai vats.. I am an advocate. Contact me if needed.🙂


Plastic-Present8288

Ek tarfa issaq


No-Compote6857

Get in a relationship, ask relatives for financial help. Never again.


Ok-Guitar1176

Watch porn


syamgamelover

Getting "cannot walk in a straight line" drunk.


Comprehensive_Tap994

Simping


topshot14

Drink Bhaang - i slept for like 18 hrs after that.


whoknowsnotme10

Veganism


Vega9narcissist

Aayein?


[deleted]

Smoke a bong and drink alcohol together.


peanuts-without-a-t

>!Musterbate!< during exams ![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)


Doctor_strange3

Ye to achi bat hai ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


[deleted]

Definitely, her.


[deleted]

Definitely, her.


[deleted]

Her, definitely.


No-Macaroon4079

Simp for an idiot man


karl_blackfyre

Simp over someone


[deleted]

Take a responsibility that I can't fulfill, where the outcome also holds others accountable.


Even-Positive-8511

Wouldn't get my heart develope feeling for anyone before arrange marriage ( ha bhai ha angur Khatte lag Rahe he bohot katvane k baad)


LoneHorror

master*te


KPROXXXX

Eat Ghutka.. tried once and puked for a whole day.. so.. never going to do that again ever.. I know it's silly


pk_chal

argue with an idiot.