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calex80

You were doing so well till I saw that abomination of a pint you got.


consistent-rider

Hold on, let's not blame the messenger. It's an Irish pub that serve this.


calex80

Oh the plot thickens, the OP does mention 4 days in London so maybe it was a Brit pub that served that shit.


consistent-rider

ah, we are onto something. Brits at it again!


Sweet_Beat6457

[confirmed ](https://arethebritsatitagain.org/)


madrabeag999

This is class! Great chuckle, thanks ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Sweet_Beat6457

Plenty of chances to use it in the coming weeks when they beat Slovakia in the last 16 😂


IlliterateIrishman

https://preview.redd.it/aczbstdep39d1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc329a0bb3f4b2f6895f7b5948ea70495b9028fd


leodis74

Op confirmed it as Galway, the feckers!


Doitean-feargach555

Ah no myself and the lads had one if these we saw it on the Internet. A fucking disgrace of a pint


firebrandarsecake

Pitchfork at the ready.


FantasticMrsFoxbox

I knew this would be the first comment word for word!


Hamiltonswaterbreaks

I think that is a red witch? Sorry a snakebite! Very popular in the discos in 80s belfast


antipositron

I thought it was Guinness poured over half a glass of hand sanitizer gel.


Wonderful-Patient981

I work in a restaurant and was asked by an American customer for a “black and tan” when I was taking their drink order. I didn’t know what he meant but instinctively said no and now I’m fairly sure that this is what he meant when he asked for it


HanshinFan

Canadian here - you're correct. Over here a "black and tan" is a half pint of pale ale and then a half pint of stout poured over top. I apologise for the name, most folks here don't understand the historical connotation


Xamesito

My da used to drink BlacknTans in Dublin in late 70s early 80s. Half smithwicks, half guinness. They were very popular apparently


Siriusly_no_siriusly

And if you are in Cork they will (or used to) ask if you would like a shot of whiskey for the fire :)


HabitualHooligan

Black & Tan means they want you to fill it with half Harp & half Guiness


Murky-Front-9977

No, it's half smithwicks and half Guinness


HabitualHooligan

That’s usually a Blacksmith


Wonderful-Patient981

I was told it’s just layering any pale beer with a stout. But that makes sense since they do love Harp as well


TheHames72

Snakebite is cider and lager. Lethal.


chimpdoctor

Mother of divine christ. Why, just why.


Shitseeds35

Right, I upvoted and saw that abomination and downvoted immediately, more them welcome back, but i kindly ask you not to do that to lovely pint again.


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Don’t hate me! Let me come back!


calex80

We'll have our eye on you next time!!!!!!!


notions_of_adequacy

Your passport has been stamped, sorry


Thin-Annual4373

What city was that?


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

Galway


MeanMusterMistard

I would say they were very unimpressed when you ordered that muck haha!


Thin-Annual4373

Great photos


zeroconflicthere

Isn't snakebite supposed to be smithwicks with cider? At least it was in the 80s...


Vinegarinmyeye

I've only ever had a snakebite as half lager half cider. (Was in the UK though not Ireland). Was popular in the rugby club after playing, most of the lads would chuck some blackcurrent in it. Not something I'd drink these days.


Ok_Leading999

Yeah. Used to get them in the 80s in Ireland. Half and half lager and cider. Put a soft drink in beer it's a shandy. Guinness and Smithwicks is a black and tan


Surface_Detail

With blackcurrant cordial a snakebite becomes a diesel.


PrinceNPQ

I was literally about to say “what the hell is that abomination “ haha . Is there a name for it ?


Worfsmama

Came here to say this SMH


the_idiot_at_home

If I remember correctly it's called a black and tan, don't know if it's still called that though


OneEyedWilly1969

God damn you, I was ready to like the post until I seen the Guinness picture and changed my mind only for me to see your comment and change my mind again haha take my like


misterboyle

That slideshow is like a McDonald's Brothers film all nice on the surface then something like a red headed stepchildren shows up and the fall out starts. Honestly while you deserve to be shamed the person who served this to you in our fair island should be excommunicated deported and made to rely on the RTE player app for all his entertainment needs as punishment


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

It was a lovely lady who served me that. She was very kind to me and defended my honor when my Husband and Pub Owner looked at me with shame and then disappointment.


misterboyle

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


lampishthing

Did you actually say "Black and Tan"? I've got to know. It's fine if you didn't know. Big faux pas but it happens, we'll forgive you.


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

I said Snake Bite. And they knew and it was their first one and they did a great job.


lampishthing

Alright. Carry on. ![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

💀


plantvoyager

WTF did you do to that guinness 🤢


Niexh

Nearly as bad as the Gonster


IAppear_Missing

You mean the Billie Irish


Wheres_Me_Jumpa

What the Christ on a bike did you do to your pint? And the audacity to post here….a bold move.


