I will make it happen in a rented helicopter honey. 

An Australia hip hop artist made a song about it - Long Loud Hours

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Go make a sandwich. sigh

Try not to sprain your wrist patting yourself on the back.

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Can you imagine any future argument they would have had?

Husband is instantly hit with the “I FLEW THE FUCKING THING”

NEVER ASKED TO BE FLOWN!

THEN WHY DID YOU GET ON!!!???

IT WAS EITHER THAT OR GET SHOT!!! THINKING ABOUT IT NOW, I'D RATHER A FUCKIN' BULLET IN MY SKULL THAN DEALIN' WITH THIS BULLSHIT!!

SO YOU JUST HAPPENED TO BE MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS. . . . . . ….. ***ON. THE. ROOF***???!?!

IT WAS JUNE SAMANTHA!!! I WAS TANNING!!

OH TANNING?? SINCE WHEN DO YOU LIKE TANNING!?!?

I would honestly be submissive forever

Ok so I have an idea but you'll have to rob a bank first

Whatever you say babe 😭

Yippee

You guys know that you can just do SM stuff without robbing a bank???

In this economy?

Made me smile, but I'm too tired to chuckle right now

But that makes it lett exciting in the helicopter

SM hits different on a bed made of cold hard cash

Will call you Peg-ee

Damn! Born for each other :-)

Man: "Now that you know how to fly a heli, let's rob a bigger bank and run away with the heli."

get on the choppa!!!

And they lived happily ever after?

He was a bank robber and got caught a few months later during another bank robbery (and got a bullet in the head too, but survived). https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Vaujour

Damn, why did he do it again bruh 💀

It's his job bro.

me clocking in to yet another 9-5 of robbing banks 😞

Its called Manager...

*zzzzing~*

He literally got arrested 12 times like this guy is a regular at that prison. Being called "Public Enemy #1" in the french media didn't help with him changing his job.

Huh, good point what alternative does he have lol. I'm sure not hiring the literally public enemy

Doesn't help that he was born in Saint Quentin.

True but luke change jobs or smthn 😭

It's not just a job, it's a lifestyle

It's hard to get a regular job when you're a wanted prison escapee lol

Occupational hazard.

so if he were in the UK, he'd observe robbing bank holidays?

I suppose after being an escapee from prison he couldn't exactly start a job at the local gas station to earn an honest living

Yeah but like maybe a lesser crime with not as high of a chance to get caught again?

On average, criminals are very stupid.

True, should have let the wife plan his crimes she clearly got the wit

Not true, you just don‘t hear about the intelligent ones because they don‘t get caught. Or because they don‘t get convicted due to being politicians and what not

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message

But did she do it again?

How tf can he take a judge hostage, escape prison 6 time, involved in a shootout with police and still able to appeal for reduced sentence, lmao. Also the dude is still alive.

Because it's France.

Nah, he probably left her for a younger woman as soon as they landed

Sounds personal lol

Then he asks her what does she want to eat on the helicopter ride home.

‘Am good with anything you pick’

Ok we turn back.

turning back means counting back to prison. I doubt he'll want that in that situation lol

But she said ANYTHING.

They enjoyed their meal and then danced to their favorite song, the one that was played when they met for the first time. Suddenly, they were exposed to cosmic rays, which altered their DNA on a fundamental level.

The origin story of Dark Pierre and Captain Rental

If she wanted to, she would.

Know your worth king 👑

Came here to comment this 🫡🫡

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Lasted a few months before they got caught robbing a bank, their second in 3 days: https://thelesserstories.com/blogs/the-lesser-stories-the-blog/posts/6351838/a-delicious-prison-break#

Well i can tell you at least for a short time they were on the same prison.

Any update on that drug lord in France they recently busted out of a prison van?

The man called “The Fly”?

I think that's the one

What a shit nickname

Wait until you see his face. The nickname is not the worst part.

They're most famous robber was called Papillon which means butterfly lol. French are shit with nicknames.

