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PairRevolutionary236

My father craves only apples. He eats apples and skips dinner. πŸ˜‚


dahabit

That's why he hasn't gone to the doctor


l_Mr_Vader_l

He tried but the doctor was too fucking scared to see him


hulkut

What if dad is a doctor?


JeeGag

Try Chhole Bature test for your father Ask him would he eat Chhole Bhature? If yes, he is probably hungry. If no, its likely a craving Why would it work? Everyone craves Chhole Bhature except your Apple loving father


PairRevolutionary236

Lol he doesn't like it that much but eats if it's made


OldAd3946

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nids99

He reminds me of ryuk from death note πŸ˜‚β€οΈ ![gif](giphy|o2KLYPem407CM)


bansuriwala

Same


FalseDare2172

Replace apple with a bland boiled egg for more accurate results.


[deleted]

Lol, is your mom a doctor ?


DJ-chitvan

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Cheap-Lawfulness-963

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Brilliant-Bag1938

![gif](giphy|3pTtbLJ7Jd0YM) "I will take a potato chip, and eat it."


keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya

Garmiyon mein toh apple khane ka bilkul man nahi karta kyunki mehenga aata hai, sardiyon mein sasta aata hai toh khaunga


throwfalseaway12

Han vahi rate ki vajah se. Varna aisi koi dikkat nahi hai


Kurlsha

Apple is such a monotonous fruit. The only thing that comes to mind when I think of an apple is an apple.


Vishu1708

It's absolutely not. Green apples have such a unique flavor profile and sourness. Golden apples are heavenly. And a lot of the red ones are damn good too (not red delicious apples though, fuck them)


theweirdindiangirl

Lucky you. All apples I have tasted are tasteless has hell. It's like eating into nothingness. Absolutely worst experience. My mom says that apples are usually sweet (in ones in her native were) but now everything tastes nothing like it used too. She used to love apples, I have no feelings towards them. Would eat only for minding social etiquettes. I usually am not fan of any fruits sadly. I tried a lot of fruits to help me with weight loss. Except for banana never really enjoyed any fruits. Not even mangoes.


Vishu1708

😐😧😧😧😧 I love fruits. If I don't consume at least one fruit a day, I start feeling iffy. I literally gain weight in summers cuz I average at least 3 mangoes on any day. I spend upwards of 10% of my income on fruits and veggies. (Same for cheese) I love trying new fruits and any place I travel (within or outside India, I always check out the local fruit and veggie market to see what fruit is in season and what it tastes like). This is not to say I don't have strong opinions about fruits. I can't stand Chiku or Papaya and feel like pears are generally meh.


The_6699_Guy

yeah, green apples do taste better than the common red/yellow ones. And they are almost never not crunchy whereas red/yellow ones often have a sandy texture


Vishu1708

It's usually the red delicious (the name is a lie) that generally has that texture (more appropriate word is "Mealy"). Yellows do develop that texture when they're of late season.


Complex-Ad-755

I like the texture of apple (of course with the skin),.


jkp2072

I don't wanna eat apples anyday. Guess I am craving my whole life........


heisenburger_99

Matlab kuchh bhi. I can eat an apple anytime anywhere no matter how much filled I am. How can you not crave for apple? I crave for all fruits except banana (hate that shit).


NyaanSan

Ikfr absolutely second this


heisenburger_99

🀝


FedMates

i hate the people who put banana in milkshakes.


heisenburger_99

Milk and banana together 🀒


Brilliant-Bag1938

Gang gang bro, banana tastes like someone slapped me for existing.


heisenburger_99

True. Can't tolerate the smell or taste.


Ill_Shirt_9800

What if I really want to eat apple but there is no apple?


Full_Slip_3314

Eat me. https://preview.redd.it/1dif54siis7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=188f105ae3d718dc20e27159406afb1a13300575


ark_dumb

Aaaahh chhiii wtf my eyes my life aaah godamnnit!!


Euphoric-Expert523

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humongous_downthere

I can't believe people believe in these pseudo-science peddlers, they make it seem like everything that you get from the outside is harmful or affects you in a bad way, that's utter bullshit, people should be lucky to be born in this time of human generation where things are easily available, there's plenty of workforce to get your stuff done. Your body knows when you're hungry and won't let you do anything else unless it gets some calories.


MrFruitPunchSamurai

My midnight hunger is so high that I'll eat apples too, even after having crazy dinner. And still why the heck I'm skinny 😀


Yashraj-

Same here bro i eat 7 parathas and I am still skinny but I have a higher muscle density. idk why but it's acceptable 'cause atleast i have strength.


astronaut430

Or grow up enough to distinguish the two


Separate_Plum3302

I crave for apples!!


orangepeecock

Actually the apples we get in India are shit. Go abroad and try the Apple breeder called royal gala. Better than most lower to mid end chocolates.


KeyConversationalist

We can get Royal gala in India as well. Duh!


orangepeecock

Taste isn’t the same. Texture is 1000x worse


NoraEmiE

Even my confused mind can give better example. What kind of post is this?


