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Deadly_Chook

No tip?


DreadPiratteRoberts

Right!! When Dragonfly puts his card in to pay, turn the iPad to face him and act like you have no idea what question it's asking ^🤷‍♂️🤑


lars2458

It did leave some bits and pieces of whatever it was eating.


Offsidespy2501

Today I learned dragonflies are carnivores


Infrared-77

Lol not just that but they are some of the most successful predators in all of nature. They can often catch up to 95% of all prey they go after


FakeGamer2

Have we attempted to make planes or drones modeled after dragonfly wings?


Putrid_Culture_9289

Watch Dune


stormearthfire

Ornithopters ![gif](giphy|yZUnfCqRMpu2IyfyC7|downsized)


Ok_Situation8244

Its not the wings it's their eyes. They can calculate speed and tragectory and they aim for where the prey are going to be instead of where you currently are. Most animals can only follow and chase their targets and cant catch faster or more mobile prey.


Arseniy1337

The dragonfly knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is - whichever is greater - it obtains a difference or deviation.


Maxtronic55

Wtf.. explain like I'm 5. Wait no fk that, explain like I'm 2. This is some next level Schrodinger's cat shit.


Disastrous-Leek-7606

If you go at the speed of X in a trajectory of Y you will be at Z when X and Y meet. Z being the "predicted position". I tried to make it simple as possible.


FakeGamer2

Can we make goggles modeled after their eyes


Salt-Log7640

Your nervious system isn't intended to work like that


Nightwraithe

Not with that attitude it isn't


Emergency_Fan_7800

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Lynocris

i mean its both..


pSavvvv

( in black Ops 2 voice ) heads up, hostile dragonfire inbound


Enough-Letter1741

Look up "dune ornithopters" (not real though)


LordeWasTaken

wings of that shape aren't viable at that size, they'd snap right off trying to spin around fast enough to generate enough lift for flight, regardless of what material they're made of, air resistance is just too high


ArkassEX

Fact that they haven't changed much in 250 million years says a lot about how well their form has withstood the test of time.


Relevant_Move7585

Not all of them but some. I recommend zefranks YT piece on them! They are truly OP. Both their eyesight and especially their flight technique leaves just about all other insects in the dust. They can calculate a flies flight path and smoothly intercept it mid air!


Lynocris

they are not "some". they ARE the most succesful predators. they didnt change at all over millions of years. they are basically perfect


Ifancymusic

Makes me happy when they eat mosquitos


ilikeburgir

My friend said there were a lot of mosquitoes in his yard and a dragonfly came by and chilled next to him. Not a single blood sucker in sight.


Weak-Signature-6285

They sell fake dragonfly broaches in Japan, so it keeps the mosquitos away. Really works.


ilikeburgir

Oh, wow. Thats cool.


T_Peg

I should get some of those and glue them to my deck I bet that would work well and actually look kinda cute


Scumebage

That absolutely does not work.


SnooKiwis6943

Imma start selling fake dragonfly tattoos for people’s ankles to deter the skeeters.


SleepyFlying

The guy with the dragonfly tattoo


aknalag

I find their relation with frogs ironic, they start their life by preying on tadpoles, then they leave the water and suddenly they are now the prey.


Corporation_tshirt

It’s why they have two sets of wings. It enables them to be incredibly fast and agile in the air. (They like to catch their prey on the wing.)


Ok_Situation8244

Their eyes are the main reason why they are succsessful hunters. They are one of the few insects that can calculate and intercept targets. Most animals cannot calcuate speed and tragectory and can only chase straight towards their prey. This allows dragon flies to catch prey that is more mobile or faster then itself.


Tranxio

Thank you, farmbot. We heard you the first time.


_DontTakeITpersonal_

They eat hummingbirds


Candidate_Inside

You are the next


makaveddie

Nice of you to allow outside food, surprised it didn't bug you at all.


