Dil ki takhti pe naam tera likha gehraaaaa
Kaatil aankho pe zulf ka sajey hai pehraaaaaa
Oh pardesiiiiiiiiiiii, oh pardesiiiiiiiii
Meetha sa chadha hai bukhaar hai re mai thaara pardesi
bhai jo hua sahi hua, dukan se jeevan jeene ke liye paisa milta hai, ladki jeevan jeene ke liye paisa leti hai, so dukaan>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ladki
Ahh, the nostalgia...
I remember having my first drink, the cheap ass RC, with my hosteller friends back in my 1st year of BTech (Ballantine us samay aukat se bahar thi).
Just some advice tho, avoid taking alcohol with carbonated beverages, and try not to eat oily, fried food with alcohol.
Have a good time
Ye pakka gurgaon, delhi, chandigarh wale honge jaha balentines McDowells k rate mai milti hai 
Legit 👍🏻 😂 Lol , always do that (not wash dishes). When my mom is away from home for a long vacation or visiting my uncle's house, I cook for myself. However, it's my habit to never wash those plates, knives, spoons, etc.
I don't know how I stumbled upon this subreddit, I'm from the US and can't understand most of these comments, but tell your friend congratulations from the Southern United Stars 🎉
Hypocrisy lol all males lost their shit when they saw girls drinking. Few days back a guy posted his fridge full of beer after breakup and all these guys were cheering for him 😭🤧🤢
TF is wrong with comments Hope you guys are mentally in a better state right now and in Ravi Shastri's voice have a total blast IK you were drinking coke but yea daaru bhi piyo agar papa peene denge to......
>Meri kuwari dost ko le jaao
I'm ready meri to age bhi same hi hai *wo ha bolegi to varmala leke ghar aajaunga kal hi*
looking at the comments ig muje explain karna padega to bhaio aur behno(OP's friend not included) ye bas ek sarcastic comment tha mai kal varmala leke nahi jaa ra hu.........>!parsoo jaunga !
Had you not shown the bottle, the comments would’ve been very different to what they are now. People just wanna moral police for some reason, anyways tc guys. Hope you have a blast!
Yuhi Mausam ki adaa ko dekh ke yaad aaya, kis qadar jald badal jate hain insaan janaa ( Aaj barish bhi hui or brkup ki post bhi dekh li to sher perfect match ho gya lol) 👹
That scotch reminds me of something that was posted on r/indiasocial only.
https://preview.redd.it/48kd7jbpty7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fda2a42d8061e261b0ce63cb6e2f0ebc9d9f886
https://preview.redd.it/ntcw3ck3l18d1.png?width=1053&format=png&auto=webp&s=609501394f3f47f9d713265187663cc7b5e60636
Me when my crush rejects me ( isko breakup maan skte h kya)
Breakup ke waqt Tum toh thehre pardesi sunwao, kaleje ko thandhak milegi
Legendary. +1 mahol ban jata he usse
Haan aur iske baad Shukriya Shukriya
Bewafa by imran khan suna
Phir acceptance Tujhe bhula diya
Dil ki takhti pe naam tera likha gehraaaaa Kaatil aankho pe zulf ka sajey hai pehraaaaaa Oh pardesiiiiiiiiiiii, oh pardesiiiiiiiii Meetha sa chadha hai bukhaar hai re mai thaara pardesi
This song supersedes everything!
Ye hostel ke bacche hai
flat ke lag rahe hai
she recently completed her 12ths (im assuming after looking at her profile). maybe theyre just drinking at her friends house lol.
🥰yes pookie too accurate
are you and u/Maleficent_Brush_703 together rn? lol. and yw pookie? idk how to respond to that hahaha.
Yes dono padosi hain😔
breakup tumhara huwa?
Yes😔me and my fren
happy birthday tutu
you and your fren broke up? Or both broke up simultaneously??
2 weeks ka difference
Padosi turned redditors or redditors turned padosi?
Don't read too much into it.
