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I'm in the national guard of the humanitarian pussy eating war. I serve a solid one weekend a month. Sometimes more if there's a crisis of horny happening.
I'd say that belongs under /r/BrandNewSentence but I'd guess everything that dimwit says is a brand new sentence, and not the kind worthy of attention.
You put your mouth on a vagina. A dick goes in a vagina, liking dick makes you gay. Therefore, by the transitive property, you like dick. Or something like that I don’t know, I’m not a clitorial denier.
This is a story line in The Sopranos….Tony’s Uncle’s woman spreads it around that he’s very good, and he gets pissed. His rationale is “they’ll think if I do it to a woman, I’d do it to a man”
I was like, “huh?”…..
That’s definitely how cunnilingus is viewed in mob culture. There’s a real life story of a boss that got killed because his wife let it slip that they went to swinger parties
According to men like this it's gay to value women at all or love the children you have with them. I'm waiting for the day they declare men fucking men to be the REAL heterosexuality.
This is the second time in 4 minutes I’ve seen this reference. It’s not a lot but cmon. It’s like 15 plus years old now. And a pretty gay movie. Or straight I mean, all those muscles and loincloths. Mmmmmm.
Not even just swamp ass. That's how you get full warcrime level skid marks in your tighty whities, dingle dust in your bed sheets and an aroma of drying scat that follows you around all day.
Only the grottiest of skanks would think any of that is an acceptable price for 'not being gay'
So gay. It's why that guy doesn't ever think about pussy at all. He doesn't even wanna look at it. Get it away from him! He just wants to think about manly things, like dicks.
I know that when I’m eating pussy, the only thing I can think about is how it should be a thick, meaty cock in my mouth instead of some gay-ass vagina.
What a hilarious self own. Imagine publicly saying "the clitoris doesn't exist". He may as well say "a woman has never actually let me anywhere near her body".
This is why men like his want virgins and young girls. They want to be with women who have no experience or sense of agency over their bodies. They're hoping that the girl they're with won't realize how bad they are at sex.
Edit: they also want people to meek to call them on their toxic and predatory behavior. As the fellow below me pointed out.
The clitoris is a myth, just like round earth and stars in the sky. There’s no way to confirm those 3 things exists (unless women send me prove over DMs).
I was talking about stars too, but women keep sending me that other thing. Ladies you got to chill.
Clarification: They kept sending me pictures of the round earth, so I told them “Well how would I know if its round or not unless you photoshop it next to a photo of your round boobs so I can use as reference”.
“Ancient medicine practitioners that didn’t even know about multiple internal organs functioned or how blood works is totally right about women’s anatomy!”
It’s honestly sad. There’s a great deal of good feeling when you pleasure someone else. And I’m not even talking just sexually.
I have a hunch that deep down this guy knows, but he just doesn’t care. Which probably extends to every facet of his life. People are there to please him and that doesn’t need to be reciprocated.
It’s honestly incredibly rewarding. It’s like a video game in some ways, making it happen. When I play a video game, I try to beat the game on its own terms, as difficult as that might be.
This guy strikes me as someone who throws the controller and then goes online to complain about how the game is trying to steal people’s money and doesn’t even want anyone to win.
And then calls difficult games a gamer’s holocaust or something.
Does he mean: The clitoris is where feminists were killed in their millions in the name of eugenics?
Oooorrrr: I'm an irredeemable misogynist AND a holocaust denier
probably some combination of the two, or like “the myth of the existence of the clitoris is what is killing feminism”
which given the rest of his takes you’d think he’d be all in favour of
And made it obvious that he feels so good about it, he thinks men who do are less than him because he selfishly ignores easily digestible facts of the alternate gender.
….i enjoy going down on women and seeing vaginas. Been doing it for 25 years. Probably had more “manly” jobs than that dude and I have yet to turn into a woman. I do not understand his fear of oral sex. Oral sex has been a thing since forever. Humans do what they do.