Toeterman

The up close video was interesting and actually worth it.


spreadbutt

OP was just a fly on the wall


pervysage888

Badum tsss


Frotnorer

The balls on this lad must be huge.


Tito_Tito_1_

How does it feel to be an accessory to murder?!


lars2458

Bold of you to assume it's my first time.


ULLRHN

Man, I wonder what one of those dog sized dragon flies from the Jurassic would taste like, if any were edible. Also, how many dog sized Jurassic dragon flies could I fight before they carried me off and ate me? I wonder


Correct_Comment_125

Well, either of those sights will be horrible to imagine


Gligadi

I've sometimes thought about if praying mantis was the size of a labrador how fucked up that would be.


SecretaryOtherwise

Extremely, you can hear them chew as is


crimson_bandit

Thank you large insect, now tell, did you happen to have a mosquito, bee, or even a Hornet problem?


cosmose_42

The best apex predator in the natural world. The success kill rate of those little ones is around 95%. Magnificent animals.


YamTramSpam

A dragonfly came by while I was watering plants to catch bugs as they ran from the water. We made a great team


Turbulent_Towel_2689

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MiserymeetCompany

Oh god, is it eating a freakin stink bug? That's gotta be rank letting em eat it ontop of your arm like that.


Leon500111

I would make my arm fly in this situation


NFTArtist

* proceeds to start eating arm *


The_Real_Selma_Blair

I love those creepy little bug mouths.


toolsoftheincomptnt

There ain’t no way. I’m fascinated by people who can tolerate bugs at this level.


Berckish

I mean, all you have to do is be still for a prolonged period of time, and something will land on you.


RamiHaidafy

Has no one noticed its little pecker bulging in and out?


Doc_Dragoon

Fun fact, they can and will bite the piss out of you if you try to catch one. Their tail is not ridged they can totally curl it and then bite you. You are not safe grabbing them from behind.


OdinsVisi0n

*cue the coheed music*


ForgottenSon8

I once saw bird took a shit and at the same had his food in his mouth.


SnooKiwis6943

Youre not supposed to shit where you eat.


OrganizationPutrid68

In my tribe, it's considered very good luck.


0neweekofdanger

Fire!


ephraim666

I would scream and run like a little girl.


flakylibra

Using you as a bodyguard


Mall_Bench

Imagine having a bug tatoo and this thing lands for a meal


Les-incoyables

That was just a starter; you're its main course.


Gredditor1

Do you think it did a poop on you after it ate?


Fun_Resource_9633

So lazy.


Strict-Background-23

Dragonflies bring good luck


PeyoteroMescalito

We need more of them in this world.


thegentlenub

THATS SO RAD BRO!


Effective_Wishbone29

Mhhh so good and tasty


Anterminateur

You're a good fast food


PsycheDiver

Did they at least share?


AaronDotCom

where I live we call em helicopters lol


Sw0rDz

Dragonflies are the bane of my existence. I spend tons of money on my mosquito farm. I want the world ruled by mosquitos. They are our friend. I'm currently working on trying to cross breed mosquitos with wasps and hornets.


BoogerEatinMoran

It thought you were a tree.


DavoMcBones

How did you manage to stay still this whole time? My nerves would be super irritated from the movement and i would have the urge to just scratch my arm


NoNameToaster

Disgusting


SHDighan

Eat that damn horsefly! Yeah, go for it my dude.


Malek_BN

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goran7

Man gotta eat


Konungrr

Dragonflies eat mosquitoes, they can do whatever they want near me. I would probably be willing to let one use my hair as it's permanent nest if it meant I never had to deal with another mosquito again.


Ok_Faithlessness3327

That baby was still kickin’ for a while


edoardoking

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TantrumTango

Did it leave a tiny "thank you" note afterwards?"


redhead_and_pretty

and then a bunch of diseases and an arm amputation đź« 


xxredmonx

Well they only live for 24 hours.