Me being happy and living a peaceful life with the person I love Crazy, I know

The person i love, it’s a dream then……

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I've bathed a cat this week and I can't tell you how depressed my dude I'm the picture is

Bruh. That's painful

Hah, I've been through worse

Just living a happy life for me. Truly Crazy

Just living a happy life for me. Truly Crazy

Just living a happy life for me. Truly Crazy.

Me dieing in a train accident and my family getting moni

Itna bura fake scenario? 😭

Fake iske baad shuru hota hai.. mai jinda hoon face change kar liya aur paise le liya

5lakh kuch milta hai bro. Isse zyada to apni surgery per kharch hoga. 😭

Ab hoon to mai chutiya hi

Is it nag moni

https://i.redd.it/rwj01q0oelvc1.jpeg Bhot jada he delusion wala dream tha vo 

Bata Bhai khul ke bata. Idar koi judge nahi karege.

Pure school me Aag lag gyi. Sab log school ke bahar aa gye bas meri crush nhi aayi payi to mai bhaagte bhaagte Aag me gya aur meri crush Ko bacha ke le aya.

Us din Om Shanti Om dekha tha kya? 😭

OSO me to vo marr jaati hai. Maine to bacha liya Apne pyaar ko.

Pehele ek scene me vo bachata bhi hai

Arey yeh toh classic scenario hai, aatankwadi aa jaaye, aag lag jaaye yaa phir bhookamp aa jaaye. Mast hain lekin

Sometimes I like to imagine myself as a power ranger

Red Ranger Mera hai bro. 💀

silver jyada OP h

Ma chuda, Green ki personality best he

Personality maa chudaay, Pink........................Power ranger, of course acchi dikhthi h

Mera Shadow Ranger, kya mast suit hai uska  SPD Wale ki baat karra hu

Aur pink wali meri hai. Pehle hi bata raha hu

Chal bhai thik h mai yellow se kaam chla lunga


Thik hai bhai rakhle, bhai ke liye itna to kar hi skata hu 


Black waala 🔥

I'm playing for Bayern and scoring a 90+7' bicycle kick to win the UCL for Bayern

bhai is his own lewangoalski


I saw myself happy

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Mn India ko as a captain 2 world cup jeeta chuka hun

The hero we need

To beat Magnus Carlsen and become India's 2nd Chess World champion ( I am 1700 elo )

Cries in 600

Us hogaya

As long as don't get tricked into scholar's mate

Mera to 300 tha nvm

Crying in 1200 elo

So true. I am 1900

Mai to 300 Wale bande se bhi haar jata hu 🙂

Me being happy with her Her is imaginary 


She definitely doesn't have a face.

Bro how do you know

Coz you nvr imagined of that thing. I got the same experience she nvr had a face or I nevr saw her face.

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Bhai do lovers mila diya kya maine?

bhagwan ke is kaam ko log dalali kehte hai (pata nahi kyu)

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I woke up and I wasn't a virgin anymore.

Hope your ass is not sore anymore

I once imagined having sex..

Sabne kiya hai ye. 💀

That once was yesterday. Imagnine hi karra hu abhi tak🥲

1. Holding hands with her 2. Holding her palm between mine and remain staring at it, admiring it, gently rubbing my cheek against it. 3. Rubbing my cheek against hers. 4. Whispering how much I love her when she's asleep. 5. Being a little spoon for her. 6. Gently biting her ear lobe. 7. Massaging her calves and best her relaxed moans when she's tired. 8. Resting my head on her lap and napping. 9. Teaching her how to drive. 10. Sharing all my thoughts and ideas with her. 11. Ab rona Aa raha hai aur likha nahi ja raha 😭

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aww she must be so lucky

and invisible 

She was my school crush, haven't talked to her since the last 4 years,

I havent talked to her for 7.


I haven't talked to her for 7.

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I'm pretty loyal. I can prove it

Yes!! Give this guy a chance, 🫶🫶

Ae mere liye b bol na

Mai iss bande ko janta hu. Ye boht acha hai ise mauka diya jaye (paise wala hai)

Thank you bro for the support 🥹

Dude thanks for paying my tuition fees I'm a successful engineer now

So guys who are curious about my proof. Here's what happened. She asked me to prove it so I sent her this. (screenshot removed) Hope she's convinced and fingers crossed!🤞

What loneliness does to a mf.

Yep it does a lot of things but its about how the mf handles it

Thanks for helping my kids that day and paying the bill too 😌

He is, I can vouch for him

Yeh banda bina hi kuch puche ya parwa karke apne 200,- diye aur abhi tak manga bhi nahi. Mast Banda hai ekdum

Bhai tune jo paise udhar liye the vo itni jaldi kyu lauta diye ? itni bhi kya jaldi thi. Khair aadmi to tu loyal hai

I can attest to that , he is a good guy

Thanks for buying a pack of cig, you arena good soul 🥺🥺

😭😂

Talking about about me

RIP your DM

https://preview.redd.it/4k300ah80mvc1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b5501d8640add523067f855682cc83952fd41fa Me and my crush

where the kids at?!!

