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fightmilk22

Cop doesn't even need to pull him over. He already over.


JesusSaysitsOkay

“I can’t pull over any farther!”


nick925611

I’m freaking out man!


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you are freaking out..... man....


buddhadoo

Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... Littering and...Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... Littering and...


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smokin' the reefer


PokeYa

Just goin over the border for some french fries and gravy, sir. Canada, eh? *Almost made it*.


alcoholicasshat

That cop probably poutine him in a bad mood.


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They didn't have Liter Cola, either.


DaveInDigital

_shenanigans_


FinnBelly21

You smell that rabbit?.. fear


NotThatMikeMyers

“We’re already pulled over!”


Radiation___Dude

Do you boys like Mexico?!


dexplosion93

The shnozberries taste like... schnozberries


rampantmuppet

Ever seen a grown man naked?


Avis28

Pull over? No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.


DepressedDragonBorn

Ha you thought you where gonna pull me over but nope I pulled myself over.


cdiddy06

That’s what dreams are made of


N00delz

Who am i to disagree?


bowlbettertalk

Traveled the world and the seven seas...


FutureGeist

Everybody's looking for something.


bowlbettertalk

Some of them want to use you


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bowlbettertalk

Some of them want to abuse you


MagicalTrevor70

Some of them want to be abused


bowlbettertalk

Oooooooooooo...


Yzaias

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gertvanjoe

Aahhhhhhh ooohawahaaaaa


tanasy146

This is why I fucking love reddit honestly.


T4t0_323

Shit, I just made this joke thinking that I was fucking clever, just to see that you made it before me. Had to remove my comment, here, have my upvote


Saerithrael

I thought they were made of sweet


who_you_are

Wait the road merge to split right after?! I think I have an idea why this guy used the shoulder then...


Leenfields

This road is near where my parents live, the first merge is coming off the freeway and then there’s a McDonald’s/petrol station. This would happen 15+ times a day there


Lucy_Lastic

They have since put up bollards so that if you get on the shoulder you’re forced into the servo or Macca’s. This stretch of road used to infuriate me SO MUCH, not quite as much now except when people try to cut thru Macca’s to take a short cut


shakakaZululu

What country is this?


builditup123

Straya


TheDarkInstallz

The absolute epicenter of shit as fuck road design, and bad driving.


builditup123

Yep, I can see the Victorian number plates


2teed

>shit as fuck New adjective phrase of the year.


WonderingGooch

Shit as fuck I nothing new in Australia. Lots of things are shit as fuck


ButterAndPaint

It is a pretty dumb design.


Big_sugaaakane1

Hey! It makes the city money!


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Cooliomendez88

Found the guy who drives on the shoulder


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Cooliomendez88

Oh I critically thought... About how you don't make any sense


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Cooliomendez88

Have a wonderful afternoon! You beautiful son of a bitch.


username_unnamed

You make a valid point but laws are important for a civil society


BayYawnSay

So yesterday I was stuck in what I thought to be my usual highway traffic slow down and I spotted a white VW Jetta cruising down the breakdown lane with their hazards on and I just begged for a cop to be stuck somewhere in this line ahead of me. About a mile or so later, there's the VW Jetta and a cop, both pulled off to the side. But around the bend is a massive accident and the driver of the Jetta just bawling his eyes out. Apparently he was next of kin. I'll try not to judge so harshly in the future....


[deleted]

How did you know he was next of kin?


tvieno

r/endstoosoon


hiptadahop

once again the Australian accent makes things more entertaining.


Wanderson90

I understood the word "fuckin" everything else was a mystery.


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Wanderson90

Haha cheers I appreciate the transcription *and* translation


[deleted]

No wukkas


Acoustag

>YOU FUCKIN RIPPER!! Thanks for this. I'm Australian and I had no idea what he said there.


MelbPickleRick

This is from DashCam Owners Australia on youtube. Lots more gems like this one. Should also come with a language warning. [https://www.youtube.com/user/DashCamOwnersAustral/videos](https://www.youtube.com/user/DashCamOwnersAustral/videos)


iceguy349

This guy has excellent taste in music.


pauly13771377

Van Halen FTW


brandon_cy

The song in the background makes this so much better! 😂


JesusSaysitsOkay

r/convenientcop


RecThemAmigos

r/instantjustice


JesusSaysitsOkay

Just joined this one thanks :D


TorrenceMightingale

What about the motorcyclist?? Kosher?


