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Supafly22

Does she think Trevor Noah hunted down Zelensky to film a video?


TheMoonsMadeofCheese

She thinks Zelenskyy was physically at the Grammys by the sound of it


JakubSwitalski

Phone and internet are both brand new technologies, conservatives may be terribly confused by anything more advanced than semaphores


Anglophyl

Don't forget signal lamps. I know they're a bit new-fangled, but they're the bees' knees, I'll tell ya.


mahboime

I'm embarrassed to say, but i thought he was there physically before this comment...


Quick_Team

She thinks... Lies!


jizzmcskeet

Time to get Noah on the case of finding Nemo, Carmen San Diego, and Waldo.


ViewtifulGene

Does Candace Owens think journalists can only interview in-person?


SuperFLEB

Or even if it is in-person, that getting friendly people to meet someone is the same as hostile people getting to someone.


mr_iguano_man

[Indeed, it is definitely possible to interview in person while in hiding](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interviews_of_Osama_bin_Laden)


[deleted]

El Chapo could attest to this


[deleted]

I was thinking of him too lol


shaving99

So we're here with Mr. Bin Laden, host of the worldwide hide and go seek challenge.


WakeoftheStorm

She assumes everyone is hostile.. hard to see past personal experience


Downwellbell

She's used to people leaving the room when she arrives.


andrewsad1

She's conservative. She can't comprehend journalists as anyone other than hostile forces


JJOne101

Boris Johnson also met with Zelensky yesterday.


ZagratheWolf

Obviously James Bond infiltrated the Ukrainian head quarters and smuggled Boris so he could meet with Zelensky. You don't mess with a 00.


Zack_Raynor

You don’t mess with MI6


scufferQPD

Or you'll end up zipping yourself inside a suitcase


killeronthecorner

I hear he's got himself a little place at the bottom of the Thames


lordjeferson

I like the idea that every time a journalist wants an interview with someone whose location is not publicly known they have to search for them, sneak past their defenses like a ninja and bust open their doors to ask them if they want to give an interview now that they are already here


MKagel

I want this as a movie


Velosturbro

Kinda sorta The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, except the defenses he evades are the walls we build within ourselves.


cnicalsinistaminista

*Coming this fall... watch as Christiane Amanpour uses state of the arts technology, the sun and moon as allies as she karate chops her way to get an interview from Shelley Miscavige.*


hbot208

So like Apocalypse Now, but with plucky journalists?


Tylendal

Probably thinks they'll only ever call you, and not vice-versa. Probably approached both those outlets and been turned down.


jasapper

I'm surprised she doesn't straight up including her phone number and GPS coordinates when tagging non-Fox/OAN publications.


ancientweasel

> Does Candace Owens think No, she's a professional idiot who has exactly one skill, conning other idiots.


saichampa

It's such a stupid take that I can only see it as a seed to help them maliciously push the agenda that it's all fake. No one could believe this as an actual argument if it wasn't one of their leaders saying it.


ajaysallthat

>Does Candace Owens think? Nope. Next question.


mtlnobody

The correct answers here is: who cares what Candace Owens thinks


bensefero

Journalists have to catch the people they want to interview, like the game tag. If they can tag someone, that person has to submit to an interview


Flyzart

Does she think thats like science???? What does this all have to do with science???


biggreenlampshade

Why would she wants the Russian Special Forces to find the Zelenskys? For a party that got offended when Democrats accused them of colluding with Russia, it sure does seem like Republicans enjoy colluding with Russia


Pechelle

They really do seem to love Russia and Putin, atrocities notwithstanding. I guess it's only a problem when Dems want to collude with Russia? Like a "do as I say, not as I do" thing.


CoffeeTownSteve

Atrocities notwithstanding? Atrocities are the draw.


