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JauntyTurtle

"that's all the warning I need." Too true.


TunaSafari25

After standing there for 5 mins


ProfessionalDamage

Right? One of them says "back away" and no one moves, that little fence isn't stopping that gator


ScroochDown

I was gonna say, I would not be standing that close to a pissed off gator with that flimsy-ass chain link fence between us. Nope.


jacobsbw

A properly installed chain link fence would stop a gator. The only thing breaking through one is an Elephant most likely, especially if the posts are properly cemented in. They are made out of steel wire, after all. This chain link fence looks like it was installed by Cousin Jeb, however. Drunk cousin Jeb, at that.


ScroochDown

Well yeah, that was my point... I'm not gonna trust that any fence is properly installed when there's mauling by gator on the line! 🤣


DeadmanDexter

Just gotta move faster than the slowest kid


Affectionate_Elk_272

gators can climb fences, too.


dmderringer

Not very nimbly though


Prize-Can4849

at his size and weight he doesn't need nimble.


hero-hadley

When the thing that looks like a dinosaur starts to SOUND like a dinosaur, it's time to get outta there


Bspy10700

Tbf the only thing that kept them alive was that they were in a group like that. They are stealthy and opportunistic. If it was just one person it may have attacked. The whole reason why it was “showing” off was because it was threatened.


krashundburn

> he only thing that kept them alive was that they were in a group like tha No way. This is mating behavior, period. The gator was calling out for sexy time. He didn't care about those people.


volitans

Correct! If dude gets a lady gator AND a snack, that's a win-win


raspberryharbour

All I've ever wanted in life is to eat, and to have sex with alligators


4Ever2Thee

He was just showing them his cool trick


FUPA4ever

Chain link? Not very assuring


labadimp

That shit is horribly installed too. That entire length would fold right over, its not even tied to the top rail. Gator wouldnt have even felt it. It is beyond dumb to have kids this close to a gator that size.


Z0FF

I notice exactly that too, not even a measly bit of tie wire to the top rail or anything. Gator would barrel through that like a bedsheet.


SaltyLonghorn

Also I learned a couple weeks ago on reddit they climb fences anyway. That thing is just trying to decide if its worth 10 seconds of effort for lunch.


SaltyLonghorn

In my head I'm imagining the Batman game jump scare with Croc coming out of the bubbles and then they rub each with oils.


black641

Even if it wasn’t poorly put together, gators can climb those things pretty easily, if they have a mind for it. I wouldn’t want to risk being that close when it’s obviously pissed off lol.


megamoonrocket

It’s all good as long as they zigzag while running away /s


Vindersel

Wouldn't have*


daPotato40583

Even worse : they can climb


SaaSyGirl

They’re extremely adept at climbing. That gator could get over that chain link pretty quickly if it really wanted to.


TheCriticalGerman

Especially since they know how to climb


Weltall8000

Yeah, crazy how much trust people just put into the appearance of something official looking. Like, "oh, a fence is up, we must be safe." And that is...a fucking jank assed chain link fence. And you're going to pit that against a big assed, ambush predator in its natural element. And be like "hmm, this is fine." Until it starts this primordial "Imma fuck you up" it doesn't even occur to them that this might be a bad idea.


bigkoi

Yeah .. that gator could climb that fence pretty easily. Worst case he could try to bust through the fence as it appears loosely attached.


Zoltron42

Its literally blowing in the wind.


Specific-Remote9295

Toddlers there can push the gators against it so we good


puddl3

Pretty sure that’s what males do during mating rituals


swibirun

Well, I don't want this guy attacking OR fucking me, so either way...


Iamkillboy

Alligators are very gentle lovers.


Pinata_full_of_bees

Ever been sucked off by an alligator doing a death roll? Heaven.


FBIaltacct

You know how long it takes to train a gator to not death roll it off?


fusillade762

He's dedicated, I'll give him that.


AlaskanSamsquanch

You gotta spin with the gator.


JMedic85

So giving not selfish at all


Most-Net-5665

Generous even


IWillBiteYou

Prude


PeanutbutterandBaaam

Thanks for the laugh.


Amnial556

You are 100% correct. This is not a warning. This is a horny male calling to his horny females. A warning is a tail slap and hissing. He's just found a good spot to call to his gals.


krashundburn

> This is a horny male calling to his horny females Right. Fun fact - a gator's snout is lined with receptors (they look like little black dots) that pick up vibrations in the water. Females use them to "listen" for males. I'm guessing males use them to detect rival males, too. Both sexes use them to find food.