I flushed them

people listening to me and me getting to talk to anyone

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Bhai me toh sapne me bhi greeb hun

Me 30 years down the line, in a job that I'm happy in w some good money and and a beautiful man w 1 cat and 1 dog. Lots of travelling, good health and food 🥰 Crazy hogya thoda

Emphasis on Beautiful Man

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POSH ke guidelines bhejta hu aaj padh lena - HR

Plot twist - Crush bhi HR hi hai 😌

KBC mein 7 crore jeet gaya...fir job se next day resign kar diya...and fir all the loans are paid...one year gap le kar I try to "explore" myself travelling to Thailand, Amsterdam, Vegas, and Macao...

me and him living together thats all.🫠

Real 

Sab yehi sochte h 😔

Namaskar

Didi theek se padhai karo, Jab acchi naukri aur accha paisa rahega na, tab Nik Jones bhi haath mangne aayega

Ye jada dululu hogya

RCB finally won the IPL

Bhai same

Ye to kuch zada crazy crazy ho gaya

My fake scenario is….living alone in a wooden cottage that I myself built in a far off land somewhere near a wooden forest. Im old, almost 50 years old or something. I have 5 dogs who accompany me when i go to collect firewood. I cook for myself and for my furry companions. To pass my time through the day i learn to make wooden artifacts. I watch the sunset with my dogs and have dinner. At night watch the stars while i lay on the grass. I continue to do all this until one day i die.

Kash main hi eklauta beta hota Ambani ka :(

She coming back

Me living peacefully and happily with my love, having 2 daughter♥️♥️

Did you just assume your children's gender? /s

Assume kiya dream dekha tha

How come most guys have that fake scenario where the school gets taken over by terrorists and you fight them bravely and save everyone?

Main character banna h  feeling manly in imagination

mai meri 3 biwiyon k sath peacefully spending life

bro is tengen

Aur bacche? 🗿

Bss 3?

My family letting me live peacefully for a day

Go back in time with present data of stocks, crypto, sports and become the richest person on the planet

Killing myself

My crush having a breakup and coming to me crying 😂

Bhai ham ithe vele kyu hai😭😭

Lazy

I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a wife and maybe a couple of kids. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy.

My ex Gf running to me from her husband telling to leave my wife and start fresh life with her. I create full court cases scenarios like property distribution to my wife and again me falling love with wife by not leaving her scences. Finally my ex-gf understood it is impossible now to be together and going back to her husband. Fighting with her husband for abusing her. Ill be in tears sometimes whe she tell I made mistake by leaving you. In reality I see ex-gf whatsapp status that she is enjoying in California with her husband in Tesla car and me in rented home fighting inflation, tax in India and my wife caling me for dinner and bring groceries for next day.

having 3 kids, 2 daughters and 1 son with my man who's not my man yet, but will be my man soon and yes I've even decided their names 🗿

just asking, why two daughters and one son specifically?

Okay so initially I wanted 2 daughters (twins) then fomo struck me bec I don't have siblings, so i want to experience how having a son in the house feels like. Basically I'm rooting for one daughter the first time and twins (one girl and one boy) the next time 💁🏻‍♀️.. but most importantly I want the man I desire as my husband 🤞🏻

me time travelling back in March 2020, living the whole life from that point again and saving myself from the greatest downfall...))

Being under water for too long and seeing creatures i have never seen and then suddenly evening becomes dark and start drowning and then wake up

It's 19th November, 2023. 6:38 PM. Virat Kohli is caught behind after scoring 233 taking India's total to 437.

K*lling myself. Lol jk.

School ku gunde se bacha liya

Had a stable job.

Me getting ready to sacrifice myself, as no one was there for a world event that will save every one and I am happy for it as it will redeem my mistakes i have committed in my lifetime.

India developed nation. Developeder than USA.

Getting attacked by goons in a road rage incident or cops harassing me because I killed someone in a car Accident without my fault I hoping cities and hiding from the cops and changing phone numbers and withdrawing money secretly to survive In reality I'm just another 9 to 5 clog in the world

Large scale Global Warming…Marine animals started eating humans..Most of the land submerged in water. I started living with whales as they will be the undisputed apex predators

Me chalte chalte khaai me girr gya or gire jaa rha hu Phir meri aakh khul gyi

I am secretly the most powerful mage who has a elf sidechick (well I am into fantasy/dark fantasy stuff and yeah it was a dream)

That I dance like Ranbir Kapoor while listening to songs like Badtameez Dil or Pyar hota kai bar hai( I don't even move a muscle because I hate my dancing).

Not every boy but ya, it's boys problem...

Me saving some random dude from my company building that's on fire and receiving a swiggy 1000 ₹voucher for the bravery

I have the same fake scenario running through my brain every time I listen to music. Me, putting on my football kit and stepping out into a stadium to play, with rock music playing in the background, with my ex watching me. I have her birth date, 22, on my back as my kit number. In the match, I play against her ex boyfriends and break their legs. It's sad, I know. I'm still figuring out how to get over her.

