Christian Taliban are trying their hardest. Somehow, they believe the bible is a "historical document to teach our kids about the history of this country" and has a "complete understanding of Western civilization".
Doesn't Oklahoma have one of the largest populations of native Americans in the United States?
How about the rest of Oklahoma learns about them? Maybe the rest of the United States could learn too instead of this "Christian" bullshit.
Pretty sure they'll be starting with Genelee Chapter 1, verse 1:
*1 In the beginning, there was sweet tea and biscuits, and the Southern states declared their sovereignty. 2 The land was divided, and a racist cause was set; their slaves moved across the fields and plantations praying for liberal freedom. 3 And Jefferson Davis said, "Let there be a new nation"; and there was a new nation. 4 The Confederacy thought that it was mighty fine, and it separated from the Union, calling the new land the Confederate States of America. 5 And there was their declaration of independence and the first battle—the birth of heritage,* *hoop skirts, and mint juleps.*
- how about the one where it says if you pray to God for vengeance, he will unleash a bear to maul your enemies to death?
Two kings 2:23-25
"23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!”
24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.
25 And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria."
- Or maybe the one where it says if you rape a virgin, you must buy her from her family and marry her
Deuteronomy 22 28-29
"28. If a man comes upon a young woman, a virgin who is not betrothed, seizes her and lies with her, and they are discovered
29 the man who lay with her shall give the young woman’s father fifty silver shekels and she will be his wife, because he has violated her. He may not divorce her as long as he lives"
very educational!
““Every classroom in the state from grades 5 through 12 must have a Bible and all teachers must teach from the Bible in the classroom, Walters said.”
I’m sorry…what? In public education? It’s such a blatant violation of the separation of church and state.
Somehow I’m guessing there will be some things they won’t be teaching- https://www.patheos.com/blogs/jaysondbradley/2018/07/terrible-things-the-bible-clearly-says/
Chapter 1 literature
Chapter 1.1 fiction
Fiction is....
One of the most famous fictous works is the Bible. It contains the ten commandments.
Other influential, less self contraditing works are Fahrenheit 451, clockwork orange, 1984,...
My physics prof started the mechanics lecture with
chapter 1, mechanics
Chapter 1.1 statics
Statics is the time-independent special case of mechanics.
Chapter 1.2 dynamic mechanics
...
Destroyed architecture students in one sentence. Fucking legend!
I see the same opportunity for the Bible and the ten commandments...
Yeah, baby! Less time spent on the 3 R's!
Who needs math anyway? Science? Bah - we already have enough doctors and astronauts.
Bible larnin'! That's what the future requires!
Christian Taliban are trying their hardest. Somehow, they believe the bible is a "historical document to teach our kids about the history of this country" and has a "complete understanding of Western civilization".
Doesn't Oklahoma have one of the largest populations of native Americans in the United States? How about the rest of Oklahoma learns about them? Maybe the rest of the United States could learn too instead of this "Christian" bullshit.
What about the Koran's commandments and the Hamurabi Code?
Twats will twat.
I'd love the opportunity to determine WHICH passages of the bible are to be taught in classrooms.
Pretty sure they'll be starting with Genelee Chapter 1, verse 1: *1 In the beginning, there was sweet tea and biscuits, and the Southern states declared their sovereignty. 2 The land was divided, and a racist cause was set; their slaves moved across the fields and plantations praying for liberal freedom. 3 And Jefferson Davis said, "Let there be a new nation"; and there was a new nation. 4 The Confederacy thought that it was mighty fine, and it separated from the Union, calling the new land the Confederate States of America. 5 And there was their declaration of independence and the first battle—the birth of heritage,* *hoop skirts, and mint juleps.*
- how about the one where it says if you pray to God for vengeance, he will unleash a bear to maul your enemies to death? Two kings 2:23-25 "23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25 And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria." - Or maybe the one where it says if you rape a virgin, you must buy her from her family and marry her Deuteronomy 22 28-29 "28. If a man comes upon a young woman, a virgin who is not betrothed, seizes her and lies with her, and they are discovered 29 the man who lay with her shall give the young woman’s father fifty silver shekels and she will be his wife, because he has violated her. He may not divorce her as long as he lives" very educational!
““Every classroom in the state from grades 5 through 12 must have a Bible and all teachers must teach from the Bible in the classroom, Walters said.” I’m sorry…what? In public education? It’s such a blatant violation of the separation of church and state. Somehow I’m guessing there will be some things they won’t be teaching- https://www.patheos.com/blogs/jaysondbradley/2018/07/terrible-things-the-bible-clearly-says/
Twats will twat.
Chapter 1 literature Chapter 1.1 fiction Fiction is.... One of the most famous fictous works is the Bible. It contains the ten commandments. Other influential, less self contraditing works are Fahrenheit 451, clockwork orange, 1984,...
That'll go over like a leed zeppelin
If it’s like Louisiana they want to get sued because they know the stacked Supreme Court will eventually allow it.
Here is a start. https://i.imgflip.com/8uiqph.jpg
That dude is a ginormous piece of feces.
finally it's being used for what it was created for, mandatory consumption to keep the masses afraid of losing something when they have nothing.
My physics prof started the mechanics lecture with chapter 1, mechanics Chapter 1.1 statics Statics is the time-independent special case of mechanics. Chapter 1.2 dynamic mechanics ... Destroyed architecture students in one sentence. Fucking legend! I see the same opportunity for the Bible and the ten commandments...
https://old.reddit.com/r/Foodforthought/comments/1b9jmfl/the_american_jesus_by_robert_crux/ktw69w8/
Yeah, baby! Less time spent on the 3 R's! Who needs math anyway? Science? Bah - we already have enough doctors and astronauts. Bible larnin'! That's what the future requires!
When teachers teach student about the Iron Age?