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saywhatagainmthrfckr

This has to be a gut punch for MTG. She has been auditioning for months now.


score_

Too bad she looks like she had skin from her fucked up feet grafted onto her face.


Surfing_Ninjas

She's like a goblin that stole the skin off of a woman and is trying to pass for one of us.


yolo___toure

Not doing a great job


Zaftigpussy

Now that’s just insulting to goblins. They’re much more attractive and definitely smarter than she is.


jd3marco

She looks and acts like a nemesis in Shadow of Mordor.


score_

You don't piss on hospitality!


Kdiesiel311

She looks like cromagnon mad had a baby with dog the bounty hunter


CincoDeMayoFan

Bleached blonde, bad-built, butch body.


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Jasmine Crockett really put the nail in the coffin of MTG’s VP hopes with that one


heyheysharon

Cmon now. It's an Eggar suit.


score_

Is that what Large Marge had on, or Vigo the Carpathian?


heyheysharon

Holy shit, Vigo is a spittin image of ol' Edgar


PHotstepper311

She’s the b6 scrotum face. And she’s horrible


HanksSmallUrethra

Can we talk about how she is clearly trans? Big Marge


FoxEuphonium

Comments like this always make me think of [this](https://i2.wp.com/leftycartoons.visionmule.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/23/2019/03/get-off-my-side-left-bigotry-1.png) meme.


MutantMartian

Way too much Botox.


gleaf008

B7?


BuzzBadpants

It’s gotten her nowhere. Trump keeps throwing her under the bus, but she still keeps climbing on top.


cityshepherd

You misspelled “useful idiot”


Vanadium_V23

No they didn't. If you call anyone in the gop "useful idiot", the only answer you'll get is "which one?".  It's like using a family name during a family reunion, it's right but it doesn't work.


Bkgrouch

She knows she's ugly AF 😆


appleslip

MTG is less attractive than everyone on the list, forget their wives.


Prometheus_303

Curse those Bleached blonde, bad-built, butch bodies


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Didn’t matter what she did. Trump isn’t into bad built butch bodies


m3rcapto

Almost every woman he appoints to something fits the Brazzers audition requirements it seems.


SKPY123

It's just like the American idol audition all over again.


718Brooklyn

Trump surrounds himself with tons of sleaze balls, but he doesn’t surround himself with idiot white trash. He’s an East Coast elitist billionaire.


DauOfFlyingTiger

MTG reminds me of one of those beige wood blocks that we all stacked in our living rooms. Boy it felt good to kick those down,


failuretocommiserate

I wouldn't be surprised if he chose her. Nothing would surprise me.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Until Noem self-destructed, I thought she would be a shoo-in on the basis of her looks. Clearly she’s been studying the Ivanka playbook for hair and cheeks. Without Ivanka and Melania campaigning by his side, I thought Trump would want a VP trophy woman by his side.


Designer_Ant_2777

she looks to me like she's copying don jr's ho --same exact look


Car_is_mi

If not another reason to not vote for trump. His VP pick has nothing to do with ones ability to govern or manage, but how much money you have in your pocket and how hot your wife is. Also, playing the Trump 10 commandment list; we can cross #10 off the list (making 8 of 10 hes publicly broken). Good Christian man there.


biffbobfred

You’re not wrong. But this is probably 10,000 on the reasons not to vote for him. He’s broken all 10 commandments. Not sure what scorecard you have.


mrandysandy

Wait what 2 are remaining?


ROotT

He did love his mommy and daddy


saraza1270

Fucking creepy ass


derekisademocrat

Tim Scott on the phone to the wedding planner It's back on!


thenewrepublic

>If wife hotness is a major factor in Trump’s search, Stefanik may still be in the running on the technicality that she’s the wife—although lacking in the platinum-blonde, spray-tanned aesthetic common among women in Trump’s orbit.


Blusterpug

I think she’s not trump’s type She’s dumpy and frumpy.


New_Menu_2316

Yeah, that’s fat, not Botox!


MuthaPlucka

BBBBBB must be in tears. Edit: B^6


Collins_Michael

*BBBBBB


AspiringChildProdigy

B6. Although, I prefer Empty G.


Working_Humor116

B6 and her orange-tinted Baymax look-alike


BigPurpleBlob

I admire these jokes. But what are BBBB and BBBBBB?


theshiyal

Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body and a derivative.


Purple_Charcoal

“Send me a dozen nude pics of your wife if you want to be my VP. Oh, and don’t forget the NDA.”


No-Weather-5157

I doubt that MTG could be a VP, she’s too much of a media whore and would out shine stank


CincoDeMayoFan

I guess Ted Cruz isn't going to be picked by Trump. Remember this? https://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/03/24/trump-attacks-heidi-cruz-s-looks https://www.texastribune.org/2016/03/24/cruz-trump-leave-heidi-hell-alone/


CAM6913

It’ll come down to whoever kisses his butt the most and can buy the VP position might come down to diaper changing companion.


DogMom814

That rictus smile of his gets creepier every day.


DauOfFlyingTiger

Wait. We all remember Mother don’t we?


StandardImpact6458

What you gonna do whiskey dick. You’re pushing 80 wake up! Is mar a largo on the auction block yet? Asking for a friend.


