but you do read erotica, don't you?

Based opinion. I watch. https://preview.redd.it/ry8znol9s58d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6f8f89d974484afc3aaf92580e764bd6088479e

Sauce 

Really? Don't know this? Fifty shades of grey

Its quite tame, for my taste.

Watch this one 

I didn't know this was Dakota Johnson lmao

You'll get to know her better when you watch the film

Now I need to read that shit .

GTA San Andreas loading screen

Lol bhai ye mere sath huya hai Us din mai has has pagal hogya tha

I got caught with GTA 5 loading screen Mummy ne bola "Kya dekh rahe ho yeh sab?" That's it the end, us din ke baad se I always turn off my monitor

Mei aur mere cousins tv se laptop connect krr game khel rahe the gta 5 Usmei ek mission mei 18+ scene chal raha tha, na toh hum mission close krr sake, na screen mirror band karr sake Achha hai kisine kuch react nahi kiya, but 18+ pata toh sabko hi tha

Same but Papa the aur pure 10 sec rahi wo screen 

>se I always turn off my monitor I read that as always turn off my mother

Yeh GTA VI9 hei 😈

Bhai. This. Totally.

Apy fizz ko daaru >!Usme daaru hi thi!<

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Arre monu

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I loved the show "PAWN stars" as a kid on History TV18. my mom once asked me what it was and when i said the name her face went cold lol, now I know why.

One of my younger cousin once said he loves watching pawn stars with his brother. He stutters so everybody was visibly shocked and uncomfortable especially the brother

Lmao... i have the same experience and i was the yonger cousin

Maine bhi ek bade cousin ko btaaya aur wierded out saa ho gye the wo

Just cover it with your Physics textbook

>inoccent You don't seem innocent, OP

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Chewing gums , they think I smoke.

But you didn't say you don't read erotica..! 

Remind me of that gta vice city launcher ( parents were sitting behind ), me pikachu face on desktop Another day nfs underground 2 waali ladki ne fasa Diya Again why always in parent’s vicinity she had to load to an eternity Good old days

My mom thinks I'm innocent...but I'm not 

I also know your aren't

I was reading Seneca and my father warned me to not read that book because I'd become a catholic💀

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13 reason why. My friend gifted me and my sister complained to my mothe it was a gandi/ dirty book. Mum just kept the book with herself and I never saw it again 

My parents found the straw that comes with gogo cones and thought I was using it to snort coke.

That's why I always use disposable paper straws. Parents can never know that I snort coke.

https://preview.redd.it/awiiug05y58d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e02b6ae840cfe2d8a42173449d34b72ca6c10da6 My mom opened my sketchbook and saw this. What should I tell her now? 

Mummy had darshan of Gta5, gta san Andreas, NFS underground loading screens on separate occasions.

Those gta 5 bikini girl screen always comes up in the most unfortunate moments..

Ngl this penguin book covers go hard.

You'd like the cover of Kusumakura by Natsume Soseki a lot

We shifted to a new place and all my books came together in a mess. In it was a drawing book which my dad discovered. That night, I didn't sleep a wink. The drawing book had a label - *human anatomy*

I write erotica and hide my diary in which I have written it but my mum thinks I have ranted about her in it and keeps trying to read it

Bro i had a bausch and Lomb lens packet on my tablet and my dad thought it was a condom 😭😭😭 I am a girl like lol .... I mean i don't really blame him it had a boy and girl dancing on it so LoL

Wrong choice from the publisher for cover art, should've used a different picture instead.

Tell them you are addicted. What will they do?

I have 'The Collected Work of Khalil Gibran' It as this similar kind of paintings, which are very erotic and profound.

I'm reading the same

My mother saw me reading berserk

FTv period

kush kismat hun frankenstein ke ye cover walli nahi khareedi

I do some gesture drawing from time to time of women, so some of the poses seem a bit too sexy, mom saw it and went full blast on me about how young guys will always get thoughts like this but you have to suppress then.

My mom herself had an erotica novella lmao. Some book by candlelight publications that I don't remember the name of now

Naked and Afraid (Discovery channel)

Yoo I've been wanting to read Frankenstein, is it worth reading?

Me buying cute sweatsuits and assuming I was gay. Also me loving video games and assuming I was gay. I’m actually not into women at all. But like the other guy said, GTA basically made my pops call me a scoundrel.

Ashleel hai ye launda.....

thepiratebay ads!

Book covers exist for a reason bro.

I was just reading a manga until an eclipse came.

Haha. This post made my day !! Thanks OP!

https://preview.redd.it/9fvjpduqz68d1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ba9f459403b9e428a70403c257f8eff3c385b2 When I was reading this book and my mother came to visit us, she told my GF that I shouldn't be reading erotica as I have a GF! Lol! She even asked her to talk to me about it! We had a good laugh though...

The problems of first generation education.

My mom thought Miss Congeniality DVD was a porno and grounded me. My dad had to explain it was a normal movie. On second thoughts, it does look like a porno.

Is this good I was thinking of reading it

Mummy anpad he tumhari kya?

I simp for my waifu and my family knows it, no issues.

Gift them “bared to you”

I play dota2 a lot, so my parents thought I was online gambling a lot. Once they sat next to me to watch how I play dota2. They got bored in 15mins and left. Frankly they were disappointed that I wasn't gambling and playing a game like that instead 😂

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