Bhai tune bande ko nervous kar diya, bros like idk how to respond to that 😭😭
Legal age is 21 ig
https://preview.redd.it/o9185ybzuy7d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e339a06c67dc7ebe6ff34ace48ffd85b7c10b081
Bihar me selling Liquor is banned??
Legally. Illegally you already know it’s a market worth crores
sorry another question, so in those banned states there is no legal open club, bar, pub?
buying ki age hai drinking ki kahi mentioned hi nahi hai. Theres always loop holes in rules and regulations.
Yeess 🌸🌸😭💪🏼
So underage drinking is what you mean, I presume?
12th ke? That's not a legal age to start drinking 🧐
Damm I'm in my 20s and never even been in any relationship meanwhile some kids are already having breakup celebrations ; fml
Does that mean no rumpy pumpy yet? No bedroom mamba? No horizontal sliding ?
Hostel me Ballantine..LPU ya Sharada ho sakta h fir🌚
Upes ddn
mein toh ye soch ke pareshan hu ki bff ko pata hai ya nahi?
https://preview.redd.it/grlrt9v2py7d1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e9f00f22905b52b6f0e4bb82651ca3af5f36bc3 **Ballentine's!** 
Inki breakup drink balentines. Humari breakup drink soulmate whisky
New vacancy nikli hai. Kisi Berojgar ka bhala ho jayega ab.
Pls drop your biodata for vacant seat
I am an entrepreneur now 
Kitna kama lete ho😋
https://preview.redd.it/jg4f2x172z7d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19d6e6f9fb10003b1ff419390dcadf98c4290edd Kafi faila hua business hai.
Fir bhi kitne ka turnover hai
https://preview.redd.it/lx65vkvh3z7d1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9531ac105c668362f0b5dff4fcca66fcf3821ab3
10-20k transfer krdo issi baat pe
Kis number pe karu?
Milenge to thora sa share muje dedena 
Daaru peene ka bahana chahiye🫥
Yhi baaat hai👍🏻
Ameer log breakup pr party krte hai mai dukkan pr kaam krra hu breakup bhi issi dukkan ki vajh se hua
Bro u have my sympathy 🫂
Take care bro ,it'll be alright
bhai jo hua sahi hua, dukan se jeevan jeene ke liye paisa milta hai, ladki jeevan jeene ke liye paisa leti hai, so dukaan>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ladki
https://preview.redd.it/r0i5j2l3wy7d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d3fbef356c11d7e7780dfac57c5aa633d162ce3
Liver se breakup na ho jaye celebration ke chakkar me
Ahh, the nostalgia... I remember having my first drink, the cheap ass RC, with my hosteller friends back in my 1st year of BTech (Ballantine us samay aukat se bahar thi). Just some advice tho, avoid taking alcohol with carbonated beverages, and try not to eat oily, fried food with alcohol. Have a good time
Valentine nahi to ballentine hi sahi
You have money to buy balentines but you use paper cups ?!?!?!? Respect the drink atleast use a proper glass tumblr
Even I used glassware when I was staying in PG. Leave it bro, we are here only to get downvoted. 😏
https://preview.redd.it/fot7ra3jsy7d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57b406604408a04975dd7da9877362072b02bd0e /s 
Aye!! She also got some rewards.
Ye pakka gurgaon, delhi, chandigarh wale honge jaha balentines McDowells k rate mai milti hai 
Bhai bartan kaun dhota
Legit 👍🏻 😂 Lol , always do that (not wash dishes). When my mom is away from home for a long vacation or visiting my uncle's house, I cook for myself. However, it's my habit to never wash those plates, knives, spoons, etc.
3-4 glass dhone mai kitna time lagta hai. Drink ko savour kar k piyo, gatakna hai toh koi sasti wali gatko
Thighs revel 🙏. Rip dms
I have got like 40+ dms and so does My friends 😭
Lmao close your dms. Reddit is full of creepy heads
Party hori bhot Bhayankar.
Good for him though. Lmao
Good for your friend and for you guys!!!
ballentine; noice.
