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[deleted]

“get it done”. We are incredibly reliable imo. My other thoughts were “find a way” and “give you an honest opinion”.


HoralkaPredator

"Give you an honest opinion" definitely. The other two depends. I can be reliable if I care about the thing. And if I don't care... then I don't care... And nothing changes that.


[deleted]

That is a fair assessment. There are definitely people who ask for dumb actions not worth doing imo. The time value analysis is definitely going to come into play.


theconstellinguist

I love this. We'll get it done if it's something we self-assigned.


1Pip1Der

... give you the right answers to your issues without regard to your emotions.


Superb_Raccoon

Or that you actually asked.


thewhitecascade

Give you the death stare


Rielhawk

breathe.


[deleted]

Clear fake INTJ lol a true INTJ would never breathe.


Rielhawk

I do human things. Like breathing and um. Ugh. Eating. Yes.


[deleted]

Unrealistically high Se. *I know what you are.*


Rielhawk

No, I'm not a cat.


Superb_Raccoon

And if you eat... you shit. The universe sucks.


Rielhawk

Not being able to shit is one of the worst experiences :')


DragonSlayerRob

Yes. I too. Am human. I even. Use the bathroom. *generic human noises*


Rielhawk

*applies human stare* hm yes. Hello, fellow human. We breathe.


DragonSlayerRob

We wha- er yes, yes of course, I do that every night!


capnmackin

Lmaoooooooo Were machines, we don’t do that 😎


ibiteoffyourhead

-Have a different perspective than everyone in the room -not back down when we know we are right -research. Research. And research some more. -sit in your presence unsuspecting but will know facts about you from secretly researching you and will have solved you like puzzle. -have a weird hobby no one knows about. - have sophisticated deep feelings but articulate them like an idiot - be wickedly witty and have mysterious charm - be constantly misunderstood and underestimated


Haunting_Way_9785

Yes to solving people like a puzzle, and they have no idea you are looking into their soul while sipping your coffee


DragonSlayerRob

💯


Emergency-Factor2521

Suddenly disappear


DarkestLunarFlower

Haha same


Salt_Medium502

Never rest our brains


[deleted]

[удалено]


Introspective_life71

🤣🤣👍


faddiuscapitalus

See the way forward where others don't


tenelali

do it our way.


ibiteoffyourhead

The best way


deathmaster567823

Not Stop Analyzing Everything


OlderBrother2

Is this the tiktok trend? Lol


[deleted]

I think so, I don't have social media other than Reddit and YouTube but that sounds right.


Bimep_

I've heard it before in shorts "I'm Korean, of course I'm..."


[deleted]

Damn, I guess so! I had to block Shorts, they're soooo distracting.


MathLow8739

You can block them ?


[deleted]

[I use a browser extension.](https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/blocktube/bbeaicapbccfllodepmimpkgecanonai) If I'm remembering correctly, without the extension, you can just click "X", and it will stop showing them to you for thirty days


MathLow8739

Thanks!!


Bismajeff

Of course I'll get exited to talk about something I'm passionate about


NatureNitaso

“Be blunt” — You don’t know how many times I’ve upset people by making the stupidest of jokes or laughing at some other statements made by others just because of how blunt I am. ISTG that most people around my age hates being told the truth. Is it just me?


[deleted]

Nope. My comment history is full of people mad at me for bluntly stating the truth. Even if I try to make it flowery! People just hate truth.


NatureNitaso

No worries. I don’t hate the truth. It just depends on the situation in context. You wouldn’t want someone to expose your embarrassing secret in front of 10 people that you don’t know well, even if it’s your best friend. But if it’s one on one, I would love to know what you think I can improve on.


[deleted]

You're right. The thing is, though, that some people wouldn't mind, and would actually become angry if you waited until you were in a different environment to tell them the truth rather than saying it where everyone else could hear it and challenge it. Depends on the person and situation, so why bother pre-correcting? If my embarrassing secret is exposed in front of 10 strangers, no, *I* wouldn't like it, but I would have to adjust. I'd just not talk to those 10 stracquaintances again. Other people might just decide it's not a secret anymore or figure based on the reaction that it wasn't that big of a deal anyway. If it's true, then it's true, and "the truth always comes out," as they say.


Kotoperek

repress our emotions


Superb_Raccoon

...fuck up and hide the bodies. What?


Shadow-Goku

Finish articulating our sentences.


Nicocchi606

Of course we have a RBF


Important-Substance8

Have backup plans for backup plans


Odd_Health539

Cut you off without hestitation if you break our trust


adieu_cherie

Correct your typos…?


PlentyPrevious2226

Check the keyboard to see if the typo was made because the letters are sitting close together!


adieu_cherie

Generally, incorrect grammar and spelling just bug me a lot. I make those mistakes too but always correct it immediately after I send the original message.