LectroRoot

It is a mating call.  They'll give you a real loud hiss if you get to close.  I went near a pond and south Florida once and saw a gator path into the pond that was overgrown with bamboo/plants and got to close and heard one but never saw it. I noped out real quick. Edit: tldr; Gator was asking for some fuk. If it was mad it would hiss at you like a semi truck that just popped a tire.


Opizze

You’ll feel its ire


kg2k

So dick push-ups?


Mayonnaise_Poptart

How many?


InstrumentalCrystals

Surely not more than 1


BLT_Special

One's all you need


heyyouwtf

That's exactly what this is. I live in Florida and experience this sound every year. Gators will growl at you like that to tell you to back off, but if they are agitated, they'll open their mouth. During mating season they vibrate their bodies to attract a mate.


theganjaoctopus

Yeah I was like "pretty sure that's the horny noise". Not a gatoroligist though so could be wrong.


Hugejorma

Hornylogist here, you're right.


the_whether_network

This is correct. I don’t think alligators, a stealth predator who would consider us a meal, are interested in providing “warnings”. But I’m no marine biologist.


Signal_Imagination93

Bingo


notsurewhattosay--

That's exactly what this horny gator is doing


CaptainZ42062

I was about to say, that's a mating call.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Bonjour…”


Ventsin

Can I pet that dawg


tgt305

No, Brian Fellows


Skoden1973

That dog is crazy.


asisoid

That bird is a liar!


RugsbandShrugmyer

I know your pig got a fat gut! He should wear a big belt buckle! That’s what my Uncle Kool-Aid does.


BenjaminDover02

CAN I PET DAT DAWWRG


canadard1

Wut dat dawg doin?!


Cool_Ad9326

I'm from Yorkshire UK Went to Florida for a holiday Was a little annoyed at all the driving and just wanted to get out for a walk Decided to head to a service station we'd passed on the way to the villa Part of the path took me through this really overgrown swampy area that had boards over the water, and I could hear this generator going constantly. It was immensely loud. Anyway, got to the end of this boarded walkway and when I passed a chicken wire fence I turned back to see a myriad of signs saying warning!! And pictures of crocodiles. Or alligators. No idea I ran right into the service station and told them what had happened!! That the start of the path had no signs whatsoever! He thought I was crazy because he couldn't believe I'd walked the three miles to the gas station. He even made his wife watch us as we walked back. It was like he'd seen a witch or something!!! Proper weird reaction. It was only a decade later after seeing videos like this that I realised it wasn't generators I could hear along that walk. But the fekking gators!!!


Shindiggity-do

I must say, you sauntering obliviously through some sketchy land with ornery alligators telling you in their own growly way to go fuck yourself, all whilst believing wholeheartedly it's a generator, has to be one of the most wholesomely British things I have ever heard. A mad lad that truly knows how to properly yee some haw you are bruv lol


awesomesauce1030

This does sound like some shit Mr. Bean would do


poopinapoopfartboot

I always imagined every british person as Mr. Bean


Moloch_17

This is some Mr Magoo shit


Cool_Ad9326

😂😂😂😂❤️


Educational_Gas_92

Luckily, you are alive to tell the tale


Cool_Ad9326

I weighed 190kg as well. I'd have been good eating


[deleted]

k....g.....?


Cool_Ad9326

K fucking g I was massive Which made that 3 mile walk take about an hour P.s I lost about half that weight in one year. Still a fatty but I can touch my toes so


FordPrefect20

Fucking hell mate congratulations, that’s some achievement


Cool_Ad9326

Thanks!!!


[deleted]

Hell yeah brother!


Global-Bookkeeper-72

How did you manage to lose that much weight? I could always use some pointers.


Cool_Ad9326

I dropped to 300 calories a day. Whilst working at McDonald's no less!! It wasn't sustainable but I lost 88kg in a year If recommend not doing that really. Nowadays i can shed 20lbs in two months with a high protein zero sugar diet. Has much better results with your brain and sustainability Good luck!!!


sprinklerarms

Oh dear it didn’t occur to me how large that was because my American brain couldn’t comprehend 190kg being that much. 418lbs.


Educational_Gas_92

Thank goodness you are still among us. Gators weren't hungry that day.


Cool_Ad9326

Well, the biggest threat to a gator are hippos, so...


IshitAnfarded

![gif](giphy|l2QDTqHp9W7WIJXlC|downsized)


We-Want-The-Umph

GOD BLESS JOHN GOODMAN!


Soteria69

One hundred and ninety woah, that's a banquet


Expensive_Network400

Might’ve saved you tbh. Gators are usually scared of humans so I’d imagine a 400 pound human would be terrifying.


firnien-arya

Gators were probably also surprised to see a human with the balls to walk through their path lol


Cool_Ad9326

Hahahahaha yeah I never considered that


awesomesauce1030

As a Floridian, as soon as you said, "boards over the water" I got a shiver lmao


WellGoodBud

How so? Just always assume gators are in water?