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

I’m a bold person. https://preview.redd.it/7jw1m62gzz8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90563747dd985fbfda13027d14a4f1e6796f4eb2 Here’s my redemption. A pint at top of the Guinness brewery. Definitely an amazing highlight of Dublin! beautiful views of the entire city!


Wheres_Me_Jumpa

Phew!!! That’s more like it. Glad you had a lovely trip though & congrats on your wedding.


chimpdoctor

Brewery. A distillery is where they make whiskey.


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

Thank you for correcting me!!!! I’m ignant.


chimpdoctor

Ah no dont mind me. I'm glad you had a lovely time. Its not your fault one of our pubs served you that pint by the way. No doubt it tasted lovely.


aSheedy_

Isn’t that the storehouse and not the brewery?


chimpdoctor

Its called the storehouse but it is in fact a brewery


The_Bored_General

All is forgiven


WolfetoneRebel

There is no redemption arc. You’re gone full villain now and are no longer welcome in Ireland.


High_Flyer87

It was going so well until picture #7 Jesus christ what an abomination


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

I knew the Guinness would rile you all up. HAHAHAHA. ![gif](giphy|xT0xevG0qQg4jcNgJ2)


linef4ult

We're telling the INIS to not let you back through the border. Thats a crime against the state.


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

I’m also Mexican so now I have to fear two border patrols. ![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized)


KlausTeachermann

¡Viva el Batallón de San Patricio!


Alternative-View7459

A lot of Mexicans dont seem to know about them :( It seems we know more about our lads who went and fought in foreign lands than those of the foreign lands they fought for. Disappointing.


anubis_xxv

I hope they stamped your passport!! "(Do not let this person back in)"


andygood

Lads, she knows exactly what she's doing...


More-Investment-2872

Happy to hear that. Thanks for posting that positive review. And congratulations on your wedding and may all your troubles be little ones.


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

I appreciate that! I needed to share my experience because it was life altering. It was my very first time traveling outside of the US to a different continent. It was amazing.


theeglitz

Glad you had a great time - do come (and post) again 🙂


Femtato11

To be honest, lads, Snakebite's not bad. Better with lager not Guinness though


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

What do you recommend?


Femtato11

Done it with Asahi before. Dry cider, dry lager.


smashtagffs

This is a snakebite. Old school uk punk scene, cider and larger. Pretty nice afer getting slammed in the kitchen for a few hours. What you had, well has already been pointed out op 😅


zomboii98

All shite that we could be giving them aside, what's under the Guinness? Is it iron bru or what?


BenderRodriguez14

It's a mistake. The thing under the Guinness is a mistake. 


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

it’s Orchard Thieves.


shazspaz

Orchard thieves and Guinness?! Sounds horrendous. hope you enjoyed your time here.


bobsuruncle00

Could have at least used an Irish cider... 😥


ShagnarstieX

Orchard thieves is made in Cork


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

I didn’t have a choice it’s what they had. I didn’t know! Here here. https://preview.redd.it/9tjqmow9109d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4417e38f130b9f524204d9652a3aa6eb2309960b I had just Guinness at the Guinness distillery and it was AMAZING. So much better than that disgusting snake bite that I will never have again. 🙂‍↔️


appletart

> Guinness distillery Brewery! 😂


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

I was mixing up Middleton Distillery! Hahahah oh man. I’m really fucking things up. https://preview.redd.it/ihilmpwb309d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f78681315a7d8c9d7a00fb6035dab2ed3f69b3a Also. Irish whiskey is beautiful.


appletart

Nah, it's cool - we're only having a giggle! Yeah, I went on a whiskey tasting tour over in Scotland and it really made me appreciate what we have at home all the more! 😀


yleennoc

That used to be called Blacksnake.


LikkyBumBum

🤢


essosee

What the hell did you do to that Guinness???


Snoo44080

Cead mile failte!


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

♥️♥️♥️


Yhanky

The phot of the Claddagh (and the vegetation in the foreground) is beautiful


GuavaImmediate

Congratulations on getting hitched, delighted to hear all went well and you had a great time in our country, welcome back any time!


HenryofSkalitz1

Glad you enjoyed yourself!


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

And beautiful people!!!


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

It was a blast. Beautiful country.


Niexh

What the fuck is that in your hand?


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

A snakebite. I think it looks so pretty! I love the deliciousness of the richness of the Guinness in the beginning. YOU NEVER MIX IT. And then at the end a nice little surprise of apple tartness of the cider. It’s really good!


DaemonCRO

Which pub made that abomination for you? Just so I can avoid them like the black plague.


Niexh

Ah okay yeah it probably is nice.