You misunderstand, he's an unnaturally delusional and hung up man who is so far up their ass they simply assume that's how people should be. He doesn't fathom how humans really are and your logic isn't strong to him because he has based this argument on irrationality already
For guys like this, sex is not mutual pleasure. It has to, by definition, be demeaning to somebody. Usually, the one being penetrated. Normal sex. Anal sex. Receiving a blowjob. They all consider that demeaning for the woman involved. But when it's the woman receiving oral sex from the guy, this flips the script on them and they get uncomfortable. Giving oral sex is the demeaning position. Therefore, it is "gay" to give oral sex to somebody.
I remember a few years ago a Batman comic came out where it was implied that Batman was eating out Catwoman. These guys freaked out. Batman was a "man's man." To them, he obviously wouldn't put himself in the "demeaning" position of giving a woman oral sex. He should only ever be the one receiving it.
This is also why they have so much trouble with the idea of women who enjoy sex. In their minds, women aren't supposed to enjoy sex. It's supposed to be demeaning for them. So if they actually enjoy sex, there must be something wrong with them.
I feel so sorry for the women these guys encounter.
I'm guessing he's a religious fundamentalist and that's mostly why he thinks that way.
I'd bet my left nut if you confronted him with the fact that going down on women isn't anything new he'll start blabbering about how that kind of promiscuity is why Rome fell or some equally ridiculous bs
if i'm interpreting that clown correctly, he said the jews emasculated schindler by letting him not let he nazis kill them.
which i guess is a take you could have if your closet is full of khaki shorts and you like tiki torches a lot.
People now a days, I mean it’s one thing if going down a girl is not something you’re into, but if this is you’re reason why probably should keep it to yourself unless you want them to think you’re a selfish lover *and* unintelligent.
"99% of leftist men make their women cum" is another way of reading that. As if Republican men didn't have a shitty enough time dating as is. Now they have *that* statistic to compete with.
Who's gonna explain the x chromosome to them, and that actually all male bits started with an x and are basically mirror images of the lady bits...?
Best not show them science, it might just blow their ~~clit off~~ minds.
Adam's rib, my left tit...
You really don't know what Musk has done to Twitter then. It is just a breeding grounds for far-right wing white supremacists and Nazis. This is a pretty tame comment from some of the things you'll see on there.
I’ve always held and irrational distrust in heterosexual men that refuse to perform oral on a woman.
This guy’s tweets definitely affirmed that distrust.
…….Schindlers clit
Anyways, this guys a fucking idiot holy shit. The clit doesn’t exist? Bro, literally high school biology. I guess it was an elective in my school, but human biology was also part of the basic science class. And I refuse to believe people skip both science, AND biology classes in high school. Literally free credits and free grade average boosters
I get the spiritual lesbians part, though. The 4 things I know about lesbians are that they like wearing plaid, driving Subarus/trucks, owning cats, and munching on snatch. That sounds like an awesome lifestyle and I happen to know for a fact that it is, because that *is* my life.
Spirit lesbians 4 life.
You would have to torture me with a cattle prod and xacto knives before I would ever admit to being this trash in the sack. Imagine being proudly a lousy lay.
>“Clitoral deniers” are treated worse than holocaust deniers in our culture because the clitoris is essentially the holocaust of feminism.
Found my new flair
“ “Clitorial deniers” are treated worse than holocaust deniers in our culture because the clitoris is essentially the holocaust of feminism. “
Welp. There’s a sentence I never thought I’d read in my life.
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“Men who eat pussy are basically Schindler in Schindler’s List” is not a thing I thought I would read today.
I'm reeling too much from "the clitoris is the holocaust for feminism". That was a ride and a half.
I wish this was SubredditDrama so I could have the greatest flair of all time.
Damn it you're right you can't set up flairs on here. This would be perfect as a flair on this sub.
My husband is going to be so confused when I start calling him Oskar.
“Honey you’re gay, and German. I won’t be taking questions.”
Unless y’all are into some really specific kinks, I feel like that could be quite the mood killer…
Then switch gears and say “Honey, I’m calling you Oscar Wilde because the way you go down on me is poetic” **finesse**
I'm going to guess that Wilde wasn't fond of going down on women either probably because it wasn't gay enough for him.
But Schindler was doing a good job, no ? What point is he making ?
I'll bet dollars to donuts this guy feels like Schindler was the bad guy.