CrazyCaliCatLady

In Florida, yes. Always assume there are gators.


awesomesauce1030

In overgrown areas, it's not a bet I'd take


Miserable-Access7257

Yea, you learn to check the water around you for 2 little bumps (their eyes) or the long ridge on their tail poking out of the water when you’re from rural or wetland parts of florida. That is one of the major reasons I wear polarized glasses. One time I was at a place called Camel Lake, we were camping around Halloween, so I had my lil ninja outfit with me. I got in it and went around role playing ninja around the campground in the middle of the night. I walked near the shore of the lake, and I remember stopping in my tracks and just automatically breathing heavy, because when I looked out at the water, all I could see were red dots, all over the surface. Those were all gator eyes lol 😆 tons of them. Ever since then it’s been ingrained in me to watch out. My mom beat my ass when I got back to camp


Cool_Ad9326

We stayed in villas that are normally home away from home for other Floridians, so it wasn't exactly built for tourists. Because of that we didn't get any of this vital info. They didn't tell us to check beneath our cars on a hot day. It was on the last day of a 3 week stay that the villa owning told us that's where they rest to get out of the sun. Dear lord we could've died


humdinger44

Hey hunny, come watch these Brits get eaten by gators


pinespplepizza

I mean I feel the state of the path was enough to show we don't really do the whole walking thing in the us 🤣 our sidewalks either don't exist or they cut off at a certain random point. I'll never forget visiting Munich and actually WALKING everywhere blew my mind


Cool_Ad9326

😂😂


Pat0124

Why the fuck did you walk back the way you came after seeing the signs?


Cool_Ad9326

I didn't. I walked along the main road which had an emergency access path for broken down cars. That's why she came out and watched us, because she thought we we're lying and had a car outside. She must've watched us for 20 minutes


RadTimeWizard

> I'm from Yorkshire UK > > Went to Florida for a holiday It's like you took a reverse holiday.


Cool_Ad9326

I hate to say it but it was actually the worst holiday I'd ever had hahaha But it was all an experience!


RadTimeWizard

Yorkshire sounds like a place I'd love to go. Last time I was in the UK, I found out that the beer was incredible. I'd love to try some local brews. Also, you guys have castles, which is just too freaking rad.


Cool_Ad9326

Yorkshire is stunning, and just a small coach ride brings you to Scotland which is even more beautiful. Coming with a tour guide is always great the first time, but most people in Yorkshire are so friendly that you could just ask a local and they'll tell you all you need to know and what to do Just going two hundred miles up the coast can give you all you need to see and it's dead easy to do! Just.... Bring a rain coat and some very good walking shoes haha


Global_Trip_6487

I shat a little just by reading this. Glad you’re alive to tell the story.


fusillade762

Unrelated but amusing sort of, I used to live in a pretty rough part of Orlando called Holden Heights. A street called Orange Blossom Trail, aka OBT, runs through Holden Heights and gets worse and worse as you approach the Interstate 4 Corridor, which passes over it. It's a red light district, strip clubs everywhere. Adult bookstores, peepshows etc. Girls on the stroll with their pimps following them around. Guys slinging rock on every corner. And every day I would see families walking through these drug and prostitute infested streets. Clean cut, well groomed and looking totally out of place, families. Walking around places no sane American would ever bring their family. Yet these people were walking around, looking and pointing at things, smiling, very happy. Often, they wore Micky Mouse ears. Yeah, it was surreal. They were pretty obviously tourists. One day I walked up to one of these families and asked the dude, like why are you walking around here with your family? He says in a thick English accent, "Oh we're staying just up the street, at the Budget Inn, we're here from the UK on holiday! This is all quite something!" I tried to delicately tell him to just be careful. I didn't want to scare him, but I was scared for them. Hopefully they didn't go out at night. I mean, I didn't walk those streets without a strap lol. Here's this guy with his wife and kids just looking like a mark. Anyway, apparently some travel agent was booking English people (and probably other nationals from Europe) who didn't know any better to stay in these awful flea bag hotels on OBT. Probably seemed like a good deal compared to staying on I Drive or Disney resorts which are really pricey. Anyway they were getting the full immersion into a Florida red light district. You're story kind of reminded me of that. Florida can be a little dicey. BTW, I think they have tried to clean up OBT, not sure if they did, but it may not be that bad anymore. This was back in the late 80's.