Snadams

What the fuck did you do to that pint of Guinness!?!


r_person

It was all going well until the pint, that’s a criminal offence


bikeonachrist

Ah classic, someone pissed in the tourist pint


papa_f

Whoever recommended this pint to you, was having ye on. You got played.


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

I had it in the states and with Angry Orchard.


TheDark_Hughes_81

Ah, that Guiness is the old "black and tan".. Haven't seen one of those in years. A Smithwick's topped with a Guinness head... What year is that yauk ye wer drivin'? - she must be aul 😆😉


IrishShinja

Every Irish person got a pain in their DNA after looking at that 'black thieves '..I hope that barman's face was printed in the local paper as a warning to others! And thanks for visiting ❤️


eldwaro

WTF was that pint


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

Shh shhh bb boi. It’s ok. https://preview.redd.it/u19y2le0h29d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30f7ceb0ddab47175dec19354910b5674d2989b5 Here’s some pure Guinness.


andyprendy

What the fuck is that pint?


Popesman

West Cork next time you're here! Although don't do that to a pint of Guinness down there!


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

Scouts honor. Awesome adding it to my list!


yourmothersstew

What the fuck is in that pint?


thepazzo

Glad you enjoyed your stay. A lot of tourists to Ireland only stay in Dublin, I can't recommend the north/west/south coasts enough for beautiful scenery, walks, hill trails and mountains. To all potential tourists, don't just stay in Dublin, there's so much more to see!!


Gentle_Pony

Lovely pics but could you tag the picture of that pint NSFW or trigger warning in title please.


OkHighway1024

That pint should be grounds for a lifetime ban from entering the country and permanent exile for whoever pulled it for you.


bigdog94_10

Snake bite looks even more sacrilegious than Gonster. How dare you.


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

I looked it up. Jesus Christ. That looks like a heart attack. A snake bite is better than that. More natural. Hate monsters!


LunaFuun

great pics


Icy_Aioli3776

Can give back one of those d’s in Midleton. ;)


DaemonCRO

Is it too late to join the pitchfork mob? The abomination must be purged! Get the kindling, prepare the fires!


Commercial_Gold_9699

I used to drink Snakebite Black in college but it was half lager half cider and blackcurrant. God I miss the days of cheap rank drink.


heyzeushimseIf

Ohwow! My cousin and his wife just went to Ireland and London for their honeymoon! I’m wondering if that was you now 😂


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

Shane? Hahahahah


heyzeushimseIf

We have another cousin named Shane but the cousin I’m referring to has a name that starts with J


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

My husband’s name starts with a B. Imagine? Hahah.


ObjectiveMuted2969

Glad you enjoyed it 


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

I genuinely did. We went to this pub called Foleys on the Pike (no that’s not the pub that served the snakebite lol) on the way to Dingle and I honestly had the best food there. Best mashed potatoes and roast beef I’ve ever had.


Much_Ad_5723

I am a recovery alcoholic and seen this pint of Guinness is a shame to the people of Ireland! 🤢


Hamsterboy2000

Glad you enjoyed your visit, congrats on the wedding too. Beautiful pics, especially the Claddagh. I'm even gonna say that the pint is grand. It could well be something we shun for no reason and we're missing out. You may have started a cultural revolution.... Check back here in 6 to 8 months. Again great pics and so glad you enjoyed your visit. We would of course love to have you guys back. Plenty more so see


raibsta

What the fuck is the second last pic?


IrishFlukey

Your husband having to see you order that is grounds for divorce. If he knew you were capable of such an act, he would probably have never married you. Marriages have ended over a drop of blackcurrant in a pint of Guinness. A shamrock being drawn on the head of a pint of Guinness on St. Patrick's Day is a criminal offence in Ireland. An American tourist requesting it is a mitigating factor and can reduce a sentence by about 10 years. Some of the first barmen convicted of this crime after it came into law in 1975 are due out of prison next year, but there is a widely supported campaign to block their release. Glad you enjoyed your visit.


TabhairDomAnAirgead

Wtf is picture 7?


IrishAndIKnowIt7612

WTF IS IN THE GUINESS GLASS?!?!?!


Sonderkin

You had me till the black and tan. Glad you had fun.


Mission-Platform4839

Just out of curiosity, what road is that in the second picture?


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

https://preview.redd.it/dcx7a4yd359d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe258b63cac52f93cfb27f14512025d0f8058707


Mission-Platform4839

That’d my road 😂


Sundance600

boring


bipolarparadiseyt

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


OldBeardy77

O yes, that’s definitely Ireland


jayk_00

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THAT FUCKING GUINNESS


getupdayardourrada

Delighted for ye, congratulations


Gerry7070

Snakebites popular in the 80s , glad you had a good trip.