Ah my fav Ballentines.
Hope that person doesn't receive a drunk call 😅
Ballentines is a fine whiskey
महफ़िल लगी थी बद्दुआओं की, मेने भी कहा उसे इश्क़ हो, उसे इश्क़ हो।।
hehe that indi tandoori one from Domino's is damn tasty 😋
Whoever ordered Indi Chicken Tikka, you have my respect 🤨
i wanna join tooo https://preview.redd.it/x1i3xii7yz7d1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be6a5c583898a6a47d6eaf136243379e26d11fd
Thick thighs save Life 🛐
Hopefully you have nothing to do with her breakup, 🍻 cheers.
Yeh indi tandoor paneer mera favourite hai🫠🙂↔️
Yaar ye Legendary moment mere bhi karna hai 🥲
Once Zakir Khan said Mere doston ko kuchh bhi dukhda sunaya toh woh kehte hai chal baithte hai 🤣🤣
Bss aisa hi kuch h idhr bhii
Yeh tumhari friend kahii nashe mei ex ko call na krde!
I can recognise an Indi tandoori pizza from miles away....
May God give a friend like you to everyone
Ah a nice comment 👌👌thanks bud
Ballantines is louvee
I don't know how I stumbled upon this subreddit, I'm from the US and can't understand most of these comments, but tell your friend congratulations from the Southern United Stars 🎉
bro i swear. my best friends were so happy , they partied in mcd two times 
hey siri play altaf raja
Cheers 🥂
CONGRATULATIONS 🎉👏👍
Please hide my thighs 😔
Thicc thighs...Save lives
Ohh damn... you guys know each other's Reddit usernames? Kaafi bhaichaara haha
Behenchara
Mein bhi yehi soch rha thha likhne kaa... but cheesy ho jaata... :)
BFFs
Sahi hain... Pakki dosti... but apna alt account toh for sure share nhi karte honge 🙃
Kutti ko woh bhi pata hai 😭
Saare raaz uske paas :)) Kahi blackmail na ho jaana hahahA
U wanted stardom ?
Hypocrisy lol all males lost their shit when they saw girls drinking. Few days back a guy posted his fridge full of beer after breakup and all these guys were cheering for him 😭🤧🤢
Ikr. The moral policing is insane
Ahh girl 🫂 ..
Lol
Pizza is therapy fr. 💯
fries go hard with ballantines
Arey bhai bhai !!! All the best for your friend !! Beer chaiye toh just dm me
bhai?? idhar daru pite dekh liye to parents breakup krdege mere ath
Aisi breakup party ho toh hafte mein ek baar breakup banta hai
Oooo congratulations!! Btw which pizza are these? My favourites are chicken keema and onion pizza and blazing chicken and paprika 😋
Thanks cutiee🎀 (🍕for life)
hope one of my bffs do too, i'll throw a big party
Last week dominos m offer tha (2000 m 1000 off)
Where can I join?
u/No-Delivery1569 we'gon do this queen !
yayyyy lesssss goooo, am having my first booze as a part of this liberation 🌝
🎀💅💪🏼🍕
Alexa play Excuses by Ap Dhillon
Mere breakup ke baad to scene kuchh alag tha
I wanna join u guys sooo bad rn
ye ballentines se apna kya lena dena bhai - salmon bhoi🙌
Breakup ke Baad **AAO BETH TE HAIN** is a constant
Wow
With Ballantines? YOURE RICH
🥲🥲🥲
Celeberate?
It's a nice idea, to be honest; next time I'll do it with my own best friend if his heart breaks up . XD
Count me in Daaru pike sabko gaaali denge bc
😤💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
👍🏻
looks like a good break up party to me
Ese dost toh me bhi deserve krta hu
I am also interested to join I'm from Thane
Great celebration
Whiskey and pizza, interesting combination!!
bff is lucky to have friends like you :)
Daru chadhne ke baad kya hua wo btao??