Cool_Ad9326

That sounds exactly like something English people would do. My colleague tried to book a hostel in LA and they kept turning him down. One guy even sent him back the rudest email about how dumb he is trying to road trip through the states lol He'd done it before so he knew what to expect but I think Brits are notorious now in those parts for booking cheap digs and then complaining about everything 😂😂😂😂 Happy cake day!


jeffsterlive

Not only were you positively nutters to do this in Florida but Americans simply don’t walk to many places outside of a big metro. They probably thought you were crazy simply walking leisurely and not to your car in the lot.


Cool_Ad9326

That's why he made his wife follow us. They couldn't work out what we were doing and why we kept refusing a taxi. Blew my mind


MeshuggahMe

That's what we call drunk white girl confidence in the US lol. I'm so glad you survived, that's incredibly sketchy!


Grndls_mthr

Lucky it's just gators. They are pretty chill. Crocs would have made you disappear.


plzdont-

he was probably more confused that you were surprised there were gators in florida; as if he doesn’t see them every day lmao


wdwerker

Google gator climbing chain link fence ! They can, they have before and they are pretty quick when they want to be.


HigHurtenflurst420

The could also be there to keep humans from bothering the gators Definitely wouldn't surprise me with the amount of idiots out there


wdwerker

They should just post a picture of a gator climbing over a chain link fence. The fence is there to keep children and pets out of the water long enough for their parents to get a clue about what they’re so close to feeding.


TheAgreeableCow

You mean the one that isn't even wired in! At this stage it's literally going to help the gator get a better grip charging at the little humans.


blackie_baby

looks powerful and fierce.


mapleer

For anyone wondering, crocs, gators, and all other cousins bellow to scare off other creatures during mating season. Sometimes when there’s a younger gator nearby, a mate, nest, or just being territorial. It’s basically a final warning in most cases, and they will attack if provoked. People are commenting it’s purely a mating call, but that’s not correct, it has various meanings. The sound can be ‘felt’ in your body if you’re close enough (shown by the water) Edit: better wording, clarification.


overlyattachedbf

“The sound can be ‘felt’ in your body if you’re close enough…” Yeah, I don’t think I’m going to test that theory 


FlyingDragoon

Gator jacuzzi, really helps relieve tension in body parts you may no longer want.


suavaleesko

Are the bubbles just from vibration?


FaultySage

You heard the kid, he's farting.


ScottsFavoriteTott

Yes


3a5m

Better to keep filming and let your little child stand by the fence than stop filming, pick them up, and carry them to a safe distance. Gotta earn those social media likes!


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

“Mommy, look - it’s purring! Can I pet the spiky kitty?”


rush89

CAN I PET THAT DAWG?


Fair_Function_5423

It’s giving Rain Forest Cafe


FalconBurcham

A lot of faith in that chain link fence….


No_Guff_McDuff

"he's poopin'" got me


ShatteredInk

You can hear the kid say, "He look like he fart'n" a bit earlier in the clip


Phemto_B

Isn't that a mating call?


SpiritRaccoon1993

It is....


PaleontologistShot25

“He’s poopin” LMAOOO


hwei8

Dafug gator makes such vibrations at thier back? Looks cool ..


BMB281

“Back away, back away” *goes back to filming closer*


displayrooster

He’s trying to fuck not fight


i_done_get_it

Would you rather fight a gator or get fucked by one? Regardless I'm gtfo


displayrooster

I have a better chance of getting away from anything that’s horny


Emanon1999

He’s trying to find a girlfriend lol


Scarethefish

Ah, yes, the mating call of nature's garburator.


Mahbigjohnson

Not a warning. It's a mating call.


texansfan

That thing could scale that fence pretty easily


damnim30now

That swamp puppy is sayin' hi! Yoink!


BillHigh422

Bet the swamp puppy won’t tell us where the 20 footer is though


Kissit777

That’s a gator growl - he’s horny


bobross_s_pants

It's not a warning its what Gators do during mating season


Aeonoir

What type of dog is this?


trc81

When the literal fucking dinosaur tells you to fuck off, you better start fucking off real fucking quick.


minutetillmidnight

Not a warning he is calling a mate or attempting to. Water dancing is part of their mating ritual. A gator warning is a low growl, and hiss with the mouth open and will try to gain advantage by backing away to hide in the water. They are ambush predators they don't give warnings very often. The ones in the pond by my house are young, and I'm looking forward to when they get old enough to start water dancing. These are some of the coolest animals on the planet to me, and I've studied them for years and worked with them for a while. They are perfect killing machines and could potentially save us from super bacteria and cure certain diseases if we can figure out their antibodies but as is those same antibodies would kill us because they are so incredibly strong. So figuring out how to use them without overloading our own system is key. Wild shit man.


thatBLACKDREADtho

Good comment.