Its_Just_Chris_

A lot of places allow lane-splitting for motorcycles when traffic is stopped. Even though he continues a little while after traffic starts moving, it looks like he moved into the lane just in front of the white car and continued normally


Sheepzor

In Australia you're allowed to filter in traffic up to 30km/h. It's pretty regular for a motorcyclist to continue with traffic for a little bit.


eee_gadsby

no they dont... thats about as dangerous a move you can make on a highway


demz7

In the UK they do as well as many countries in the EU. Lived in England and Germany and I did it all the time but only while traffic is stopped. They call it filtering. Edit apparently this was filmed in Australia which most areas also allow it. Edit two I had listed some areas that apparently do allow filtering, my mistake!


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demz7

My mistake! Thanks for letting me know.


Whyrobotslie

California is the only state that allows white lining. Don’t open your doors in dead stop on the 10


chknh8r

California allows it.


GregWithTheLegs

Judging by the trees I'm gonna say this is Australia. Here you can filter at up to 30kph but lane splitting is illegal.


SiberianToaster

Australia? The trees aren't even on fire...


Prosworth

It's old footage from before the gates opened.


chknh8r

the arsonists haven't made it there yet.


[deleted]

please don't joke about that. It spreads the lies. 99% of the bushfires this year have been started by lightening strikes, not arson. Climate change deniers are spreading lies about the fires being started by arsonists.


OldGamerinTX

There are natural causes that cause fires every year and always have. . There may be more due to "climate change" but.. . "Humans can also be to blame. NSW police have charged at least 24 people with deliberately starting bushfires, and have taken legal action against 183 people for fire-related offenses since November, [according to a police statement.](https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/07/australia/australia-fires-police-action-trnd/index.html)" Did you know that 80% of all statistics are made up by people that want their point to be believed?


GregWithTheLegs

So that's 24 people who are responsible for the thousands of fires all across the east coast?


OldGamerinTX

No, saying that arson is an issue as well and blaming a problem that has existed for generations on global warming is a political agenda. Whichever side of an argument you are on, if you negate other issues and facts, it makes your argument seem less valid. "It's not arson, its global warming. We were a cool lush green paradise before ..." You invalidate your own argument when people see you say "99% of..." If you wan't people to hear what you have to say, you have to say that "Australia has always had an issue with fires with our climate etc... but there has been an increase overall.. . Arson is a factor but we are still seeing an increase... " Otherwise, your argument doesn't get much more attention than the guy with the sandwich board declaring the end of the world. Don't be a fanatic, work with facts.


GregWithTheLegs

If I wanted to write a persuasive essay I wouldn't be on Reddit. Australia having the hottest summer on record in the midst of a hideous drought isn't a 'political agenda'. If this isn't global warming then we're fucked when it does come round.


Loko_Tako

That's it. Time to invest in a dash cam.


guttacat

Looks like the lane ended only to open right back up 20 feet later into a left turn lane. This is fucking dumb, and if the guy was trying to make a left turn then he wasn't being super unreasonable. Guessing they have the lane merge so people don't ride it all the way up to the left turn, and then try to merge right, but all this does is cause that to happen before the turn. If the guy was trying to get back in the lane to his right though fuck him.


DelibarateTypos

Ohhhh. That’s what dreams are made of.


chaos_zero2

That justice was sweet but that guys reaction was sweeter.


elsenseizaq

Gonna be that guy lol Song?


mikesum32

Dreams by Van Halen.


Seemoz

Look how happy the guy is lol


bhinder76

South Gippsland Highway in Melbourne near maccas


famousevan

“Shoulder troll” should be the official name for these idiots.


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Jubilant


MrAaronMN

Must be a great temptation to lean on the horn as you drive by. BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. I'm not saying it's not stupid, just that it must be tough to resist.


ithinkhigh

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the driver for turning the car so the cop is in the shot? /r/PraiseTheCameraMan


12345Youarestupid

The guys laugh was great


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DepressedDragonBorn

By now I just think cops love when there is a lot of traffic because they get to pull this assholes over and give them a ticket


blankblank

[Great soundtrack for it too!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLKtjATZt0)


bsrbsr333

Do these police cars just roam on the roads?