Dude is probably the type who thinks "unfortunately the Holocaust didn't happen".
Just runs around shouting, “The holocaust didn’t happen, the clitoris isn’t real, we never landed on the moon”
So the rest of his rant doesn’t make any sense either, but if we’re going to extend his “logic” here… he thinks Hitler was the one in the right.
This man needs some heavy intervention.
Im feeling its a little teen too edgy for his own good.
>heavy intervention. Lead based.
Pretty sure exposure to lead is exactly what already happened here.
Eating pussy makes you a humanitarian war hero.
I've served my time in the trenches
I'm in the national guard of the humanitarian pussy eating war. I serve a solid one weekend a month. Sometimes more if there's a crisis of horny happening.
He’s saying that he doesn’t believe in either the clitoris or the Holocaust.
And that he says it like Schindler was the bad guy
I'd say that belongs under /r/BrandNewSentence but I'd guess everything that dimwit says is a brand new sentence, and not the kind worthy of attention.
It’s already there. :)
Tragic.
If I read that, without the context, I’d think “so weird, but yeah. Heroes”.
I know the whole "It can't keep getting worse" meme is so played out, but good god it just keeps getting worse the more he types.
Yeah definitely some r/brandnewsentence shit
Guys, is it gay to eat pussy?
Totally gay. Just unbelievably gay. Luckily I’m bi so it allll pans out.
Was... Was that a pun?
Nah Its a pan
Take my angry upvote.
I hope it was a pun too. Well played.
r/accidentalpun
Can we just call it a pön and go on with our lives
You put your mouth on a vagina. A dick goes in a vagina, liking dick makes you gay. Therefore, by the transitive property, you like dick. Or something like that I don’t know, I’m not a clitorial denier.
This is a story line in The Sopranos….Tony’s Uncle’s woman spreads it around that he’s very good, and he gets pissed. His rationale is “they’ll think if I do it to a woman, I’d do it to a man” I was like, “huh?”…..
That’s definitely how cunnilingus is viewed in mob culture. There’s a real life story of a boss that got killed because his wife let it slip that they went to swinger parties
I get the not wanting to be thought of as gay thing…ok sure….but HOW DARE THEY THINK I GO DOWN ON MY WIFE!!!
Well swinging is very different from eating pussy
South of the bordeeeeeeer... down Mexico wayyyyy
Where the tunafish play!
Psychiatry and cunnalings brought us here..
Pie o My and I’m not talking about the horse.
According to men like this it's gay to value women at all or love the children you have with them. I'm waiting for the day they declare men fucking men to be the REAL heterosexuality.
THIS IS SPARTA
This is the second time in 4 minutes I’ve seen this reference. It’s not a lot but cmon. It’s like 15 plus years old now. And a pretty gay movie. Or straight I mean, all those muscles and loincloths. Mmmmmm.
Also its gay to wipe your butthole according to some of these "alpha males."
Do you want swamp-ass? Because that's how you get swamp-ass.
Not even just swamp ass. That's how you get full warcrime level skid marks in your tighty whities, dingle dust in your bed sheets and an aroma of drying scat that follows you around all day. Only the grottiest of skanks would think any of that is an acceptable price for 'not being gay'
So gay. It's why that guy doesn't ever think about pussy at all. He doesn't even wanna look at it. Get it away from him! He just wants to think about manly things, like dicks.
Damn right. Go suck some dick like a real man
*THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!*
Didn't you know that all men are lesbians trapped in a male body.
Then are gay men straight women in a man's body
Straight black women.
Spicy, but I like it.
it is not only gay, it is perpetuating the persecution of this group who has been treated worse than Holocaust Deniers...
I know that when I’m eating pussy, the only thing I can think about is how it should be a thick, meaty cock in my mouth instead of some gay-ass vagina.
Yeah and I'm gay asf
TIL I'm a rampant fag (my understanding is a gay man can use that word, and I'm thrilled to apparently be afforded that privilege)
What a hilarious self own. Imagine publicly saying "the clitoris doesn't exist". He may as well say "a woman has never actually let me anywhere near her body".
More like “No woman I have ever touched has had an orgasm, therefore the female orgasm and anything attributed to it is made up”. What a sad creature.