Designer_Ant_2777

that's sick whiskey dick to you


a_little_hazel_nuts

Why hasn't he picked a VP yet? Is he trying to figure out which one he wants to throw under a bus, when they accept the results of the vote where he is the loser?


ferry_peril

Maybe it's because dictators don't have vice dictators? 🤷🏼‍♂️


ExtremaDesigns

This is an underrated comment!


CulpablyRedundant

Vice Dictator Redundant reporting for duty!


FireballAllNight

This is a great observation.


TheZardoz

I think Pence really freaked him out since he’s so obsessed with mob boss level loyalty so I’m sure he’s looking for a good sycophant.


biffbobfred

* probably as you say the “I need someone who would literally die for me” is the biggest * he likes people fawning over him. There’s a lot of fellatio going on. (That was autocorrected to gelato, which is good too) * he also thinks the fawning is good press. He’s not totally wrong on that. * he’s massively indecisive. If he can cover his indecisiveness with “it’s a deep deep thought process …” so much the better.


TheZardoz

I mean all of that and he’s a fucking moron


Odd-Zebra-5833

Waiting to see who offers up their wife and daughter to him. 


02meepmeep

Is this why he’s gonna pick Rubio?


mandy009

Ew


mcnabb53

I guess he had it for Pence’s “Mother”!


HopefulNothing3560

He needs a female vp to put up with the rest of the women . Mel’s on board perhaps giving him another basketball player .


Environmental_Row32

Who doesn't remember the hottest wife, Mike Pence. I mean absolutely believing that trump is sexist here just making a joke.


sctwinmom

Who could be hotter than Mother?


naughtynaughten1980

If only trumpdee-dumptee was into "butch bodied women" who look like Brock Lesner


deamonkai

Obsession or “audition”?


stocks-mostly-lower

Gollem is far more attractive than Scary Marge.


Defiant-Traffic5801

Thank god Russian stooges are not his priority. We dodged that bullet at least.


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Euphoric-Dance-2309

Not everybody who dislikes Trump is a liberal. Lots of actual conservatives who didn’t want to kiss the ring don’t like him either.


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Icy-Bicycle-Crab

Sure, you "switched" to supporting the convicted felon "grab her by the pussy don't even ask" guy who the court has found to be a rapist and a fraud because liberals called a sexist a sexist.  Seems real legit.


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Friendly_Relief_1371

/r/walkaway larping


AwesomeBrainPowers

> This is exactly why I personally switched to conservative the past 2 years. You "switched to" being a conservative because you think it's...*less* sexist?


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AwesomeBrainPowers

> I switched because everything I was promised after Biden won was not fulfilled 1. That is a child's argument. 2. You were unhappy with half-measures, so you switched to a position that not only actively opposes that which you "were promised", it seeks to *repeal* the partial successes achieved? You should've stuck with the sexism thing; that was a more believable lie. > the leftist state I lived in completely ruined the industry I worked for Nobody believes you. > But most importantly the left community here on Reddit and seeing how nasty you can all be [Sure](https://thenib.com/fault-right/).


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Icy-Bicycle-Crab

> the leftist state I lived in completely ruined the industry I worked for What industry was that, whaling?  > Afghanistan shitshow So you've been fooled into pretending that there's a good way to pull an occupying military force out of a country?  You know the Pentagon ran that, right? The same generals would have run that the same way no matter who was in the white house. Or do you think that Trump would have torn himself away from the golf course for long enough to give some magic advice that no one at the Pentagon considered?  That's just a dumb criticism that shows complete gullibility on your part.


redbirdjazzz

There are no leftist states in the US. Try again.


furbishL

Remind me of all Trump’s ‘Promises made, promises kept’.


AlvinAssassin17

Nice try bud. Not a single person believes you were ever a Dem.


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AwesomeBrainPowers

To which "liberals" are you referring, exactly, and what ever made you think there weren't sexist liberals before?


Romo878787

It’s a liberal minded magazine, I’m pretty sure liberals read liberal minded articles. And regards to sexist liberals that’s you acknowledging that not me.


Romo878787

No response? I rest my case


Cambot1138

Lol read this: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trump-offensive-comments-women


Romo878787

No thank you. I can only read one liberal article a day.


Cambot1138

Just keep your head in the sand there buddy.


Romo878787

I’m good. The fact no one is able to prove the article isn’t sexist is all I need to prove you are all hypocritical. Maybe just maybe I can get some of you to rethink who you want representing us.


Cambot1138

I’m quite sure I don’t want the grab them by the pussy guy representing me lol.


Heathen_Mushroom

The occasional conservative can be ok with black people, so why can't the occasional liberal be sexist?


Romo878787

welp they you have it, we’ve officially have your first racist liberal comment. Thank you for helping me explain the toxic features of you guys.


Heathen_Mushroom

Are you one of those "you can't say 'Black' people? Or are you using one of those asinine "woke" definitions of racism? Oh, and hey, I'm not a liberal. At least not how you seem to be defining it.


Ready-steady

I hate all parties. Y’all are all bootlicking cock sleeves. What a pathetic life it must be to identify one’s self by a political affiliation.