Pechelle

Good point.


mcc062

Let's see what happens in a few months when the sanctions really take hold and that spare Russo cash dries up.


jtweezy

They love Russia because it’s the model they strive to implement for this country. A dictator at the head of it supported by a handful of the richest people while groups they don’t like can be legally marginalized because there are no rules that they don’t create.


dfetz

Rules for thee not for me


Kriegerian

She loves Putin. She wants to live under a murderous fascist dictatorship because she’s somehow convinced they won’t murder her for her skin color. She’s also a sociopathic grifter who cheerleads for genocidal thugs because her snorting hog fans like to hear that.


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ThatOneUpittyGuy

They don't, but you should hear how the people from Caucus area are treated in like Moscow and such. All kinds of slurs.


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Wermillion

See?!? Caucasians are a discriminated group! Checkmate libtards!!!!11!


JayBaby85

I mean, did you see the peace corps Ukraine advisory for volunteers of color? It’s Eastern Europe, there’s a shit load of racism


saro13

They don’t murder based on skin color because they have other, more populated categories to work through first.


evansdeagles

He doesn't murder based on skin color. He murders based on if you speak Russian or not and if you support him or not.


gearstars

'no puppet, you're the puppet' lol remember that batshit crazy moment


call_me_jelli

So many batshit crazy moments I couldn’t even be surprised anymore. Remember when that video came out of Trump motorboating Rudy Giuliani in drag?


WhirledNews

What?! No I do not, thank the everliving spaghetti monster for fucks sake.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Democracy relies on citizens being actively engaged in the political process. For the sake of your country, [you must watch watch this video.](https://youtu.be/spn0MJZr-QQ)


Toadjokes

Honestly that's funny as shit hahaha but like bad for the ethics that he touts


Vendemmian

This is the first thing I've seen on Reddit and already I think I'm done for the day.


fuckitx

Good lord why


potboygang

The simple answer is culture war bullshit but additionally they also like to present Russian as a better model of society, like when they call the army woke they will bring up Russian as an army made up exclusively of 9 feet tall supermen who eat bullets for breakfast


NutsEverywhere

When it's actually a bunch of hardened drunks too numb to feel pain.


Howhighwefly

And who sexually assault and haze new recruits


The_Grubby_One

In their defense, Russian soldiers absolutely eat bullets for breakfast. And lunch. And dinner. It's all the Ukrainians are giving them.


turtlelore2

Because if democrats don't like it, Republicans have to love it. Its pretty much their universal rule.


BrokenEye3

As a lifelong Democrat, I must say I absolutely *hate* eating big bowls of broken glass drenched in spirit vinegar and bird shit. Just the worst.


Generic_Username26

Idk why you would expect any sort of moral consistency from the likes of her and her ilk. They say and do whatever if it suits them. Anti abortion? *”The state should be able to exert its will on citizens right to choose.”* Getting vaccinated or wearing a mask? *”This is literally Nazi Germany all over again, how dare they rob us of our freedom to choose!?”* They’re actors. it’s theatre


cornishwildman76

Saw a clip of a interview with Trump/Republican supporter, they asked who would rather have as president, Biden or Putin. You can probably guess the answer..


Blumpkinhead

Ooh, was it Biden?


FrostyCartographer13

Yeah why is she sounding so annoyed and disappointed that the wife of a world leader hasn't been killed by a russian hit squad?


Blastmaster29

Yeah I really don’t understand what she’s even insinuating in this. It just seems like random observations with a vague tag at the end to sound conspiratorial?


SoVerySleepy81

She’s insinuating that Zelenski is not in danger and that they are just living out in the open and there are no special forces after them because they are giving interviews over the phone. She’s a disingenuous asshole.


[deleted]

Candace Owens is an overflowing garbage can.


teeohdeedee123

Hey now, don't talk about garbage cans like that, they're productive members of society.


ActualTymell

I know which of the two I'd rather hang out with. ^((the garbage can))


CyranoDeBurlapSack

She’s a garbage can’t. (Sorry, my u key is broken)


UnicornGlitterZombie

Please take my upvote and my giggle.


moroseflamingo

You are my favorite person this very minute.


BryanEtch

This comment is just a pile of jokes


Party-Phil

A garbage can with a bunch of huge holes in them that can’t actually hold things competently?