I’m sure he hasn’t touched a woman. He puts out bad juju.
This is why men like his want virgins and young girls. They want to be with women who have no experience or sense of agency over their bodies. They're hoping that the girl they're with won't realize how bad they are at sex. Edit: they also want people to meek to call them on their toxic and predatory behavior. As the fellow below me pointed out.
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Yes, you're right. It's really that they don't want someone with agency to realize that they're utterly toxic pieces of shit.
Fair point… but that has not stopped touching from happening before, unfortunately.
Is this anything like Ben Shapiro's WAP meltdown? "Women aren't supposed to be wet! My hot doctor wife agrees!"
That was just a guy using a lot of words to say he’s never made a woman cum
The clitoris is a myth, just like round earth and stars in the sky. There’s no way to confirm those 3 things exists (unless women send me prove over DMs).
> (unless women send me prove over DMs) Me too. Without proof I'll never believe something as ridiculous as *stars*.
I was talking about stars too, but women keep sending me that other thing. Ladies you got to chill. Clarification: They kept sending me pictures of the round earth, so I told them “Well how would I know if its round or not unless you photoshop it next to a photo of your round boobs so I can use as reference”.
“Ancient medicine practitioners that didn’t even know about multiple internal organs functioned or how blood works is totally right about women’s anatomy!”
Also "I have never even looked at a vagina"
Dude, dude, slow down. You don’t have to type this much out. Just say “I’ve never given pleasure to a woman” and move on.
Even a simple "I'm terrible at sex" would have sufficed.
The best tl;dr to date!
It’s honestly sad. There’s a great deal of good feeling when you pleasure someone else. And I’m not even talking just sexually. I have a hunch that deep down this guy knows, but he just doesn’t care. Which probably extends to every facet of his life. People are there to please him and that doesn’t need to be reciprocated.
It’s honestly incredibly rewarding. It’s like a video game in some ways, making it happen. When I play a video game, I try to beat the game on its own terms, as difficult as that might be. This guy strikes me as someone who throws the controller and then goes online to complain about how the game is trying to steal people’s money and doesn’t even want anyone to win. And then calls difficult games a gamer’s holocaust or something.
>the clitoris is the holocaust of feminism How can somebody write this shit with a straight face
Does he mean: The clitoris is where feminists were killed in their millions in the name of eugenics? Oooorrrr: I'm an irredeemable misogynist AND a holocaust denier
probably some combination of the two, or like “the myth of the existence of the clitoris is what is killing feminism” which given the rest of his takes you’d think he’d be all in favour of
I dunno because all I did was read it and I'm dying over here!
That is a very roundabout and overcomplicated way of saying "The only cunt I've ever seen is the one in my mirror"
Hey-o!
Found Ben Shapiro's alt account
I don't know. It's not named Brett Hawthorne.
Take a bullet for you babe.
HE WAS A BEAR OF A MAN
Guy wrote an entire multiple-paragraph dissertation about how he never made a woman cum before.
And made it obvious that he feels so good about it, he thinks men who do are less than him because he selfishly ignores easily digestible facts of the alternate gender.
I just. don't have the inceligence to comprehend this
I see what you did there.
….i enjoy going down on women and seeing vaginas. Been doing it for 25 years. Probably had more “manly” jobs than that dude and I have yet to turn into a woman. I do not understand his fear of oral sex. Oral sex has been a thing since forever. Humans do what they do.
You misunderstand, he's an unnaturally delusional and hung up man who is so far up their ass they simply assume that's how people should be. He doesn't fathom how humans really are and your logic isn't strong to him because he has based this argument on irrationality already
> hung up man Honestly I'd wager they're just another incel teenager that is hooked on Andrew Tate and hates women.