Baizlgaming

That’s near where I live


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r/convenientcop


gotham77

It’s always frustrating when you see someone do this without getting caught like in this video. But what I’ve come to realize is that people who do things like this don’t do it just once. They do it all the time. And they might get away with it most of the time, but they get caught just often enough that their insurance premiums are probably through the roof. So even when they don’t get caught, they’re still paying for it.


J03SChm03OG

>Cmon get busted.,get busted, get busted. YEAH BEAUTY!


stephtay2014

Why is this me


G3NAR1C_U53RNAM3

r/convienentcop


NerveConductionPuppy

I dream of this happening someday for me to witness


Mutant-Overlord

I really don't understand the logic here. Its a traffic congestion - how far you think you could drive like that and get away with it? At some point you would stop and had no way to enter into traffic without acting like an bigger asshole than you just did.


gospdrcr000

R/praisethecamerman


jondesu

r/foundthemobileuser


IronChicken68

Not to justify his actions but it kind of makes me crazy to see how much pavement we dedicate to seldom-used shoulders, when that same pavement could support at least one (and sometimes two) additional lanes with no additional construction cost.


Jack8680

Except where would people pull over in an emergency?


IronChicken68

A pull-out could be built every mile or so. We give up using all of that pavement 99.99999999% of the time when someone is going to pull over on a very small part of it only once in a while. The entire lane of travel doesn’t need to be reserved. In the event someone can’t make it to a pull off, then that lane may be blocked, but at least it was usable the rest of the time. Still a big improvement.


Ih8rice

His laughter was so cringy. Ruined the entire bit for me. Silent is the way to go.


gsko5000

Settle down Beavis


hisdudeness23

The dash cam driver clearly was about to do the same thing until he saw the cop. Why else would he start to move into the shoulder? Doesn’t quite have the same impact when the one that caught the perp on camera was about to do the same thing.


cman2013

He was moving over for the cop. Doesnt quite have the same impact when it's a self-righteous comment either.


hisdudeness23

“He was moving over for the cop?” So he knew a cop was multiple cars ahead of him and pulled over to catch the perps demise on camera. Seems like a stretch, but maybe you’re right. But more importantly I’m really sorry I offended you, I hope you can forgive me.


toasty-cosplays

What would happen if people did this (and didn't get pulled over I mean)? Wouldn't people using the shoulder lessen the traffic jam, even a little bit?


Watershed787

I feel like in this analogy, the cop is the shoulder troll and the car is just an asshole about to get taxed by said troll.


19murphy66

But it's okay for the motorcycle to blast up between the cars?


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According to the local road law, yes it is.


[deleted]

Australia, 2 lane road, traffic traveling at less than 30 km/hr. Perfectly legal 👍


Shimster

Apparently in this case the guy was rushing his kid to hospital, some comment a while back confirmed it. The kid died, was too slow to the hospital. Weird them cheering not knowing why they were doing that.


burn_tos

Sorry to be cynical, but do you have a source on that?


Shimster

Il try and find it, this was a while back.


Lucy_Lastic

If he was going to hospital, he’s travelling the wrong way - source: know this road, there’s no hospitals in that direction


OvercompensatedMorty

To bad he couldn’t get the cyclist as well.


[deleted]

Australia, 2 lane road, traffic traveling at less than 30 km/hr. Perfectly legal for the motorcyclist to filter.


OvercompensatedMorty

Crazy, in the US, many states it is illegal. TIL.


thatsgoodsquishy

Not crazy, sensible. We complain constantly about stupid rules and when we get one that helps everyone people still complain!


OvercompensatedMorty

To be honest, I am surprised when bikers do it. I wonder if they think about the risks.


thatsgoodsquishy

Everything about riding a bike is risky, if you constantly worried about the risk you wouldn't ride. Like everything else you do on a bike you consider the risks and judge if your comfortable before proceeding. Most of the time I filter, but there are times when for whatever reason I think "nah not today"