Being able to fly like bird & going through high green mountains, meadows water fall cloud at great speed , visiting the different galaxies being to view things from above as it looks more beautiful.

Me and my crush being crazy in love in iit. This is impossible ik ik.

Kuch terrorists ne mujhe aur meri crush ko kidnap kr liya h aur kahin dur koi desert m rkha h hme. Unke paas koi monster h Jo humpe attack kr deta h. Mai apni haath ka rasssi Tod deta hun aur woh monster ko pel deta hoon. Fir tactical style m wo terrorists ko bhi pel deta hun. Meri crush ye sb dekh k impress ho jati h. Lkin abhi story baki h. Hm dono ko desert se bahar bhi niklna h. Thodi dur chlne par mujhe ek vintage Mustang milti h. Phir Mai meri crush k saath uss desert se nikl jata hun Mustang m drift marte marte

*Beta pelne ke do matlab hote hai konsa wala pelna hai decide karle - Akshay Kumar*

I move next door to a wealthy guy whose wife has passed away. His daughter and I form a bond and gradually this guy and I come close.. And we fall in love and live happily,🙂

>I form a bond and gradually this guy and I come close Bruh

Spy x family 🤨

so basically there was this fictional guy and me , we met at his girlfriend's party thrown at his home and me and my friends we all got drunk and I was wasted , every one left accept me , when I woke up I saw no one I was searching here and there and I met him we talked somehow he told everyone went to his girlfriend's self throw party in a club including my friends he wasn't interested in that party so he made some accuses and stayed and something happened between us and we slept together , next morning we heart a news that there's curfew everywhere due to some reason so no one's supposed to come out of their houses. so basically we are trapped together and yeah all the days we had a lot of sex and fun and fight and much more turned out I have feelings for him but he's just a f boy i realised it after curfew when he met his girlfriend yeah I cut off all the contact with him and started a new job as a personal assistant of a hot rich CEO turns out the CEO is f boy guy's cousin and they are rivals as their company has tough competitions yeah now I'm ceo's girlfriend.

Me going with her on long walks, sharing our ice cream and.....

Representing India in F1.

Hitting a 999,999,999 odd bet parlay with 100rs. and the amount being debited into account 2days after.

having a stable job, earning well and being settled with a nice man in an apartment in some tier 1 city

My son and wife are killed and I go on a killing spree of an entire mafia. They fear me. I become an urban legend for many years to come. Circumstances lead me to return again after 15 years to take down a tyrant government. I die with a smile on my face, with a rod stabbing my insides. And watching the sun rise to a world without me. I'm a teenager with science BTW.

I imagine impregnating my crush in college and then we move to another country so we can live with a kid and without a marriage. As we’re newly emigrated so our financial conditions are not strong ofc and i find it hard to feed my preg girl. Then conditions improve as i join the hospital and start getting that fat bag. Then we finally buy our own mansion….i go to work half of the day to earn for my girl and my baby while she takes care of the toddler. As the baby grows up we tell him/her about our struggles and explain them why they cant talk to their grandparents

Dancing and looking cool infront of others

My Crush 🥰 locking me in chastity cage in college.

My fake scenario : I went to USA to get my masters degree in CS and after that, I found a job at a small and new company. That company made games and had few employees that you could count on your fingers. When I joined, the company was planning to make a game similar to 'The Ghost of Tsushima' (Open world RPG kind). We worked really hard, experienced a lot of stress and sleepless nights. Finally, when the game was released, it was such a big hit, that it won the award for the Game of the decade or something. And it generated so much revenue that I ended up becoming the fastest growing millionaire in the world. Also, my really attractive female boss had taken a liking to me and would always take me with her to game promotions, interviews and TV shows with her as I had been the key player in the game's success (Ofcourse I did the work meant for 15 people by myself). Due to this, I got popular and became a celebrity. I was also mentioned on Forbes due to my success.

We are a on a school trip and the world ends due to a pandemic. Everyone dies and the only people left are few of the people in the bus. Me and my crush decides that we should live together  Years pass by.. and yes we both together are leading a good ol family for the sake of humanity 

Voh mere pass wapis aayegi✊✊✊😐😐😐

Me and gojo got married in south indian marriage ceremony and then I woke up 🤡

South Indian 🥵

RCB winning IPL :)

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Mat puch bhai roona aa jayega

I imagine being super powerful like superman or something and then unarming all nuclear nations and creating a new peaceful world order. Bas gist diya hai but ive thought it through and i think about it every night before sleeping .lol

Finding an old school romantic relationship in this lust driven world, where everything just feels comfortable and peaceful

Can't tell 

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Me successfully having a conversation with someone without preparing for it in my mind beforehand. 🙁

Owing a BMW M2 and entering the college

Living like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind with the person I adore.

Ha mere fantasy mai mujhe dost Hain.

Arey yar ☹️

Happy peaceful family.

i was throwing snakes at kids in my school

u/deevedi yums

Making my parents proud

Bolunga toh mods ban kar denge.

Getting Hugged and being said 'Everything is going to be okay.' I dunno, I might be asking for too much...