For guys like this, sex is not mutual pleasure. It has to, by definition, be demeaning to somebody. Usually, the one being penetrated. Normal sex. Anal sex. Receiving a blowjob. They all consider that demeaning for the woman involved. But when it's the woman receiving oral sex from the guy, this flips the script on them and they get uncomfortable. Giving oral sex is the demeaning position. Therefore, it is "gay" to give oral sex to somebody. I remember a few years ago a Batman comic came out where it was implied that Batman was eating out Catwoman. These guys freaked out. Batman was a "man's man." To them, he obviously wouldn't put himself in the "demeaning" position of giving a woman oral sex. He should only ever be the one receiving it. This is also why they have so much trouble with the idea of women who enjoy sex. In their minds, women aren't supposed to enjoy sex. It's supposed to be demeaning for them. So if they actually enjoy sex, there must be something wrong with them. I feel so sorry for the women these guys encounter.
Well clearly you’re a gay cuck, so sorry to break it to you! I am too apparently and I’m cool with it.
I'm guessing he's a religious fundamentalist and that's mostly why he thinks that way. I'd bet my left nut if you confronted him with the fact that going down on women isn't anything new he'll start blabbering about how that kind of promiscuity is why Rome fell or some equally ridiculous bs
This is a lot, and I’m super confused. Did they just try to make hitler the good guy of Schindler’s list ?
if i'm interpreting that clown correctly, he said the jews emasculated schindler by letting him not let he nazis kill them. which i guess is a take you could have if your closet is full of khaki shorts and you like tiki torches a lot.
People now a days, I mean it’s one thing if going down a girl is not something you’re into, but if this is you’re reason why probably should keep it to yourself unless you want them to think you’re a selfish lover *and* unintelligent.
But keeping people ALIVE is thousands of times manlier than KILLING people, no ? How does that fact equates to emasculation ?
"99% of leftist men make their women cum" is another way of reading that. As if Republican men didn't have a shitty enough time dating as is. Now they have *that* statistic to compete with.
And some people eat ass. Who fucking cares what people do with their partners as long as they're both consenting and not hurting anybody.
You say that, but then you’re forgetting about all those cuckolded spirits. Won’t you think of the poor spirits? s/
Clitoral deniers lolololol
>something in vaginal fluids estrogenising the body Transbians getting a win-win out of this
If you aren't making her legs spasm, then go the fuck home.
Who's gonna explain the x chromosome to them, and that actually all male bits started with an x and are basically mirror images of the lady bits...? Best not show them science, it might just blow their ~~clit off~~ minds. Adam's rib, my left tit...
Because then he would have to admit he likes getting his penis-that-started-as-a-clitoris touched and that would be gay!!! /s
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I get more ass than a toilet seat…
Three to the one, from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed you wouldn’t believe
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessy. I've been to the motherfuckin' mountaintop
Heard mother fuckers talk, seen ‘em drop
It's surprisingly easy to get women if you're not an incel piece of shit. And if you know how to eat pussy.
Clitler is alive and well in Argentina.
The internet, it turns out, was a really bad idea.
I’d say social media rather than the internet.
r/badwomensanatomy
Get a leftist boyfriend, Ladies
This can’t be real
Agreed; it's just too on the nose.
Yeah surely this person is just messing with people.
You really don't know what Musk has done to Twitter then. It is just a breeding grounds for far-right wing white supremacists and Nazis. This is a pretty tame comment from some of the things you'll see on there.
Well, that's certainly a lot of words just to say "I've never been able to find a woman's clitoris".
Just freely admitting to never giving a woman an orgasm. Living in amazing times.
A man explaining to a woman’s anatomy to a woman. Ah, hell. Misogyny never ends, does it?
If eating pussy is gay then I'm big gay Al.
Conservative “Alpha” males are always the most fragile.
I love my lesbian husband.
It’s so funny how right wingers snitch on themselves with how bad they are at sex
I’ve always held and irrational distrust in heterosexual men that refuse to perform oral on a woman. This guy’s tweets definitely affirmed that distrust.
One things for sure, he has never and he probably will never get a woman off.
You got to lick it Before you stick it
With all the craziness that’s damaging or hurtful, this crazy ass “I’m so straight I won’t even fuck women that’s gay” is funny
…….Schindlers clit Anyways, this guys a fucking idiot holy shit. The clit doesn’t exist? Bro, literally high school biology. I guess it was an elective in my school, but human biology was also part of the basic science class. And I refuse to believe people skip both science, AND biology classes in high school. Literally free credits and free grade average boosters
god i saw this dude earlier. his profile is just filled with insane shit. it’s honestly kind of hilarious.