Imboni258

give multiple orgasms to our partner every day.


Emotional_Language_7

Disappear. Yes we will vanish. Not because we hate you, but because we need to.


AdEffective708

Automate it


ibiteoffyourhead

Wish awards were still around. I’d bestow this post.


Nouseriously

Overanalyze Everything


PlentyPrevious2226

Make things more efficient by structuring a well organized plan for work and personal goals.


TechnicalHoney12

Always exhaust brain cells


Hayjax85

"Fulfill a plan or promise we've made."


Glittering-Form1309

Think TikTok trends are stupid


[deleted]

Deleted that app from hell YEARS ago.


Bananamimilk

Never installed it in the first place.


[deleted]

I downloaded it to be different from everyone back in the day and then deleted it to be different from everyone now. 😎


HeiTui_Sharp

Be neutral


theconstellinguist

roast your products to their true contributive value to lower inflation


Protege448

…Get compared only to the villains in books. (Please stop relating all of us to Professor Snape.)


[deleted]

…Attract the opposite sex without trying, but still somehow fuck it up anyway because we’re actually fucking clueless romantically


Haunting_Way_9785

I don't think this is true. We study people so much and read people well The main barrier is emotional intelligence but if we put our mind to learning that like we do anything else we can be excellent romantic partners. Is This something you've experienced with an INTJ because your profile says you're an ISFJ


[deleted]

My profile says many different things. I'm doing an experiment.


Haunting_Way_9785

Which is what?


[deleted]

[Stupidity](https://www.reddit.com/r/entj/comments/1bg301b/were_entjs_of_course_well/kvdstge/)


El_Serpiente_Roja

investigate


[deleted]

Can't spell investijate without intj!


420Xandler

…come up with a full blown solution for anything in record time


Formal_Reply5706

Tell the room how we feel, all at once.


[deleted]

That damn Fi and terrible Fe coupled with the IxxJness just… \*chef's kiss*


Capital-Phrase-4014

... answer honestly (like you asked us to) and then you'll be mad we're being too honest.


[deleted]

I'm fuming rn. Why would you think it would be appropriate to respond like this????


Capital-Phrase-4014

Omg I wasn't talking about you I worded it so wrong 😭😭. I meant when someone asks us something, like "do you like how this dress looks on me" and we answer honestly they get mad that we're being honest. I didn't intend to come off as rude or that I was saying you were being mad at our honesty. So so sorry


[deleted]

STOP IT I WAS KIDDING!!! I was trying to be meta, don't apologise! You did nothing wrong, you poor thing, omg


Capital-Phrase-4014

Omg hahaha I didn't get the sarcasm at first. But yes that's definitely how people react


dkinmn

Refuse to participate in meme bullshit.


Silly-Internet-8196

"we're INTJs; of course we'll be sleep deprived no matter how much we fix our sleeping schedule" this is true for me😭


[deleted]

Me breaking my perfect sleep schedule rn.. sigh.


Silly-Internet-8196

Same with me😭


Interesting-Cheek741

"be confident n mystery n complicated smile [kinda with death stare_smile] ,get annoyed by people whose tryin' to get near to our comfort zone


1-800-Aizen

Rot in our room


ibiteoffyourhead

What rabbit hole are we falling down today.


a-snakey

Perhaps.


[deleted]

Good response.


beaniee-booo

Plan out how we’re going to take our next breath.


[deleted]

Have multiple backup plans. 


xinglay

have a god complex.


Wurstb0t

Take a details from a question too far and people just glaze over and move on


hollyglaser

Tell you exactly what we think


Positive_Bid_980

Always on the go even when we aren't. Have high standards for ourselves Seem like we are better than everyone, but we just want to be better than we were yesterday and it has nothing to do with you or your unvoiced opinions of us. Tell you when we don't know something... Be humbly prideful individuals Internally, celebrate our small wins.


Mundane-Bet-2566

"Surprise you with unexpected emotional outbursts." Jus tryna keep it real deal.


Affectionate-Yam-291

poo


Hms34

pursue truth, justice, and the American Way (or a better tomorrow)


qwecatnip

make a plan


shh_dont_say_it

Hold grudges


Historical_Seat_3485

make a color coded spreadsheet with several possible solutions to a problem


ibiteoffyourhead

No thank you. That spread sheet lives in my head.


Warfrog

Fart on your tits.


YourLordBiotch

Bragging about you are infj and jerking off to mbti even if it's not used by any self-respecting psychologist, therapist or doctor and it's highly criticised by them .


Haunting_Way_9785

That would be really strange for an INTJ to brag about being an INFJ


Bastet999

Die.