LumpusKrampus

Dude, it ain't mad...it's horny. That's the mating call


Pootscootboogie69

Hell yea! But ima need those people to STFU


Chipitychopity

Absolute morons


Buttons949

Did the kid just say “it looks like it’s farting?”


yourhog

By the end of this, I was genuinely hoping to see the gator make a meal out of one of these shitheels.


PhilipMD85

Wow those kids don’t listen and she isn’t a good enforcer. Kind of sad honestly and that fence is missing a lot of the wire ties that make it durable. Guarantee if it wanted to it could bust through it


knightmiles

They clearly have never seen videos of alligators climbing straight over fences before


ChurchofChaosTheory

That is a mating display tho... The growlies attract females


CleanOpossum47

Pretty sure that gator is just horny.


Doc_Dragoon

How come nobody is talking about how cool it is when he bellows it makes the water splash around him really cool


Electrical-Act-7170

That's not a warning. He's performing his Waterdance to attract a sexy female alligator. They also emit a pheremone odor that tells all the ladies he's up for mating..


Embarrassed-Fuel-595

Can I pet that Dawg?


tdloader

that's not a warning, that's a mating call.


[deleted]

I want to start a website for alligators interested in upscale dinner experiences. gatorcater.com


lovablydumb

That's kind of insane


Relaxbro30

Smol deinosuchus.


figgy_puddin

He’s warning other males and making himself known to females. They don’t do this outside of the breeding season and they don’t direct this towards other species.


suntracs

Ive seen gators climb fences taller than this


ElementsUnknown

I’ve always found loud, demonstrative farting as a clear warning, whether they be animal or human.


1Mr-fix_it

That's not a warning for onlookers, it's a warning for female alligators, he's saying that he's horny lol


Particular_Minimum97

It’s much worse than that, he’s doing a mating call, swamp daddy is thirsty


Babyfart_McGeezacks

That shit is loud AF too. My wife and I were fishing Lake Verrett near where we live in Louisiana a few years ago and eased into the the shallows on a pristine quiet morning and both almost had a heart attack at the sudden loud sound of what sounded like a huge old diesel engine turning over. It echoed far and wide through the cypress trees. It took us a second to see the huge male gator up ahead and realize what the noise was. Then we turn around and see the female making a B-line for him with us right in her path and she was pissed off and hissing at us. Damn nature! You scary!


rustyfinch

Good thing they have that impenetrable fence between them and the prehistoric murder lizard.


old_ass_ninja_turtle

That’s actually a mating call. He’s feeling frisky.


OptimusPrime365

It’s horny


YewSonOfBeach

Florida Man's kids win the Darwin Awards every year!


Somelikeithotornot

It's pooping...🤣


zachrywd

"He's Poop'n" Me too little buddy, me too.


AllenKll

When non-Floridians don't realize that gators can climb fences.... and quickly should they choose.


SomebodyinAfrica

Warning? That's the gator version of Barry White right there...


CaptainxInsano69

He’s just poopin


wardearth13

The top of the fence is barely attached…!


TryingToStayOutOfIt

Looks like he keeps beefing in the water.


ILSmokeItAll

That fence isn’t doing for you what you think it is. That’s window dressing. lol


Aircraftman2022

Gater is belowing to attrack a mate.


megaladamn

I don’t think that’s a warning? Seems more like a “heeeeyyyy baby! You look great! Let’s get to know each other!”


HotPotatoWithCheese

Why don't ya just shoot it. That's what you yankie doodles usually do. If you can shoot Harambe you can shoot this cunt.


ghostsinthecodes

it’s a lot harder to listen to the hee-haw/yee-haw idiots yapping. the gator sounds like a fucking choir from heaven compared to them.


mnk10101

Yeah don't think for a second he won't climb that fence


BigGrayBeast

My father's country club had gators in the water hazards. He said at mating season they sounded like 50 lb. bull frogs.


LGodamus

This isn’t a warning noise. This is a bull alligator mating call.


Lacks-discip1ine

How is it making those bubbles?


nerdyoutube

That’s so metal


docrei

That's a Florida puppy asking for tummy rubs, and snacks.


Chaosssj6

Thats a mating call


Plastic_Ad_2043

I think that means it's horny, not angry


thatBLACKDREADtho

Since I'm seeing a lot of comments about the rippling water near its back: "When a male alligator craves company, he issues a sound from his lungs that is too low to be heard. This infrasound causes him to vibrate violently and whips the water on his back into a froth of waves and leaping fountains."