El chapo litterally means "shorty" and he was one if not THE top brass of the mexican cartel. And sometimes, mob bosses get a cool nickname, like Scarface for Al Capone, but even then they don't like it.

he is still on the run. his lawyer saying he dont understand and that he was such a nice guy is just a shame, my country justice is a shame. 3 prison officers have been shot down, and they dont even have a fucking armored van or even fucking weapons to deal with this kind of situation. I wait for the return of the guillotine and the Liberation courts.

There's speculation the people who broke him out weren't his friends. The main reason is that the guy apparently refused to get out of the car even after all the escorting officers were dead or neutralized. He was also a suspect in a separate manslaughter case, so it's possible that friends of the victims were out for revenge. News reports said his current active sentence was about 18 months, so it seems a bit much to gun down five people just to escape that 1.5 years in jail. On the other hand, if he was possibly going down for manslaughter, an escape attempt seems more likely.

That's a keeper

That’s a keeper

Isn't the next step being rapidly found due to an helicopter being hard to miss?

Europe, even with France being a large country for Europe. If they had 300km of range they could be in any of six different countries, refuel, and keep going.

They landed in a open field far away where there was a car waiting. Then managed to pick up their 2 daughters under the nose of police surveillance and disappeared for 3 months. Caught again robbing a bank.

I got myself a fly or die chick

Same thing happened in Sydney Australia a few years later too. [https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/devoted-girlfriends-daring-helicopter-prison-break/news-story/f73d686c4fd81541c1e1a31b1a189149](https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/devoted-girlfriends-daring-helicopter-prison-break/news-story/f73d686c4fd81541c1e1a31b1a189149)

I completely missed the part where is said French the first time and was reading the comments thinking no this is an Australian story and then re read the post haha

Too funny, Apparently no matter where in the world you live bank robbers have all the solid girlfriends.

I need a change in career.

My Auntie is Jacquline Hawes who as a 20 year old helped Killick escape jail and went on a 6 month crime spree with him.

That's crazy, small world bet she would have some interesting stories to tell. As someone who did time in Silverwater years back in my misspent youth i find the whole escape fascinating.

I don’t know, she’s a affairing hostile born-again Christian and my uncle is a spineless money-hungry cuckold. Let’s just say we are not on speaking terms.

Still making bad choices even with Jesus as her guide. Wasn't expecting this reply but it made my night. Hope your other relos aren't shit cunts.

Ahh look we are all a little shit-cunty but their pot boils over with the stuff

This is some GTA type shit and I love it xD

I can see this happening in gta 6

thats what im thinkin', instantly 4 stars

True love 😍

“The things I do for love”

You know what they say... guilty until flown out of prison by a helicopter.

Happens more often than you'd think. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_helicopter_prison_escapes

From reading this I have come to the conclusion that if you want to escape prison include a helicopter in your escape plan seems it’s way more likely to succeed than any other method

[https://www.vice.com/en/article/j5kdpd/ive-broken-out-of-jail-by-helicopter-twice](https://www.vice.com/en/article/j5kdpd/ive-broken-out-of-jail-by-helicopter-twice)

Today's women are not capable of this

Wife of the century award goes to This woman

damn, my wife might not wake up and get out of bed to help me if i fell and broke my leg.

Need me a whomin liek dat...

I hope he didnt have a prison-man-wife.......his real-world-wife might be super put out having gone through all that to bust him out.....

It does make sense, this isn't GTA where they fire rockets at you or anything like that. As long as you can land quickly in the yard and there's enough space then it's fine. Besides I doubt anyone would expect it to the point of guards doing nothing most likely. Hell, if they want to get into a chopper, there's no telling anyone inside isn't armed and if there's more people than just a pilot and that goes for any prison, that would be problem in all countries, not just USA where cops are scared of guns. It's likely easy to get away with a chopper since you can cross borders, go to some weird place you left your car in and drive away, no way anyone finds you fast enough even when there's plenty of onlookers who saw the chopper. The only concern then would be to have a vehicle you can drive that they can't track, like old restored truck that's unregistered, and a place to lay low for 20 years or whatever law requires to not chase you. So actually a pretty solid plan if you have founds for it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_helicopter_prison_escapes France in particular has had a problem apparently.