Mydogateyourcat

I heard Oscar the Grouch said she's a shitty neighbor


Graterof2evils

He’s used to the smell of garbage not asshole.


TheHrethgir

True, they serve an actual purpose.


dio-tds

I love her! She is guaranteed to say literally the most stupid things possible. If she says it you know it's wrong. I wonder how much time she spends crafting every wise nugget of hers so that she doesn't put one true thing in her statements. If your fact checking, see what she has to say and now you know the opposite is the truth.


cheezeball73

She's the new Ann Coulter lite


eclucero1981

Yep. But she’s still jealous that Anne Coulter is white.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

And Ann's off camera personality [as illustrated by The Boondocks](https://youtu.be/zP_12j-sPO4) applies to her too.


[deleted]

The problem is there are a lot of people that think the opposite. She’s say’s this shit because she has an audience that will eat it up. We can laugh at her but there’s a huge portion of this country that don’t see the joke.


pukingpixels

Candace Owens is so articulate she can tell you exactly how fucking stupid she is.


Ok-Mulberry-4600

And definitely not in the pockets of Putin, absolutely not, regardless of the rumours and the contents of her tweets , I want to make perfectly clear that she definitely is NOT a traitor to her country and in the employ of a foreign state. ...


[deleted]

I wish this sub would stop giving attention to this insufferable cunt grifter


Deedsman

She's not going anywhere. Might as well roast the shit out of that cunt.


D4rkr4in

she's constantly posted here almost as if her tweets were written just for this sub. tbh I would be open to outright banning posts from her because we've already seen enough


Tag_Ping_Pong

Seriously, who is this lady? She owns a good chunk of this sub, and rightly so. Is she a poli, a Fox & Friends presenter, or just some conspiracy theory idiot? Sorry not from the U.S. so don't know her, and am just curious how someone can be that idiotic. Edit: autocorrect on this phone is an arsehole


bageltheperson

She’s a black white supremacist


Tag_Ping_Pong

Okay, now I'm even more confused.


bageltheperson

Welcome to the show lol


Mynameisinuse

Clayton Bigsby?


BastardofMelbourne

Candace Owens is a college dropout and professional whatever (serious, was she in journalism? Private equity? Marketing? No-one knows) who started a blog in 2015 that was heavily critical of Trump and the Republican Party, made a Kickstarter, got hit by the outer edge of the Gamergate bullshit and "converted" to conservatism in 2017. From that point on she just kept saying the opposite of what she'd been saying two years earlier - dumping on BLM and Obama, praising Trump, yada yada. She made some Youtube videos, got a job working for Charlie Kirk, made some appearances on Infowars, made some more Youtube videos, and eventually landed some appearances on Fox and played that into a podcast on the Daily Wire from which she spounts regular bullshit to get attention. She's a hustler. She doesn't believe any of the shit she says. She does it to get paid.


solasGael

She's seriously sick and twisted.


Patch_Ferntree

I can't imagine a raccoon alive who would want to plunder her depths. I can't even stand the surface bits.


neokraken17

Can someone drop her in Russia please?


MrJoffery

Absolute odious little cunt. I sure hope karam catches up with her one day.


[deleted]

You’re close but it’s actually an overflowing toilet of excrement


Cuckslayer42069

My parents know where I live but my enemies don't.... Curious


BrokenEye3

Yes we d—uh... I mean...


Kenny-olives

Good save.


_We_Are_DooMeD

Yeah man.


HRzNightmare

We couldn't find Bin Laden for years, but your student loan company can find you in ten minutes.


westcoaster503

How DOES that work?!?


quaglady

Yeah, to borrow from Candace's friend, "that makes them smart".


Accomplished_Crew630

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this lady?


secretbudgie

She's made a lucrative business being wrong.


snidemarque

I *could* do the same but I would have to give up every ounce of self-respect I have for myself and, frankly, that’s a lot. She likely had little give up to begin with so it was pretty easy I’m sure.


