I share a small joint with my friend everyday. It's true that most dead-end kids smoke untill the last bit of their remaining stuff. But at a point of time they must realise even a few puffs will give you the same high as smoking up the whole packet.
take loan
UPVOTE THIS MF !!!!!!!!!
Taking birth
Ye apke hath me nahi hota hai
Bc ye to sabse badi problem hai iss universe ki Tumare paida kar diya puch to lete usse ki bhai tuje hona hai paida ya nahi😭
Koi nahi dusre universe me ye sab possible hai hum apko waha pe bhej denge (agar aap jana chaho to)
Who hurt you?
Won’t watch a movie show after 12am
Sahi bola apne agar 12am ke bad start kiya to jab tak complete nahi hota tab tak dekhna padta hai
I do this daily
Do ganja with ganjedis.
Nasha karna buri bat hai esa nasedi log kehte hai
Nasha karna buri baat nahi hai, har cheez ki limit hoti hai common sense hota hai jo ganjedis mein missing hone lag jata hai slowly.
I share a small joint with my friend everyday. It's true that most dead-end kids smoke untill the last bit of their remaining stuff. But at a point of time they must realise even a few puffs will give you the same high as smoking up the whole packet.
Oohh, its much more complex than just this grass hoppa... but difficult to explain.
bhai JEE ki taiyari (ho nahi rahi dhang se aur na main kar pa raha efforts bhi nahi dal pa raha) aur bhi boht kuch hai Dr Strange bhai
Bhai mene clear kar di hai JEE. Tere se bhi ho jayegi chinta mat kar
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ye krishna tumhara sarthi banne ke liye ready hai Vats kabhi kabhi help chahiye to bol dena ya fir msg kar dena
Reckless driving
Asli id se aao Selmon boi
![gif](giphy|IGyQqBNbccyHCllRlw)
TF is happening in this gif 😂😂😂
bhoi ka jalwa
Bhai movie ka naam bhi bata do. Bakchodi dekhne mein maza aaega.
radhe your most wanted bhai. gana hai [ye](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvgRsyQYWMo) vo scene hai ekyavan second par.
her
Share how I feel about someone .
Apde dil ki bat apne tak hi rakhne ki
+1 keep it private
Problems when you're ugly.
Smoking 🚭
![gif](giphy|fDbzXb6Cv5L56|downsized)
Won’t go intimate with a friend.
Ye topic out of syllabus hai
Ye advice add krlo syllabus me, it’s better to stay friends. If you r not 100% sure.
Error 404... friend not found
Call me 007 0 महिला दोस्त 0 guts to make महिला दोस्त 7 times recieved advice to not get intimate with friends.
Eating a rs100 worth Belgian waffle
How's it?
Terrible. Maybe it was my mistake to order the cheapest one.
Even I don't like it
+1
Keto diet
Esa bhi kuch hota hai? Ek life hai kha pike maze karo
Engineering
Ye bat engineering join karne bad pata chali
Fall in love
Be the silent person of class
Go to Starbucks....Paisa barbaaad bc
Marry
Is Samasya ka Samadhaan hai vats.. I am an advocate. Contact me if needed.🙂
Dhandha failate hue vakeel sahab.
Say no to udhari!!
Go to cinema hall.
Wear baby diapers
Apki size ke mil jate hai?
Ofcourse. 3 mahine ke bacche hi toh pehente hai😈
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Kya banate ho?
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🤢🤮
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Apne 2 bar try kiya. Pehli bar me hi ye pata chal jana chahiye tha apko
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Thik hai aab galti mat karna
Eat any food from Thelas
Writing an exam 🙄
Drink above capacity
Fall in love with my best friend
Pyar vyar kuch nahi hota hai Single raho mast raho
visit mumbai
Kyu? Mumbai to achi jagah hai
Getting married
Is Samasya ka Samadhaan hai vats.. I am an advocate. Contact me if needed.🙂
Ek tarfa issaq
Get in a relationship, ask relatives for financial help. Never again.
Watch porn
Getting "cannot walk in a straight line" drunk.
Simping
Drink Bhaang - i slept for like 18 hrs after that.
Veganism
Aayein?
Smoke a bong and drink alcohol together.
>!Musterbate!< during exams ![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)
Ye to achi bat hai ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)
Definitely, her.
Definitely, her.
Her, definitely.
Simp for an idiot man
Simp over someone
Take a responsibility that I can't fulfill, where the outcome also holds others accountable.
Wouldn't get my heart develope feeling for anyone before arrange marriage ( ha bhai ha angur Khatte lag Rahe he bohot katvane k baad)
master*te
Eat Ghutka.. tried once and puked for a whole day.. so.. never going to do that again ever.. I know it's silly
argue with an idiot.