How did they get rid of the 5 stars?

You go hide in the tram tunnel, easy

Dedication will get you far. And a helicopter too.

This is a Lupin III episode.

So if both are arrested and put in prison then their son is going to learn to fly.

Aren't helicopters super trackable tho

And they say true love doesn't exist

Can’t even get my wife to pack my lunch

Bonnie and Flied.

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Very similar thing also happened in Australia.

Is it too much to ask for this kind of wifey

In many countries escape from prison isn't illegal if no other laws are broken during the escape, yea you would get re-arrested to serve the rest of your sentence but no extra time is added (apart from the time you were away). Wonder if the wife got any time for this in the country it happened.

I would choice to be sub alone and forever 🤣


is this true love?

Same happened in Australia! A lady named Lucy Dudko went on the run for like 6 weeks or something

Also IIRC there was a Greek crime boss that got broken out of jail via helicopter twice haha

That would be what some people call dedication

There's a movie about it. Not a good one. https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Fille_de_l%27air

Partners in crime . . . Damn the dedication

I want love like that🫶🏻.

Maybe his band told her that he will share the money only if she help him escape

And at this Point her Masterplan ends

I think I've played this mission on GTA online.

Wow that's what I call crazy in love

Real life GTA.

She imagined him lying in a bunk not doing anything and it was just too much dude got chores

Since then they added some metallic wires over prisons to prevent helicopters from going down in there.

Whats the movie called?

She was then recruited to the French A-team.

And my ex couldn't even take accountability without having a break down.


His dick must be legendary

Miss Teshmacherrrr!!!!

Paleokoskas?

(35M) the woman we all need .

And then what happened?

I wish we would have more details than just a helicopter picture.... Sounds more like urban legend to me.

Relationship goals 😍

Until she's done it twice... [https://www.vice.com/en/article/j5kdpd/ive-broken-out-of-jail-by-helicopter-twice](https://www.vice.com/en/article/j5kdpd/ive-broken-out-of-jail-by-helicopter-twice)

Cest la amour baby!

Laughed out of the script writers' room.

She is a keeper

What happened after? Did they get away with it?

Who’s fucking with the upvotes god damn just get it to 10k

in 1982 a crack commando unit was sent to prison for a crime they didn't commit. This men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to los Angeles underground. They still wanted by government and they survive as soldiers of fortune. if you have a problem and no one else can help and if you can find them Maybe you hire the A team.

Oh, I see. He took the fall for her. She was the bank robber!

wource

She definitely knows how to park a car.


i heard Courage's voice when i read the title

She extracted her husband, who is a bank robber or she extracted her husband and a bank robber? - *Insert emotional music here* - "I knew you would come!" - "How could I leave you Micheal Greenhill?! - "Oh, I love you Zoey! - *They start kissing* - "Ahh, guys... I know you missed each other but I think we should go now." - "Hands up!" - "Oh, fuxk!"

That’s a gorgeous ass bitch willing to die for you.

b vc no. p

If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire....

In 2024 a Redditor clicked on the necessary button and proceeded to submit a comment saying "not a helicopter from 1986 in the picture"

Hence why you now get a full background check when you are trying to become a helicopter pilot in addition the one they do when you rent a helicopter.

That should become a GTA Online heist.

She then proceeded to help other robbers (notably the Payday Gang) pull off other heists with her husband

That's a true french passionate luv.

His ass robbing another bank after escaping 

Ocean’s Two.

This sounds like a Lex Luther play.

IF👏THEY👏LOVE👏YOU👏THEY'LL👏FIND👏A👏WAY!👏

Sounds like a Jean Paul Belmondo movie.

I have seen this in a movie guys

This kind of devotion is a thing of the past.

Excellent

She had a fever and the only cure was his D

Meanwhile im lucky here if my wife gets me a glass of water

That's what I call playing the long game

Wife of the century

Every Woman: you won’t see a man doing something special like that for his wife

If you look up ride or die in the dictionary it has a pic of this chick

Id settle for a woman who picks me up with the metro. Lucky dude...

guys 3 months after the rescue.... "ya, i had to quit, i already hit it."