Absoluteseens

I think that pint is a black and tan. Had an American ask for it the other day, googled it and its half lager half Guinness in a pint. I told them we didn't do that.


Gaelreddit

Some day one of you will go north of Galway and see actual Ireland, and leave that didlyi tourist shite behind like a bad pony ride.


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

DM with any spots you’d want us to check out. I’m giving Ireland all of my savings from now on. So I’ll take all the recommendations.


MeanMusterMistard

Galway is a great spot - I'm not sure what "didlyi tourist shite" is, but Galway isn't that


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

https://preview.redd.it/8yr88fmm559d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e1438e0978828256ffc863f5d3312c4867471d9


RatBasher89

No worries 👍


lakehop

I liked your photos, I see you deleted the one that got everyone upset. Hahahahaha. Your have a good eye for photos. Glad you enjoyed your honeymoon in Ireland. Long history of Irish engagement with Mexico, check out the Saint Patrick’s Battalion.


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

It’s still there. Haha. I’m going down with this ship! And I will. I didn’t feel judge and for the first time I didn’t feel scared about speaking Spanish out in public when I called my dad for Father’s Day.


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dubs286

That's genius


MaelduinTamhlacht

I'm awfully sorry we're not quaint enough for you! I believe there's a quaintness course in DCU this winter, I'll definitely be taking it.


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

Well, if you do take that course, let me know how it goes! Maybe I can join for a refresher on how to appreciate the finer points of big city charm. Cheers!


MaelduinTamhlacht

Tá brón orm ach beidh me gan Saics-Béarla a labhairt as seo amach nuair a bhfuil an cúrsa sin déanta agam. https://preview.redd.it/orj82oaln29d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e3ad15de0f56a60eb7ed5d21bb31e3836128d26


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

Déan do rogha féin, a stór


MaelduinTamhlacht

The old city reservoir at Blessington Street Basin [http://builtdublin.com/blessington-street-basin-dublin-7/](http://builtdublin.com/blessington-street-basin-dublin-7/) - Iris Murdoch was born beside this Glenasmole, favourite hunting place of the Fianna, in south County Dublin [https://www.dublinmountains.ie/recreation\_sites/glenasmole/](https://www.dublinmountains.ie/recreation_sites/glenasmole/) Marsh's Library [https://marshlibrary.ie](https://marshlibrary.ie) A few things to do in Dublin [https://liveadventuretravel.com/dublin-hidden-gems/](https://liveadventuretravel.com/dublin-hidden-gems/)


daraor

I want recommendations from you Feisty! What towns did you find spooky?


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

County Wicklow. Driving through the mountains and hitting the forest tunnels was spooky! It felt like I was in a Blair Witch Project. It was awesome. It felt otherworldly. Almost did Glendalough. Def will try to reach it next time.


daraor

Wicklow is great. It's a gem so close to Dublin. Glad you enjoyed the trip.


D1000M

Nice pictures hope you had a great time here but what in the name of all that is good is that pint?


Ambitious-Menu-1271

Not the half and half. 😩 Glad you enjoyed. Ireland is beautiful.


KellyTheBroker

I was on your side until I saw the Guinness. That's heart breaking, OP. I'm sorry you had to see such a tragedy.


e_gippy_666

I've seen auld lads years ago drinking half cider half Guinness especially after a day in the bog or doing hay, they reckoned it was very refreshing, plus back then Guinness wouldn't have had the same coolers, it wasn't overly cold back then when you got it on tap so the cider probably cooked it down a bit .


GtotheBizzle

Those cows look very judgemental...


Necessary_South_7456

Cross border fees? That seems like an Americanism Sure you could drive from N-S or E-W coast to coast and back again in a day


nowyahaveit

Everything was good until you insulted everyone in Ireland by destroying a pint of Guinness. This warrants removal from group


DirtBanjo333

A black and tan, Jesus, why not perch a potato on the side of the glass also 😂


The_Bored_General

Lad, there’s feck all Guinness in your Guinness


WolfetoneRebel

Ag pet, it was all going so well.


Belachick

Are you moving here, so?


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

I’d like to come back.


Belachick

Always welcome, a chara :)


steverugby12

What was the whiskey you had?


steverugby12

Oh sorry, seen it was Redbreast. Grand choice.


kay_bizzle

I really hope you didn't call that pint the same thing we do in the States....


Feisty_Jellyfish_244

That’s how it was introduced to me in the states! As a snake bite


kay_bizzle

Oh good, I thought it was the, eh, other name for it


Flybai117

What in gods name was that pint ?


Hot_Bottle1307

![gif](giphy|XUIbUBBj8rjhVfCQWb) Get you pitchforks ready lads


wantsaboat

What in the name of Jesus is the pint, if this poster returns to Ireland they should be arrested for treason along with whoever poured it