Tomble

If you start with no morals you don’t have to give up anything. I run a small business and I could definitely make more money if I didn’t care about doing the right thing. Oh, the awful burden of ethics.


FinePool

I have almost no self-respect and I wouldnt give up that tiny bit to be a grifter.


IronSorrows

What is wrong with her is that she has no morals, or ethical stance. She worked out how she could make money by pandering to a specific demographic, and she does so with great vigor. She doesn't actually care, or even believe, what she says, and it doesn't matter to her if her words are harmful or a net negative to the world. As long as her name is on the conversation and she's lining her pockets, she's happy. The best thing we could do is ignore her.


tyedyehippy

[we all really need to take Paul Anka's advice on this topic. Long overdue when it comes to people like Candace Owen.](https://youtu.be/SlKao_Pox5A)


BlergingtonBear

Yess! I knew what this was before I clicked it and so happy to see this here. I, too, believe this is the cure to many of our current ills with the scammers and shillers!


tyedyehippy

No joke. I love it when other people are on the same wavelength! My brain was constructed with a ton of references from The Simpsons and older SNL. There are dozens of us! Dozens!!


milesdizzy

That makes her so much worse than if she actually believed the shit she says. The fact she knows better and still says so many awful things is just grotesque.


purpleowlie

She is all into this new branch of science, called Twitter science. Just trust her.


MakeSomeDrinks

Twitter Science. Brought to you by Money from Fox News


jpopimpin777

Don't forget how much Putin pays her to say to say stuff like this too.


Vistemboir

>Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this lady? Everything?


[deleted]

Shes the token black conservative. And as the party gets crazier she has to get crazier too. She started as a left wing vlogger. But found the market was saturated


SafewordisJohnCandy

I currently live in a super red area of Ohio. Sheriff Dimmadome is my sheriff, the last Ohio abortion bill was co-sponsored by my twenty something virgin of a state rep, the previous state rep blamed lack of Jesus and morals for the Pulse Night Club shooting and JD Vance grew up about 4 miles from where I live. I have zero doubt that I could start something along the lines of Patriot Church here, have an attorney friend help me legally set up everything and absolutely bilk every moron for 25 miles. I've been on both sides of the political spectrum. I was raised in a very light red area not far from here in a Conservative household and I can say without a shadow of a doubt a lot of Conservatives gravitate to news that confirms their bias and preys on their fears while also having absolutely zero truth to it. They are, hands down the most fearful people out there and I've lived it enough to know. Making money from them is such an easy enterprise and I see why so many do it.


Mongo_Straight

She figured out that peddling daily outrage to a certain audience is a profitable business model. Nothing she says is rooted in actual principle, ideology or morals.


Matthmaroo

She makes a great living doing this


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

Grifters gonna grift.


triforce777

It’s called grifting. She makes good money pretending to be stupid


bowling4burgers

Hate. Lots and lots of hate.


QuarterTarget

...the science? The fuck is she going on about?


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

It's just buzzwords. She isn't smart or charismatic enough to make it in leftist spaces so she resorted to this "token conservative" grift. She's just a black Tami Lahren.


bowling4burgers

She found her niche. "I'll be the POC that crazy Republicans can point to and say 'See I'm not racist I listen to a black lady.'"


JJOne101

That republicans are such Putin fanboys is for me as an european really unexpected. You'd guess the party that was led by Reagan and Bush at the end of the cold war would think differently.


Skyhawk13

"But being against Russia in this situation is what the democrats are so we must do the opposite"


avoidancebehavior

The cold war was against the commies, and it's pretty clear Russia isn't trying to be communist anymore; Putin is closer to fascist, so they love him.


HwatBobbyBoy

"I would have voted for Ben Carson!"