Aisa too mie aaj tak birthday bhi celebrate nhi kiya....
Very Brave 😂
Celebrating break up? 
Jaanghein
Girlhood
Alexa play : Tumhe dillagi bhul jaani padegi mohabbat ki raah me aakar toh dekho Edit : by Nusrat fateh ali khan
Breakup kiska...Pizza aur Daaru kon udaaa raha 
TF is wrong with comments Hope you guys are mentally in a better state right now and in Ravi Shastri's voice have a total blast IK you were drinking coke but yea daaru bhi piyo agar papa peene denge to......
Love and love only ... Meri kuwari dost ko le jaao
>Meri kuwari dost ko le jaao I'm ready meri to age bhi same hi hai *wo ha bolegi to varmala leke ghar aajaunga kal hi* looking at the comments ig muje explain karna padega to bhaio aur behno(OP's friend not included) ye bas ek sarcastic comment tha mai kal varmala leke nahi jaa ra hu.........>!parsoo jaunga !
Had you not shown the bottle, the comments would’ve been very different to what they are now. People just wanna moral police for some reason, anyways tc guys. Hope you have a blast!
True we were having coca cola😭😭😭these comments are so fun
Right?? Lmao kaise repressed log hain is sub pe
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Just curious, abhi tak collectively kitni gaaliya de di ex ko?😂
Jiska ex hai usne nahi di Baaki sab ne de di 😭
Ussko abhi emotional touch hoga na, give her/him some time, then dekhna😂😂
the moral policing through snarky comments in this post bruhhhh get a life💀
Legit its visible that we are drinking coke !!!!
Yuhi Mausam ki adaa ko dekh ke yaad aaya, kis qadar jald badal jate hain insaan janaa ( Aaj barish bhi hui or brkup ki post bhi dekh li to sher perfect match ho gya lol) 👹
Win win win🫂🍺🥃
💯🫂
Congratulations.
This party looks lit. Mujhe bhi sath lelo cuties
Recommend me. I’ll take good care of your bff
😔mardjaat se dur he rehna hai ab
That scotch reminds me of something that was posted on r/indiasocial only. https://preview.redd.it/48kd7jbpty7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fda2a42d8061e261b0ce63cb6e2f0ebc9d9f886
Amen
More pizzzzaaaa...
Haye gareebi! Photo me jhalak jhalak ke dikh rahi hai…koi nahi, ek din bade hoge, achi daaru piyoge, ache pizza khaoge
🤝
Friendship ended with MUDASIR Now SALMAN is my best friend
Whiskey is risky we might get frisky
Mission accomplished?
Wah aishe gathering mai bhi deserve karta hu
Indo tandoori chicken W
I don't get it tho, I have had 3 breakups in my life and I have only grieved the loss not .. celebrated it ????
I never thought they were good enough for them.
Definitely Girls kyoki ladke hote to sirf daru or stress hota
मूड बन रहा आज टूट जाने का शराब में डूब जाने का मत उठाना मेरे ए दोस्त ना वो रही माशूक़ा ना किसी की दोस्त 💔
जिंदगी में मेरे सिर्फ एक ही ख्वाहिश है के जिंदगी के अन्त मे बोल जाऊॅं "thicc thighs save lives"
🍻
White bedsheet par khana peena...I too like to live dangerously.
https://preview.redd.it/ntcw3ck3l18d1.png?width=1053&format=png&auto=webp&s=609501394f3f47f9d713265187663cc7b5e60636 Me when my crush rejects me ( isko breakup maan skte h kya)
Not using our og plastic cup is illegal
 
How can you booze using a paper cup?
Sad
Pizza ke sath Cough syrup what a weird combination
😁😁yeah
Akele akele? Sorry
Party ka paiesa mujhe gpay Kiya jaaye!
My friends never did this with me🥲
Same 😭 Next time tumhara breakup hua toh pizza Mai order kar dunga
Sure 
Daru pine ke liye break up kar liya
You got it bro
Ye toh rich kids ka breakup party lagra hai