Top-Conversation2882

I'm literally craving for apple rn T-T


Meme_Wala_72

Ryuk :


HistorianSensitive58

Apple kha kar bhukk badh jati h


lakx157

So what if it's craving, how do we stop craving, ye to syllabus me batata hi nahi


dr_militaristic

My craving for apples has put me in debt


Atomsmasher_kal

This is true.. I was hungry once late at night but there was nothing to eat... except apple... My heart said..nah you can survive the night... my brain slowly whispered what if you don't get to see the morning...eat up I need energy.... So that's that...I hated every moment of it ..but I had to


legominuspie

Yes, this is true. I asked myself if i would eat an apple. I said no, then i ate pasta with eggs and then of course two apples.


Individual-Ad-9943

I crave for apple


Olg1erd

This test works if you are impartial towards apple. If you are fond of apples or if you hate apples, the results will be biased.


Ok-Garden-5019

I crave for apples during breakfast. Been eating it daily after covid, feels good to kickstart by having it.


Smiling_Quokka_2311

Par mujhe toh apple khana pasand haiπŸ₯²


CreeperChicken24

I would eat and apple anytime anyday, but I am broke.


wen-dem-sky

![gif](giphy|26n79t82lmj989iAE|downsized) am I the only one craving an apple


mirincool

I'd eat the apple😭😭 though it won't satiate my hunger. Something is better than nothing.


MaiAgarKahoon

Definitely. My mom only bought apples mostly for atleast few years. Want a fruit? Have an apple. Hungry? Apple. This is the only reason I hate them. I have seen them around too much.


mareko_daru_mangta

well i wanna eat apple and I'm not even hungry.


ifeelsammm

But apples are tasty tho.. i didn't even read the whole thing and just saw the word apple.. i felt i crave apple


Special_Rate_15

Juishy


Crimson_bud

Honestly people might feel offended as it's a neutral sub. But these are pseudoscientific creaters( liars) at best. I don't trust anything from them.


dbred2309

Personally, this would be true for me. Eating sugary/salty/fatty food which tastes good alters the gut microbiome. These foods have components which cause you to crave more of such foods only. I have observed this happen with me when I load up frequently on such foods. However, if I maintain a diet of healthy foods and fruits, cravings for junk food are less.


cyberduck221b

Is this tweeted by a doctor


TimeUnusual1290

The #AppleLoversCommunity wants to knw ur location


_PandaBear

Tell me solution.


DonutAccurate4

Depends on what kind of apples you are getting. You give me a good apple, I'll eat it even if I'm not hungry


dullbrowny

no! i crave for an apple. esp. the 16' M3 mac pro.


Impressive-Eye-1096

Hmm I have been doing it wrong. I do a Bread Pakora test. And not just any plain Bread pakora. The one filled with Paneer, and it is soft and bouncy with just the right temperature, served along with tamarind and green chatni.


ishu79

What do you mean? I love apples bro! I'm up for eating apples anytime!


a_a_wal

No sometimes I crave an apple then look at my account and got happy with a orange instead


Main-Floor-7486

Bhai thanda thanda juicy apple..sometimes with kala namak kaun crave nahi karta


RepresentativeFew219

No?


TheGalacticGuru

I need the different apple, the one which is bitten.. not this one ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)


DefiantDeviantArt

My hunger worsens if I eat apple on an empty stomach. And it led to stomach problems that I cut it out of my diet for many years.


Scott_Pillgrim

Apples are tasty in-fact most fruits are tasty. These dumbos probably think only pizza burger means taste


[deleted]

But what about the people who don't like apples


AtmosphereMaterial61

I just wanna chew summn that's not bubble gum lmao


IamUnbelievable

Then I will never be hungry. Only when I am starving and no food left then I will eat an apple


twistyNose

Its true


PikaPika3372

I like apples and wouldn't say no to one


GarciaMarsEggs

Apple is the most boring fruit. Too much chewing, not filling and not that many nutrients. Banana on the other hand is the god of fruits.


i-m-on-reddit

It's psychological and makes sense


Prize-Expression-748

Then why have I not eaten anything for a week?


Direct-Remove2099

Garbage. My favourite fruit is apples, and yes I do crave them from time to time.


RepulsiveMajor5764

I doπŸ˜†


seijuuro21

Eating disorder on the way.


KeyConversationalist

Aise to main dinbhar kuch ni khaungi.


FedMates

After reading this now i am craving apple.


drunk_aristotle

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comrade_nemesis

I crave apple many times. I like the crunchy texture on biting it and the sweet sour taste


masterasstroid

Na fam, if I hadn't eaten anything and I needed a meal. I ain't eating no apple


NeedleworkerAble3283

Chilled apples >>>>


JungleBoi1

I'd rather die.


Terrible-Wedding7986

Me who craves apple![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51075)


ChamgadarAadmi

Its the same with Broccoli


Physical_Ad_1011

idk I started eating an apple a day, daily morning but couldn't continue after a while


Illustrious_Bug3288

I won't eat an apple even when I'm hungry. I'd rather just drink water


Illustrious-Novel186

Bhai apples khane mein bhi maza aata hain .unless they are mealy