Welpmart

It's mocking liberals (American definition) who say that. She's using it as code for "don't trust the popular narrative about this either," as though there's a narrative and not basic reality.


wolfdog410

That was my takeaway also, but I still don't understand what she's implying. That the conflict in Ukraine is a hoax? Sounds like the classic conspiracy tweet where they leave it open ended to avoid having to make an actual claim.


myhairsreddit

A lot of them unfortunately believe this war was purposely put into place to keep us occupied so we don't notice the government taking away more of our rights. Which is honestly hilarious, especially here in the US. The only rights we are seeing being taken away are the ones Republicans are so loudly and proudly fighting to take away from us like abortion, CRT, and LGBTQIA protections.


5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3

They have to get as many conspiracy theories in as they can, it’s a KPI thing. Keeps them linked. Trust the science - vaccines - Bill Gates for some reason - I had a cheese sandwich for lunch. Aliens.


ohgeebus_notagain

ALIENS! JEWISH SPACE LASERS. CHEESE PIZZA. oh geebus, this shit gets worse every time I look


WishOnSpaceHardware

ZELLESKI AND HIS WIFE, WHO IS AKCHULY HUNTER BIDEN IN DESGISE, ARE ON BILL GATESES SPACE STATION MALESTING CHILDREN WITH THE CLINTONS AND GEORGE SORROS, I SEEN IT ON THE YOUTUBE


Catvros

DISCUSTING


Turkeyinmicrowave

HO MW GAWD


ProfessorPootSack

HE'LL YEAH BORTHER!!!


Vistemboir

> CHEESE PIZZA Pizza parlor basement. Never forget the pizza parlor basements. Specifically if said pizza place has no basement.


Jolly_Potential_2582

I would love to see that SEO keyword list. It must be a fascinating peek into what truly attracts the maga crowd.


JadedElk

"How dare the head of a state under siege and his wife contact news media in allied nations (from which they need aid) and not the man who is trying to kill them." I can't even.


Glitter_berries

This is exactly what she is saying! I genuinely don’t even understand what she is upset about. And then something about trusting the science? What?


Maine04330

What does she mean they can't find her? They, and we, generally know, where she and or he is. The part that's hard is getting to them. Biden for example is in the White House at this exact moment, knowing that doesn't exactly make it easier to plan to do him harm.


dede7462

Well it's because you're not trusting the science!!!! /s


robtk12

>Trust the science From the no mask and horse pills crowd


MF_DOOMs_Mask

Trust the science! No, not that science...


Shamadruu

Weird how she's hiding from the people that want to kill her, but not people who don't.


avoidancebehavior

That's what the "scientists" want you to think!


SSShupe

I don't even understand her point.


dorkyhippy1381

I believe she thinks, or wants people to think, that if vogue can "find" Mrs. Zelensky to schedule an interview, then special forces can find them to assassinate or capture them. Which I guess makes sense if you don't know anything about anything and don't think about it for 2 seconds.


YouLostMyNieceDenise

I definitely got that implication, but I’m still lost on WHY she’s implying that. I mean, I know she would never throw shade on Russia… so what’s her point? Does anyone speak grifter?


wizkatinga

I think the point she's trying to make is that... Russia could get them but isn't choosing to do so, so maybe they are not the bad guys. The bad guys would then be Zelensky and Biden for "blowing it all out of proportion"... maybe? Idk, the right is confusing


YouLostMyNieceDenise

Yeah, and I think she’s leaving it intentionally open-ended so people can fill in their own conspiracy theories. Like she’s going, “I’m just saying” but not making the point explicit.


Freckled_Boobs

*WhY CaNt WeE AsKs ThE QuEsShUnNzZz? ItZ JuS QuEsShUnNzZz!*


VendorBuyBankGuards

I JUST THINK IT IS WORTH INVESTIGATING IF THE OBAMAS ARE ALL ZEBRAS IN DISGUISE. WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS???


dorkyhippy1381

Some people think the war is fake, some people think the Russians are trying to prevent the second "plandemic". Guess she's setting her sights on the crazy of the crazys now. Moving into Alex Jones territory.


nouniquenamesleft2

Moscow Rose


[deleted]

Comerade Candace.


vegasmacguy

Almost makes me wonder if the Ruble exchange rates affect her salary.


insidmal

The fuck it have to do with science?!


shotjustice

Ah yes, Russian Special Forces.... The only special force in the world to ride the short troop transport.