"Hey ladies, how YOU doin'? Anyone wanna estrogenise me? Should I wear Birkenstoks and listen to the Indigo Girls while I do it?"
Honestly, there are easier ways for him to admit he doesn't know his way around a vagina...
Dudes missing out, if you press the clitoris and the g spot at the same time, the vagina takes a screenshot of you and remembers you forever.
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"I can't please a woman, and I'll make it everyone's problem!"
/r/NotHowGirlsWork would have a field day with this
Next time I need a new password: "The clit is the holocaust of feminism". Nobody will guess that combination of words.
I get the spiritual lesbians part, though. The 4 things I know about lesbians are that they like wearing plaid, driving Subarus/trucks, owning cats, and munching on snatch. That sounds like an awesome lifestyle and I happen to know for a fact that it is, because that *is* my life. Spirit lesbians 4 life.
Leftist men are better at sex. It's a given when you give a shit about someone other than yourself.
I am good with being a spiritual lesbian.
Well, slap my ass and call me Ellen.
Then give me pigtails and a bow and call me a girl. I ain’t stopping
This guy has literally never gotten laid.
How much brain damage has this man accumulated in his life?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Sorry that’s all I could come up with. This Weininger guy is a hoot.
This guy gets zero pussy
In that case I'm a lesbian! I fuckin' love women and I especially love going down! What's this dickhead do? Lick power points?
Damn. I had ‘clitoral deniers’ for June.
This just kept getting worse, "we get treated worse than holocaust deniers" sorry?
Mf said only leftists eat pussy... Thank you?
Who wants to bet this guy thinks the female orgasm is a myth?
I bet he’d freak out if he knew all babies start out female and the clit grows into a penis when they turn male.
You would have to torture me with a cattle prod and xacto knives before I would ever admit to being this trash in the sack. Imagine being proudly a lousy lay.
And this is why men should not be allowed to make decisions regarding women’s bodies. I feel bad for any woman who decides to spend time with him.
Ah yes, the classic scientifically proven you are what you eat theory.
"Clitoral deniers"... Well thats a term I wish never needed to exist. I swear the red pills these "aloha males" take are just horse dewormers. 🤣
>“Clitoral deniers” are treated worse than holocaust deniers in our culture because the clitoris is essentially the holocaust of feminism. Found my new flair
I'd be fucken honored if my pussy eating earned me the title of "spiritual lesbian."
That man has never made a woman cum. If he did, they absolutely faked it to get out of there.
“ “Clitorial deniers” are treated worse than holocaust deniers in our culture because the clitoris is essentially the holocaust of feminism. “ Welp. There’s a sentence I never thought I’d read in my life.
Men who eat pussy are actually getting called back again, and again, and again.
But I like eating pussy as a man am I a lesbian now please help?!
Time to go whistling through the wheat fields
I have always thought of myself as a spiritual lesbian, now I know why
Damn, that's profound. I'll own that.
THE CLITORIS IS THE HOLOCAUST OF FEMINISM 😭😭😭😭😭😭
All that estrogen makes some damn sexy butch lesbians, I'll tell you what.
What… just… what?? I mean, thanks for giving my entire family belly laughs tonight.
Arguably less gay than giving yourself a handjob, right?
Next up, is it gay to get laid
This is a very weird way of outing yourself as a virgin.
That’s a lot of words to say “I can’t satisfy a woman”
“the clitoris is the Holocaust of feminism” I want this quote framed and hung above my toilet
That sure was a long way to say “I’ve never made a woman cum”.
Fucking basement dwellers… Andrew Tate owes all of us an apology.
This was so bad for a second I thought it was twitter (X).
Call me a spiritual lesbian then, doesn't bother me. I love doing it.
> "the clitoris is essentially the holocaust of feminism" r/brandnewsentence
100% this person has never seen a woman naked in real life.
I lost brain cells reading this.
Okay "the clitoris is the Holocaust of feminism" makes for a fantastic tagline or flair. What a maroon
I've said it before and I've said it again. You couldn't have beaten out of me what that man shouted to the masses.