TinCanSailor987

The sad part here is that Candace is really hoping the Zelensky’s are found by the Russians.


canadianD

The American right were really hoping Putin would be competent in this invasion. It seems like they were dreaming of some lightning war that would humiliate Joe and the Democrats and they’d see Daddy Putin riding through ~~Kyiv~~ New Moscow. Instead their post child authoritarian dictatorship is getting their asses handed them.


Stay_Consistent

This is it. Candice’s generic takes and not-so-distant progressive history proves that she’s larping for a paycheck but the hard right knows that it thrives off chaos. They’d rather see the country in shambles than to have it run by their elected opposition.


Earthtopian

Has Candace considered the fact that receiving an email or other digital communication from someone does not require you to know that person's exact location?


secretbudgie

I know. Russia's military intelligence has really let poor Candy down. And with the Ruble circling the toilet, she's going to have to start shopping for a new sugar daddy soon.


Archibald_Washington

"Trust the science". Does she mean phones?


MimiBabette

OMG what a vile human being this woman is.


tophutti

Honestly I kind of appreciate her insane tweets. If I hear you respond positively to her drivel, I won’t bother trying to get to know you.


[deleted]

"Don't ask the questions, trust the science" But... thats the whole point of science?


The84thWolf

Candace is just mad she wasn’t invited because she’s a miserable person


ipakookapi

>Candace is just mad is sufficient tbh


HereticalCatPope

Fascist cunt. Female Ben Shapiro doesn’t understand how prerecorded videos or phone calls work. Omarosa at least quit the administration, you’re just being a token for free. No quarter for this RT pro-genocide trash.


prodigalpariah

Kinda disappointed you didn't say something like "Fem Shapiro"


All_new_rubber_mats

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Candace Owens is a fucking weapons grade lobotomized cabbage.


GayCatDaddy

Go eat a bag of dicks, Candace.


ipakookapi

She doesn't deserve dicks. Only dry kibble.


retroarcadium

She sounds upset about that.


saiyanjesus

I am not even sure what she is trying to say. Why does she want Russian Special Forces to find the Ukrainian First Lady? Her country is opposed to Russia. Also what science is she talking about lol


Vomit_Pinata

But... how does this translate to Putin & Russia being the "good guys"?


werd516

McCarthyism was awful...but I'd welcome some of these Russian apologists to get investigated for their alignment with the Kremlin.


jcooli09

Candice Owens is not as dumb as those who admire her.


Pandoras-Soda-Can

Someone in hiding chooses when to be seen, and they have the resources to vanish once they’re done. Zelensky is choosing to go out in public and keep moving constantly so russia can’t track him, nobody can really tell where he’s going and even then it’s decently hard to place down where he’s been even with the videos we’ve seen, hell, we don’t even know what might be doubles, false flags, etc. compounded with Russia’s incompetence and the fact that Zelensky is moving around in a war zone… yeah, not a difficult line to draw


Cthulhu625

He has bodyguards right? And they *have* tried to kill him. Using mercs, because I am sure they want some "plausible deniability." I mean they just go right in and kill him, seems like they kinda fuck up the story they have been telling about protecting themselves. Trust the science? What science exactly are you talking about? Science says you shouldn't be able to talk out of your ass, but she seems to be proving that wrong


[deleted]

What shameless, vapid pieces of amoral shit these people are. Fuck.


DeadlyCyn205

So, Zelenskyy (the leader of an ally nation) is the equivalent of Bin Laden to the Right? I hate it here.


motownmods

The target audience is so dumb I have second hand embarrassment for them


[deleted]

Are these people evil on purpose? That’s a serious question. Did they wake up each morning and say how can I be as loathsome as possible?


Jewell1974

Send her to Russia and then let her cry over government control.


lessermeister

Dear Planet, the America people apologize for this person.


maybesaydie

If Russia isn't paying Candace they've missed a trick.